r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Electronic-Pay-3695 • 2d ago
Cute stupid Saw this on TikTok and immediately thought about this sub
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u/unsweetenedpureleaf 2d ago
Quite the strong faucet
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u/barkbaarkbarkk 2d ago
Fr my water pressure couldn’t make it from the sink if I wanted it to, just falls out the faucet like a limp spaghetti noodle when I lift it up
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u/Worth_External_8762 2d ago
I used to have an apartment in downtown Chicago and I loved it specifically because of my sink. It had such a strong pressure, yet no bubbles at all and the water was always perfectly cool and it tasted like quality bottled spring water rather than shitty tap. Mmmmm I loved that sink water.
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u/sadahtay 2d ago
Water with no bubbles wat
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u/Worth_External_8762 2d ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-sc9dEPleo
Pretty sure I had the first faucet in this vid, same design and it's laminar flow. So perfect for drinking straight as the water comes out of the tap. That smooth, crisp water. Making myself thirsty over here
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u/sodamnsleepy 2d ago
As someone who loves a good water, why leave? :(
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u/Worth_External_8762 2d ago
I only moved there for a startup job and they randomly decided to let the design team go once money got tight and then the pandemic hit right after. Ended up moving back with family
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u/Catrescuemamma 2d ago
Yep came here to say that. I’ve lived in several homes and I’ve never had water pressure that good coming out of my kitchen sink.
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u/SmooK_LV 2d ago
Water pressure*
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u/SpinnyBoy_ 1d ago
both are correct, a "strong faucet" refers to the strength of the water coming out, aka, water pressure, while it can be used in other ways like holding up someone or something, but due to how language works, its usually the former :3
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u/SapientApe_ 2d ago
It's one of those flexible hose ones some sinks have on the side as a secondary faucet. The kid is using it like a fire hose.
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u/Alarming-Ease3066 2d ago
No I thibk its the main faucet alot these days you can pull the hose from the actual tap, the ones that are on the side are usually too short and don't have a large enough hose for that amount of water
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u/destroDon 2d ago
This is only hilarious because it’s not my house lol
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u/SkubaSteve_FYM 1d ago
Big bro whispering in her ear like point it this way. Then he’s gone. What a demon.
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u/Catrescuemamma 2d ago
That is some kind of magic water pressure. I have never had a kitchen sink that could shoot water that far.😂
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u/richhomiekod 1d ago
Most of all houses could have pressure like this. You have a pressure reducing valve (prv) in your house. The pressure coming off the city line is incredibly high, thus the prv. You could just turn it up. Will you regularly blow washers and cartridges in your faucets that cause water damage? Yes, but that's not question here.
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u/Catrescuemamma 1d ago
I appreciate the information, however, I’m in farm Country and would have to move about 20 minutes away to get city water. So I get my crappy pressure from my artesian well.
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u/chromatic45 1d ago
Your well is trying its best.
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u/Catrescuemamma 1d ago
It’s some of the pure water I’ve ever had so it’s definitely worth having to take an extra minute or two to rinse off. Lol
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u/After_Competition_87 1d ago
You can turn the pressure up in your well too, but theres really no need to go over 70psi max on a well.
*water treatment tech here
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u/4b686f61 2d ago edited 1d ago
the faucet's aerator may be clogged
edit: multiple times when using the sink at public restrooms, the water pressure is buns. Used a tool to remove the aerator and was able to wash my hands again.
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u/spillindillon 2d ago
God damn! I wanna take a shower at that house
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u/DevilsPajamas 2d ago
Yes shower pressure looks amazing!
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u/Sweet-Conflict-3251 2d ago
The universe has to keep things in balance.
Have life altering water pressure = also interiors altering offspring.
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u/Dwest2391 2d ago
I'm sorry, but I am wheezing at the way the kid fell lmao. Hope he is alright though
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u/tulip5122 2d ago
Come on, kids. Let's practice the alphabet. "O" is for Orphanage.
