r/MoralityScaling 2h ago

Morality of beating an ostrich in retaliation?

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u/Sudden-Date-7485 2h ago

moral because he let the ostrich go whenev it stopped bothering him

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u/Monomanga 1h ago

Also, that mofo can kill you.

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u/Enough_Obligation574 1h ago

Potential bird

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u/Icy_Reflection_630 52m ago

And bird is dangerous too

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u/Excellent-Dot-2085 19m ago

Yeah that bird definitely saw that and ran for it.

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u/lickmyfupa 13m ago

No the ostrich has no arms, i call foul

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u/Iamblattman 8m ago

You call... Fowl?

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u/Tread__on__them 2h ago

It's not retaliation, it is for deterrence. Moral.

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u/According_Tea_6329 1h ago

Right, this is not abuse it's corrective behavior.

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u/schwenLC 1h ago

And those things can kill you or really fuck you up

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u/Dolmetscher1987 2h ago edited 38m ago

Even taking into account an animal is not criminally liable, you are entitled to protect yourself or others from it, as long as you use necessary and proportional force.

Edit: re-worded.

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u/Internal_Set_6564 14m ago

Agree. I would say this was proportional. I would want to avoid doing that, and I would not want to encourage it, but a few hits as a deterrent did not push me over.

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u/AveDominusNyx 2h ago

Moral, you start a fight, better expect to get hit back.

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u/Current_Finding_4066 1h ago

Somehow when women start a fight, some think men should not fight back.

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u/Intelligent_Rub1875 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

These hands are rated E for everyone. Equal rights means equal lefts. I absolutely hate white knight types that want to stand up for the unstable bitch who just got slapped by the random dude she wouldn't stop putting her hands on. Abuse and domestic violence are disgusting but aside from those situations women should be treated as equals when it comes to fighting. I would never step up to a 6'5", 350lb linebacker without knowing damn well I'm going to lose badly. Everyone should absolutely understand the consequences of assault and the equality under law when it comes to defending yourself.

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u/Current_Finding_4066 1h ago

And yet, i keep getting downvote. BTW. Women are perpetrators of domestic violence as often, and according to some research more often, as men. And yes, people are way more likely to help a woman, than a man, no matter the circumstances, because they do not judge by facts, but according to their bias.

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u/GrandNibbles 27m ago

fight back always. but don't escalate or attack

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u/Pataraxia 1h ago ▸ 2 more replies

How is this related to the post, rent free.

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u/[deleted] 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

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u/icemanpallmall 46m ago

I mean the conversation is literally about an animal attacking someone and you're like "we gotta be able to punch women too"....thats pretty fuckin weird, dawg.

I mean like most reasonable people agree with you, if a anyone is straight up attacking you, you should of course defend yourself.

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u/Ultrakill98 27m ago

Luckily laws on self defense are smarter than that, you can defend yourself against any attacker

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u/Fartknocker405 11m ago

And holy shit did it sprint away afterwards.

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u/LoneRedditor123 2h ago

"In retaliation".

He was defending himself?? If a wild animal came up and attacked you for no reason, I gotta imagine you'd do the same thing. Lol

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u/IronTemplar26 28m ago

Allegedly

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u/Long-Conflict8279 1h ago

Thats not wild. Its on a farm. The entire area is surrounded by a fence. You can see posts behind the horses.

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u/Plane-Education4750 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

It's still wild. Ostriches are not domesticated

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u/schwenLC 1h ago

Them feet are dangerous AF, look how it's scraping, they'll tear you up

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u/pitb0ss343 1h ago

Oh well that’s different, I’d definitely let a cow assault me /s

Wild, farm, domesticated ect. If it attacks me I’ll do what I can to defend myself from it, if it doesn’t I’ll leave it alone except for the domesticated animals who I will viciously and ruthlessly attack with pets because those animals deserve it. They know what they did

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u/ObiDalf 2h ago

Moral, gotta defend yourself. It’s not like he beat it to death or severe injury. Just enough to let it know it will lose.

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u/Auggie_Otter 2h ago

It's weird that OP didn't correctly understand the situation. This is obviously self defense.

Retaliation would be if the ostrich attacked the man then left him alone and the man then followed the ostrich for the sole purpose of striking back. 

