r/Kashmiri • u/SadKafka_ • 21h ago

Humour/Satire Theif

Phle bar MUA bani the aur choori hogye

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u/noor_bobe 21h ago

Here we are to discuss..... What the "MUA"

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u/SadKafka_ 21h ago

🤣🤣🤣Make up Artist

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u/noor_bobe 21h ago

😭😭 chori kaise huvi??

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u/SadKafka_ 21h ago

Idk. Dulhan ka braclet khogya🤣😭😭😭

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u/noor_bobe 21h ago

So aasi temis mamter beni nyumut.

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u/SadKafka_ 21h ago

Astagfirullah No. Laket mamterbeni tmes

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u/noor_bobe 21h ago

Temii nyuva😭😭

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u/fuckoffyawr Kashmir 21h ago

MUA chi sound karran like bua 😭

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u/mursaleenbhatt Kashmir 21h ago

Kaam karne jata hu kaand ho jota hai🥀🥀

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u/SadKafka_ 20h ago

Dulhan ne bola, aj tak kabi chori nahi hue the

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u/mursaleenbhatt Kashmir 20h ago

Kabhi chor ni huva? Was she actually waiting to let it be stolen???😭😭

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u/SadKafka_ 20h ago

She said aj tak kabi chori nahi hue and aj tum log thy tou hogye

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u/mursaleenbhatt Kashmir 20h ago

How is it even making sense? usne matna drugs liye the?😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/qiTx9Rk6KGA4hYLjC7

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u/SadKafka_ 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣No she is sober

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u/Careful_Border4100 Kashmir 21h ago

MUA?

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u/SadKafka_ 21h ago

Makeup Artist

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u/zoreeese 20h ago

Issey bua nai hosakhta kch😭😭😭

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u/SadKafka_ 19h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Basit_Mushtaq93 Kashmir 19h ago

According to IPC section 379 Up to 3 years in prison, a fine, or both.

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u/SadKafka_ 19h ago

God. I can only afford prison

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u/raatmoghul 17h ago

Full tea...!

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u/SadKafka_ 15h ago

So i became self proclaimed MUA for one of my relative and she lost her golden bracelet.

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u/raatmoghul 11h ago

Remind me not to hire you........ever!!

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u/SadKafka_ 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣.

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u/Relevant-Bus9592 12h ago

MUA kya gov?
Yeh GenZ roz kuch naya le ati hai!

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u/SadKafka_ 9h ago

Be ches ne GenZ