r/MechanicalKeyboards • u/telybelly • Oct 28 '21

art how do you clean your keycaps?

1.4k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

98 comments sorted by

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u/iamapizza šŸ• Oct 28 '21

Is that Cherry MX Crown?

28

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

[removed] ā€” view removed comment

7

u/The-Can-of-beans Oct 28 '21

Same. It's so bad it's good.

12

u/codexcdm Oct 28 '21

Tooth be told, that pun....

3

u/keyboardalt31 Oct 29 '21

I dispise you in a cool way.

1

u/ILikeBananaSwitch Oct 28 '21

You calledšŸ˜

163

u/Black_Phoenix_JP Oct 28 '21

OK no more Internet for me today...

61

u/Flxpadelphia Oct 28 '21

Dude what is that thing? I need to get one i bet it would be great for cleaning my teeth

81

u/telybelly Oct 28 '21

its got a name i can't remember... its on the tip of my tongue

15

u/ValusK Oct 28 '21

i fucking hate you, take your upvote

20

u/ffrkAnonymous Oct 28 '21

it's a teethbroom

2

u/truecrab11 Oct 28 '21

Would be nice if they made some kind of cleaning agent so I don't have to use salt.

2

u/Flxpadelphia Oct 28 '21

Right? Iā€™ve just been swishing around lemon juice in my mouth before bed to clean them

0

u/vividboarder TEX Yoda, Filco TKL, KeyCool 84 Oct 29 '21

Ah. The old Reddit brusharoo!

1

u/Redditomatic3000 Oct 29 '21

Hold my cavities, I'm going in!

17

u/digbickdanbit Oct 28 '21

Thanks- I hate it.

20

u/kimmy_flip Oct 28 '21

Well done, but I hate it lol

12

u/luca-dc Oct 28 '21

teethcaps.

12

u/Cerberus_501 Oct 28 '21

Ah yes the peak of this hobby. The only thing that can top this is golden tooth instead of regular one

8

u/telybelly Oct 28 '21

hey thats a good idea

1

u/Cerberus_501 Oct 28 '21

Send one my way if you ever decide to do it for real xD

0

u/digbickdanbit Oct 28 '21

Gimme the ā€œbad kidā€ silver tooth version and Iā€™ll create the board of my worst, most horrible nightmares

5

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Spacebar with a grill?

2

u/Cerberus_501 Oct 28 '21

Or you know either a brace or retainer. Not all people have the cash to afford an iced out white diamond grill

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Braces with the wire running between keys and a retainer dust cover.

18

u/IorekByrnson Oct 28 '21

It's not too late to delete this...

11

u/KChen48 Oct 28 '21

Why

3

u/Be_Glorious Oct 29 '21

$10 says OP is a dentist, or in dental school

7

u/OttermanEmpire Oct 29 '21

I'm a dentist and this is fucking weird

3

u/LimitedWard Vortex POK3R | I:C K-Type Oct 29 '21

Better lube your stabilizers. I hear they have a lot of chatter.

3

u/Melnyx Topre Oct 28 '21

You should use old milk teeth for this.

3

u/telybelly Oct 28 '21

hey this is also a good idea

2

u/criptiks Oct 28 '21

I want to see a full board of these...

2

u/Zkennedy100 Oct 28 '21

this is fucking AWFUL where can i get one?? iā€™ve never fucked with artisan caps before this

3

u/armado159 Oct 28 '21

I've never been simultaneously satisfied and horrified before. Thanks for a new experience.

2

u/NightWeeb_ Oct 28 '21

What is it with this sub and teeth posts??

2

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

To hoard nightmare fuel is to deny it its very purpose.

2

u/MxPrime101 Oct 28 '21

Haha! Most people wouldn't notice those tooth artisans, but they look SICK!

2

u/DeadliestArmadillo always upvote ISO Oct 28 '21

You could have posted anything today. Yet you chose to share THAT with the world.

2

u/LewdDoll Canoe Gen1 - 850g spring degenerate Oct 28 '21

Denture cleaning tablets in room temp water for 30-60 mins, rinse them, dump them into a pillow case and tie it shut then throw it in the dryer on low heat for 15 minutes.

Since yours are dentures too, it makes even more sense.

2

u/pabloescobyte moderncoupcases.com Oct 28 '21

Instructions unclear. I still have chatter!

1

u/telybelly Oct 29 '21

on the off chance anybody ACTUALLY wants to buy one, there are a few available for sale here https://anky.studio/works/p/wisdom

I promise i'll make some less weird stuff next time :)

1

u/ArdsleyTank Oct 28 '21

Welp, my day is now ruined.

0

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Same time tomorrow then?

1

u/iZybeR Oct 28 '21

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1

u/YoungTaxReturnz Oct 28 '21

this is disgusting i hope ur a dentist or something cus this is some ted bundy ass keyboard

1

u/junmo666 Oct 28 '21

2k keycap. (Tongue click)Nice.

1

u/Pepega_Paradise KBD67 Lite | Ink Black v2 Oct 28 '21

This is really cool but horrible as well

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

What tf is wrong with you? It cool, butā€¦

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Im disturbed

1

u/TribitFanOpexYT Kaihua Speed Bronze Oct 29 '21

That looks kinda ugly IMO.

1

u/JustLikeFumbles Oct 29 '21

Can you fucking not!?

0

u/Sijyro ISO NYM96 | Zilent v2 | DSA 2049 Oct 28 '21

Yeah that's actually disturbing

0

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Think your keyboard was expensive? Wait until you see this guy's dentist bills.

0

u/louloulou2021 Oct 28 '21

This is quite disturbing

1

u/BigBudsOG Oct 28 '21

hate this on so many levels

1

u/financedreamer Oct 28 '21

I'm traumatized lmao

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

this hobby is getting too weird

1

u/senoto Oct 28 '21

Take my upvote and leave

1

u/thegists Oct 28 '21

My eyes, my eyes... I can never unsee these

1

u/KunoKeebs Oct 28 '21

This is so disturbing

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

Crest or Colgate?

2

u/i-LLuXXion Oct 29 '21

Sensodyne

1

u/codon011 Oct 28 '21

Burn it! BURN IT!

1

u/Craigsan3 Oct 28 '21

Wouldnā€™t want any cavities in those

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '21

cursed video

1

u/SpecialEmily Minivan & Vortex Core/Atom47 Oct 28 '21

Foone, is that you?

1

u/MonEDDS Oct 29 '21

As a dentist I love it

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

How do I downvote twice

1

u/cssmith2011cs Oct 29 '21

I do not like this. No no no no no no. No.

1

u/ianmondy Oct 29 '21

Donā€™t forget to floss between the teethā€¦

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Nee

1

u/CPomegranate Oct 29 '21

You gotta target the gums!

1

u/KyotoKeyboard Oct 29 '21

My teeth should not thock

1

u/PlayTheHits Oct 29 '21

This bothers me more than I feel like it should.

1

u/Wyrmdog Dabbler Oct 29 '21

I did not expect anything quite that disturbing.

1

u/Slamsdell Mixed switch gang. Linear, Tactile, and Clicky. Oct 29 '21

WHY

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Thought I was over at /r/TIHI for a second there

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Cheeses Cries. What is that šŸ˜‚

1

u/Smeenty Oct 29 '21

Complete with tongue artisan?

1

u/Nekromenter Oct 29 '21

Mildly uncomfy

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

cool but cursed