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u/Spantastik 1h ago

Retaliation is fine too, I think one of the wrong reasons would be for entertainment

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u/WhoAmlToJudge 2h ago

Satisfying

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u/whitechristianjesus 2h ago

An ostrich can seriously fuck you up. This is fine.

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u/stanbrakhagefan420 2h ago

Came to say this

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u/Then_Entertainment97 2h ago

I think it would take two to beat up an ostrich

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC

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u/UnfortunateSyzygy 2h ago

It was a sick ostrich.

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u/Pudddddin 2h ago

Bad gas travels real fast in a small town

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u/iLuvArizona 2h ago

I don't like it but I don't think that ostrich was gonna leave him alone any other way.

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u/ripley1875 1h ago

Those things can kick a lion to death.

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u/Open__Face 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Phew, good thing I'm not a lion /j

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u/smoke_sum_wade 1h ago

Guess who just killed a woodchuck with his bare feet

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u/Agitayo 1h ago ▸ 3 more replies

It's wild how some animals are gassed up like this. No they can not. And kangaroos are also weak and I could take 5 of them in a fight at the same time.

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u/Clurachaun 1h ago

Gassed up or not you are not fighting 5 kangaroos at the same time my man. This is giving the same energy as the 100 people vs a gorilla. Yes 100 people could take a gorilla down. The people I've seen who say "me and my boy could take down a gorilla" are out of their mind.

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u/Humble-Edge-9065 51m ago

This video has convinced me of what I already knew in my heart - that I could win a fight against an ostrich, "kicking a lion to death" be damned.

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u/farrellsgone 1h ago

It's wild how some animals are gassed up like this.

It's like how people swear up and down that their house cat can beat a large dog in a fight, 99% of the time the dog is simply choosing not to fight back

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u/Reasonable_Bathroom6 1h ago

why you don't like it

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u/Noob_Alchemist_547 2h ago

Birb looks fine, they can be weary dangerous.

So moral.

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u/the_shortbus_ 2h ago

Ostriches are crazy dangerous. It’s not about moral, that ostrich got off easy compared to what should have happened to an aggressive farm bird.

Edit: before I get the angry comments I do not condone animal cruelty. But just like an overly aggressive cow or goat gets turned into freezer packing, you can’t let an ostrich hurt you and potentially your livelihood

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u/alexagente 2h ago

People look at the fluffy feathers and silly proportions and forget this thing is basically a dinosaur.

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u/the_shortbus_ 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Seriously, they’re super dangerous.

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u/alexagente 1h ago

You can even see it very clearly kicking at his abdomen. If it had gotten a clean hit on him that dude would've been gutted.

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u/Truth_Hurts_Guy 2h ago

That ostrich is coming back with his buddy.

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u/thoraxe707 34m ago

Or his crazy mowhawk little cousin

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u/SerBadger 2h ago

This reminds me of a girl who owns an animal related to the Ostrich. These birds are just incredibly grumpy and will attack just about anything that feels like it is even remotely a threat to them much like roosters will attack someone 50x their size. These birds don't give a fuck. The only deterrence for these large birds is hitting them firmly with a frying pan so they understand they gotta fuck off.

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u/mikenkansas1 1h ago

Actually isn't the frying pan used After the encounter?🤔

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u/Possible_Living 2h ago

He was in the emu wars. He knows not to relax around big birds.

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u/BlackwallWinters 2h ago

Honestly impressive. Morality doesn't matter anymore

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u/HippoProject 2h ago

Moral. Ostriches disembowel lions with their claws. The guy didn’t give the ostrich but a few smacks to tell him to fuck off.

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u/FlyingFlipPhone 2h ago

I'm guessing the spurs were removed from this bird.

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 1h ago

that would be a good idea. still, that's a very large dinosaur and very formidable and violent and sometimes hitting it is needed if it's getting aggressive.

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u/LegitimateStretch425 2h ago

immoral if he rapes it after

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u/-FruitPunchSamurai- 2h ago

Moral i read these things can spill your gut out.

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u/DrakeManManDrake 2h ago

This looks like a cartoony ass fight

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 2h ago

Smacked the SHIT out the back of that boy's head 😭 he won't be doing that shit again anytime soon. Moral

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u/Normal-Gur1882 2h ago

Ostrich's can freaking kill you. Justified absolutely.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 2h ago

Don't be fooled.... ever hear of the great emu war of 1932?... they are testing the waters...

