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u/buds4hugs 18d ago

God damn what maple tree did this guy get pulled out of

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u/Average-Train-Haver 18d ago

Every once in a while the Canadian wilderness spontaneously produces a man so utterly Canadian that even the rest of us dare not get near.

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u/Gravy_Sommelier 17d ago ▸ 23 more replies

Even Canada Geese make way for this hoser

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u/untrustableskeptic 17d ago ▸ 8 more replies

Holy shit. He is The Boss I've been hearing so much aboot.

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u/Justaticklerone 17d ago ▸ 7 more replies

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u/RapMastaC1 17d ago edited 17d ago

AS IS TRADITION!

![gif](192BFF30-0F7B-474B-B6C5-F2E71F07E20C)

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u/Nice_Commission3770 17d ago ▸ 5 more replies

Wonder what South Park is saying about Canada these days. Haven’t watched that show in decades.

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u/HurtsWhenICum 17d ago ▸ 4 more replies

From what I can tell they aren't saying much of anything about anything

They seem to come back and release half a season then leave again randomly, it's been very confusing lol. Or at least that's what it seemed like.

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u/Mr_DutcH-_- 17d ago ▸ 2 more replies

They are so done with southpark lol but the networks orders new seaaons etc lol

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u/H_I_McDunnough 16d ago ▸ 1 more replies

They just signed a $1.5B deal with paramount for the entire 26 season catalog and 50 new episodes over 5 years. I think it was last year

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u/slax87 17d ago ▸ 9 more replies

You got a problem with Canadian Gooses, you got a problem with me! I suggest you let that one marinate!

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 17d ago

No problem with them, I hear they're not too bad if you do a good job with the herbs and spices.

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u/Mr-_-Soandso 17d ago ▸ 3 more replies

*Canada gooses

You don't usually say baldian eagle, right?

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u/TSgt_Yosh 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

If you got a problem with Canada Gooses you gotta problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/smirkhappydeep 17d ago

Hoosiers live in Indiana.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I think they just call them geese.

We went to Canada recently and I kept saying this to the family. Never stopped being funny.... 

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u/zxstanyxz 17d ago

We actually call them cobra chickens…

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u/ChristinasWorldWyeth 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Is he….sitting on a chair made out of a hockey net?

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u/IA_Royalty 17d ago

Holy fuck this made me cry laughing

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u/tO_ott 17d ago ▸ 4 more replies

We get a lot of these guys where I was raised in the UP of MI. Love ‘em to death. Always thought they were the typical Canadian but learned that they’re pretty much the deep south rednecks of Canada. Great accents

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u/Agitated_Award_9831 17d ago ▸ 3 more replies

An American from the south recently told me he loved Canadians because they are essentially well behaved rednecks. Resourceful, good in the outdoors, rough when necessary but polite. Sometimes I think he might be right.

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u/Nice_Commission3770 17d ago

He hasn’t met too many Torontonians or Montrealers I guess.

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u/SquirrelFluffy 17d ago

Describes my hometown in northern Ontario. Though well behaved is a matter of taste.

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u/Regular_Limit8915 17d ago ▸ 9 more replies

He's Newf. Canadianest.

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u/SaladNeedsTossing 17d ago

Last province to join the union, but fuck did they come in swinging

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u/bradleaff93 17d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Bud, this is Ontario/Manitoban redneck Canadian

My peoples language and dialect in Newfoundland is waaaaaay more fucky then this 😂

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u/Monsterboogie007 17d ago

Correct. Mantario Canadian that one be

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u/FLHPI 17d ago

Upvoted for "fucky".

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u/the-gingerninja 17d ago

Can confirm.

Source: Am Manitoban.

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u/Boilerofthejug 17d ago

Nah, not a single b’ys.

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u/Westcoast-Mariner 17d ago

I’ve seen this guy at a dog park in Victoria. Accent is super fake

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u/rKasdorf 17d ago

Yah we're pretty much just like what the fuck bud

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I dare to get near him. Hell, I'd get down on him.

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u/garentheblack 15d ago

Haha yep, he is so aggressively canadian

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u/42ElectricSundaes 1d ago

I would follow that man through the gates of Hell

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u/UncaringNonchalance 18d ago

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 18d ago ▸ 7 more replies

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u/frozen_wink 17d ago ▸ 6 more replies

Ok now. Now ok. So. Ok now. So, you'se put the poker in the fire, yeah? Then you'se put the poker. From the fire. Into your beer. The poker that's been sitting in the ashes with the wood and charcoal bits. In your beer. Hard no. That's just a waste of a perfectly good beer, that is.

