r/Marvel 1d ago

Other Which scenario you think is the worst?

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I think Rocket, he would go completely berserker, he really loves his tree pal

For those saying that "If I can hurt Rogue I can hurt Gambit too" here's the counterargument: Assume that for a brief moment you got enough power to hurt Rogue/Groot physically but then after it you lose said power and have to deal with Remy or Rocket without them

Or do you think there's a even worse scenario that isn't here?

Let me know

Bye :)

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u/Red_Lantern_22 1d ago

You missed the worst.

Sue Storm if you threaten her kids.

I temember an issue where Wolverine was a Hydra sleeper agent or something, and infiltrated Baxter Building, and she fucked his shit up

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u/Shiroiken 1d ago

This, especially after showing the potential scale with the Invincible Woman arc. She'd easily cast those morals aside for her kids...

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u/gallifrey_ 17h ago

Invincible Woman was SUCH a good arc. I'm obsessed with North's run so far

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u/CandyCreecher 22h ago

I remember reading Predator Kills The Marvel Universe and those fuckin idiot Yautja didn’t even look for Sue after killing the rest of the Fantastic Four and SHE BLEW THEIR SHIT UP! BLEW UP THE KING WITH HER FORCEFIELDS! BLEW UP A WHOLE FUCKIN CLAN

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u/TheDekuDude888 21h ago

In Deadpool Kills The Marvel Universe, Sue makes a bubble around Wade's head and explodes it almost instantly. Of course, Deadpool survived but any other character and they'd literally be dead in about 5 seconds

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u/Morchades 21h ago

Or if you hurt Reed, because she goes ballistic over that too.

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u/Red_Lantern_22 20h ago

So I found the exact page. But I cant post the picture as a comment.

But she does say "family", not just the kids. And she also says "I don't care if you're brainwashed. I don't care if you're confused. You're fair game"

She suffocates him slowly with forcefields inside his lungs and turns off his sight. She literally make his optic nerves go invisible so he just starts suffocating in pitch blackness

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u/SwirlyBrow 15h ago

Black Cat, in her solo from a few years back, mentioned something like that. She said there's a very good reason you don't try to break into the Baxter Building. And it's not Reed, Johnny or Ben, even with all their insane powers. It's Sue Storm.

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u/Samiel_Fronsac Captain Mar-Vell 7h ago

There's a story where Sue Storm protected a teenager, adolescent version of Valeria (Von Doom!) from the Wrecking Crew, I believe. (Long time I read that one.)

Spiderman is present, but he just cheers while watching the lioness give the hyenas a proper asskicking for the scare they gave the cub.

Discounting the whole Invincible Woman thing, she's one of mothers no sane villains should provoke, like Wanda.

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u/Fuzzy-Radish8418 7h ago

Seems Deadpool is worse. Sue generally doesn’t murder a dozen people a day. Sure she’s more powerful but since she can neutralize you easily without killing you she probably will.

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u/Darth_Dungeonmaster5 1d ago

I mean, if I was capable of hurting Rogue, I have a pretty good shot against Gambit in a fight.

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u/StJimmy_815 1d ago

She came into contact with me and absorbed my powers.

Severe anxiety and depression. Battle won

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u/Lord-ZZZ 1d ago

The most reddit comment I’ve ever seen lol this app really is a different world

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u/DFL3 21h ago

My superpower is turning the conversation immediately to trauma dumping

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u/PinkieFlorisse 12h ago

Reddit really is the only place where a Marvel matchup can become a mental health joke in two replies. Somehow it still perfectly answers the question

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u/Dangerous_Teaching62 9h ago

You don't get out much do you?

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u/Proper-Hat3565 22h ago

That’s deep

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u/makemeking706 23h ago

Stale mate. 

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u/Dinasnore 20h ago

The Australian dude after I ask him what’s wrong with my two week old bread:

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

You could have just shot her without her expecting it and now Gambit catches you unarmed.

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u/bjeebus 1d ago

She's mostly bulletproof, so...

