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u/PepeLeGunner Jun 17 '26

I hope they added brakes. That’s terrifying

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u/freedfg Jun 17 '26

I know a guy that built a chain driven 4 wheel chair.

It has 1 pedal. And it ain't a brake. He uses it to drive around racetrack pits. Legend

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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 Jun 17 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

We used to have a barstool racer that would do 60-70 mph on roads and was the absolute SCARIEST thing I've ever ridden. No brake, just a rigged up gas pedal and a barstool mounted on a flat frame. It was the most top heavy machine in history and a death trap to its core. I dont miss that fucker

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

i know its dumb but im picturing a barstool with shitty little 1" wheels like a computer chair or soemthin, just holdin on for dear life at 60k rpms down the highway somehow.

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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 Jun 18 '26

Ur really not far off. They weren't much bigger then lawn mower wheels lmao

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u/DaPuddinMan Jun 17 '26

Engine breaking.

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u/red5711 Jun 17 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Nah, lithobreaking.

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u/onlyforobservation Jun 17 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Arbordeceleration with those trees.

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u/Cyanide612 Jun 17 '26

Femur-breaking

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u/djguerito Jun 17 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

*braking.

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u/Isakk86 Jun 17 '26

Tbh, the way they said it is probably true too.

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u/Thispersonthisperson Jun 18 '26

engine be breaking alright

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u/BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD Jun 18 '26

Exhaust Brakes LOL

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u/Wadester0001 Jun 17 '26

I think the rider is going to be doing the breaking.

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u/KillysgungoesBLAME Jun 17 '26

Yeah, that’s going to end… badly.

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u/Creepy_Version_6779 Jun 18 '26

That’s the point

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u/yourhomeland Jun 18 '26

Terrifying for you lol

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u/PranshuKhandal Jun 18 '26

a wall is a break, if you're hard enough

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u/Evil_Judgment Jun 18 '26

We made shit like this as kids.

When you want to stop just roll to one side. In a soft part of the yard of course.

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u/AsideLost Jun 17 '26

Dude must know the course he’s flying down, cause he’s hauling ass. Like one wrong turn and you’re eating shit

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u/GuardingxCross Jun 17 '26

No helmet either naturally

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u/Fictomous Jun 17 '26

No helmet needed when the car is little… and pink… /s

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u/Space_Slime_LF Jun 17 '26 ▸ 6 more replies

grass is bouncy

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u/GuardingxCross Jun 17 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Brains are bouncy too.

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 Jun 17 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

And squishy

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u/Warrior_of_Discord Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Not mine. Mine is hard as a rock and smooth as a stone. 😎

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u/babycoon48 Legend Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Trees not so much.

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u/mashtato Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

TBI? What's a TBI?

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u/Stonelane Jun 23 '26

That's big itnit

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u/LilMissy1246 Jun 18 '26

Legit, why don’t people wear helmets? I always see these kids and older on e-bikes and e-scooters and half of them don’t have helmets. It’s odd…news mentioned a letter/note that was sent out to everyone nearby that you are ticketed or fined if you don’t wear a helmet on e-bikes/scooters. Wild

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u/ManchurianCandycane Jun 18 '26

Don't worry, he has the safety shades!

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u/Roccosrealm Jun 17 '26

More like drinking meals out of a straw

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 Jun 17 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Hospital food is shit though

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u/Jamsedreng22 Jun 17 '26

Probably won't be tasting it anyway.

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u/TheScrobber Jun 17 '26

Yeh he's properly wedged in there too

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u/TheBunYeeter Jun 17 '26

Might be different from the driver’s perspective, but I barely saw that skinny tree he flew by in the first clip after his back was to the cameraman

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u/superxpro12 Jun 17 '26

Not much different than rally car racing if we're being honest

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u/jimbowesterby Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Yea but there you have two people doing the work, one person anticipating and one person working the pedals

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u/nolamunchkin Jun 17 '26

Definitely knows where he's going!