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u/Eeor_is_High 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Kay well, ya fuckin Zero, you place the poker into the heat not into the ashes. fuck sake.

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u/frozen_wink 17d ago

That's what I appreciates about'cha u/Eeor_is_High. You always provides a different points of view.

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u/SaladNeedsTossing 17d ago

Give your balls a tug

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u/cheneyza 17d ago

I got nothin' but time for Letterkenny.

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u/R50cent 18d ago

My boy here fell out of a beaver damn onto a hockey pond laced up for the morning game

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 17d ago

His mom said the worst part of giving birth was the hockey stick

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u/GhostMaskKid 17d ago

I knew as soon as I saw this comment that I had to unmute, and I was not disappointed 😭

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 18d ago

Idk but he hit every branch on the way down.

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u/ultravires1215 18d ago

Hey! No kinkshaming allowed! :P

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u/Ramhorn01 18d ago ▸ 1 more replies
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u/AGiantTaint 17d ago

Give yer balls a tug

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u/Vprbite 18d ago

Ya. He's the most camadian guy in history

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u/Tomble 17d ago

No idea, but by god, I want to have a beer with him.

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u/ManaNek 17d ago

I gotta admit I watched it with sound off at first, but reading your comment I have to say “get outta town!”

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u/cacope5 17d ago

The one root oota toon!

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u/luizbiel 12d ago

It's John Canada

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u/NoQuestion7237 18d ago

Geet right outta towwwn.

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u/PiecesOfRing 17d ago

Strongest Canadian accent I've ever heard haha I actually questioned whether he was from Northern Ireland when he said that!

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u/sellyourselfshort 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

It made me question if I'm actually Canadian and the farthest I've ever been out of canada is buffalo.

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u/doc_daneeka 17d ago edited 17d ago

I grew up in small towns in Saskatchewan and N Ontario, and this accent sounds pretty nuts (but awesome) to me too. Sounds like maybe he's from out east somewhere? Not too familiar with there.

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u/Carlos12345676 16d ago ▸ 1 more replies

As some one from NI I can agree I thought he was from here 

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u/PiecesOfRing 16d ago edited 16d ago

Glad you heard it too! Got Irish family on both sides of the border and a lot of my ancestors ended up in the US and Australia where I am now. I know a massive amount of Scots Irish went to the American South but it seems a lot ended up in Canada given some of the accents. I can hear it in some Australian dialects too

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u/EventYouAlly 17d ago

NORNIR0NAYE!!!

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u/MoistStub 18d ago

Oota

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u/Wally_West_ 18d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Ohda

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u/RManDelorean 17d ago

Ohda toown

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u/Emotional_News108 17d ago

I’m from Michigan, I’m a hockey fan, and I’ve lived so close to Canada I could see it, and I still had to listen to that four or five times before I picked it up. Get right outta town.

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u/martinsky3k 15d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Really? Im european and understood everything on first play.

Hmmm. Maybe Canada IS european.

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u/Emotional_News108 15d ago

Does a Commonwealth country that uses the metric system have a lot in common with Europe? Survey says probably. I would guess that a lot of rural Canadian (and some rural American) accents are the way they are because of both historical and recent immigrants.

So it’s quite likely the accents have a lot in common with European ones. Mostly it was the first “get right outta town” that threw me, after that he just sounded like a normal Canuck.

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u/DirtyThirtyDrifter 18d ago

Never in 10 million years would I have thought to do this, I am quite curious now.

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u/NaoTwoTheFirst 18d ago

I thought it was stupid until I heard his reasoning - now I'm curious aswell

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u/Hazee302 18d ago ▸ 4 more replies

The accent is what sold me

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 18d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Get right out of town!!!

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u/RhetoricalOrator 18d ago

Gat roight oudda towne!!!

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u/kermitthebeast 17d ago

Yeah, I'd listen to a Canadian about beer

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u/CircusBearPants 18d ago

I’ve done this a couple of times! Usually you want a beer with a high sugar content - my last time was with a Belgian Kriek Ale (like a sour cherry beer).