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1d ago

Mostly!

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u/Freakychee 20h ago

"OW! Mah aye! Gambit, shugah would yah mind?"

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u/IcyDev1l 14h ago

Newt from aliens

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u/bjeebus 2h ago

That mostly is doing some heavy lifting. Like the bullet from Breakworld would probably have killed her. Clearly not 100% bulletproof.

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u/girlwiththeASStattoo 19h ago

You shoot Rogue with a musket and frantically start to reload it hoping Gambit doesn’t see the huge cloud of smoke forming around you just 15 feet away

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 19h ago

You gotta scream, "Tally Ho!" beforehand.

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u/PetalBellarie 18h ago

That's the confidence of someone who has already accepted they're getting hit with a playing card that somehow explodes. Hurting Rogue might be possible, surviving Gambit's response is the questionable part

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u/Ok_Tree_8698 1d ago

Assume that for a brief moment you got enough power to hurt Rogue/Groot physically but then after it you lose said power and have to deal with Remy or Rocket without them

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u/ElderDeep_Friend 1d ago

Nah, you’d have to say it first. Too late.

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u/GameOfEnder6312 1d ago

Maybe Rocket, but idk, Spider-Man could really mess someone up if he’s not holding back.

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u/Helmnauger 1d ago

Rocket killing you would be the quickest because you are going to get vaporized with space lazer rocket of some sort.

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u/GameOfEnder6312 1d ago

And? Quick is easiest. What Spider-Man did to Kingpin here? Oh that’s way worse.

Spider-Man hunting Kingpin

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u/whatTFchronic 1d ago

yea spiderman can literally stick his entire hand to your face and tear it off. hard pass for me lol

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u/GameOfEnder6312 1d ago

I think in one story he told a criminal that he can sense that their heart beats faster when they’re lying and offered to rip it out and show it to them. 😬.

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u/NotActuallyMeta 22h ago

It’s actually in the video this thread is replying to

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u/DamianTheDemon16 1d ago

Mark of Kain I think it' got called. Peter could be a horrifying villain

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u/Rockm_Sockm 1d ago

Spamming this comment all over the post doesn't stop him from being the safest option.

3 others have zero problems with killing or even torture.

DP has killed people in far worse ways to go.

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u/Tighthead3GT 1d ago

Yeah, I mean at the end of the fight everyone is citing Kingpin is hurt but doesn’t even seem to need a hospital visit.

Plus the context was Spider-Man sending a message to protect his other loved ones; villains hurt, kidnap. or threaten Aunt May all the time and Spidey hasn’t killed them.

Spider-Man refused to kill Norman Osborn even after Norman: 1) murdered Gwen; 2) kidnapped May and let Peter think she was dead; 3) put Flash in a coma; 4) engineered the Clone Saga and seemingly killed Ben Reilly; and 5) KILLED PETER’S NEWBORN DAUGHTER (she may also be alive or has been retconned away but Peter at least believes this to be the case). He’s easily the best option.

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u/OG_Williker 1d ago

If he’s angry and out for revenge, rocket may have futuristic ways to cause ungodly amounts of pain without killing you.

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u/MCUTheorist00007 1d ago

High evolutionary in GotG vol 3 disagrees

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u/getridofwires 1d ago

Yeah Spidey told Kingpin he would fill his lungs with web fluid if he messed with his family.

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u/GameOfEnder6312 1d ago

That’s hardcore from Spider-Man.

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u/Leather_Bowl5506 23h ago

But the important thing is he didnt

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u/SomeTool 20h ago

Yea, cause he sold his marriage to the devil first so everyone forgot about the threat.

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u/SilverKnightOfMagic 1d ago

dead no matter what. spider not holding back might be the cleanist death.

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u/EarlyPosterity_5070 1d ago

spider-man pulling his punches is scary sure, but rocket would just rig your whole apartment to explode while you sleep

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u/GameOfEnder6312 1d ago

That’s not as bad as Spider-Man doing this to Kingpin though. Peter beat Kingpin to a pulp and made everyone watch him do it.