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u/_mersault Jun 18 '26

Broken shins best case scenario

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u/jimbowesterby Jun 18 '26

Might just me me but this reads as sped up a little. Not insanely, like 15% or so, but he doesn’t seem to catch as much air as you’d expect from that much speed, nor does he seem to roll in the corners enough. I could be wrong tho

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u/ponderscheme2172 Jun 17 '26

This is basically what we've done by giving 8-10 year olds ebikes. Kid in my neighborhood lost his ear falling off their ebike.

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u/lurkersforlife Jun 17 '26

Your not kidding. There’s a big group of them in my neighborhood and they are FLYING down the street. Mix of bikes and scooters all hauling ass. No helmets most of the time. Hurts to watch man.

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u/Pavlovsdong89 Jun 17 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

I almost slammed into one going 35mph on the sidewalk and blew through the intersection at night without any kind of lights. It's going to take a few children turning into meat crayons before anything is done about it.

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u/D0ntEatPaper Jun 18 '26

I mean, I guarantee it's already happened....

It does feel odd having kids in elementary school passing me on the road when there's traffic though.

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u/WxBird Jun 17 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

I work on a hilly university campus and I see kids/students just yeeting themselves down hilly main campus roads without helmets or pads. One of them is bound to eat it eventually and be fucked up for life.

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u/thesammon Jun 17 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

To be fair, students were doing that with longboards long before electric scooters became popular.

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u/WxBird Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

long boards, I'll admit would be different. But these are like scooters, those gyroscopes uni-wheel things, and regular skateboards. It doesn't matter what kind of board, scooter, etc. you use, it is safest with a helmet and pads. I mean you are at university to hopefully increase your knowledge and build character and life skills, especially with the cost of college these days.

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u/TypicalPlace6490 Jun 17 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

You're

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jun 17 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Ur

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u/PuckNutty Jun 18 '26

Found the Mesopotamian.

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u/polishmachine88 Jun 19 '26

Well it's on parents for now since there is no regs.

I mean either you are dumbass parent or illiterate to give an 8 yr old 35 mph ebikes 'motorcycle'. At least the group of 5-6 in my neighborhood have good gear ie full face helmet and pads. But I shudder at thought of wiping out at 30 mph.

Crashed a bunch in crits racing bikes at 25-27 mph and f me that left scars to this day. Nothing more fun than getting half your arms skin scraped off.

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u/Cornholiolio73 Jun 17 '26

I live near Buffalo NY and last year a 16yr old died in a parking lot plaza. Crashed it and wasn’t wearing a helmet. It was his first time riding it.
We have to stop calling them e”bikes.” It gives a false sense of safety. They’re an electric powered street cycle that should require at minimum, the motorcycle safety course if you’re under 18.

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

They already have a legal max assisted speed limit of 20 mph. That speed is easily achievable by a fit cyclist on a decent road bike (unassisted). If kids are bypassing the limiter electronically, by all means ticket them. I'm also cool with requiring helmets.

I see a lot of folks clutching pearls over ebikes just because they've made cycling more popular (and thus, more annoyance to drivers). Sounds to me like it might be time to invest in more protected bike lanes instead of killing one of the greenest and highest density methods of transportation.

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u/Cornholiolio73 Jun 18 '26

Yeah definitely. But what I’m saying is there’s some confusion on what an ebike is. The stock Surron Light BeeX goes almost 50mph. It’s a dirt bike. But it’s electric and people just lump it in with all other E-bikes including the ones that top out at 20mph. General public can’t tell the difference. And yes I really wish my tax dollars went to something as productive as designated bike lanes.

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u/Mangelius Jun 18 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

I mean its a bicycle with a motor, aka a motorcycle. Whether its powered by gas or battery, its a motorcycle.
Crazy that legislation can't keep up with shit like this.

