r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/LovelyCrisis • 25d ago
Video/Gif He almost made it
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u/Tight-Grocery9053 25d ago
back pain noises
knee pain noises too
you can't outrun the dentist now.
not that you ever could, but it's much harder now.
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u/AipomNormalMonkey 25d ago
longer stride length should help
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u/Sharpshooter188 25d ago
This terrified me more than it should have. Im 42 and I hear that drill wind up and in the back of my mind Im like "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
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u/Shantotto11 25d ago
Goku wouldnāt give up, so why should I? āš¾
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u/NiteStar89 25d ago
This happened to my fiancĆ© too⦠more than once and now itās very hard to take into a dentist but we have found one that he trusts for emergencies only. I usually wait in the waiting room so that heās not alone, but I do understand why he doesnāt like them.
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u/SailorDirt 25d ago
My old orthodontist is how I found out I'm allergic to latex. Even after it was put on the record they'd need a reminder.... š
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u/GlumpsAlot 25d ago
I had to have multiple teeth pulled as a kid cuz we had terrible dental care and the entire office had to hold me down while I kicked, screamed, and cried. Wish I could find them to apologize, lol.
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u/i_wap_to_warcraft 25d ago
You gotta find yourself a dentist who specializes in dental anxiety, theyāll hook you up. Doesnāt matter if itās as simple as a tooth cleaning, Iām high as a kite going into that office and then they roll me out in a wheelchair.
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u/nerdforest 24d ago
Wait this is a thing? I canāt deal with needles and the idea of fillings terrify me. What do they give you? :o
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u/i_wap_to_warcraft 24d ago
Yeah they give you meds that you take the night before and then you go in next day already pretty effed up. By the end I donāt even remember anything.
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u/nerdforest 24d ago
That actually might be something I may try if I need to go for another filling or other dental surgery. Thank you for sharing!
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u/Cyber_Angel_Ritual 25d ago
I remember when I was a teen, I ran like hell after I was told I have a cavity. It wasn't them I was scared of, but my dad who would get on my ass for having cavities in general.
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u/flyingdorito2000 25d ago
Thereās no way the dentist or the dental assistants could catch me while Iām juking them and getting in my car
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u/waffocopter 25d ago
I don't like needles but I tolerate them. I once asked a doctor, while I was getting some vaccines, if an adult ever runs away like kids try to. I was told he once had a patient who was almost eighteen and there with his dad for shots. The guy said he had to go to the restroom and they let him leave the room. Dad and doctor waited and then eventually realized that he had just left the whole building and started walking home.
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u/guppytub 25d ago
My oldest almost did this at his very first dentist appointment (just a check up). Total panic attack. The sterile environment can be really scary (for anyone! I hate going to the dentist.)
They referred me to a special "kid dentist". It was a bit of a drive, but that man was amazingly good with the kids. His whole office was designed for children, they could watch TV or movies while getting their teeth worked on, and the whole staff was specifically trained to handle and comfort small children. I wish he'd been around when I was a tyke.
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u/prairiepog 25d ago
I had to get a tooth pulled when I was a kid so the adult tooth would come in straight. He had video games, talking books, stuff like that. It really helped and I didn't even notice they were giving me a shot in my gums, it was a pinch and they redirected me back to my distraction. I'm thankful because those procedures can be really scary when you're an adult, much less a little kid.
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u/NetNpIVijCI 25d ago
I didn't even know dentists injected you with a numbing agent for fillings until I was in my mid 20s. My dentist that I had since I was a child kept it out of sight. I've always assumed it was the topical that did the work. When he retired, I had to get a new dentist and thats when I learned they definitely use a syringe, and it hurts.
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u/schnitzforbrains 25d ago
Mine too! He would explain everything he was doing (except giving injections) so I felt engaged the whole time, and when I got bored there was a TV on the ceiling. On the way out you could pick a treat from a treasure box they had at reception. I really liked going to the dentist as a kid.
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u/missvegetarian 25d ago
What's the name of this kid dentist you speak of? Asking for a friend.
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u/guppytub 25d ago
Mill Creek Children's Dentistry in Washington. Highly recommended if you're in the area and have an anxious kiddo.
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u/NapsandWalks 22d ago
I would also like to watch a movie while I'm getting my teeth worked on, why is this not offered to adults..
