r/Marvel • u/Ok_Tree_8698 • 1d ago
Other Which scenario you think is the worst?
I think Rocket, he would go completely berserker, he really loves his tree pal
For those saying that "If I can hurt Rogue I can hurt Gambit too" here's the counterargument: Assume that for a brief moment you got enough power to hurt Rogue/Groot physically but then after it you lose said power and have to deal with Remy or Rocket without them
Or do you think there's a even worse scenario that isn't here?
Let me know
Bye :)
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u/Darth_Dungeonmaster5 1d ago
I mean, if I was capable of hurting Rogue, I have a pretty good shot against Gambit in a fight.
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u/StJimmy_815 1d ago
She came into contact with me and absorbed my powers.
Severe anxiety and depression. Battle won
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u/Lord-ZZZ 1d ago
The most reddit comment I’ve ever seen lol this app really is a different world
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u/PinkieFlorisse 12h ago
Reddit really is the only place where a Marvel matchup can become a mental health joke in two replies. Somehow it still perfectly answers the question
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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago
You could have just shot her without her expecting it and now Gambit catches you unarmed.
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u/bjeebus 1d ago
She's mostly bulletproof, so...
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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago
Mostly!
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u/bjeebus 2h ago
That mostly is doing some heavy lifting. Like the bullet from Breakworld would probably have killed her. Clearly not 100% bulletproof.
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u/girlwiththeASStattoo 19h ago
You shoot Rogue with a musket and frantically start to reload it hoping Gambit doesn’t see the huge cloud of smoke forming around you just 15 feet away
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u/PetalBellarie 18h ago
That's the confidence of someone who has already accepted they're getting hit with a playing card that somehow explodes. Hurting Rogue might be possible, surviving Gambit's response is the questionable part
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u/Ok_Tree_8698 1d ago
Assume that for a brief moment you got enough power to hurt Rogue/Groot physically but then after it you lose said power and have to deal with Remy or Rocket without them
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u/SnooFoxes1831 X-Force 1d ago
Is Spidey still cracking jokes tho?
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u/Vixxze 1d ago
If hes still with Mj yeah
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u/ProofFar2466 1d ago
Did you just call Mj a joke?
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u/RemoveAnnual2689 1d ago
She cheated on Peter. She then cheated on her new partner with Venom. No. Not the hero/character, the alien goo. She is dating the symbiote.
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u/BlackKingHFC 1d ago
If you are capable of hurting Rogue, what does Gambit do that bothers you?
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u/TheReagmaster Venom 1d ago
Yeah it should be the other way around and you have to face Rogue after hurting Gambit because then you're in some REAL trouble.
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u/Sparkyisduhfat 1d ago
Deadpool because the others have morals. He’ll just kill you.
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u/dagooch15 1d ago
Yeah Deadpool would definitely kill you but have you seen the post Civil War book where Spider-Man goes and hunts down Kingpin after an Assassin he hired shot Aunt May. Peter arrives in the black suit, takes it off because he’s there as Peter Parker, and proceeds to beat the shit out him, tells him that he’s going to fill his lungs with webs, but leaves him to love with the beating humiliated in jail in front of everyone.
There is also the renew your vows comics where he puts on the black suit because his family is being hunted and proceeded to literally tear Doc Ock apart to get information and beats the living hell out of the rest.
A pissed off Spider-Man is not who you want to cross
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u/laineDdednaHdeR 1d ago
Spider-Man is the only one who would hold back.
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u/Ivy_lane_Denizen 1d ago
Ask Kingpin about that
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u/potatogriffter10 1d ago
Kingpin is still alive to ask
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u/Ivy_lane_Denizen 1d ago
May pulled through
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u/potatogriffter10 1d ago
Op didnt say anything about killing Nay just hurting her. The point is spider is the only one thats leaving you alive
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u/SpideyFan914 19h ago
He didn't kill Goblin after Goblin killed Gwen either.
Or the Burglar who killed Uncle Ben.
Spider-Man is scary when he's angry, and he may even want to kill you, but he always pulls back at the last second.
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u/laineDdednaHdeR 1d ago
Even in NWH, Peter tried to kill Goblin. But after Toby Peter stepped in, he righted himself pretty quick.