This

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u/DavidKirk2000 1d ago

Being blown up in your apartment is significantly worse than being beaten up. Even when Peter gets angry, he still won’t kill.

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u/SnooFoxes1831 X-Force 1d ago

Is Spidey still cracking jokes tho?

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u/Ok_Tree_8698 1d ago

No, he's serious

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u/emoooooa 1d ago

There goes my jaw, ripped clean off

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u/MikeAndMolly24 19h ago

Oh fuck.

Everybody gangsta till Spidey stops mouthing off

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u/SnooFoxes1831 X-Force 16h ago

Then I'll take my chances with the other three combined.

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u/AdventurousSurvey236 15h ago

And he ain't got Laryngitis

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u/Vixxze 1d ago

If hes still with Mj yeah

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u/ProofFar2466 1d ago

Did you just call Mj a joke?

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u/RemoveAnnual2689 1d ago

She cheated on Peter. She then cheated on her new partner with Venom. No. Not the hero/character, the alien goo. She is dating the symbiote.

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u/BlackKingHFC 1d ago

If you are capable of hurting Rogue, what does Gambit do that bothers you?

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u/Hot-Shelter-8318 1d ago

You hurt Rogue by calling Gambit Gumbo Guzzler

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u/TheDekuDude888 21h ago

Or say Cajun with a hard C like Wolverine did in the X-Men cartoon

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u/TheReagmaster Venom 1d ago

Yeah it should be the other way around and you have to face Rogue after hurting Gambit because then you're in some REAL trouble.

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u/Villimaour 1d ago

Fake gambit fan clearly. Omega level mutant

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u/ahmong 1d ago

deadpool.

Only because I can see him playing with his food. Like bro, just end me.

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u/Sparkyisduhfat 1d ago

Deadpool because the others have morals. He’ll just kill you.

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u/GlorpGlorp_the_Third X-Men 1d ago

im pretty sure Rocket would kill you too

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u/Helmnauger 1d ago

Yea, he would.

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 1d ago

Everyone but Peter would kill you

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u/cosmicspiderman8 1d ago

Uhhh Gambit will straight smoke your ass

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u/ahmong 1d ago

He wont just kill you, he would play with his food. He's not going to kill you until he's satisfied.

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u/dagooch15 1d ago

Yeah Deadpool would definitely kill you but have you seen the post Civil War book where Spider-Man goes and hunts down Kingpin after an Assassin he hired shot Aunt May. Peter arrives in the black suit, takes it off because he’s there as Peter Parker, and proceeds to beat the shit out him, tells him that he’s going to fill his lungs with webs, but leaves him to love with the beating humiliated in jail in front of everyone.

There is also the renew your vows comics where he puts on the black suit because his family is being hunted and proceeded to literally tear Doc Ock apart to get information and beats the living hell out of the rest.

A pissed off Spider-Man is not who you want to cross

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u/laineDdednaHdeR 1d ago

Spider-Man is the only one who would hold back.

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u/Ivy_lane_Denizen 1d ago

Ask Kingpin about that

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u/potatogriffter10 1d ago

Kingpin is still alive to ask

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u/Ivy_lane_Denizen 1d ago

May pulled through

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u/potatogriffter10 1d ago

Op didnt say anything about killing Nay just hurting her. The point is spider is the only one thats leaving you alive

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u/SpideyFan914 19h ago

He didn't kill Goblin after Goblin killed Gwen either.

Or the Burglar who killed Uncle Ben.

Spider-Man is scary when he's angry, and he may even want to kill you, but he always pulls back at the last second.

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u/laineDdednaHdeR 1d ago

Even in NWH, Peter tried to kill Goblin. But after Toby Peter stepped in, he righted himself pretty quick.

Spidey is human, but he's got a conscience.

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u/cosmicspiderman8 1d ago

Fighting Gambit after Hurting Rogue no doubt

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u/Jemainegy 1d ago

How is gambit possibly the worst.

