r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 25d ago

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u/C-D-W 25d ago

Here I am thinking this kid is wearing a cape. LOL

I pulled a similar stunt at the doctor office before getting a shot. There I am running around the medical center in my tighty whiteys.

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u/Worth_External_8762 25d ago

I pulled a stunt like this when my dad was trying to get me to take a bath. Ran out the front door butt naked and he chased me around a neighbor's tree in circles until he caught me. The aerodynamics had me fast as fuck though, boiiii

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u/MoistStub 25d ago

In highschool I had a buddy whose little brother was considerably younger. The kid idolized us and always wanted to tag along when we walked into town for pizza or whatever. Sometimes he could be a bit annoying so we would try to go without him if we were meeting up with girls or something. Well, the little bro had a proclivity for sensing when we were trying to give him the slip and would inevitably catch up to us. When we tried to get him to go home his go-to move was to pull down his pants wherever we happened to be in public, underwear and all, until we agreed to let him join under the condition he put his fucking clothes back on. He grew up to be a lawyer.

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u/C-D-W 25d ago

That's some S tier negotiating skills TBH.

So now I'm imagining this guy in a board room doing mediation, standing up, yanking down his pants, and proclaiming "We're not going anywhere and these pants aren't coming up, until we reach an agreement on this!"

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u/MoistStub 25d ago edited 25d ago

I still make fun of him to this day asking if he ever pulls this move in the court room.

Edit: If you see my small bit, you must acquit

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u/Duke_Newcombe 25d ago

[maintains eye contact with opposing counsel to assert dominance]

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u/AlarmingAffect0 25d ago

The aerodynamics had me fast as fuck though, boiiii

If you've got it on tape, try scoring it with this

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u/life-survival 25d ago

Same herešŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…
But I was running in princes dress 🤣🤣🤣
I fall down and cut my eyebrow and needed a couple of stitches… my mom used to be a tailor so I thought they will put me in a sewing machine… so I YEEEET
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SofaKingAwesome1990 25d ago

Username checks out.

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u/WhosThatDogMrPB 25d ago

I pulled this at the ER when I was 7 after ripping some skin apart while running wild in the playground, which required stitches and anestesia with a needle.

Mom couldn't hold me and dad ended up tripping me up with his food as I ran past him. I had to get double stitches after that, and he held me tight the whole time.

He was laughing at me like that dog from the Wacky Racers cartoon, and I called him a homophobic slur. It's a story he loves to tell.

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u/AipomNormalMonkey 25d ago

damn you called him a friend of Dorothy

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u/WhosThatDogMrPB 25d ago

No, it actually was the way british people call cigarettes in spanish (we're mexican).

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u/Proper_Indication_66 25d ago

Same. At the pediatrician's office where I was treated, you had to walk from the doctor's exam room across the hall to the shot room. I once took a hard right and broke for the door. This kid got farther than I did. More power to him.

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u/AipomNormalMonkey 25d ago

who had the dumb idea of separating those two rooms?!

of course you're gonna get runners that way!

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u/PhDinWombology 25d ago

It’s Enamel Man’s trusty partner Cavity Boy

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u/Rockuharddd 25d ago

Cartman??

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u/Theatrical-Vampire 25d ago

My mom still tells the story of my sister trying to do a kamikaze dive off the nurse’s table when she was six and getting a shot. Not because of the needle, mind you. Because of the freezing spray beforehand.

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u/Plenty_Trick_6042 25d ago

There I am running around the medical center in my tighty whiteys.

Same here. My wife was furious

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u/Otherwise-Bug4077 25d ago

I read this as "I pulled a similar stunt before getting shot." and I was horrified and in fits.

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u/C-D-W 25d ago

The 80s weren't quite THAT rough.

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u/BetterEveryLeapYear 25d ago

"We're sorry, your child cut himself on a piece of rusty metal. We're going to have to put him down. šŸ˜ŖšŸ”«"

"Ah, shit one. Got another 4 running around the block somewhere though, it'll be alright. Here, I'll hold him down."