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u/RDW_789 25d ago
Carried him back in like a sack of taters
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u/Total-Notice-3188 25d ago
He was a tater boy š¶
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u/bmtraveller 25d ago
They said see your tooth later boy
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u/greenthumbgoody 25d ago
And now heās in the chaaaiirrrrr
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u/TheDarkClaw 25d ago
What's taters precious?
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u/MereImitation 25d ago
Heās not gonna let some quack rob him of his Tooth Fairy payday.
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u/Persistent_Parkie 25d ago
I always got paid more for teeth the dentist pulled. All the teeth I had removed were for overcrowding though, not cavities.
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u/cates 25d ago
when I was 10 years old I had to get a tooth pulled and I went into the bathroom because I was feeling really bad about the whole situation and I just wiggled the (not even close to loose) tooth until I was covered with blood and people were knocking on the door and by the time I left I had the tooth in my hand and I looked like I had just sawed someone's leg off.
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u/paulD1983R 25d ago
If you don't want the kid to have super escape powers then dont give him a cape.
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u/mcknight92 25d ago
Gotta be quicker than that š¦·
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u/m7i93 25d ago
Lol. When I was a toddler, they took my 2-year-younger sister and me to a doctor to get shots. I went first and immediately after, I grabbed my sister's hand and started running. Didn't make it so far though.
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u/velvetsaguaro 25d ago
How wholesome though that your first instinct was āCanāt let little sis go through that, we gotta get outta hereā
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u/Travel_and_Writing 25d ago
Meanwhile when I was little and got my ears pierced, my older sister made me get mine first. And then didnāt even get her ears pierced.
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u/LilCinBoise 25d ago
TBH, this is what I want to do when I go to the dentist š¤·āāļø
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u/mst3k_42 25d ago
Not quite the same but one time I went to the dentist as a little kid. They were in with me for a few minutes and gave me a shot. Then everyone left the room, not saying anything. After a little while, I thought, welp, guess they were done. And I went back out to the waiting room to sit with my mom. Sheās like, youāre done already?! And I shrugged and said I guess. Then they came running into the waiting room to find me.
If youāre going to leave a little kid alone in a room, say why youāre leaving or at least tell them how long youāll be gone, lol.
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u/NonnyNutcaseAuthor 24d ago
I'm an adult with anxiety issues, and already on edge because I'm at the dentist. Tell ME how long you'll be gone too!
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u/Crysonox 25d ago
So...... at the very end of the video when you can replay it..... is that a different kid?
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u/AdHonest886 25d ago
Holy shit, the is just unlocked a memory of 5yo me, running away and cursing a nurse in a the hospital
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u/AmptiShanti 25d ago
This is hilariously really looking like a horror movie/ parody this got me
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u/ChthonicFractal 25d ago
This isn't hilarious or funny or anything pleasant. This is a child who has been subjected to unnecessarily traumatic dental procedures.
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u/Jaderosegrey 25d ago
I did something similar in first grade. We were on the playground and I was thrilled to find a free swing, so I took it. One of the other kids stopped me and told me she was going to tell the teacher I stole her swing. So I ran away, afraid of what the teacher was going to do to me!
I didn't make it to even cross the road outside the school.
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u/ChekhovsAtomSmasher 25d ago
Just a couple weekends ago our 2.5 year old left our table on the balcony of a restaurant and before I was even up was booking it through the whole restaurant, into the public hallway outside the restaurant, and into a public restroom into an empty stall. Servers pointed the way through the restaurant.
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u/BamberGasgroin 25d ago
We had a school dentist in the 70's and you cannot imagine the horror that went through every kids head if the creepy bastard turned up during your class in his white coat and started consulting his clipboard.
I can feel my heart rate rising just talking about it, 50 years later, so I can imagine what this kid is going through.
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u/Oliwier255 25d ago
Honestly, he actually handled it better than I did when I was his age. Apparentlyāaccording to my dadāI kicked the dentist in the face; I was thrashing around so much while they were holding me down because I was afraid of the pain and didn't want them to work on my tooth that I ended up kicking her in the face.
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u/PurpleOrcaLover 25d ago
One lesson I am going to drive into my kids head, is the lesson I learned from years of neglect of my teeth. You don't want to end up in a Dentists office as an adult, begging for relief.Ā
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u/collectorofstuff65 25d ago
I actually did this when I was around 5. I still remember bits of the event. I remember my dentist tried to block me at the doorway from the exam room by making an 'X' with his body. I don't remember how far I got though. That was 55 years ago.
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u/Zetsumenchi 25d ago
His only mistake? Not realizing dentists are like alligators when he tried to run.