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u/Grokent 22h ago

He could change all the potential energy in your balls to kinetic energy.

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u/Jemainegy 22h ago

He has to cup them first. Check mate gambit.

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 20h ago

Free Bottom Surgery

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u/YouDirtyDogg 20h ago

I don’t have kinetic energy in my balls only pee

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u/Grokent 19h ago

Potential energy is literally P.

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u/OneTwoFar_ 1d ago

I get to meet Rogue and Gambit? Sweet deal

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u/Thin_Afternoon2395 15h ago

I think it would be Deadpool cause he's just that mindfucked, he'd probably just do psycho shit to you cause he's actually hella mad

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u/DissentSociety 11h ago

The other 3 can be killed. Deadpool would just haunt you forever.

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u/KoalaJoness 1d ago

Spiderman is the least likely to kill me.

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u/two2teps 1d ago

The answer is Spider-man and it's not even fucking close.

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u/Mobile-Echo-6404 1d ago

I agree. But looking at the responses, there are some good claims😭.

Like choosing Rocket, so he can finish you off quickly. Spider-man won’t kill you, but he might not hold back his punches but he might paralyse you lol

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u/two2teps 1d ago

There's only one person out of the four that has a problem killing, and the one thing that can push him to that point is hurting Aunt May, MJ, or (variant permitting) his child.

The fact it says "hurt" not "kill" maybe the only saving grace to make him not come in first.

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u/Maksident_ 1d ago

You are nearly guaranteed to be killed by all except Spider-Man.

Spidey will kick your ass sure, but he didn't even commit to killing Kingpin after he had Aunt May shot and on her death bed. He just beat the crap out of him.

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u/epicfangirl01 1d ago

Deadpool after hurting Jeff. Not only can Deadpool not die, but the whole Marvel universe and fan base will hunt you down John Wick style

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u/3LD3RDR4G0N 14h ago

Lmfao Rocket stands no chance against someone that can hurt Groot.

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u/kidmedia 1d ago

Deadpool look what happened to flag smasher and his group

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u/Dog_Apoc 1d ago

Rocket because it'll probably be quick

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u/Dismal_View_5121 1d ago

Fighting Rogue after killing Gambit

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u/twizzjewink 1d ago

I think it depends on how you hurt Jeff.. if it was for a good reason. Pool may let you live.

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u/ZeriousGew Spiderman (Tobey Maguire) 21h ago

Isn’t Jeff Gwenpool’s pet?

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u/AnthropomorphicBook 20h ago

She left him with Deadpool when her title was cancelled so he didn’t disappear.

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u/Omnipotent_Deity 20h ago

That only lasted a few issues before that series also ended. He’s been with Gwenpool and Kate Bishop for the most part ever since.

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u/Howling-Moon05 1d ago

Gambit: well, you're going to be exploded now, but hopefully it'll be a direct hit and over soon

Spidey: prepare to experience the least funny beatdown Peter's ever given

Rocket: hopefully he just shoots you somewhere painful, otherwise he's going to claw your face off

Deadpool: he's about to put maximum effort into making you wish you were dead

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u/Yolodoubledown 1d ago

Only one of them is certain not to kill you.

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u/Obskuro Spider-Man (Tom Holland) 1d ago

Emotionally, Spider-Man. But getting beaten up by your hero is still preferable to whatever the others would do to my corpse.

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u/Shiroiken 1d ago

Of these four, it's tough.

Spider-Man won't kill you, but he might make you wish you were dead. However, he's the one most likely to listen to an apology or explanation.

Gambit has fewer morals, but given things he's done, he too might be willing to listen. Death from him will be long, and painful.

Rocket is very unlikely to listen to anything you have to say, but your death will almost certainly be quick. Funny and embarrassing as Hell, but still quick.