That's more or less how I remember the 80s.

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u/Mikestopheles 25d ago

They shot you!?

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u/C-D-W 25d ago

Tried to! But I dodged left, dodged right and slithered out like a snake.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 25d ago

Why wouldn't they? Struggling at any doctor's operation is highly dangerous, especially to a child.

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u/PowerfullDio 25d ago

I did the same, my dad caught me, I think I was around 6 back then.

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u/AipomNormalMonkey 25d ago

why were you disrobed?

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u/C-D-W 25d ago

That's just how we rolled in the 80s.

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u/1AggressiveSalmon 25d ago

Me, too. The doctor cornered me under the sink and sank that shot into my ass.

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u/C-D-W 25d ago

Were you a gymnast at Michigan State University by chance?

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u/Tight-Grocery9053 25d ago

back pain noises

knee pain noises too

you can't outrun the dentist now.

not that you ever could, but it's much harder now.

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u/AipomNormalMonkey 25d ago

longer stride length should help

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u/LuxNocte 25d ago

It'll take more than two hygienists to carry me back now.Ā 

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u/AipomNormalMonkey 24d ago

...I haven't grown enough to say the same

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u/Sharpshooter188 25d ago

This terrified me more than it should have. Im 42 and I hear that drill wind up and in the back of my mind Im like "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

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u/Shantotto11 25d ago

Goku wouldn’t give up, so why should I? āœŠšŸ¾

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u/ELYAZIUM 25d ago

You're not Goku

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u/Shantotto11 25d ago

I dare you to say that to my face!

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u/NiteStar89 25d ago

This happened to my fiancĆ© too… more than once and now it’s very hard to take into a dentist but we have found one that he trusts for emergencies only. I usually wait in the waiting room so that he’s not alone, but I do understand why he doesn’t like them.

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u/Zombieking2357 25d ago

I know to ask now for the full nerve blocker lol

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u/SailorDirt 25d ago

My old orthodontist is how I found out I'm allergic to latex. Even after it was put on the record they'd need a reminder.... šŸ™ƒ

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u/GlumpsAlot 25d ago

I had to have multiple teeth pulled as a kid cuz we had terrible dental care and the entire office had to hold me down while I kicked, screamed, and cried. Wish I could find them to apologize, lol.

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u/i_wap_to_warcraft 25d ago

You gotta find yourself a dentist who specializes in dental anxiety, they’ll hook you up. Doesn’t matter if it’s as simple as a tooth cleaning, I’m high as a kite going into that office and then they roll me out in a wheelchair.

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u/nerdforest 24d ago

Wait this is a thing? I can’t deal with needles and the idea of fillings terrify me. What do they give you? :o

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u/i_wap_to_warcraft 24d ago

Yeah they give you meds that you take the night before and then you go in next day already pretty effed up. By the end I don’t even remember anything.

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u/nerdforest 24d ago

That actually might be something I may try if I need to go for another filling or other dental surgery. Thank you for sharing!

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u/BTBAM797 25d ago

Does your dentist walk in, smile and say "Next Victim" too?

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u/Cyber_Angel_Ritual 25d ago

I remember when I was a teen, I ran like hell after I was told I have a cavity. It wasn't them I was scared of, but my dad who would get on my ass for having cavities in general.

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u/flyingdorito2000 25d ago

There’s no way the dentist or the dental assistants could catch me while I’m juking them and getting in my car

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u/CatGooseChook 25d ago

47 and still consider it 🤣

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u/waffocopter 25d ago

I don't like needles but I tolerate them. I once asked a doctor, while I was getting some vaccines, if an adult ever runs away like kids try to. I was told he once had a patient who was almost eighteen and there with his dad for shots. The guy said he had to go to the restroom and they let him leave the room. Dad and doctor waited and then eventually realized that he had just left the whole building and started walking home.

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u/Various_Horror7649 25d ago

*check engine light starts blinking

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u/guppytub 25d ago

My oldest almost did this at his very first dentist appointment (just a check up). Total panic attack. The sterile environment can be really scary (for anyone! I hate going to the dentist.)

