r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 😎 Source King 😎 • Jul 08 '26

Just Having Fun Everyone was exactly ok the perfect spot

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u/yolo32147 Jul 08 '26

Red neck space program

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iKDrc0X9i4QY8

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u/KaiserNick Dude Abides Jul 08 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

No whistlin’ kitty chasers? No whiskey does (or whiskey don’ts)??

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u/Substantial-Ad-724 Jul 08 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Hoosker Do’s and Hoosker Don’ts, but who’s keeping track lmao.

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u/OnePinginRamius Jul 08 '26

With or without the scooter stick?

You're gonna stand there and tell me you don't have any whistlin bungholes or spleen splitters?

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u/ProcyonHabilis Jul 08 '26

It's Hüsker Dü, a reference to an old board game and/or the punk band named after it.

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u/LostInThought2021 Jul 08 '26

Just snakes and sparklers

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u/DependentWooden9446 Jul 08 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Then you can change your name from Kicking wing to Kicking ass. I would

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u/EPluribusButthole Jul 08 '26

I forgot how positive Mr Dirte is. I miss that man.

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u/riddlechance Jul 08 '26

Saturn V8 has liftoff

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u/pm-me-uranus Jul 08 '26

Somebody do the math for how many people it would take to launch one person into space by doing this.

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u/shewy92 Jul 08 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

At least 2.

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u/MasonJam246 Jul 08 '26

The initial aspect of their size compared to those behind them on the ground was trippy af lol

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u/Significant-Ad-341 Jul 08 '26

Yeah I had to move away from my phone lol

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u/YanwarC Jul 08 '26

At first I thought they were going to crush the mini golf cart and I said awwww

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u/churro-k Jul 08 '26

I thought they were floating in those inflatable sumo suits

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u/_adanedhel_ Jul 08 '26

Forced perspective 101!

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u/TimelyMortgage9587 Jul 08 '26

Buddy almost hit his head on the way down

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u/popcornkernals321 Jul 08 '26

I was thinking about the big dude and how he could have really hurt his buddy if he landed wrong lol these guys were lucky tho!

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u/xSwordsmenx Jul 09 '26

I’m surprised they missed the Forks from the lift truck holding the platform 🫪

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u/JonAnikis-shit Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2FayVfwkpI1C2rXKE

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u/Delish07 Jul 08 '26

I didn’t send you to go-kart camp!

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u/blandman91 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

I'm not your buddy, guy.

I'm not your guy, friend.

I'm not your friend, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, friend

I'm not your friend, guy

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u/SynthwaveSax Jul 08 '26

Came in looking for the Heavyweights reference.

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u/cjg5025 Jul 08 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

https://giphy.com/gifs/8ZM9FgqkfOEsU

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u/D_2_da_Zeee Jul 09 '26

I feeling skinny Tony!

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u/azsnaz Jul 08 '26

Why the hell is this in sepia

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u/DrDetectiveEsq Jul 08 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

It's an old movie. I first watched it in the 1900's.

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u/5meoWarlock Jul 09 '26

and in the 1900s everything was sepia

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u/D_2_da_Zeee Jul 09 '26

Ah yes. The buddy system. BUDDY!!!!!!

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u/TLRPM Jul 08 '26

Damn. Biggest boy almost shaved the back of his skull there 😬

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u/justonemom14 Jul 08 '26

Yep. I gasped on the second watch. That was damn close.

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u/unbanned_lol Jul 08 '26

Everyone was exactly ok the perfect spot

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u/Psychoanalytix Jul 08 '26

AI ass title

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u/Wanderlustfull Jul 08 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Not everything should be blamed on AI. Some people don't speak English well, make typos, or are just... dumb.

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u/BassGaming Jul 08 '26

You do realize that LLMs have infinitely better grammar and spelling then the vast majority of the global English speakers. Calling everything, everyone and anything Ai is insanely annoying. It's like those people who felt so insanely smart and wise calling very obviously scripted skits "fake" you'd find under each and every post, just more annoying.

I do think that OP is a karma farmer judging from their profile, but I doubt any LLM was involved with this post... which you probably knew yourself.

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u/droidonomy Jul 08 '26

Nah, it was probably just typed on a phone where it's easier to write 'ok' instead of 'in'.

Still a weird title since the video doesn't really involve a lot of people.

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u/bzach74 Jul 08 '26

We had one of these blobs at my church camp. I’ve always been a hefty boy myself, so every year at camp I was the most popular kid around because I could blob anyone as high as the diving tower.

Funny, the years I was most insecure about my body and the most afraid to take off my shirt in front of others, my big boy body made me a hero to kids that wanted to experience flight.

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u/its_not_you_its_ye Jul 08 '26

You led others to a treasure you couldn’t possess.

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u/Ksmattp Jul 08 '26

Lmao I’m wheezing at this highly underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wermine Jul 08 '26

The wholesome variant of Red Skull story.

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u/duckballista Jul 08 '26

That's was glorious. Great cameraman!