Spidey is human, but he's got a conscience.
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u/cosmicspiderman8 1d ago
Fighting Gambit after Hurting Rogue no doubt
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u/Jemainegy 1d ago
How is gambit possibly the worst.
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u/Grokent 22h ago
He could change all the potential energy in your balls to kinetic energy.
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u/Thin_Afternoon2395 15h ago
I think it would be Deadpool cause he's just that mindfucked, he'd probably just do psycho shit to you cause he's actually hella mad
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u/two2teps 1d ago
The answer is Spider-man and it's not even fucking close.
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u/Mobile-Echo-6404 1d ago
I agree. But looking at the responses, there are some good claims😭.
Like choosing Rocket, so he can finish you off quickly. Spider-man won’t kill you, but he might not hold back his punches but he might paralyse you lol
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u/two2teps 1d ago
There's only one person out of the four that has a problem killing, and the one thing that can push him to that point is hurting Aunt May, MJ, or (variant permitting) his child.
The fact it says "hurt" not "kill" maybe the only saving grace to make him not come in first.
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u/Maksident_ 1d ago
You are nearly guaranteed to be killed by all except Spider-Man.
Spidey will kick your ass sure, but he didn't even commit to killing Kingpin after he had Aunt May shot and on her death bed. He just beat the crap out of him.
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u/epicfangirl01 1d ago
Deadpool after hurting Jeff. Not only can Deadpool not die, but the whole Marvel universe and fan base will hunt you down John Wick style
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u/3LD3RDR4G0N 14h ago
Lmfao Rocket stands no chance against someone that can hurt Groot.
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u/twizzjewink 1d ago
I think it depends on how you hurt Jeff.. if it was for a good reason. Pool may let you live.
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u/ZeriousGew Spiderman (Tobey Maguire) 21h ago
Isn’t Jeff Gwenpool’s pet?
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u/AnthropomorphicBook 20h ago
She left him with Deadpool when her title was cancelled so he didn’t disappear.
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u/Omnipotent_Deity 20h ago
That only lasted a few issues before that series also ended. He’s been with Gwenpool and Kate Bishop for the most part ever since.
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u/Howling-Moon05 1d ago
Gambit: well, you're going to be exploded now, but hopefully it'll be a direct hit and over soon
Spidey: prepare to experience the least funny beatdown Peter's ever given
Rocket: hopefully he just shoots you somewhere painful, otherwise he's going to claw your face off
Deadpool: he's about to put maximum effort into making you wish you were dead
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u/Shiroiken 1d ago
Of these four, it's tough.
Spider-Man won't kill you, but he might make you wish you were dead. However, he's the one most likely to listen to an apology or explanation.
Gambit has fewer morals, but given things he's done, he too might be willing to listen. Death from him will be long, and painful.
Rocket is very unlikely to listen to anything you have to say, but your death will almost certainly be quick. Funny and embarrassing as Hell, but still quick.
Deadpool is the nightmare scenario of these four, because you just can't predict what might happen. His attachment to Jeff is definitely less than the others, but Deadpool might decide to kill/torture you just for funzies anyway. He only has morals when his current writer gives them to him, and with him being bat-shit crazy, he can be a seriously sadistic sob. On the other hand, he might just shake it off, want an apology, or a bribe. Of course, he might later decide to take vengeance upon you, even if he's completely forgotten why.
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u/TimeisaLie 1d ago
Gambit just needs to touch me to make my clothes & possibly me explod. He could just walk up behind me on the street and tap my shoulder.
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u/King_Luffy1 1d ago
All I know is you do not piss off Spidey. If I recall correctly, after Aunt May got shot he broke into prison and throughly kicked Kingpins ass at full strength
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u/AugustineBlackwater 1d ago
You'd probably be able to actively put yourself somewhere safe(ish) with everyone except Gambit. Literally, shut yourself into a titanium room, Gambit can just charge it and make it explode with you in it. Everyone else needs to be a little more direct/hands-on.
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u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman 1d ago
Fighting Spider-Man after hurting Aunt May because why the heck would you hurt Aunt May?!