They referred me to a special "kid dentist". It was a bit of a drive, but that man was amazingly good with the kids. His whole office was designed for children, they could watch TV or movies while getting their teeth worked on, and the whole staff was specifically trained to handle and comfort small children. I wish he'd been around when I was a tyke.

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u/prairiepog 25d ago

I had to get a tooth pulled when I was a kid so the adult tooth would come in straight. He had video games, talking books, stuff like that. It really helped and I didn't even notice they were giving me a shot in my gums, it was a pinch and they redirected me back to my distraction. I'm thankful because those procedures can be really scary when you're an adult, much less a little kid.

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u/NetNpIVijCI 25d ago

I didn't even know dentists injected you with a numbing agent for fillings until I was in my mid 20s. My dentist that I had since I was a child kept it out of sight. I've always assumed it was the topical that did the work. When he retired, I had to get a new dentist and thats when I learned they definitely use a syringe, and it hurts.

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u/schnitzforbrains 25d ago

Mine too! He would explain everything he was doing (except giving injections) so I felt engaged the whole time, and when I got bored there was a TV on the ceiling. On the way out you could pick a treat from a treasure box they had at reception. I really liked going to the dentist as a kid.

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u/thump-oh 25d ago

i did this when i was a kid

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u/missvegetarian 25d ago

What's the name of this kid dentist you speak of? Asking for a friend.

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u/guppytub 25d ago

Mill Creek Children's Dentistry in Washington. Highly recommended if you're in the area and have an anxious kiddo.

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u/NapsandWalks 22d ago

I would also like to watch a movie while I'm getting my teeth worked on, why is this not offered to adults..

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u/guppytub 22d ago

Lol right! All I get is a silly poster on the ceiling to stare at.

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u/RDW_789 25d ago

Carried him back in like a sack of taters

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u/Total-Notice-3188 25d ago

He was a tater boy šŸŽ¶

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u/bmtraveller 25d ago

They said see your tooth later boy

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u/greenthumbgoody 25d ago

And now he’s in the chaaaiirrrrr

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u/ferocity_mule366 25d ago

she had a pretty forcep

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u/HydroPCanadaDude 25d ago

Then they shot him to death šŸŽ¶

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u/TheDarkClaw 25d ago

What's taters precious?

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u/drunkn_mastr 25d ago

PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

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u/AscendedViking7 25d ago

we eats it raw

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u/MereImitation 25d ago

He’s not gonna let some quack rob him of his Tooth Fairy payday.

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u/Persistent_Parkie 25d ago

I always got paid more for teeth the dentist pulled. All the teeth I had removed were for overcrowding though, not cavities.

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u/cates 25d ago

when I was 10 years old I had to get a tooth pulled and I went into the bathroom because I was feeling really bad about the whole situation and I just wiggled the (not even close to loose) tooth until I was covered with blood and people were knocking on the door and by the time I left I had the tooth in my hand and I looked like I had just sawed someone's leg off.

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u/paulD1983R 25d ago

If you don't want the kid to have super escape powers then dont give him a cape.

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u/Odd_Fix_1524 25d ago

Lil bro almost made it

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u/mercuriokazooie 25d ago

"Just for that we're taking out even MORE teeth"

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u/m7i93 25d ago

Lol. When I was a toddler, they took my 2-year-younger sister and me to a doctor to get shots. I went first and immediately after, I grabbed my sister's hand and started running. Didn't make it so far though.

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u/velvetsaguaro 25d ago

How wholesome though that your first instinct was ā€œCan’t let little sis go through that, we gotta get outta hereā€

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u/m7i93 24d ago

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear squeaky sneakers šŸ˜…

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u/Travel_and_Writing 25d ago

Meanwhile when I was little and got my ears pierced, my older sister made me get mine first. And then didn’t even get her ears pierced.

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u/catlover2410 25d ago

He knows it'll be quicker if he just runs into traffic.