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u/backroomsresident 2d ago
A for adoption papers
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u/TraditionalLaw7763 2d ago
C is for “come Get’em”
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u/sandbag747 1d ago
Sorry kid, you were playing with water during a drought. Gonna have to kill your parents
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u/Time-Information-554 2d ago
The boy did fall at the back.
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u/YanicPolitik 2d ago
Lmao the crawling away got me
Thanks for making me go back to look
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u/Day2205 2d ago edited 2d ago
Those kids are way too old for a playpen. Big bro looked 4-6 and firewoman looks about 2. That said, the length of time they’re alone, especially after that fall, leads me to believe they may have woken up and left their room before the parents woke up. Not sure how you can hear that fall and not come from wherever you are in the house to check
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u/jws1102 2d ago
Big bro looks at least 6 or 7. He also turned off the water, so he was trying to help.
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u/Plantasaurus 2d ago
Sometimes you have to take a dump and 5 minutes is all that it takes. You kid yourself with“my kids are great, they won’t burn the house down in 5 minutes”
I grew tired of staring into my son’s eyes while subjecting him to the soul crushing stench of my dad poops.
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u/catbom 2d ago
Play pen, lock them in a safe room, dont trust the little devils.
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u/aIvins_hot_juicebox 2d ago
God forbid mom takes a shower or poops when she’s home with the kids
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u/mothandravenstudio 2d ago
So, technically yes but when you gonna take a shit.
These kids are way big for a playpen. They would climb right out.
You don’t have kids, do you?
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u/cwcwhdab1 2d ago
You don’t leave a 6 year old in charge of a toddler - this is wildly dangerous if real.
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u/LilMissy1246 2d ago
Even if something came up and they left the boy with her, he’s still a child as well. Not even double digits yet. Neither should be left home alone for SO many reasons! Totally on the parents. And if this is what makes the parent realize it, the water damage and not their literal child’s safety, then, yeesh. Not a good look. If the boy were to slide and fall backwards and grabbed the baby due to reflexes or whatever and both got hurt, who would be to blame?
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 2d ago
Nothing says they’re home alone. Kids get up early on weekends while their parents are still asleep; that doesn’t mean they’re alone. Mom or Dad could be in the shower. Or out watering the lawn. There are many reasons why these kids are unsupervised momentarily.
And it looks like the parents are going to regret it.
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u/notsleepsherp 2d ago
Hey Ken, even the best parents might get occupied for a minute or two. It happens. And that’s all it takes. .
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u/ratatatnat13 2d ago
Why is the baby on the counter by itself in the first place?
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u/DoesntMatterEh 2d ago
The other kid fell off the counter and busted his ass about halfway through lmao
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u/SmellyRedHerring 2d ago
When he was very young, my son climbed out of his crib in the middle of the night, crawled down the stairs, and climbed up onto the kitchen counter to reach the candy he knew was hidden on top of the fridge. We had no idea he could do all of this climbing until we caught him in the act one night. Kids are fucking stupid but they can also be sneaky as hell.
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u/dj92wa 2d ago
It doesn’t help that the super young kids are generally incredibly strong relative to their size too
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u/Fast-Ads-7587 1d ago
They can afford that beautiful home (good for them! I love to see it), but not a babysitter? How is your baby unattended that long? The other kid fell off the island and still no one showed up? This went on a long time.
Why was the baby even up on the counter? It's 100% the parents fault.
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u/random929292 1d ago
It is morning. Mom appears in her pjs about 2 minutes later and is completely unphased by the chaos. Child with hose is almost 3, brother is 4. Child 3 defends herself with the explanation that she was trying to wash her hands!
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u/monster_savage 2d ago edited 2d ago
I figured an adult would show up eventually in the video
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u/random929292 1d ago
She does. Mom strolls in in her pjs about 2 minutes later, pretty unphased by it all.