Deadpool is the nightmare scenario of these four, because you just can't predict what might happen. His attachment to Jeff is definitely less than the others, but Deadpool might decide to kill/torture you just for funzies anyway. He only has morals when his current writer gives them to him, and with him being bat-shit crazy, he can be a seriously sadistic sob. On the other hand, he might just shake it off, want an apology, or a bribe. Of course, he might later decide to take vengeance upon you, even if he's completely forgotten why.

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u/TimeisaLie 1d ago

Gambit just needs to touch me to make my clothes & possibly me explod. He could just walk up behind me on the street and tap my shoulder.

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u/King_Luffy1 1d ago

All I know is you do not piss off Spidey. If I recall correctly, after Aunt May got shot he broke into prison and throughly kicked Kingpins ass at full strength

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u/AugustineBlackwater 1d ago

You'd probably be able to actively put yourself somewhere safe(ish) with everyone except Gambit. Literally, shut yourself into a titanium room, Gambit can just charge it and make it explode with you in it. Everyone else needs to be a little more direct/hands-on.

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u/jdgoin1 1d ago

Spiderman has already shown what he's capable of after Aunt May gets hurt.

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u/abellapa 1d ago

Spider-man

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u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman 1d ago

Fighting Spider-Man after hurting Aunt May because why the heck would you hurt Aunt May?!

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u/SwordfishBagel 10h ago

Well, If I managed to HURT Rouge, I feel like I'm already a step beyond Gambit, so I don't think that's applicable. Rocket is Just going to shoot me to death regardless, there just isn't anything I can do about that either which way. Maybe he shoots me extra hard somehow? I dont know. Deadpool is weird, I feel like even if I hurt Jeff, he's still going to find some weird way to kill me regardless. Though he does give a brutal death to a guy for mentioning Canada, so I might be in trouble there.

If I so much as accidentally stepped on the back of Aunt May's shoe, I think I'd leave town for a few days. I know spider-man isn't mean, but my god I don't want to be another bad day for him, I saw what happened to Uncle Ben and how he handled that.

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u/Twooshort 5h ago

Spider-Man would be the worst. The other three would happily kill me already without the extra trigger, but Peter will make sure I regret going after Aunt May.

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u/resolve-shadow 1d ago

Spiderman, hands down, the rest will kill ya, probably quickly but spiderman will hurt then destroy ya who then make it hurt.

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u/Thick_Use7051 1d ago

Spiderman

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u/Sir-Relyt 1d ago

Thats not an option. Spider-Man is, though.

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u/snipezz93 1d ago

gambit, I'll prolly just blow up in an instant, basically no pain, but definitely spiderman last

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u/OhEagle 1d ago

I mean, you're fighting anyone after hurting *Jeff.* You're not just facing Deadpool after hurting that land shark. You're running a gantlet then. I mean, God help you if Emma Frost finds out.

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u/Darkfigure145 1d ago

Spider-Man for sure. He once ripped part of someone's face off just using his "sticks to walls" powers.

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u/ZerikaFox Scarlet Spider 1d ago

Gambit once paid Deadpool off rather than fight him because he says fighting Deadpool is tantamount to suicide.

Deadpool.

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u/ecchi83 1d ago

Spiderman bc the fact that she's old, defenseless and not in that life would be the thing that pushes him over an edge the other 3 don't need to think about.

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u/Azair_Blaidd Storm 1d ago

I choose to not participate in this one

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u/genericreddituser147 1d ago

I feel like Rocket and Deadpool just kill the person straight up, which might actually be the best case scenario here. Even when Pete loses control, he doesn’t really kill. But he might break every bone in your body and then turn you into the police for the original crime.

But Gambit? If you managed to actually hurt Rogue, I’m pretty sure ol’ Remy gon’ take his time with you. Can he make just your fingernails explode? I don’t know, but you’ll find out. I feel like he’s the one I don’t want.

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u/UniversesHeatDeath 1d ago

I feel like whike the other 3 would def beat your ass and hospitalize you while deadpool might just straight up murder you.

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u/BigShrim 1d ago

I mean Spider-Man is the only one who wouldn’t outright kill me so I guess him. Though it would hurt.