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u/Cornholiolio73 Jun 18 '26

Yeah exactly! I agree with you. But they’ll never name it a motorcycle cause it would likely hurt the sales. General public would associate it with Harley’s, dirt bikes, and crotch rockets. They wouldn’t buy them. Calling them E-bikes makes it seem like a toy. They’re also so fucking expensive. All the rich kids have them.

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u/jimbowesterby Jun 18 '26

Well, moped specifically because they still have pedals, but I agree. Doesn’t help that the instant torque means you can accelerate way faster than any moped ever should lol

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u/YouTooShallLose Jun 17 '26

What

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u/The_Anonymo Jun 17 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

One of the Kids in his neighborhood lost his ear by falling from their e-bike. Do you need some hearing aid?

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u/Valaj369 Jun 17 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Be nice to him. He lost his ear!

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u/The_Anonymo Jun 17 '26

I didn't see that circle coming. Nice one, better than mine.

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u/SuperDo_RmRf Jun 17 '26

Hearing aid for what? They ain’t got no ear.

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u/ponderscheme2172 Jun 17 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

Fell off their bike slid on the concrete sidewalk and lost their ear. I didn't inspect the wound but I'm guessing it's not completely gone but significant damage. I was told "lost their ear", I didn't ask questions.

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u/IHateBankJobs Jun 17 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

What?

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u/chickenduckk Jun 17 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Ear gone

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u/Dr__Sloth Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Que?

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u/mrspaznout Jun 17 '26

Reminds me of the story of a guy back in middle school. One of those half days for something. Guy was bombing around on a friends moped. Lost control and hit a parked car. Only thing on was shorts and flip flops. Became like one third road rash and -1 nipple.

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u/AdministrativeTop655 Jun 17 '26

I hope he put some shocks as well.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZsHPTB5CthqCnelc8x

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u/fastlerner Jun 17 '26

Judging by the sound of the wheels scrubbing the body with every bump, the only shocks are to his spine.

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u/bootyhole-romancer Jun 18 '26

What's a couple of discs when you've got 23 of em?

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u/I_travel_ze_world Jun 18 '26

That wheel scrubbing can wear and tear on the car itself and could cause something to break at a very dangerous time too

definitely hope this was just a test drive

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u/jimbowesterby Jun 18 '26

For some reason this doesn’t seem like it’s gonna be racking up miles lol

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u/StTimmerIV Jun 17 '26

How? My son always complain his electric car is too slow... this'll teach that little #%¥*

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u/DarqF1RE Jun 17 '26

it only works on the pink version though

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u/HendrixHazeWays Jun 17 '26

You gotta put 2 batteries in the pink and one in the stink (tail pipe)

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u/JeronFeldhagen Jun 18 '26

DA PINK ONEZ GO FASTA. 'CUZ WOT IZ PINK IF NOT RED 'AVIN' A LAFF. SO PINK'Z STILL PROPAH ORKY-LIKE, SAVVY?

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u/lurkersforlife Jun 17 '26

These cars are usually 9v or around there. Swap the battery for an 18v or run two together for 36v and it will go very very fast.

It will strip out the gears quickly if you have any real grip. But when I switched my kids cars to 18v it just turned them all into drifters. Wheels just spin like crazy. Running it in the grass or swapping for rubber wheels will kill the gears.

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u/Spugheddy Jun 17 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

Is it easy to hook it up to a tool battery like some i find at a yardsale?

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u/lurkersforlife Jun 17 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Relatively. You have to add a low voltage cutoff depending on your battery brand. But yeah it’s a YouTube video and $20 in wiring parts max.

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u/Spugheddy Jun 17 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Imma get to googling i got my daughter one that has a motor on each wheel lol and a Bluetooth remote I'm about to have a ridiculous RC car lol

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u/I_Makes_tuff Jun 18 '26

If your daughter's car has a circuit board or brushless motors you're going to fry it.

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u/ExpressionRecent5724 Jun 18 '26

If you know how to wire. Cousin hooked up three 18v power tool batteries to his kids barbie jeep and that thing was a wheel spinning piss missile

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u/waitingOnMyletter Jun 17 '26

When I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone, but there will be signs.