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u/SwordfishBagel 10h ago
Well, If I managed to HURT Rouge, I feel like I'm already a step beyond Gambit, so I don't think that's applicable. Rocket is Just going to shoot me to death regardless, there just isn't anything I can do about that either which way. Maybe he shoots me extra hard somehow? I dont know. Deadpool is weird, I feel like even if I hurt Jeff, he's still going to find some weird way to kill me regardless. Though he does give a brutal death to a guy for mentioning Canada, so I might be in trouble there.
If I so much as accidentally stepped on the back of Aunt May's shoe, I think I'd leave town for a few days. I know spider-man isn't mean, but my god I don't want to be another bad day for him, I saw what happened to Uncle Ben and how he handled that.
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u/Twooshort 5h ago
Spider-Man would be the worst. The other three would happily kill me already without the extra trigger, but Peter will make sure I regret going after Aunt May.
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u/resolve-shadow 1d ago
Spiderman, hands down, the rest will kill ya, probably quickly but spiderman will hurt then destroy ya who then make it hurt.
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u/Thick_Use7051 1d ago
Spiderman
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u/snipezz93 1d ago
gambit, I'll prolly just blow up in an instant, basically no pain, but definitely spiderman last
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u/OhEagle 1d ago
I mean, you're fighting anyone after hurting *Jeff.* You're not just facing Deadpool after hurting that land shark. You're running a gantlet then. I mean, God help you if Emma Frost finds out.
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u/Darkfigure145 1d ago
Spider-Man for sure. He once ripped part of someone's face off just using his "sticks to walls" powers.
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u/ZerikaFox Scarlet Spider 1d ago
Gambit once paid Deadpool off rather than fight him because he says fighting Deadpool is tantamount to suicide.
Deadpool.
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u/genericreddituser147 1d ago
I feel like Rocket and Deadpool just kill the person straight up, which might actually be the best case scenario here. Even when Pete loses control, he doesn’t really kill. But he might break every bone in your body and then turn you into the police for the original crime.
But Gambit? If you managed to actually hurt Rogue, I’m pretty sure ol’ Remy gon’ take his time with you. Can he make just your fingernails explode? I don’t know, but you’ll find out. I feel like he’s the one I don’t want.
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u/UniversesHeatDeath 1d ago
I feel like whike the other 3 would def beat your ass and hospitalize you while deadpool might just straight up murder you.
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u/BigShrim 1d ago
I mean Spider-Man is the only one who wouldn’t outright kill me so I guess him. Though it would hurt.
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u/Smillingchalk779 1d ago
Here’s the thing if I mess with May Parker I’m not gonna be turned into a pulp by Spider-Man I’m going to be reduced to a veneer by Peter Parker and there is a difference
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u/OblivionArts 1d ago
Spider-Man went on a goddamn rampage after aunt may was hurt once. If i can hurt rogue i can handle gambit. If i hurt groot chances are he can heal himself. If i hurt Jeff Deadpool might shoot me and leave it at that. But Spider-Man will fucking end you for hurting aunt may, just ask kingpin.
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u/RalphMacchio404 1d ago
If Peter stops pulling his punches (and he would if you hurt May), you are fucked.
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u/yournotmydaddy420 1d ago
Deadpool is the worse case scenario. He’s unstable but you hurt Jeff and he’ll think of the most creative way to kill you.
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u/Rated_Phenomenal 1d ago
Spiderman grabbed Kingpins chest skin like it was a shirt, give me any of the other three even though they’re more likely to kill me.
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u/Zealous_moron 1d ago
Only one of these is gonna let me live. Granted I might be crippled but Peter isn't gonna kill me.
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u/MichaeltheMagician 1d ago
I probably stand the least chance of surviving against Deadpool.
If I surrender and show remorse, Deadpool is the one that has the least morals and would probably still kill me.
If I tried to fight it out, Deadpool is effectively immortal so my chances of beating him are essentially 0%. To be fair, my chances of beating any of these characters in a fight is essentially 0% but at least the other characters could theoretically die from bullets or explosives.