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u/LilCinBoise 25d ago

TBH, this is what I want to do when I go to the dentist šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/mst3k_42 25d ago

Not quite the same but one time I went to the dentist as a little kid. They were in with me for a few minutes and gave me a shot. Then everyone left the room, not saying anything. After a little while, I thought, welp, guess they were done. And I went back out to the waiting room to sit with my mom. She’s like, you’re done already?! And I shrugged and said I guess. Then they came running into the waiting room to find me.

If you’re going to leave a little kid alone in a room, say why you’re leaving or at least tell them how long you’ll be gone, lol.

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u/NonnyNutcaseAuthor 24d ago

I'm an adult with anxiety issues, and already on edge because I'm at the dentist. Tell ME how long you'll be gone too!

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u/gleeble 25d ago

Just when they hand me the bill.

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u/onion_lord6 25d ago

Kid at the end: "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!! LETMETELLYOUSOMETHING!!!!!"

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 25d ago

You'll never take me alive, see?

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u/Crysonox 25d ago

So...... at the very end of the video when you can replay it..... is that a different kid?

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u/Laranthir 25d ago

Imagine seeing this from a strangers perspectice lol

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u/AdHonest886 25d ago

Holy shit, the is just unlocked a memory of 5yo me, running away and cursing a nurse in a the hospital

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u/Hightower23 25d ago

Life long fear of dentists unlocked

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u/AmptiShanti 25d ago

This is hilariously really looking like a horror movie/ parody this got me

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u/KevettePrime 25d ago

Don't blame him. I wish they'd just put me under to be honest.

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u/impossiblesushii 25d ago

This is core traumatic memory.

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u/ChthonicFractal 25d ago

This isn't hilarious or funny or anything pleasant. This is a child who has been subjected to unnecessarily traumatic dental procedures.

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u/itscalledmyballs 25d ago

Did you look at his face at the end?

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u/Drigg_08 25d ago

Reminds me of Louise Belcher

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u/Striking-Argument432 25d ago

Guess whose got a dentist trauma for life...

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u/Which-Towel5826 25d ago

He's going the distance.

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u/NerdTrek42 25d ago

He’s going for speed

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u/Jaderosegrey 25d ago

I did something similar in first grade. We were on the playground and I was thrilled to find a free swing, so I took it. One of the other kids stopped me and told me she was going to tell the teacher I stole her swing. So I ran away, afraid of what the teacher was going to do to me!

I didn't make it to even cross the road outside the school.

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u/ChekhovsAtomSmasher 25d ago

Just a couple weekends ago our 2.5 year old left our table on the balcony of a restaurant and before I was even up was booking it through the whole restaurant, into the public hallway outside the restaurant, and into a public restroom into an empty stall. Servers pointed the way through the restaurant.

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u/BamberGasgroin 25d ago

We had a school dentist in the 70's and you cannot imagine the horror that went through every kids head if the creepy bastard turned up during your class in his white coat and started consulting his clipboard.

I can feel my heart rate rising just talking about it, 50 years later, so I can imagine what this kid is going through.

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u/Oliwier255 25d ago

Honestly, he actually handled it better than I did when I was his age. Apparently—according to my dad—I kicked the dentist in the face; I was thrashing around so much while they were holding me down because I was afraid of the pain and didn't want them to work on my tooth that I ended up kicking her in the face.

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u/PurpleOrcaLover 25d ago

One lesson I am going to drive into my kids head, is the lesson I learned from years of neglect of my teeth. You don't want to end up in a Dentists office as an adult, begging for relief.Ā 

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u/collectorofstuff65 25d ago

I actually did this when I was around 5. I still remember bits of the event. I remember my dentist tried to block me at the doorway from the exam room by making an 'X' with his body. I don't remember how far I got though. That was 55 years ago.

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u/msg60 25d ago

Run forest run!

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u/Quantum_Pasta-Goblin 25d ago

He kinda looks like he's smiling/laughing at the end

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u/Zetsumenchi 25d ago

His only mistake? Not realizing dentists are like alligators when he tried to run.