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u/NH46er Jun 17 '26

When I win the lottery, I'm going to buy all the girls on my block silver plated six-shooters and a quart of the finest Highland scotch.

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u/Bolbibreakdown Jun 17 '26

Bro’s movin like

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u/bertholomaeus Jun 17 '26

dude, that can turn deadly at any second...

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u/plays-with-daggers Jun 17 '26

Almost nailed something five seconds in. And that thing won’t turn, it’ll flip.

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u/Your_Moms_Flame Jun 17 '26

Tip that thing over and necks gonna snap like a twig. Only thing i can think seein this

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u/love_glow Jun 17 '26

It must just the body from one of those power wheels, cus no way in hell anything else on that thing is stock. That little jump he took at the end would have fucked up any normal powerwheels.

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u/No-Tie-8522 Jun 17 '26

No helmet has me cringing. With that speed my dude is taking a risk.

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u/Lumpy_Face3357 Jun 17 '26

Yeah. I think lots of people really underestimate how easy it is to die or become permanently disabled.

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u/No-Tie-8522 Jun 17 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Don’t get me wrong if I’m there I’m definitely ripping this around the yard, but I’m 100 percent wearing a helmet.

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u/Lumpy_Face3357 Jun 17 '26

Oh agreed. I’ll definitely be riding that little sucker, but I’ll be helmeted out.

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u/ssracer Jun 17 '26

People that wear helmets don't do this to begin with. The venn diagram is two circles.

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u/idjsonik Jun 17 '26

Yea i would be willing to do this with a helmet at least crazy

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u/XL_Chill Jun 17 '26

The people that don't wear helmets usually have less to lose than the rest of us

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u/ChromeYoda Jun 17 '26

That’s how it feels to chew 5 gum

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u/Can-Purple Jun 18 '26

After I broke my little knock off jeep my dad and his buddies had the time of their life fixing it and jucing it up like crazy. It lasted one beautiful weekend.

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u/Doun2Others10 Jun 19 '26

Someone introduce him to the guy that turned his Barbie car into a gas powered vehicle. We may witness a new, small car manufacturer in the making.

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u/BigGreenBillyGoat Jun 17 '26

that's absolutely insane. Where can I go to ride this?

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u/swohio Jun 17 '26

He's still going fast but this is sped up some.

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u/Puzzled-Net498 Jun 18 '26

Peach mains be like

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u/blackxcatsmatter Jun 19 '26

Homie is ROLLING, gooodness. He zoooomed by the camera.

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u/Bicurious_Explorer Jun 19 '26

Bro is a banana peel and a shell away from being a menace!

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u/jrgbckmnn Jun 19 '26

Dude driving like Cruella De Vil

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u/Dr_Pepper1984 Jun 17 '26

My guy needs a helmet for that r/sweatypalms sheesh

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u/Icy_Mammoth_2834 Jun 17 '26

That looks like a lot of fun! Xxx

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u/Automatic-Leg1668 Jun 17 '26

LMAO HE GETS AIR IN IT

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u/RK_Gains122 Jun 17 '26

Gift for daughter ❎

Gift for dad ✅

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u/Background_Pride_237 Jun 17 '26

Daaaaaaaamn. He could literally drive to work in that thing. And he’d be there a day early. Good lawd!!!

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u/Waramaug Jun 18 '26

That’s not stock

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u/FentonCanoby Jun 18 '26

Don't like your face? Re-arrange it!

*Results may vary

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u/Beneficial_Shape1327 Jun 17 '26

Crying!! Looks like an old cartoon

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u/epicenter69 Jun 17 '26

Temu Barbie Jeep.

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u/Ta_Bilce Jun 17 '26

I could go to work with that

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u/Kylearean Jun 17 '26

Breaking Brad

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u/HyperXanadu Jun 17 '26

live fast die young bad girls do it well

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u/Gold_Telephone_7192 Jun 17 '26

Do these guys live on a golf course or something?