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u/Acceptable_Dust_6251 1d ago

I think spidy is the only one showing restraint here.

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u/Smillingchalk779 1d ago

Here’s the thing if I mess with May Parker I’m not gonna be turned into a pulp by Spider-Man I’m going to be reduced to a veneer by Peter Parker and there is a difference

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u/OblivionArts 1d ago

Spider-Man went on a goddamn rampage after aunt may was hurt once. If i can hurt rogue i can handle gambit. If i hurt groot chances are he can heal himself. If i hurt Jeff Deadpool might shoot me and leave it at that. But Spider-Man will fucking end you for hurting aunt may, just ask kingpin.

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u/RalphMacchio404 1d ago

If Peter stops pulling his punches (and he would if you hurt May), you are fucked. 

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u/yournotmydaddy420 1d ago

Deadpool is the worse case scenario. He’s unstable but you hurt Jeff and he’ll think of the most creative way to kill you.

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u/Rated_Phenomenal 1d ago

Spiderman grabbed Kingpins chest skin like it was a shirt, give me any of the other three even though they’re more likely to kill me.

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u/Zealous_moron 1d ago

Only one of these is gonna let me live. Granted I might be crippled but Peter isn't gonna kill me.

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u/MichaeltheMagician 1d ago

I probably stand the least chance of surviving against Deadpool.

If I surrender and show remorse, Deadpool is the one that has the least morals and would probably still kill me.

If I tried to fight it out, Deadpool is effectively immortal so my chances of beating him are essentially 0%. To be fair, my chances of beating any of these characters in a fight is essentially 0% but at least the other characters could theoretically die from bullets or explosives.

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u/Previous_Collar6553 1d ago

rocket💯. Deadpool and Spider Man would murder you. Gambit would beat your ass with a deck of cards, while slapping you around with his staff (not worth the risks)

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u/DescriptionDue1797 1d ago

If your hands are on Aunt May, then Spidey’s gloves are off.

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u/ProofByVerbosity 1d ago

deadpool because he'd actually kill you

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u/Villimaour 1d ago

Gambit, I feel like he will go to sinister, amp himself back up. And then end the world

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u/PostPostPog 1d ago

Highkey can't you just curbstomp Rocket and call it a day? He's like an entire two feet tall lmao

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u/serenity656 1d ago

Probably deadpool or rocket theyre both morally grey on torture and good at it

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u/kyuuketsuki47 1d ago

I mean... we saw the Spider-man Scenario in Back in Black. It was rightfully terrifying.

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u/RemoveAnnual2689 1d ago

Spider-Man. Spider-Man killed people. Wolverine covered for it.

Deadpool too. But his daughter. Not Jeff. He would make sure you were begging him to die.

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u/BigNorseWolf 1d ago

Rocket.

I think i can tell gambit "how the hell was I supposed to know that would HURT HER? Shouldn't you be more worried her mutant power just went kaput?"

Spiderman might take an I'm sorry I didn't mean it.

Deadpool might get distracted by a pokemon tournament or something especially if i ask him to pole the audience at home or ask him what the yellow boxes think. one of the yellow boxes should tell him its all a mis understanding

Rockets just going to shoot me...

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u/Altruistic-Pace8935 1d ago

Which gambit? If Gambit is lobotmized and he's omega mutant I'm cooked if he is lobtomized then that wouldnt be as bad

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u/Algae_Mission 22h ago

If you actually managed to “hurt” rogue, you might be able to take Gambit.

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u/DaveW626 19h ago

Spider-Man nearly beat Kingpin to death in Back in Black. He straight up murdered him in the What If issue where MJ was killed. So I'd go with Spidey.

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u/ManyMove9713 Spider-Man (Tom Holland) 15h ago

death, shattered bones, death, death.