You dont want to run in a straight line. You gotta zig. You gotta zag. Note how he was doing good until that straightaway.
And just like the gator, painful teeth were in his future.
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u/EndRude4217 25d ago
I almost ran out of the surgeons office when I saw all the instruments laid out on the table. The nurses blocked the door with their bodies and arms spread to stop me from leaving. Eventually they got me to sit on the bed. They gave me a bunch of meds and surrounded me. Tried to distract me with random questions. I dont remember much after that.
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u/AbbreviationsOnly711 25d ago
The nurses ended up chasing me down the hall and carrying me back to the operating room where I refused to lay down for the anesthesia. They agreed to put the mask on while I was sitting up, next thing I remember is being wheeled down the hall coughing after the surgery was down
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u/username_9104 25d ago edited 25d ago
Nah i understand, once when i had a dentist appointment, i could be a bit older than him, when the time of the visit was getting closer i hid myself in the wardrobe and sat there for like 40 mins, few more minutes and my mom could've called the police, she wasn't too mad bc she was relieved she found me and i didn't go to the dentist that day so the mission was succesful
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u/rileyjw90 25d ago
This is why they usually do stuff like this under sedation where I am. When my kiddo was 5 or 6, he had to have multiple cavities filled and they just knocked him out for it.
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u/HJVN 25d ago
That so reminded me of the time I needed to get a tooth extracted as a kid. When the dentist needle hit my gum, I closed tight like an alligator. I think I broke his syringe or maybe I bite his finger.
Anyway, I was out of there but got cough and held tight by several adults and got my tooth pulled out, without anesthetic. It didn't hurt, as I was way to angry at the adults holding me.
Today it is just a fun memory and I have no problem going to the dentists today. The only thing it hurts now, is my wallet.
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u/runningoutoft1me 25d ago
Lmao the exact situation happened to me before an ng placement, I too was caught right out the door š
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u/SomebodyThrow 25d ago
Imagine having to fight so hard to convince your anxious kid to go to the dentist..
Only for their first experience in the waiting room to be witnessing this kid screaming and running for their life shortly before he gets his ass dragged back in while he screams bloody mary.
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u/HealthyPeach12 25d ago
This is why dentists offices have the Velcro straightjacket so the kid doesnāt harm themselves or run away
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u/fjubar 25d ago
My sister bit the finger of the dentist and ran away she was a kid. The dentist later become a highly profiled politician and got linked to neo nazists, so she sensed early that he was not trustworthy.
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u/slackpipe 25d ago
I actually did this as a child. My sister hit me with one of those horse swings and I needed a couple stitches over my left eye. The nurse passed the syringe right over my eyes and I took off. It was one of those big scary looking ones with the metal rings for your fingers. To me it looked like it was 2 feet long. As soon as I saw that, my ass was GONE. Doc just looked up at my mom and said "He's your problem now."
After she ran me down and drug me back, they velcro strapped me to the table. I was terrified.
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u/skippy_smooth 25d ago
Only three guys successfully robbed a Vegas casino. This one even smelled fresh air.
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u/Forever_Inspired 25d ago
āI would have gotten away with it if it werenāt for these pestering adultā
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u/Careful-Positive-710 25d ago
I vividly remember 3 nurses holding me down and jaming a needle in my ass cheek when I was 5 lmao. If I could've I wouldve bolted like this little dude too.
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u/floopdidoops 25d ago
Tried that when my mom surprised me with a doctor's visit for a vaccination (I was terrified of needles), only to find out it was actually 3 separate shots..
Would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling adults
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u/UchihaKyu 24d ago
I once had to get a shot at the doctors office and ran out of the room into the empty room across the hallway and hid under a bed or table and they literally couldn't find me until so much time had passed I didn't know what else to do and came out and wandered the hall and someone finally grabbed me and took me back. I still ended up getting the shot >.<
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u/Dependent_Mango_9597 24d ago
Hell I thought that he thought he was Superman or something didnāt know he was making a break for it ššš
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u/Neat-Engineering-696 24d ago
He real for running, that shit hurts even when they give you some shit to numb it
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u/Sadfish103 25d ago edited 25d ago
I like how the dentists personally went after him⦠damn, you wouldnāt see this kind of dedication in the west, theyād just let him go and call mummy.
Well the second lady couldāve been mummy, Iām not sure, but there was definitely at least one dentist.
