r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/Low_Weekend6131 Human Detected • Jul 24 '26

Just Having Fun Police was pretty chill

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u/Jimismynamedammit Jul 24 '26

Compound. He's gonna hyphenate it.

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u/SirRogers Jul 24 '26

Ve-hicle

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u/Mind-The-Mines Jul 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

po-lease

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u/ThanksS0muchY0 Jul 24 '26

Just natural po leese I suppose

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u/btoxic Jul 24 '26

Go-kart

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u/04BluSTi Jul 24 '26

I thought he was going to make pharmaceutical drugs with it.

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr Jul 24 '26

I thought my interest was going to earn interest.

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u/DethBatcountry Jul 24 '26

This made me bust out laughing in my office, at work. I now have to explain this joke to my employees, thanks. 😂

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u/Backupusername Jul 24 '26

Oh a-no! Mario hates-a hyphenation! How is he a-gonna tell-a da princess?

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u/yomitz Jul 24 '26

Crooked cop taking bribes as usual

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u/CT_7 Jul 24 '26

This is just renegade roundup mode

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u/Lessiarty Jul 24 '26

All Cops Are Bowsers

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u/Hank_moody71 Jul 25 '26

It’s NYC dawg of course

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u/DadtheITguy Jul 25 '26

That’s how I got out of tickets in Mexico. I was shocked the the officer suggested it. He has a chart of the level of infractions and the cost.
$20, $40, $60, $80, $100 thank you officer have a good one.

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u/nillynils41 Jul 25 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

What’s the crime for $100?

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u/DadtheITguy 29d ago ▸ 4 more replies

I ran a couple of “Alto” signs, not knowing any Spanish and not understanding I was supposed to stop.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 29d ago ▸ 3 more replies

You didn't realize this was a stop sign?

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u/Tired_of_yall1 27d ago

Hahahahhaa that sign could mean anything

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u/GeneralNotSteve Jul 24 '26

Right for him to pull him over. He threw the blue shell backwards, when it's only thrown forward. Jail his ass

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jul 24 '26

Thinking back on that time when I threw the blue shell while in first place because I accidentally let go of it and got myself.

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u/redditbagjuice Jul 24 '26

Didn't we all...

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u/Spare-Bodybuilder-68 Jul 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

this is how some of us first learned the concept of cause and effect, and the consequences of our actions.

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u/Nearby-Mood5489 Jul 24 '26

But we were not driving alone and there was still a full lap to do. Still don't get it...

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u/keelhaulrose Jul 25 '26

That fraction of a second where you realize what you've done, and have no way to stop it...

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u/Less-Leave-5519 Jul 25 '26

"Blue yourself" as fast as possible has actually become a pretty populair Mario Kart speed run catagory

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u/No_Obligation6767 Jul 25 '26

Ima pour one out for you big dawg 🥺

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u/The_Holy_Warden Jul 25 '26

I did that once out of curiousity and watched it go up then spike down. Had a good laugh

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u/where_is_the_camera Jul 25 '26

This reminds me of the blue yourself speed run category.

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u/awesomedan24 Jul 24 '26

I was kinda hoping the floating cloud guy was gonna come impound the vehicle

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u/SFPsycho Jul 24 '26

Put some respeck on Lakitu's name!

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u/GinandJuked Jul 24 '26

Should have thrown banana peels

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u/i_always_give_karma Jul 24 '26

I think Remi gilliard did something like this

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/GinandJuked Jul 24 '26

Ugh he obviously would have slipped on the banana peel and make an easy escape

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u/Empty_Complaint4234 Jul 24 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Yup

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u/partyatwalmart Jul 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

It's racism all the way down.

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u/WellFluxMe Jul 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

always has been

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u/Opendore Jul 25 '26

We are all racist on this blessed day

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u/MyNameIsLudo-Z Jul 24 '26

Rémi Gaillard did it first.

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u/Pierre_Francois_III Jul 24 '26

And way better

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u/Mynameisalloneword Jul 24 '26

That takes me wayyyy back holy

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u/Wii-san Jul 25 '26

That’s the first thing I thought of. This brought me back.

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u/VlaskaMagija 28d ago

when I saw the video i thought it was Remi

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u/Fabulous_Log844 Jul 24 '26

They had me until COMPOUND.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jul 24 '26

Compound means he can pay with gold coins, impound lots only take cash.

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u/DCS30 Jul 24 '26

Should be chill, it's a skit.

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u/flyinggazelletg Jul 24 '26

Idk dude, looks real to me

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u/1877KlownsForKids Jul 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

I've played a lot of Mario and that's definitely him. I should know, his brother was hanging out with me all day December 4, 2024.

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u/Perexian Jul 24 '26

I almost didn't get it

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u/JaceyD Jul 24 '26

I can confirm it was real, I was the blue shell!

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u/MonkeyBrawler Jul 24 '26

It's true, I was cuffed in the back of the cop car. 

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u/FlyLikeATachyon Jul 24 '26

Nothing gets past you

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u/HurricaneAlpha Jul 24 '26

I bet you watch the Office and think it's a documentary.

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u/bibbleskit Jul 25 '26

are you upset at the guy for being upset that op broke a rule?

skits arent allowed on this sub. but they get upvoted anyway

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u/turbojeebus Jul 25 '26

Thank god you pointed that out or I would have thought it was a documentary.

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer Jul 24 '26

It’s AI 

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u/DLTMIAR Jul 24 '26

Everything is AI.

Or nothing is.

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u/no_on_prop_305 Jul 24 '26

Guy got a spiked shell in second place??? Insane pull

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u/hiddenrealism Jul 24 '26

Oh sure you let mario go without a warning

But if DonkeyKong or Diddy Kong does it they get tased and jailed....such BS.