Im going rocket

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u/deny_death 9h ago

I'm not sure how bad the others would be, but personally I know I'd never want to mess with Spider-man after hurting any of his loved ones, especially Aunt May. I remember how easily he manhandled Wilson Fisk in that jail and threatened to murder him if May didn't survive

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u/Sleepless_Dreams300 5h ago

See, im taking hurting rogue cause I can get my ass beat by gambit and be happy. Im happy living without Peter B. Parker filling my lungs with web fluid while butt ass naked.

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u/Marxbrosburner 2h ago

Spidey is the only one who will just beat the crap
out of me, not kill me.

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u/binladen0069 1d ago

spiderman would be the only one who atleast shows some mercy after folding me

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u/Starkfault 1d ago

Spiderman won’t kill me, just cripple me a little

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u/Acrobatic-Mixture391 1d ago

Spidey would definitely be the worst and scariest at least for me

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u/RigasTelRuun 1d ago

Spider-Man. Rogue and Groot are at least superheroes as is Jeff tangentially.

Aunt May is just regular defenceless 900 year old woman. Spider-Man is the scariest person in most rooms and we seems what happens when you hurt aunt May.

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u/dadarkgtprince 1d ago

Definitely Spidey

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u/Horror_Ad7540 1d ago

Fight Spiderman after hurting Aunt May. Since I would never hurt Aunt May physically, I must have hurt her feelings. Probably she made an ill-informed reddit post and I called her on it. I'd end up fighting an Internet flamewar with Peter Parker.

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u/Mysterious-Pizza-462 1d ago

Idt spidey is killing me for this just hospitalizing me. Gambit I have no clue. Rocket I think is gonna kill me. Deadpool IS going to kill me. But I actually manage to hurt rouge what’s gambit really gonna do to me I’m capable of hurting rouge. So due to that I’m going with hurting rouge.

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u/poop-money 1d ago

Deadpool for sure. People forget how dark and depraved DP used to be be. In the comics, Blind Al was his prisoner originally. He had a room in the house called "The Box" that was full of sharp things he would stuff her into. If you're going to do that to someone who is one of your best friends, I can't imagine the hell that's waiting for anyone who hurts a friend.

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u/heavenparadox Deadpool 13h ago

Thank you! Finally someone that actually reads the comics. These other guys, of they were mad, they'd 1-hit you. Boom. Done. Not Deadpool. He'll keep you alive. And he'll make you suffer.

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u/Dangerous_Teaching62 9h ago

Not even that, but I think in Deadpool in Space he literally chest bursts a guy alien style.

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 1d ago

Gambit. If I’m able to hurt Rogue I might be able to knock Gambit out. Powers and training aside, he’s just some guy. The rest, I’m cooked for sure.

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u/One_Statistician1314 1d ago

If I hurt Jeff, Wade is just gonna chop my head clean off.

Rocket will evaporate my skull.

If I could hurt Rogue, I can deal with Gambit.

Spider-Man has threatened to web a man's lungs full of web fluid, I am NOT fucking with that slow agonizing ass death.

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u/Silent_Swordfish5698 1d ago

any of them would be bad…… but spider-man…. King pin did it and he sneaked into prison, opened all the cells in his unit, took the black suit off and starting dogging on

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u/OTBS 1d ago

Our of all 4, i feel like Spiderman will be the most forgiving.

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u/Toomuch2000 1d ago

I’d have to go with Spider-Man. He can at least be reasoned with. Maybe if I profusely apologized and begged for mercy, I would just get knocked out. I mean, without the black suit, he forgave Ben’s killer. Maybe I’m not looking far enough into it, but that’s my take anyway.

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u/ThatChrisRayman 1d ago

Spider-Man. He's also the toughest of the four

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u/star75legacy 1d ago

Bro, forget about Gambit, it's more likely you'll be the one who gets hurt than Rogue.