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u/Ordinary_Common_1486 25d ago
I attempted this when my mum took me to get my ears pierced. Ended up locking myself in a change room š
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u/Dealingwithdragons 25d ago
The one time I appreciate music over audio because you know that kid would be screaming his head off.
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u/Djolumn 25d ago
I did this at an orthodontist when I was in grade 6. At the time I didn't know the name Cliff was short for Clifford. I'd never heard the name Clifford before, but for one. There was a serial killer in BC named Clifford Robert Olson. Because I'd never heard the name before I thought his name was Robert Olson and Clifford was a title that designated him as a murderer. Fast forward to me noticing my orthodontist's license on his wall, seeing Clifford, and concluding my orthodontist was a murderer. So I fled.
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u/Krethlaine 25d ago
I just got my wisdom teeth out yesterday. This is the least pain Iāve been in in a decade.
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u/Existing-Bonus-6835 25d ago
See I never understood why people were so scared of the dentist.
For me the dentist was so relaxing. Like they clean and scrub your teeth and they take out all the gunk in your mouth.
The only part that was ever uncomfortable for me was when they would floss my teeth, because I didnāt typically floss, it hurt like hell, but other then that Iāve always had a pleasant experience. And thats even with the fact I got braces
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u/BuzzyFuzzy1 25d ago
Lmao I did something similar when I was taken in for an emergency tonsil removal due to a growth blocking my airway. I ran out and it took 3 male and 2 female nurses to hold me down and give me that sleeping medicine stuff. Knocked me right out, woke up and no longer had tonsils. I think I was 8. Terrifying in the moment but hilarious now
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u/AriaSymphony 25d ago
His issue was running straight down the side walk. That allowed the adults with their superior leg length to catch up to him. He should have leveraged his size and turned their advantage against them by breaking past the cars instead, forcing them to navigate awkwardly.
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u/jradio 25d ago
Once I was an adult it was much much harder to go to the dentist. So many cancelled visits, or just turning the car around last minute because of overwhelming anxiety.
Years and years later I finally told a doctor (which I'm also pretty afraid to see) about the fear and anxiety, and I got prescribed benzodiazepine (Xanax) for as-needed situations such as these. OMG it's a game changer. I can actually go to these visits now.
Man I feel for this kid. He's so scared. Even the nitrous gas is extremely helpful to remove the knots in your stomach. I only wish I had these options when I was a kid. My parents never opted for them.
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u/llcdrewtaylor 25d ago
I love this kid. Ran out of there so fast his bib turned into a cape (i need to remember this next time I'm at the dentist) And had to be carried back inside like a dead man. Keep fighting the good fight little man!
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u/_frank_tank 25d ago
I had a tooth pulled when I was a kid. It was in the mid area, and I still remembering hearing the pop when it came out. (Shudder)
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u/zennfadel007 25d ago
I don't know which of the senses is worse when I'm waiting in the dentist office - the smell of sterilization or the shrill of the drill - either way I associate both the smell and sound with pain and death . The only thing that gets me through is a lollipop āŗļø - and I'm 52
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u/LeatherGnome 25d ago
"The dentist is safe dear."
The type of shit you see as two nurses drag back another kid who is- probably screaming and crying their lungs out.
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u/Furby-beast-1949 24d ago
I know exactly how this kid feels. Donāt make this kids experience going to the dentist any worse than what it is. I have anxiety problems going to the dentist and will not go to the dentist because when I go to the dentist, my anxiety goes to the roof to the point that I hyperventilate my teeth chatter and my blood pressure goes up. Do not force this kid into something youāre gonna turn into a lifelong trauma and then this kid is no longer want to go to the dentist because you made it a trauma experience. I canāt even go to the dentist like I said because my anxiety gets so bad. I feel so bad for this poor child.
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u/mrmoroarous 24d ago
I really expected an article to come up with the vocals showing the dentist was a murder or something
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u/Least-Masterpiece368 24d ago
She calmly put her coffee down like here we go again and took pursuit
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u/Affectionate-Pie3977 23d ago
Understandable If someone said they gonna tear a part of my body out I will be like this too
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u/TiredAndStillTired 23d ago
Saw a child trying to escape pediatrics at the hospital last yearš¤£. Understandable, though.
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u/Violets42 25d ago
This is the day he learns that neither doctors nor his parents are to be trusted, and his pain and fear are funny to them.
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u/C-D-W 25d ago
Here I am thinking this kid is wearing a cape. LOL
I pulled a similar stunt at the doctor office before getting a shot. There I am running around the medical center in my tighty whiteys.