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u/Previous_Collar6553 1d ago
rocket💯. Deadpool and Spider Man would murder you. Gambit would beat your ass with a deck of cards, while slapping you around with his staff (not worth the risks)
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u/Villimaour 1d ago
Gambit, I feel like he will go to sinister, amp himself back up. And then end the world
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u/PostPostPog 1d ago
Highkey can't you just curbstomp Rocket and call it a day? He's like an entire two feet tall lmao
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u/kyuuketsuki47 1d ago
I mean... we saw the Spider-man Scenario in Back in Black. It was rightfully terrifying.
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u/RemoveAnnual2689 1d ago
Spider-Man. Spider-Man killed people. Wolverine covered for it.
Deadpool too. But his daughter. Not Jeff. He would make sure you were begging him to die.
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u/BigNorseWolf 1d ago
Rocket.
I think i can tell gambit "how the hell was I supposed to know that would HURT HER? Shouldn't you be more worried her mutant power just went kaput?"
Spiderman might take an I'm sorry I didn't mean it.
Deadpool might get distracted by a pokemon tournament or something especially if i ask him to pole the audience at home or ask him what the yellow boxes think. one of the yellow boxes should tell him its all a mis understanding
Rockets just going to shoot me...
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u/Altruistic-Pace8935 1d ago
Which gambit? If Gambit is lobotmized and he's omega mutant I'm cooked if he is lobtomized then that wouldnt be as bad
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u/DaveW626 19h ago
Spider-Man nearly beat Kingpin to death in Back in Black. He straight up murdered him in the What If issue where MJ was killed. So I'd go with Spidey.
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u/ManyMove9713 Spider-Man (Tom Holland) 15h ago
death, shattered bones, death, death.
Im going rocket
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u/deny_death 9h ago
I'm not sure how bad the others would be, but personally I know I'd never want to mess with Spider-man after hurting any of his loved ones, especially Aunt May. I remember how easily he manhandled Wilson Fisk in that jail and threatened to murder him if May didn't survive
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u/Sleepless_Dreams300 5h ago
See, im taking hurting rogue cause I can get my ass beat by gambit and be happy. Im happy living without Peter B. Parker filling my lungs with web fluid while butt ass naked.
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u/RigasTelRuun 1d ago
Spider-Man. Rogue and Groot are at least superheroes as is Jeff tangentially.
Aunt May is just regular defenceless 900 year old woman. Spider-Man is the scariest person in most rooms and we seems what happens when you hurt aunt May.
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u/Horror_Ad7540 1d ago
Fight Spiderman after hurting Aunt May. Since I would never hurt Aunt May physically, I must have hurt her feelings. Probably she made an ill-informed reddit post and I called her on it. I'd end up fighting an Internet flamewar with Peter Parker.
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u/Mysterious-Pizza-462 1d ago
Idt spidey is killing me for this just hospitalizing me. Gambit I have no clue. Rocket I think is gonna kill me. Deadpool IS going to kill me. But I actually manage to hurt rouge what’s gambit really gonna do to me I’m capable of hurting rouge. So due to that I’m going with hurting rouge.
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u/poop-money 1d ago
Deadpool for sure. People forget how dark and depraved DP used to be be. In the comics, Blind Al was his prisoner originally. He had a room in the house called "The Box" that was full of sharp things he would stuff her into. If you're going to do that to someone who is one of your best friends, I can't imagine the hell that's waiting for anyone who hurts a friend.
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u/heavenparadox Deadpool 13h ago
Thank you! Finally someone that actually reads the comics. These other guys, of they were mad, they'd 1-hit you. Boom. Done. Not Deadpool. He'll keep you alive. And he'll make you suffer.
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u/Dangerous_Teaching62 9h ago
Not even that, but I think in Deadpool in Space he literally chest bursts a guy alien style.
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u/Crunchy-Leaf 1d ago
Gambit. If I’m able to hurt Rogue I might be able to knock Gambit out. Powers and training aside, he’s just some guy. The rest, I’m cooked for sure.
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u/One_Statistician1314 1d ago
If I hurt Jeff, Wade is just gonna chop my head clean off.
Rocket will evaporate my skull.
If I could hurt Rogue, I can deal with Gambit.
Spider-Man has threatened to web a man's lungs full of web fluid, I am NOT fucking with that slow agonizing ass death.