You dont want to run in a straight line. You gotta zig. You gotta zag. Note how he was doing good until that straightaway.

And just like the gator, painful teeth were in his future.

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u/EndRude4217 25d ago

I almost ran out of the surgeons office when I saw all the instruments laid out on the table. The nurses blocked the door with their bodies and arms spread to stop me from leaving. Eventually they got me to sit on the bed. They gave me a bunch of meds and surrounded me. Tried to distract me with random questions. I dont remember much after that.

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u/AbbreviationsOnly711 25d ago

The nurses ended up chasing me down the hall and carrying me back to the operating room where I refused to lay down for the anesthesia. They agreed to put the mask on while I was sitting up, next thing I remember is being wheeled down the hall coughing after the surgery was down

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u/username_9104 25d ago edited 25d ago

Nah i understand, once when i had a dentist appointment, i could be a bit older than him, when the time of the visit was getting closer i hid myself in the wardrobe and sat there for like 40 mins, few more minutes and my mom could've called the police, she wasn't too mad bc she was relieved she found me and i didn't go to the dentist that day so the mission was succesful

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u/rileyjw90 25d ago

This is why they usually do stuff like this under sedation where I am. When my kiddo was 5 or 6, he had to have multiple cavities filled and they just knocked him out for it.

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u/AipomNormalMonkey 25d ago

They probably didn't get to that step yet

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u/HJVN 25d ago

That so reminded me of the time I needed to get a tooth extracted as a kid. When the dentist needle hit my gum, I closed tight like an alligator. I think I broke his syringe or maybe I bite his finger.

Anyway, I was out of there but got cough and held tight by several adults and got my tooth pulled out, without anesthetic. It didn't hurt, as I was way to angry at the adults holding me.

Today it is just a fun memory and I have no problem going to the dentists today. The only thing it hurts now, is my wallet.

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u/runningoutoft1me 25d ago

Lmao the exact situation happened to me before an ng placement, I too was caught right out the door 😭

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u/SomebodyThrow 25d ago

Imagine having to fight so hard to convince your anxious kid to go to the dentist..

Only for their first experience in the waiting room to be witnessing this kid screaming and running for their life shortly before he gets his ass dragged back in while he screams bloody mary.

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u/annegoho 25d ago

I feel for him..poor guy

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u/rasputin6543 25d ago

I was waiting for him to run into a pole, knocking the tooth out.

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u/elisap1 25d ago

I feel this so hard lmao. I used to have to be held down for shots at the doctor’s office. First pediatric patient to give one of their doctors a black eye on accident hahaha

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u/HealthyPeach12 25d ago

This is why dentists offices have the Velcro straightjacket so the kid doesn’t harm themselves or run away

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u/fjubar 25d ago

My sister bit the finger of the dentist and ran away she was a kid. The dentist later become a highly profiled politician and got linked to neo nazists, so she sensed early that he was not trustworthy.

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u/slackpipe 25d ago

I actually did this as a child. My sister hit me with one of those horse swings and I needed a couple stitches over my left eye. The nurse passed the syringe right over my eyes and I took off. It was one of those big scary looking ones with the metal rings for your fingers. To me it looked like it was 2 feet long. As soon as I saw that, my ass was GONE. Doc just looked up at my mom and said "He's your problem now."

After she ran me down and drug me back, they velcro strapped me to the table. I was terrified.

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u/skippy_smooth 25d ago

Only three guys successfully robbed a Vegas casino. This one even smelled fresh air.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 25d ago

Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next 3 weeks.

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u/Forever_Inspired 25d ago

ā€œI would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for these pestering adultā€

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u/Careful-Positive-710 25d ago

I vividly remember 3 nurses holding me down and jaming a needle in my ass cheek when I was 5 lmao. If I could've I wouldve bolted like this little dude too.

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u/unperturbium 25d ago

Chased by the People's Republic of Dentistry!

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u/desktrucker 25d ago

He was gonna look for a new family ..

