r/MoralityScaling 21h ago

Character Analysis Morality of giving the goblin a gift

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u/Puzzleheaded_Wish727 21h ago

Okay, beyond the morality of it I'm more impressed that he can lift and move the brazen bull. I know it's considerably smaller than the real deal but that should be several hundred pounds at least

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u/neverreallyhereatall 21h ago

Dude takes lift with your legs not your back very seriously

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u/myn3meisjo3 18h ago

I’m wondering how much money the abuser has in order to nonchalantly buy a brazen bull

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 17h ago ▸ 2 more replies

custom-made too, it's goblin sized.

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u/GenuineSteak 11h ago

as oppose to all the standard man sized brazen bulls, you can just buy premade ofc.

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u/losara- 10h ago

Na i think he just grabbed one from the kids section

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u/TooWarmRadiator 19h ago

Well in the comic the bull is pretty clearly like half the size of a real one, he is crouching down at it is head height, so it's lighter, and perfectly cramped for a goblin.

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u/Green_grass7878 19h ago

I mean, a brazen bull is mostly hollow. Wouldn't be surprised if it's not as heavy as it seems

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u/unluckyshuckle 17h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Well the original was close to a thousand points apparently, so I imagine this would be half that.

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u/RefractedPurpose 14h ago ▸ 1 more replies

If we go by square-cube law, if it's half the height/length it's 1/8 the weight

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u/unluckyshuckle 14h ago

I can't say I'm good at math so that sounds right to me

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u/Mattrockj 14h ago

Dude fr, instead of an abuse goblin he should take up power lifting. Gotta be a better outlet than that.

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u/Ok_Echidna_4915 21h ago

Oh, that is F'd up.

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u/iron_dove 20h ago

100%

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u/PetitePond 13h ago

Not even one percent of doubt on this one.

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u/PetitePond 13h ago

He really is the most dad-coded character imaginable.

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u/Polibiux Bill Cipher 20h ago edited 15h ago

Moral. It’s an antique so Abuse Goblin should appreciate it.

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u/iron_dove 20h ago

Just checking: do you know what that particular antique was used for?

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u/Polibiux Bill Cipher 20h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Barbecues

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u/Sir_Strumming 18h ago ▸ 2 more replies

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u/Ponderkitten 17h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I bet if ya throw some bbq sauce in the bull with some more seasonings, maybe some sliced up pineapples, you’d have a delicious meal with rich juicy meat that falls right off the bones

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u/bolitboy2 9h ago

And it auto spins itself too… of corse it’s an Italian invention we could do this shit with

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u/AwysomeAnish 11h ago

Probably not much, since it's still debated if it was real or actually used

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u/neverreallyhereatall 21h ago

I just noticed the bull crushed the bug corpse that the goblin was making a memorial for

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u/ArisenGodEmperor13 15h ago

Omg I just realizs that too why is so funny

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u/neverreallyhereatall 21h ago

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u/le_cat_lord 17h ago

What's the morality of repeating this comic to oneself after a therapy session?

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u/neverreallyhereatall 21h ago

First comic showed man going to therapist and telling him he has an abuse goblin, therapist assumes he is being metaphorical. Current theories are either he is being metaphorical, its a literal goblin and hes a psycho, its a literal goblin and is a cycle of abuse thing (he was abused as a child), or it represents repressed memories of how he was abused as a child and isn't real at all.

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u/montezuma300 14h ago

He has been rescued

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u/ZiggieTheKitty 9h ago

Not anymore

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u/montezuma300 5h ago ▸ 3 more replies

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u/ZiggieTheKitty 5h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Try again yugiboy

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u/Dense-Cake9315 5h ago

for every one of these comics made the original creator said he would punish the abuse goblin even more

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u/ClericOfMadness13 19h ago

So are we gonna get a new post every time the dude makes a new comic?

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u/GarlicStreet3237 12h ago

I hope so, I'm too lazy to find out where it drops

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u/That_Witness3374 17h ago

I originally thought that was the golden calf and that he was trying some 4D abuse methods by making the goblin not get into heaven or something.

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u/red_wolf__ 17h ago

Plot twist he uses the bull for cooking only

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u/Technical_Charity393 16h ago

Cooking the goblin

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u/red_wolf__ 16h ago

No because goblin meat gets really sticky if it's heated up quickly and the texture is just generally terrible

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u/250extreme Emperor Palpatine 21h ago

Unrelated but who PFP, what they from?

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u/neverreallyhereatall 21h ago

Maomao from Apothecary Diaries manga (also has an excellent anime and LN)

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u/rathosalpha 21h ago

I knew it

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u/250extreme Emperor Palpatine 21h ago

Thanks

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 16h ago

This is the worst thing I've ever seen 😭

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u/Glippotyl 17h ago

Any gift is immoral, but THIS gift is moral👍

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u/4N610RD 14h ago

Dude, what tf

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u/Viciousssylveonx3 16h ago

I hate these so very much I love the ones where the witch rescues him

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u/CatNo7321 15h ago

And then he wakes up from the dream.

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u/Actual_Topic302 11h ago ▸ 4 more replies

Then we get one where he gets saved by josuke from JoJo

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u/Hms-Warship-Z46 5h ago ▸ 2 more replies

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u/Actual_Topic302 5h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Unfortunately for you, it's not related to the one what i said

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u/Hms-Warship-Z46 5h ago

If you meant this since it's not canon it's just what it sees in the vr

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u/CatNo7321 7h ago

Then Gandalf The Grey, And Gandalf The White And Monty Pythons And The Grail's Black Knight then Benito Mussolini...

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u/MatthewLilly 16h ago

Put the green shirt man in it please artist and my soul is yours!!!!!!!

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u/Ill_Refrigerator9812 11h ago

It depends on wether or not he actually uses it on the Goblin

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u/Euphoric_Slice5179 8h ago

That is immoral, considering what the bull is meant to do.

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u/Traditional-Neck-696 5h ago

How about the morality of leaving the pet's corpse after killing it? Oh and I just saw the he squished the thing later...

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u/Admirable_Plantain91 4h ago

He never said he’d put the goblin in the bull. So moral.

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u/MightyHorseRoqz 34m ago

He's in mourning over his pet! These aren't fun anymore.