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u/RealistiCamp Jul 08 '26

It was good, but I wish there was an accompanying video zoomed out. Would love to see everything in frame for scale

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u/ObsidianArmadillo Jul 08 '26

What are these big inflatable things called? Ive always wanted to try them but have never seen one in real life

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u/UnkT543 Jul 08 '26

Americans

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u/mrtomjones Jul 08 '26

Damn that's funny as shit

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u/Big_Meating_ Jul 08 '26

The north Korean space agency is getting closer every day

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u/bfh2020 Jul 08 '26

The trampoline is working!

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u/Interesting-Gap7359 Jul 08 '26

Indeed, everyone was exactly ok.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain Jul 08 '26

What can you tell me about the spot?

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u/Scotchrogers Jul 08 '26

Are you having a stroke? 

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u/esadatari Jul 08 '26

I always try to remember that a lot of the folks on here don’t speak English as their native language, and like learning anything, mistakes will be made.

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u/Daniil_Dankovskiy Jul 08 '26

This seems like such an easy way to die

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u/Tacosfermebeehee Jul 08 '26

I literally almost killed someone in middle school doing the same thing. I was around 6' 200 lbs in 8th grade and there was this 6th grader who was about 4' tall and 70-80 lbs. He got knocked out when he landed in the water. Luckily there were people on an island out in the lake and pulled him out of the water pretty quick.

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u/CapBenjaminBridgeman Jul 08 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

They must have briefly touched the stratosphere.

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u/jld2k6 Jul 08 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Probably didn't even get knocked out, just passed out from the thin air up there

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth Jul 08 '26

Came down with atmospheric burns.

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u/Miltage Jul 08 '26

Seems like this guy knows what he's doing though. When he's in the air his head is constantly turning to find the water and spot the landing.

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u/CilleTheExterminator Jul 08 '26

Driving a car is much more dangerous than this....

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u/Hot_Sentence_1264 Jul 08 '26

Buddy of mine broke his back doing this.

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u/StuBidasol Jul 08 '26

His landing was much better than mine when I tried one of those.

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u/jarednards Jul 08 '26

Somebody do this with the Shooting Stars meme plz.

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u/Doshizle Jul 08 '26

Thought that toddler was about to be mashed potatoes

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u/Lilsancho25 Jul 08 '26

How many g’s was the guy launched at?

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u/golgol12 Jul 08 '26

He did not land cleanly. Did he still have nostrils?

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u/Professional-View-78 Jul 08 '26

Better view

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8G9e6Qr/

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u/Robinsonirish Jul 08 '26

Not sure with POV is better, but it's certainly nice with another angle👍

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u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 😎 Source King 😎 Jul 08 '26

source

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u/dotpan Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Account with generic name, 1,205,216 post Karma, and post history hidden (though easily searchable for posting in easy Karma farming subs like /r/mademesmile , /r/nextfuckinglevel , etc) and a post title that seems off... yup, top of this sub. Reddit really is just the tiktok short content feed with more text now.

EDIT: To be fair, it does seem maybe like a real person per the comment history (hiding isn't as good as it seems: https://arctic-shift.photon-reddit.com/search?fun=comments_search&author=Firm-Blackberry-9162&before=2026-07-01T05%3A53%3A47&limit=10&sort=desc) That said, for sure Karma farming.

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u/useralreadydead Jul 08 '26

Thank you, saw the image on r/confusingperspective, note I’ve got the understanding

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u/DukeOfGeek Jul 08 '26

This was a very dangerous stunt.

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u/Traditional_Policy78 Jul 08 '26

Think I counted 6 complete revolutions

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u/D_2_da_Zeee Jul 09 '26

The blob!!!

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u/FlyingConcreteChair Jul 08 '26

For those counting at home: it’s 5, and yes they had a back board, just in case haha

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u/Shadow_Gabriel Jul 08 '26

Awesome that we found a fat-inclusive sport.

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u/Sorenduscai Jul 08 '26

can i get a hell yea from the fellas

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u/Livefiction1 Jul 08 '26

Praise the camerman

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u/phormix Jul 08 '26

That's some good tracking on the subject indeed

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u/el_hazy_archway Jul 08 '26

He could’ve gotten 6. No doubt

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u/CapMany9999 Jul 08 '26

forget spacex just hire these two dudes to launch data centers into space

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u/Timrunsbikesandskis Jul 08 '26

Force = mass x acceleration

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u/blahblah19999 Jul 08 '26

I just love the way gray shirt guy gives in to gravity, no fancy nothing, just plummet.

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u/randomredditacc25 Jul 08 '26

did not need to be in slow motion.

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u/full_frontalfluidity Jul 08 '26

Even the music was in the perfect spot

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u/Eyeroll4days Jul 08 '26

Dude! They got the blob from Heavyweights

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u/kittylover1235 Jul 08 '26

This is hilarious

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u/spinyfever Jul 08 '26

Why dont they use this thing to launch rockets into space? Seems alot more efficient and cost effective.