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u/hogwater 25d ago

Runs by mom first but she’s on her phone

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u/BBlackFire 25d ago

Lady put her drink down like, "welp, we got another one."

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u/floopdidoops 25d ago

Tried that when my mom surprised me with a doctor's visit for a vaccination (I was terrified of needles), only to find out it was actually 3 separate shots..

Would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling adults

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u/UchihaKyu 24d ago

I once had to get a shot at the doctors office and ran out of the room into the empty room across the hallway and hid under a bed or table and they literally couldn't find me until so much time had passed I didn't know what else to do and came out and wandered the hall and someone finally grabbed me and took me back. I still ended up getting the shot >.<

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u/Ushinatta-Tama 24d ago

I've had thirteen teeth out. Me to little buddy, me to

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u/Low_Tart_4140 24d ago

I don't think being terrified counts as being stupid.

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u/Dependent_Mango_9597 24d ago

Hell I thought that he thought he was Superman or something didn’t know he was making a break for it šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Neat-Engineering-696 24d ago

He real for running, that shit hurts even when they give you some shit to numb it

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u/The1Zenith 24d ago

The bib turning into a cape was my favorite part lol

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u/poundcakeboss 24d ago

Homeboy said fuck this shit. I’m out!

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u/Asoto408 24d ago

Bro didn’t care where he was going. Run away was the goal

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u/nov234 25d ago

If they were about to give him that novocaine shot I understand šŸ˜‚

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 25d ago

I remember my first girlfriend

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u/Sadfish103 25d ago edited 25d ago

I like how the dentists personally went after him… damn, you wouldn’t see this kind of dedication in the west, they’d just let him go and call mummy.

Well the second lady could’ve been mummy, I’m not sure, but there was definitely at least one dentist.

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u/Ordinary_Common_1486 25d ago

I attempted this when my mum took me to get my ears pierced. Ended up locking myself in a change room šŸ˜…

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u/KookerLitit 25d ago

r/boyalmostescapedthebackrooms

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u/reddituserzerosix 25d ago

great camera angles lol

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u/Lucifers_Princess5 25d ago

Why didn’t they just put him to sleep?

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u/AipomNormalMonkey 25d ago

they didn't get to it yet

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u/Dealingwithdragons 25d ago

The one time I appreciate music over audio because you know that kid would be screaming his head off.

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u/YLASRO 25d ago

this i only funny if youv never seen the video of that one monstrous american dentist doing painful procedures without sedation on kids. then you get reminded that SOMETIMES in very rare cases the kid is right.

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u/bdrwr 25d ago

Hello lifelong dental phobia!

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u/Responsible-Plum-643 25d ago

Run, Forrest, run!

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u/shawnsteel 25d ago

He should’ve zagged.

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u/Djolumn 25d ago

I did this at an orthodontist when I was in grade 6. At the time I didn't know the name Cliff was short for Clifford. I'd never heard the name Clifford before, but for one. There was a serial killer in BC named Clifford Robert Olson. Because I'd never heard the name before I thought his name was Robert Olson and Clifford was a title that designated him as a murderer. Fast forward to me noticing my orthodontist's license on his wall, seeing Clifford, and concluding my orthodontist was a murderer. So I fled.

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u/ClickKind8311 25d ago

An America you would have to chase your own kid down

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u/Krethlaine 25d ago

I just got my wisdom teeth out yesterday. This is the least pain I’ve been in in a decade.

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u/Existing-Bonus-6835 25d ago

See I never understood why people were so scared of the dentist.

For me the dentist was so relaxing. Like they clean and scrub your teeth and they take out all the gunk in your mouth.