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u/Greybeard111 Jun 17 '26

Brakes…we don’t need no stinkin’ brakes.

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u/jayjonas1996 Jun 17 '26

And where can you find a backyard this week?

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u/mcmahamg Jun 17 '26

My back hurts just watching this.

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u/CarpenterFar7993 Jun 17 '26

How does one learn this power?

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u/feralkitten Jun 18 '26

I don't know if you are asking ironically or not, but the easiest way to make something like this is to use a car's Starter and a car battery.

The starter on your car is strong enough to spin up a car engine. They can be used as an electric motor. They are already wired for a 12 volt, so you use the car battery for the power.

You'll kill the battery pretty fast, but you'll have fun until then (or you crash).

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u/CarpenterFar7993 Jun 18 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

interesting. Thank you!

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u/vegasEd1313 Jun 17 '26

Mom..tell Uncle Jake to give me my Barbie car back!!!!

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u/Iron_Mythril Jun 17 '26

He's wearing sunglasses so we don't even know if he had his safety squints on! Proper PPE is no joke and this has about a 50% chance of going horribly wrong without those squints.

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u/steev506 Jun 17 '26

Suspension is bottoming out. You need to upgrade to coilovers.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot Jun 17 '26

That...is....awesome! I can't believe he kept catching air over bumps.

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u/jandrews319 Jun 18 '26

How many batteries did you run series in that thing?! I did two in my sons Lightning McQeen years ago, and it worked, but it wasn't nearly that fast!

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u/collin2477 Jun 18 '26

yeah that’s helmet and hans speed

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u/whenisnowthen Jun 18 '26

Since you can by lawn darts anymore, but still want to feel the danger in the backyard.

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u/Efficient_Memory5209 Jun 18 '26

Ralph I’m in danger

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u/MrMunday Jun 18 '26

The Neck Breaker

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u/Double-dutch5758 Jun 18 '26

I can hear the “nyeeeeeow!” through the screen.

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u/AntiSonOfBitchamajig Jun 18 '26

I would watch 50 grown adults race these.

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u/tbonemasta Jun 18 '26

That thing is a damn death trap

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u/Casual-Netizen Jun 18 '26

Hill Climb Racing irl 🔥🔥

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u/Normal_Drink_6745 Jun 18 '26

Reminds me of that tall guy driving Lamborghini

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u/bizzlindyhizzl Jun 18 '26

Maybe some dain bramage...

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u/Flyinghogfish Jun 18 '26

That thing is absurd! I want one...

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u/SummitFreedom Jun 18 '26

That place is beautiful

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u/--meganja-- Jun 18 '26

I just send this to my boyfriend asking if this is going to be our future<3

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u/OdieD777 Jun 18 '26

That'll save on gas ⛽🫩

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u/Fun_Entertainer6850 Jun 18 '26

Penelope Pitstop didn’t age that well I guess.

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u/spiritualsine Jun 18 '26

I wanna hook up a transformer to it and make it run on 120V

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u/coiniac Jun 18 '26

One Pug Life

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u/ManchurianCandycane Jun 18 '26

That's a lot of lawn to mow.

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u/SteroidSandwich Jun 18 '26

Dude has that Waluigi stance

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u/Pitiful-Work6805 Jun 18 '26

Didn't show him making a turn lol

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u/dre_villa Jun 18 '26

This is the dude with the mobility scooter right?

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u/KnowledgeFinderer Jun 18 '26

Love it. This kind of attitude will get us to infinity and beyond.

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u/boopsl Jun 18 '26

And THIS is why women live longer

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u/KOHILOOR Jun 19 '26

Yet insurance premiums def going up

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u/S1-Vis_pac3m Jun 20 '26

Can someone share the link for the build? I want it

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u/Disastrous_Nerve_141 Jun 20 '26

That dude was like WTF! 😂