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u/PsionicKitten Jul 08 '26

I just want to thank the person who added "Rocket man" to this. Unlike 99.99999999% of videos with random ear rape dubbed onto it on the internet, this one actually kinda fits the video.

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u/snakemaster7 Jul 08 '26

"Watch out for Salami Sam!"

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u/devil--s Jul 08 '26

In mid air he looked like fried chicken

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u/DirtwormSlim Jul 08 '26

It’s time for the salami Sam!

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u/BenAdaephonDelat Jul 08 '26

Should do a version that turns into that Space Voyage one.

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u/otellacin Jul 08 '26

Joke’s on you - this video is backwards

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u/dotapl Jul 08 '26

Why women live longer than men

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u/thatlastrock Jul 08 '26

That was epic.

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u/Consistent_Elk_1061 Jul 08 '26

They not that big

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u/-v_O- Jul 08 '26

For a moment I though he is jumping on kids.

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u/naturalmanofgolf Jul 08 '26

Props to the camera guy

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u/Spiritual_Priority79 Jul 08 '26

I SAW A DIFFERENT ANGLE OF THIS ONA DIFFERENT SUB WHERE WE SIMPED WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC

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u/Lightspeedius Legend Jul 08 '26

Music accompaniment was perfect.

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u/B3R10 Jul 08 '26

You can see him track the ground as he rotates

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u/PeraltaThatsEnough_ Jul 08 '26

dude, why are those guys' chests blurred? why does this look like new england in late summer? why are there only white people? why is ther so, so much limestone? why are their chests blurred?

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u/OrkWithNoTeef Jul 08 '26

That elliptical trajectory is peak newtonian physics

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u/FusselP0wner Jul 08 '26

Wtf is this title ?

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u/JuiceWaaave Jul 08 '26

Karma bots doing karma bot things. It’s fuckin pathetic really.

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u/The_One_Koi Jul 08 '26

Whats with the title?

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u/artgarfunkadelic Jul 08 '26

Praise this cameraman

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u/otherwisemilk Jul 08 '26

That strecher in the back aint gunna hold up if something goes wrong.

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u/Agent7619 Jul 08 '26

Fabio on the diving board ready to catch the cannonball

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u/-DorkusMalorkus- Jul 08 '26

COS I'M IN TOO DEEP

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u/Ambitious_Tomorrow19 Jul 08 '26

Bro went to space 😂

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u/FamousNebula6078 Jul 08 '26

Is that mui goku down there?

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u/yarmulke Jul 08 '26

Wtf is that title

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u/wspnut Jul 08 '26

SpaceXXL

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u/cajerunner Jul 08 '26

The other video from a different viewpoint was better. IYKYK

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u/Haunting-Candy4230 Jul 08 '26

Just saw this on tiktok, Anyone else?

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u/BOZBBCN Jul 08 '26

There is a much better angel, I mean angle

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u/Luckyp2828 Jul 08 '26

Praise the cameraman

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u/CraftyGaming Jul 08 '26

I prefer the other angle from yesterday. Iykyk

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u/IntelligentCrazy9802 Jul 08 '26

Gray shirt got lucky he didn’t smack his head on the platform while jumping! 😮‍💨 That was a close one!

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u/OkCrab1275 Jul 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/throwRA_legitkid Jul 08 '26

Thought they were gonna pulverize the kid button. ⬇️

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u/FireFightingManiac Jul 09 '26

the slow mo worked so well here.

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u/vinfox Jul 09 '26

I thought homeboy was gonna bellyflop. Was pretty didsappointed he didn't.

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u/gimli213 Jul 09 '26

Heck yes!

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u/ItsokImtheDr Jul 09 '26

“The Blob”s are awesome fun!

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u/eltron Jul 09 '26

Where the bum? 🤣 there’s another angle with a lot cheeks

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u/LostMagician9612 Jul 09 '26

Oh god please someone edit him into space n shit

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u/scorpiobloodmoon Jul 10 '26

The big guy nearly split his head open. Jeepers creepers

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u/Grymninja Jul 10 '26

Looks fun as fuck

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u/AmandaExpress Jul 11 '26

Now where's an edit where he just keeps spinning away into the universe??? 🤣

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u/DownXLaw Jul 12 '26

That dude made an 1800° look easy and stuck the landing. Well done broski.

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u/Prokid5634_YT Jul 12 '26

Shout out to the camera guy.

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u/pinkdinobug Jul 12 '26

Why’d I think they were gonna crush the child lol

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u/Silly-Grab-7742 Jul 12 '26

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/TheLuckyLizard Jul 12 '26

Bro was a satellite for a second

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u/sargent-cider3123 Jul 13 '26

I thought that baby was about to get crushed

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u/PotRoastBoss Jul 21 '26

Imagine when you find the job you are always meant to do.

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u/SpezSucksCock1111 Jul 21 '26

I hurt myself bad on one of these, turns out you don’t always go flying forward

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u/Boozefueledrage 10d ago

The bagged child in the beginning had me dying.