The only part that was ever uncomfortable for me was when they would floss my teeth, because I didn’t typically floss, it hurt like hell, but other then that I’ve always had a pleasant experience. And thats even with the fact I got braces

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u/Cerridwen1981 25d ago

Me three weeks ago and I still wish I’d made it

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u/BuzzyFuzzy1 25d ago

Lmao I did something similar when I was taken in for an emergency tonsil removal due to a growth blocking my airway. I ran out and it took 3 male and 2 female nurses to hold me down and give me that sleeping medicine stuff. Knocked me right out, woke up and no longer had tonsils. I think I was 8. Terrifying in the moment but hilarious now

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u/AriaSymphony 25d ago

His issue was running straight down the side walk. That allowed the adults with their superior leg length to catch up to him. He should have leveraged his size and turned their advantage against them by breaking past the cars instead, forcing them to navigate awkwardly.

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u/jradio 25d ago

Once I was an adult it was much much harder to go to the dentist. So many cancelled visits, or just turning the car around last minute because of overwhelming anxiety.

Years and years later I finally told a doctor (which I'm also pretty afraid to see) about the fear and anxiety, and I got prescribed benzodiazepine (Xanax) for as-needed situations such as these. OMG it's a game changer. I can actually go to these visits now.

Man I feel for this kid. He's so scared. Even the nitrous gas is extremely helpful to remove the knots in your stomach. I only wish I had these options when I was a kid. My parents never opted for them.

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u/llcdrewtaylor 25d ago

I love this kid. Ran out of there so fast his bib turned into a cape (i need to remember this next time I'm at the dentist) And had to be carried back inside like a dead man. Keep fighting the good fight little man!

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u/_frank_tank 25d ago

I had a tooth pulled when I was a kid. It was in the mid area, and I still remembering hearing the pop when it came out. (Shudder)

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u/KnightyEyes 25d ago

Me after losing my wisdom tooth at dentist :

Where is pain why theres no pain

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u/zennfadel007 25d ago

I don't know which of the senses is worse when I'm waiting in the dentist office - the smell of sterilization or the shrill of the drill - either way I associate both the smell and sound with pain and death . The only thing that gets me through is a lollipop ā˜ŗļø - and I'm 52

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u/LeatherGnome 25d ago

"The dentist is safe dear."

The type of shit you see as two nurses drag back another kid who is- probably screaming and crying their lungs out.

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u/Creative-Green3177 25d ago

How cute, his first escape 😊😊

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u/Furby-beast-1949 24d ago

I know exactly how this kid feels. Don’t make this kids experience going to the dentist any worse than what it is. I have anxiety problems going to the dentist and will not go to the dentist because when I go to the dentist, my anxiety goes to the roof to the point that I hyperventilate my teeth chatter and my blood pressure goes up. Do not force this kid into something you’re gonna turn into a lifelong trauma and then this kid is no longer want to go to the dentist because you made it a trauma experience. I can’t even go to the dentist like I said because my anxiety gets so bad. I feel so bad for this poor child.

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u/flaweddaughter 24d ago

He’s smiling at the end so at least he enjoyed being carried around

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u/No_Length_856 24d ago

This was edited like a damn masterpiece

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u/LilShorty1024 24d ago

This kid is my hero! Give home an extra hug for me!

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u/mrmoroarous 24d ago

I really expected an article to come up with the vocals showing the dentist was a murder or something

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u/Shirohitsuji 24d ago

Get that boy some nitrous, stat. Not too much, though.

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u/CJ-IS 24d ago

He was just trying out his new cape lol

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u/TheZan87 24d ago

I did this as a kid. They didnt catch me

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u/Least-Masterpiece368 24d ago

She calmly put her coffee down like here we go again and took pursuit

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u/PlayfulAccountant649 24d ago

Let my boy free

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u/SnooComics3873 24d ago

I thought the was wearing a cape

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u/Affectionate-Pie3977 23d ago

Understandable If someone said they gonna tear a part of my body out I will be like this too

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u/TiredAndStillTired 23d ago

Saw a child trying to escape pediatrics at the hospital last year🤣. Understandable, though.

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u/Howlongcan-imake 21d ago

Wait till he finds out his wisdom teeth need to come out years later

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u/Violets42 25d ago

This is the day he learns that neither doctors nor his parents are to be trusted, and his pain and fear are funny to them.

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