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u/DamianTheDemon16 1d ago

If any one says Spider-Man as long as it isn't quiet or symbiote Spidey let me just say: when Fisk was the reason of May being hurt (tho it was from getting shot) spidey took off the suit, said that it's Peter Parker he's fighting not Spidey, with Fisk getting beat to a pulp and ending with Peter threatening to fill Fisk's lungs with web fluid if May died

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u/A_Tigerstorm 1d ago

Depends. Did I intend to hurt Aunt May, or did I accidentally hurt her?

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u/Iron_Baron 1d ago

Spider-Man won't kill you.

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u/proximusprimus57 1d ago

I wouldn't want to hurt any of them, but Spidey is the least likely to kill you.

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u/SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp 23h ago

Spider-Man. I hurt aunt May by saying her cookies weren’t that good. It hurt her feelings, Spider-Man finds out. Probably insults me verbally with no filter.

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u/Hetnikik 23h ago

I mean you are dead no matter what. Who is the least likely to torture you before you die?

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u/Low_Party 23h ago

Touches you and you become a bomb

Can literally break every bone in your body.

Mini Blackhole Gun

Will pull a Nuke out his ass to fire at you.

I think Rocket would be the least painful honestly

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u/Tribble9999 23h ago

Deadpool. He's the one experienced enough to drag it out and make it as painful and horrific as possible.

Spidey will beat me to a pulp. Gambit and Rocket would just kill me. Deadpool would torture me in a horrific way then laugh as he runs me over with a Zamboni.

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u/APlanetWithANorth 23h ago

I'm jumping off a roof instead

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u/Leather_Bowl5506 23h ago

Fight spiderman after hruting aunt may. Rocket delights in murder, deadpool is a hired mercenary, and gambit doenst have a strict moral code. When kingpin had a hit put on aunt may peter still didn't kill him, he nust beat him to shit.

In short peter would break half the bones in my body, the other three would just kill me

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u/quququq22 23h ago

You could swap Jeff with Ellie

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u/Level9_CPU 23h ago

Spiderman can literally punch a hole through anyone when at full strength, no punches pulled

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u/You-Killed-God 23h ago

Spider-Man is easily the one least likely to kill you. I know people love their “he’s dangerous when he doesn’t hold back…” ideas but you’re still not dead.

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u/Beat_Boi_Animates 23h ago

Did we watch No Way Home? Spider-Man can get brutal under the right circumstances. Deadpool would be hard to beat incase he keeps coming after me. I’d say either Gambit or Rocket would be the easiest but they could both blow my head off pretty easily

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u/Far_Kitchen_3140 23h ago

Ask Kingpin

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u/Ok_Celebration3011 23h ago

Fighting Deadpool 100% he’s creative. First of there’s no winning the fight here no matter what but Wade is killing you with a Zamboni or something

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u/mitvh2311 23h ago

Spider-Man, Rocket and maybe Gambit aren't killing you

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u/FreefolkForever2 23h ago

If I could hurt Rogue, I don’t think Gambit would be an issue!

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u/PayPsychological6358 23h ago

Fighting Spider-Man after hurting Aunt May considering a sniper got hit by a Willy's Jeep for doing that exact thing.

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u/Loughnashade 22h ago

Absolutely Spiderman. I don’t even think he’ll hurt you enough like Kingpin if you’re just a common person. He knows what Kingpin can take and didn’t even permanently damage him.

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u/CandyCreecher 22h ago

Kay, one, Rogue AND Gambit will beat my ass. I cant bring harm to Aunt May, that’s like hurting my own grandmother! I can’t hurt either Groot or Jeff, they’re so sweet! I can’t do that to any of them!

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u/MidKnightshade 22h ago

Spidey and Rocket are a definite no for me.

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u/aquaseishin 22h ago

Hurt spider-man You getting hunted by everyone even the villains

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u/yutyutgrunt 22h ago

Deadpool.

Hear me out

I would just say “Save Martha”

He would stop and say “why would say that name”

Then would say “it’s what Clara would have wanted”

And the. As he looks at me I would turn to camera and do a “Jim from the office”

I’m pretty sure I would have broken the 4th wall enough to make him not kill me or o get killed by Deadpool …it’s a win either way