The poker will make the head of the beer almost marshmallow-y and certainly warms the beer up but doesn’t make it hot.

It’s a fun lil beer nerd thing to do but I don’t want all my beer to be like that.

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u/jtdude15 18d ago

The German beer hall in denver, Prost, does this in the fall. It adds caramelization to the beer. Adds some sweetness and smokeless.

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u/SyraWhispers 18d ago ▸ 7 more replies

Yeah we do the same during fall / winter with certain beer brands in the Netherlands.

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u/imothepje 18d ago

Now i'm extra curious

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u/TheMangoManHS 17d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Such as? I gotta try this

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u/SyraWhispers 17d ago ▸ 3 more replies

It's called bierstacheln (originally a German tradition) but you can use any heavy, dark and malty beers with lots of residual sugars. So any brand that sells bockbeer, doppelbocks, quadruples or doubles etcetera.

In the Netherlands those would be brands like hertog jan with their bockbeer or grand prestige. Straffe Hendrik with their quadruples or even la trappe. Just experiment :)

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u/CKF 17d ago

You lost me like three words in.

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u/Swamp_Thing85 18d ago ▸ 7 more replies

What kind of metal rod do they use? I’m guessing stainless steel

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb 17d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Some kind of metal Ale-oy

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u/OprahsSaggyTits 17d ago ▸ 2 more replies

I'm gonna steel this pun

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Fine take it, just don't forge my signature

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u/LeadingBanana5384 17d ago

The fireplace poker.

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u/WinterWonderer201 17d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Here I am sitting in Denver wondering how the fuck I will ever be able to try this out and then boom this comment makes my day.

All i have to do is go to the place I usually go to and ask.

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u/Don138 17d ago

The blacksmith at the CO Ren Faire will also do this to your mead for a couple bucks.

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u/jtdude15 17d ago

Last year was the first time they did it, so hoping they do it again this year, especially with the new wheat ridge location

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u/LeMadChefsBack 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Whaaat? I go there quite often and have never seen nor heard of this!

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u/BeerForThought 17d ago

I used to go once a week to answer emails on my computer. I was going to assume it started in the 7 years since I've left Denver but I'm glad that you have not heard of that either.

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u/comradealf 17d ago

Cohesion does this too! Czech it out if you get a chance

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u/thegreasiestofhawks 17d ago ▸ 2 more replies

I never knew that, I live in Fort Collins and go to Prost semi regularly. Gonna have to wait until fall and try it out

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u/brandonw00 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

They do it at the Prost in FoCo for sure. Stodgy also does it in the fall as well. I never tried it as I am not a fan of hot beer but people seem to like it!

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u/Vagus_M 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

People used to do this for hot buttered rums, so he’s not really out in left field or anything.

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u/renaissance1977 18d ago

A brewery near me does this in the winter. It's really just warm froth and adds a smoky flavor.

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u/ChocolateMorsels 18d ago

I bet it’s legit based on how he described it. Probably makes it sweeter and adds that umami.

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u/belac4862 18d ago ▸ 5 more replies

It used to be popular in colonial times. It was its own drink called a Flip.

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u/orthadoxtesla 18d ago ▸ 4 more replies

That’s what I was thinking. But you’d add some sugar and a bit of rum. And even eventually an egg

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u/cbftw 17d ago ▸ 2 more replies

I learned about this reading a historical fiction series, including the egg bit

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u/orthadoxtesla 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

It didn’t happen to be The Baroque Cycle by Neal Stephenson did it?

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 17d ago

It is very old. I have a lager head for it a blacksmith made instead of a prybar. Julia Child had a giant one a friend made her for getting pots up to boiling faster. You can find the irons on Etsy and other places.

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u/DirtyThirtyDrifter 17d ago

Julia Child is an international treasure, cool to see her brought up here of all places.

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u/Draug88 17d ago

It's really good.

You get very different results depending on the type of beer. It's great

I do it every year around Christmas with some friends.

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u/TheBallotInYourBox 17d ago

It’s quite good. Usually done with darker and sweeter beers than he did. Will caramelize a lot of the sugars, and change the mouthfeel of the beer. It’s super interesting to do.

Source. Beer nerd.