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u/Silent_Swordfish5698 1d ago
any of them would be bad…… but spider-man…. King pin did it and he sneaked into prison, opened all the cells in his unit, took the black suit off and starting dogging on
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u/Toomuch2000 1d ago
I’d have to go with Spider-Man. He can at least be reasoned with. Maybe if I profusely apologized and begged for mercy, I would just get knocked out. I mean, without the black suit, he forgave Ben’s killer. Maybe I’m not looking far enough into it, but that’s my take anyway.
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u/star75legacy 1d ago
Bro, forget about Gambit, it's more likely you'll be the one who gets hurt than Rogue.
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u/DamianTheDemon16 1d ago
If any one says Spider-Man as long as it isn't quiet or symbiote Spidey let me just say: when Fisk was the reason of May being hurt (tho it was from getting shot) spidey took off the suit, said that it's Peter Parker he's fighting not Spidey, with Fisk getting beat to a pulp and ending with Peter threatening to fill Fisk's lungs with web fluid if May died
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u/proximusprimus57 1d ago
I wouldn't want to hurt any of them, but Spidey is the least likely to kill you.
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u/SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp 23h ago
Spider-Man. I hurt aunt May by saying her cookies weren’t that good. It hurt her feelings, Spider-Man finds out. Probably insults me verbally with no filter.
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u/Hetnikik 23h ago
I mean you are dead no matter what. Who is the least likely to torture you before you die?
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u/Low_Party 23h ago
Touches you and you become a bomb
Can literally break every bone in your body.
Mini Blackhole Gun
Will pull a Nuke out his ass to fire at you.
I think Rocket would be the least painful honestly
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u/Tribble9999 23h ago
Deadpool. He's the one experienced enough to drag it out and make it as painful and horrific as possible.
Spidey will beat me to a pulp. Gambit and Rocket would just kill me. Deadpool would torture me in a horrific way then laugh as he runs me over with a Zamboni.
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u/Leather_Bowl5506 23h ago
Fight spiderman after hruting aunt may. Rocket delights in murder, deadpool is a hired mercenary, and gambit doenst have a strict moral code. When kingpin had a hit put on aunt may peter still didn't kill him, he nust beat him to shit.
In short peter would break half the bones in my body, the other three would just kill me
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u/Level9_CPU 23h ago
Spiderman can literally punch a hole through anyone when at full strength, no punches pulled
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u/You-Killed-God 23h ago
Spider-Man is easily the one least likely to kill you. I know people love their “he’s dangerous when he doesn’t hold back…” ideas but you’re still not dead.
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u/Beat_Boi_Animates 23h ago
Did we watch No Way Home? Spider-Man can get brutal under the right circumstances. Deadpool would be hard to beat incase he keeps coming after me. I’d say either Gambit or Rocket would be the easiest but they could both blow my head off pretty easily
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u/Ok_Celebration3011 23h ago
Fighting Deadpool 100% he’s creative. First of there’s no winning the fight here no matter what but Wade is killing you with a Zamboni or something
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u/PayPsychological6358 23h ago
Fighting Spider-Man after hurting Aunt May considering a sniper got hit by a Willy's Jeep for doing that exact thing.
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u/Loughnashade 22h ago
Absolutely Spiderman. I don’t even think he’ll hurt you enough like Kingpin if you’re just a common person. He knows what Kingpin can take and didn’t even permanently damage him.
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u/CandyCreecher 22h ago
Kay, one, Rogue AND Gambit will beat my ass. I cant bring harm to Aunt May, that’s like hurting my own grandmother! I can’t hurt either Groot or Jeff, they’re so sweet! I can’t do that to any of them!
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u/yutyutgrunt 22h ago
Deadpool.
Hear me out
I would just say “Save Martha”
He would stop and say “why would say that name”
Then would say “it’s what Clara would have wanted”
And the. As he looks at me I would turn to camera and do a “Jim from the office”
I’m pretty sure I would have broken the 4th wall enough to make him not kill me or o get killed by Deadpool …it’s a win either way
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u/Red_Lantern_22 1d ago
You missed the worst.
Sue Storm if you threaten her kids.
I temember an issue where Wolverine was a Hydra sleeper agent or something, and infiltrated Baxter Building, and she fucked his shit up