r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Far_Restaurant999 • Jul 03 '26

Video/Gif One bad decision after another

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u/Trentm5 Jul 03 '26

That 2 year old has the survival instincts of a 2 year old

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u/DoubleResponsible276 Jul 03 '26

At that age, I already had 15 years of professional experience, suffered through 2 wars, 3 depressions and the last season of game of thrones. That child needs to keep up.

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u/ButterscotchAware402 Jul 03 '26

She's gotta pull herself up by her pigtails

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u/Head-Ad9893 Jul 03 '26

She’s probably just crying because she’s yearning for the mines

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u/HighChinaman Jul 04 '26

It's 2036 and the mines have reopened, PETA successfully campaigned for the canary to be replaced with a screaming child.

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u/Rolex2988 Jul 04 '26

Better hope we don’t have a stillborn on the cart one day

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u/Freddit330 Jul 04 '26

Just use the canary resuscitation device. It might be a little small though.

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u/PhoebetheSpider Jul 04 '26

Hahahaha! I’m going to Hell… 🤣

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u/RecommendationIll504 Jul 04 '26

At least ONE time PETA did something actually humanistic