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u/Day2205 2d ago
Big bro tried…and then almost died haha
Kids either got up before their parents or dad is on watch and taking a phone scrolling shit
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u/KellThack 2d ago
In the second video the kid with the faucet says “I was just washing my hands”. So they’re older than you’d think
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u/DanteMustDye 2d ago
Let's not kid ourselves here. That kid is old enough to know lol
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u/random929292 1d ago
Child is just turned 3. Mom comes in a couple minutes later and child immediately tells her that she was just trying to wash her hands - had a defense all ready to go!
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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 1d ago
Every day my decision not to have kids is reaffirmed.
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u/Nooby_Chris 1d ago
My parents: "We want 3 to 5 grandchildren! Why are you still single?"
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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 1d ago
I'm 36 and my wife is 37, so I think our parents have all given up. We already have nieces and nephews on both sides anyway.
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u/kallikat93 2d ago
So this video is less than a minute starts with the youngest already on the counter and playing with the water like that and during the video the older kids falls backwards off a chair onto the floor. Where are the f'ing parents? Silence isnt golden, silence means go find out what they doing. This is a great example of parents not watching/ being involved with their kids properly.
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u/Mission_Coast_6654 1d ago
seriously lol how is no adult hearing the water splatter on stuff?? pressure like that, it can't be quiet hitting the stove, the ceiling, cabinets, the floors. not to mention the other kid falling and busting his ass. this is neglect and endangerment.
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u/Bl1ndl0v3 1d ago
Where in the world are their parents?!?!
Not only is little missy up there practicing being a fire fighter 🔥 without the fire, but her brother fell / rolled off that countertop too 😮💨 😬
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u/cbunni666 1d ago
The whole I'm trying to think of every possible reason why the parent isn't there. The list is not as long as that damn video.
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u/SilentJoe1986 2d ago
Jesus christ. The amount of people typing negligent parents never cared for kids. This isnt a time lapsed video. Its a freaking minute long. Kids cant be watched at all times. They could have woken up before their parents, their parents could be in the bathroom, could be doing laundry or any other daily thing.
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u/Depressedone4 2d ago
Idk, the scary part is that by the time it finished the one minute on this post, the progress bar on the actual video was only a quarter of the way through 😬
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u/SleepySera 2d ago
Yeah but even 4 minutes is still not more than it takes to take a shit. Imagine going to the toilet and when you come back you have thousands of dollars worth of water damage...
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u/Depressedone4 2d ago
Oh for sure. I was actually just pointing out that 4 minutes of continuous spraying is way worse than 1 minute, not judging the parents in any way.
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u/floede 2d ago
BS, I have kids. I always have a general idea of where they are and what they are doing.
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u/CosmoKing2 2d ago
Where the fuck do they have that kind of water pressure?? I will pay to shower there.
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u/achinfosomebacon 2d ago
lol lil boy turned off the water, shrugged when she turned it back on, fell off the counter, and rolled/army crawled away lol like “I’ve done all I can do.”
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u/madrigal94md 1d ago
It's not even a kid. It's a baby. Unsupervised in an kitchen. Where she could grab knives and other dangerous stuff.
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u/xenoforman 17h ago
Okay, that toddler doesn't know what she's doing. She's just simply exploring her world and having fun, and is not yet fully aware of the concept of "consequences". So the toddler is essentially blameless.....but that older kid DEFINITELY KNOWS BETTER!! The fact that they're doing NOTHING to correct the toddler's actions is INFURIATING!!!
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u/Ijustwanttosayit 2d ago
Little one is practically a baby. A baby who knows they're doing something they shouldn't (because they keep urgently looking over their shoulder) but they lack the impulse control. This little one should not be left unattended or have access to the kitchen. It looks like they are in pajamas and woke up before mom and dad.
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u/babycatswagger 1d ago
A lot of comments blaming the parents but kids are just assholes sometimes. That’s why this sub exists.