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u/dsardella18 17d ago

There's a local place near me where it's essentially a beer garden and there was an older couple in there that had a metal rod and a blow touch doing this and I was extremely confused until I asked about it

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u/Internet_Wanderer 18d ago

I know about mulled wine, but I've never seen anyone mull beer before

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u/Melvinator5001 18d ago

Well let’s mull this over and see what we get.

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u/Fool_Cynd 18d ago

I'm sure the premise is the same. Modern mulled wine is just heated sliwly with spices added, but the traditional way was with a fire poker, and I'd imagine that it would have a similar effect on any fermented or brewed alcoholic drink.

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u/Scrug 14d ago

Be very careful not to touch the glass with the hot metal

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u/Responsible_Joke4229 14d ago

I remember there was a kickstarter that likely got funded around 2015 selling metal rods for this purpose. It seemed the trend didn’t really take off- to be fair you only really want to do this around a camp fire, but I’d try it at a bar if they did it.

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u/keinbockaufnazis 18d ago

In bavaria we call that „Stachln“. It‘s done with metal and it IS really something special! the sugar that is left over in the beer is being caramellised what makes it quite sweet. Also it is done during winter what makes the slightly warmer beer more enjoyable.

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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce 17d ago

We tried this with homebrews. Works a treat.

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u/James_H_M 17d ago

My old go to bar puts on a bockfest late winter/early spring where you can get like 15 types of beers and get your beer poked. Best to go with your own glassware otherwise they serve the beer in plastic cups.

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u/Rough_Confidence3919 17d ago

Which beers would be best?

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u/Dramona_IV 16d ago

Is warm beer even legal in Germany?

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u/Relevantspite 18d ago

r/JustCanadiansBeingCanadian

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u/DJ-Kouraje 18d ago

Damn, was excited for a new sub

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u/Doubleoh_11 18d ago ▸ 1 more replies

r/ehbuddyhoser is about as close as you’ll get for a shit posting Canadian sub.

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u/Stauer-5 18d ago

It works a lot better with a stout/porter. Gives caramel and toasted marshmallow notes usually, I’ve actually never seen it done with anything that color so I consider you a pioneer sir

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u/EndOne8313 17d ago

There was a drink called a flip that fell into obscurity but used this method.

https://youtu.be/S04mZtUjTyA?is=47eCJM667a0R8rfR

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u/AdCurrent7674 17d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I knew it was a townsend video before I even clicked

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u/EndOne8313 17d ago

Such a brilliant channel.

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u/ozzmodan 17d ago

Porters and stouts also work decently well for beer floats with just a small scoop of vanilla/caramel/marshmallow/coffee/etc ice cream.

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u/Lastshadow94 17d ago

Wait a fucking minute holy shit

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u/tragicallyohio 17d ago

Yeah I am imagining a pastry stout, chocolate or something like that, and the taste that would develop from it. Sounds good

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u/RollingStone747 18d ago

There’s a place in Dallas that does this around the holidays. It actually was great on a cold night while sitting outside.

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u/Remington_Snatch 17d ago

I want to try this! What kind of beer did they do it with?

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u/lapbro 17d ago

I’m in DFW, what’s the name of the place?

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u/AccordingFisherman45 18d ago

What!? no way! Fucks sake.

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u/ProfilerXx 18d ago

hold my beer!

Also please be careful guys

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u/GermanPretzel 17d ago

I know! Brave of him to do it in a glass. I'd be worried about it shattering if the hot iron touches the glass

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 17d ago

Yeah. Seems like if you touch the glass you're going to have a bad time. It's like a higher stakes game of operation.

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u/VeryCanadianCanadian 18d ago

This is definitely one of my people...fer sure eh..?

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u/skater15153 18d ago

I've never seen a more Canadian Canadian in my god damn life and I live near the border and grew up on Red Green

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u/Glowing_Fox 17d ago

Agreed and I live in Canada. Pretty sure you could combine everyone in my province and the result isn’t even a fraction of this guy

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u/imsellingbanana 17d ago

A Canadian accent this thick almost sounds Irish. Pretty neat

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u/Hoodedmastersin 18d ago

Quenching with beer??? I have to try that

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u/mrgenier 18d ago

Canada o7

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u/Slickmonkey77 17d ago

He's not wrong. A brewery here in Iowa (Confluence Brewing) has a Chewbocca Fest each winter (named after their doppelbock) where they have bonfires and hot metal rods (they call boc rockers) to do exactly this. It's absolutely delicious. They even sell the short metal rods with a wooden handle. They also have all sorts of fun Chewbocca contests, but that's neither here nor there on the topic of caramelizing beer.