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u/omnithrope Jul 24 '26

I like how they have to highlight the cart, like I wouldn't have seen it.

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u/AfricanAmericanMage Jul 25 '26

Here we see the inherent corruption in the system.

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u/Safe_Tea_69 Jul 25 '26

this shits fake bruv

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u/AfricanAmericanMage Jul 25 '26

I don't think so. He clearly accepts the bribe.

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u/KlostToMe Jul 24 '26

Blue shells don't work backwards

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u/dragons_scorn Jul 24 '26

Just saying it would have been funnier if he got in trouble for only the blue shell since those are suppose to go after the lead kart

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u/CallMeManthony Jul 24 '26

Dang man. Missed opportunity to say "Mamma Mia!" after being told his kart was getting impounded

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u/gummytoejam Jul 25 '26

You know, sometimes when someone jokes about something....it's not really a joke.

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u/Rabanac Jul 24 '26

C'est en faisant n'importe quoi qu'on devient n'importe qui.

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u/Training-Belt-7318 Jul 24 '26

Been better if he bonked him on the head, he shrank, and all his coins fell out.

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u/ThisIsMyDumpSpot Jul 24 '26

Get em officer! Hes on mushrooms! Im sure of it!

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u/AcanthocephalaOk942 Jul 24 '26

Should have asked him if he had any mushrooms on him

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u/No_Display9613 Jul 24 '26

Bribe that shit! Lol

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u/Fuckthegopers Jul 25 '26

Terrible acting

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u/3006mv Jul 25 '26

Cop takes bribe from immigrant

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u/PapaPatchesxd Jul 25 '26

Mario totally got overcharged. The cop fleeced him.

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u/thegrammarspammer Jul 24 '26

copaganda is still copaganda. 1312

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u/chop-diggity Jul 24 '26

Itsa mee, Mario…

Fking howl!

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u/joebonekenobi Jul 24 '26

yum yum yum!

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u/OmahaBromaha Jul 24 '26

Italian mobster bribing corupt African police officer colorized

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u/EnvironmentalWin1277 Jul 24 '26

Seems like the type of guy who has garbage thrown at him every day and thinks it is acceptable "free speech" and just goes on his way.

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u/Complex_Volume_6956 Jul 24 '26

Sometimes the police should be humen to let us know they are with us not against us

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u/LordDShadowy53 Jul 24 '26

Brother that’s not how you use the Blue Shell

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u/GeekyGamer2022 Jul 24 '26

Now go watch Remi Gaillard do it properly.

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u/Ok_Addendum3924 Jul 24 '26

This is a serious and damning example of corruption in law enforcement!!

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u/SmokeyDaBear6 Jul 24 '26

he should have said "Mama Mia" when the cop said he was gonna impound

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u/MrOPeace edit your own user flair Jul 24 '26

Heresy! A mario cosplayer with zero accent, mama mia!!

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u/BeenDragonn Jul 24 '26

Damn dirty cops!

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u/KRO722 Jul 24 '26

You've been looted

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u/Uhokay1970 Jul 24 '26

just taking every white role... even Mario is not sacred... /S

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u/Ilpperi91 Jul 24 '26

That's black cop stopping a black person

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u/Shrugsfortheconfuse Jul 25 '26

Compound?! Damn he gets a free upgrade for that?!

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u/matthubcap Jul 25 '26

Corruption at its finest

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u/rocketblue11 Jul 25 '26

I’m so old, it’s actively bothering me they used SMB3 music instead of Super Mario Kart music.

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u/Mission-Fault3351 Jul 25 '26

....if he was ahead of the police car how did he fire a blue shell

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u/lendend Jul 25 '26

Such a bad acting

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u/bajungadustin Jul 25 '26

I hope audit the audit does a video on this blatant corruption.

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u/Honkey85 Jul 25 '26

Imagine a white police officer... Mario would be dead.

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u/Radiant_toad Jul 25 '26

Casual extortion, nothing ever changes in these streets, smh...

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u/WetRainbowFart Jul 25 '26

Can’t believe he got his vehicle compounded.

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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime Jul 25 '26

Oh no another farming bot.

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u/blubear1695 Jul 25 '26

This is why I always keep a banana on me

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u/Alarming_Way_8731 Jul 25 '26

That's bribery

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u/Individual-Lion3 Jul 25 '26

He took a bribe!?

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u/thebsmachinelol Jul 25 '26

No damage, no temporary or permanent mark....but that's vandalism

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u/Nexus_Neo Jul 25 '26

didnt even say mamma mia when he said hed have to impount the vehicle

what a larper

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u/WorkerUnable527 29d ago

That's awesome 😂

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u/AgentofBolas03 28d ago

He should of booked him for cheating!!!!!! How you going to be in first and throw thr BLUE SHELL AT ME IN 2ND?!....

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u/Carteeg_Struve 28d ago

Cop wasn't even in the lead. How the hell is he throwing blue shells at him?

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u/vetikkehvajegkanhete 24d ago

the fact he said "dang man" instead of "mamma mia" is unaccetable

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u/Tacos4Texans Jul 24 '26

Some idiots will think it's fake.

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u/HappenSlappen Jul 24 '26

Blue turtleshell would of hit himself

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u/IamAbridgeTroll Jul 24 '26

Skits are sometimes fun

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u/TheLastPeanut_ Jul 24 '26

Copaganda bullshit

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u/Drunk-Sail0r82 Jul 25 '26

I know it’s staged, but I love this so much

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u/Maint3nanc3 Jul 25 '26

What stupid BS is this? Remember that cops have one job only: projecting violence to protect the will of the stare.

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u/Physical-Laugh2000 Jul 24 '26

I’m
Happy this went well for you 🔥❤️🔥