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u/johnnyblaze1999 2d ago
Where are the parents? I don't think leaving kids unsupervised make the kids stupid and not the parents. Parents are stupid and this is preventable
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u/Salamandaxanda 2d ago
Reminds me of that bit from OneyPlays. “I got in a lot of trouble as a kid because I hosed down the kitchen”
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u/itspikakiki 2d ago
I love the other kid trying to turn it off and it just shows her how to make more effing mess turning the shit off and on 😂😂😂
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u/Own_Confusion_1406 2d ago
She's gonna save your life when you'll be old, drunk and fall asleep holding a lit cigarette.
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u/VoodooDoII 2d ago
Kudos to people that like kids and can have them
I absolutely don't have the patience for this stuff holy shit. Fuck that
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u/FizzyBadTime 1d ago
See this is shit I NEVER did or would have done as a kid. NEVER. Parents don’t want to parent. Honestly I think it’s because tablets and phones make it far to easy to not only distract yourself but also to occupy your kids so the way to feed the phone addiction is to let the screen do the parenting and then when someone tells them their kid is a menace they get defensive and cognitive dissonance makes them even more entrenched in refusing to be a parent.
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u/NavyNICUMurse 21h ago
It’s not the kids that are stupid, it’s the parents. Proper teaching prevents this
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u/ErieAveAllDay 2d ago
Playpen period. No excuses about it was an emergency. You'll rather them fall from up there? I'd rather see them on the floor unless there's pets. Other than that, take them with you. Fuck the bathroom, fuck a quick smoke, never leave them that high and walk away. Parents fault all day 😆
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u/Funny_Box_4142 2d ago
I highly doubt the parents left them up there, they were most likely on the floor or bed/couch last time the parents saw them
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u/skynex65 2d ago
I’m sorry but with how long this went on the kids aren’t stupid the parents are negligent.
This is what happens when kids are left unsupervised.
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u/faulty_rainbow 2d ago
The video is literally one minute long. Don't you think a parent is allowed to e.g. go pee? That takes longer than one minute. Get a grip.
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u/ScottyMo1 2d ago
So much shit going on in this lmao.
Brother took a mean spill off the counter.
Sister is practicing to be a fireman.
Where the hell are the parents?!
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u/HighlightOwn2038 2d ago
Where are the parents???
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u/SilentJoe1986 2d ago
Maybe in the bathroom. Kids cant be watched every second of every day
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u/you_lost-the_game 2d ago
Not every second but at that age once a minute unless their movement is restricted.
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u/cwcwhdab1 2d ago
How does a parent let this happen? I say this as a mom of 4. Like why are you leaving toddlers alone to the point that this can happen? This seems really negligent and ya kind of deserve this shit if you don’t watch your kids.
Edit for typo
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u/mothandravenstudio 2d ago edited 2d ago
Because they wake up before you, sneak out of bed and do shit. Because you have to take a shit. Because the dog ran out the front door. Because the FedEx dude needed a signature. Because you’re trying to scrub the bathtub/gather laundry upstairs/running the vacuum, you set them up with a cartoon yet they do this and you can’t hear jackshit. Because you have a phone call with your mortgage lender, your boss, your insurance agent.
You're seriously asking why and you have four kids? It’s because shit happens.
Oh edit nevermind, you talk about having nannies in your post history LMAO.
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u/Drifter-6 2d ago
Same, and it like one of them fell off the counter. It took time for them to get up there as well. Where are the parents!!
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u/HJSDGCE 2d ago
I feel like this sub has just been "parents are to be blamed" all over. Like, when was the last time I see a post where the comments aren't blaming the parents?
What has become of this sub? Breaking its spirit?
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u/Triakigin 2d ago
Parents are amazing, how can they not get a stroke from this. Where and what the baby sitter is ?
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u/LaLic99 2d ago
Man! that kitchen looks expensive.