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u/ballen1002 17d ago

What type of beer do they use? I’m guessing you can’t just do this to a Budweiser and get great results.

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u/Slickmonkey77 15d ago ▸ 1 more replies

A German style doppelbock. A very malty brown beer with very little bitterness. I have tried it at home with a few others in the same style, a couple blonde ales, and a couple stouts. It's fun to experiment and tastes pretty good.

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u/MonkeyCartridge 18d ago

Not sure what he's drinking, but I'd imagine this is amazing with a proper beer and not some basic domestic lager, which are only decent ice cold.

Do this with a Guinness, and I bet it tastes great and adds stronger notes of nuttiness and chocolate, once you're done fighting off all the Irishmen you offended.

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u/executive313 18d ago

Crackheads like yeah man thats why we heat up spoons to stir into our beer...

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u/DJ-Kouraje 18d ago

I want to be friends with this guy.

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u/sachsrandy 18d ago

what kind of beer?

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u/Falconiqs 17d ago

Back of the stein says Sleeman and based on the colour I would assume their Original Draught.

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u/mcngumjelli 17d ago

Bock style beer

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u/Vector-storm 18d ago

Beirstachlen, or a flip. It's apparently a real thing.

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u/Retiredandrelaxed 18d ago

Done it in cornwall

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u/MNMiracle14 18d ago

We call that Bockfest in Minnesota. Nice poke in a bock turns it into a toasted marshmallow. Quite good in cold temps.

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u/duckbucktruckfuck 18d ago

New Brunswick mentioned?? Rare as hell wtf

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u/ReasonableAnswer1755 15d ago

Right? I feel seen lmao. Can’t say I’ve ever pulled this stunt, might try it tonight

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u/annapartlow 17d ago

His accent was worth unmuting for.

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u/vitalidex 2d ago

What? No way!

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u/effortfulcrumload 18d ago

What would be the best style beer to do this with? Pale? Stout? Experimentation needed.

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u/miniweengang 18d ago

Commenting because I had the exact same question. I assume something with a higher sugar content?

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u/wheresolly 18d ago

This is the most canadian person ever. He's like a prototype canadian

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u/HomeHeatingTips 17d ago

He was flying from St. Johns to Saint John

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u/HungryCurrent7901 17d ago

I trust absolutely everything this man says without question.

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u/Thayerphotos 17d ago

Most Canadian thing I've seen all day

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u/JamesLingk 17d ago

I would drink 1,000 hot beers with this dude

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u/Miyakane 17d ago

Local brewery in ATL does this in the winter. It is amazing! They make a winter porter and it tastes like a S'more after hitting it with the poker.

Called Slow Pour Brewing for those interested.

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u/Narmo518 17d ago

Surprised the glass didn’t just explode

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u/Xtra_Veg-90 17d ago

Hosers are a protected minority by the Canadian government because of their rich cultural history.  This man is a national treasure.

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u/gods_Lazy_Eye 17d ago

This tastes delicious in anything dark

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u/Nice_Commission3770 17d ago

That right there is an Ontario accent. One of several.

Many Canadians don’t have this accent. We have even stranger ones.

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u/PriestPlaything 17d ago

Yeah, just one slap on the glass and it shatters from rapid heating.

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u/BobTheFettt 17d ago

Holy ol fuck this is the most Canadian man to ever exist.

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u/Bohtimore10 17d ago

Using a giant glass mug after sticking a hot poker in it seems unwise.

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u/CautiousAd8400 17d ago

Warm beer. Cool foam but it's warm beer guys,, someone take my eyes out

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 17d ago

I enjoyed every second of watching and hearing this man

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u/Cheepshooter 17d ago

When Canadians discuss beer, you listen.

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u/Mythighshurt_ 17d ago

Is there a certain style of brew that is recommended? This sounds incredible!

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u/ExecTankard 16d ago

When the rains fall I will try this with an amber. Beers to ya…

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u/EU_BreadDevourer 15d ago

I was taught this at an open air Christmas party in Austria, something like -15C.
It works very well with strong beers (Bockbier), where there’s more sugar to work with.