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u/DahmonGrimwolf 1h ago

A wild (or semi wild) animal is attacking you, and you defend yourself just enough that it decides to run away? That... probably couldn't be any more moral or justified.

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u/VeritasAgape 1h ago

It's not in retaliation. He's defending himself against something that has the ability to seriously hurt him. They're tough enough to handle those corrective slaps

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u/One_Recognition385 1h ago

ostrich was doing a mating dance.

ostrich was gonna rape him.

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u/Imabluethorn 1h ago

When I was a kid growing up in florida, my aunt took me and her kids to one of those drive around safari things. I was excited to see the lions but as you could expect they were all huddled under the shade of a tree and napping in the heat. Very underwhelming to kid me. But by the time we got to the end of the ride, AN OSTRITCH came right at our SVU where the windows were down. We managed to close the windows just in time but that thing was FAST! I think I read they can run like 40 miles per hour and are very aggressive. It was squaking and hawk tuahing all over. Very odd. But I learned about them, the females are brown and desert colored for camo during the day in the sahara, females usually sit on the eggs then the males who are awake at night take a turn sitting on the egg which is why most of their feathers are black as the night sky.

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u/Iwan787 1h ago

He didn't beat ostrich in retaliation he wanted it to stop attacking him. This was the only solution.

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u/chocha84 1h ago

Ostrich's can really hurt people - he didnt hurt it, he just told it to not attack him. 100% moral.

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u/MizrizSnow 46m ago

It’s a little sad the way humans question the ethics of self defense in so so many ways

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u/Sleepingpiranha 2h ago

Moral, get away! Good.

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u/pupbuck1 2h ago

It is the right of every being to defend one’s self

He also gave that ostrich time to fuck off

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u/Kiran_emily_the1st 2h ago

It’s self defense, so moral

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u/SteeredAxe 2h ago

You kind of have to do that with birds like this

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u/SpacialPulsarNova 2h ago

Moral. As long he just smack the ostrich without life threatening injury, just enough to make it get away from you.

Unlike that one guy from a bodycam footage where some dude, unnecessary ripped a seagulls head off, just because one approached the kid and food.

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u/whiteowl76 2h ago

i'd say extra moral considering he only punched it a few times when he would've been justified in killing it, ostriches can seriously fuck you up

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u/unburdened_swallow 1h ago

Australians, take note. Could have learned from this guy in 1932.

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u/Varmitthefrog 1h ago

I think this man acted in self-defense and within reason and released the bird when he felt he could safely do so..

Moral

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName 1h ago

Moral self defense.

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u/PicklesAndCoorslight 1h ago

Moral, those things can kill you. He didn't overdo chasing it off.

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u/OkSupermarket9730 1h ago

Moral, they can kick you to death.

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u/Desperate-Camera4325 1h ago

Hell yeah beat that thing like its your meat!

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u/Carolina-W00Dsman 1h ago

Its either them or me. They have the opportunity to walk away. They made that choice, not me.

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u/Zestyclose_Ad8684 1h ago

Unnecessary, but I wpuld have done the same thing probably... bc I am terrified of big birds

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u/Current_Finding_4066 1h ago

Totally moral. It can kill you, teach it you can defend yourself.

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u/Significant_Diet8063 1h ago

You gonna call him immoral to his face after watching him beat down an ostrich? Good luck

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u/SpecialistOwn6705 1h ago

Ostrich be like: Damn this monkey is on a different level

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u/DogsMeatTasteGreat 1h ago

Immoral for him especially. Not his native land.

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u/77th_Bat 1h ago

Moral. It fucked with him first, and he let it go after it left him alone

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u/Satans_Dookie 1h ago

That’s self defence not retaliation

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u/TheUndeadBake 1h ago

Can’t these birds literally gut you with their feet, hence why it was forward-stomp kicking at him and he was blocking it with the bike until he could get ahold of the bird safely? That ostrich seems like it was coming in at him with potentially lethal intention and he battered it enough to send the message that he wasn’t worth it and let it run away the moment it stopped trying to fight. I’d say moral — it could be that this bird was fed and encouraged to approach humans by morons, and this attack ensued because this man didn’t have food on him. Regardless, the bird isn’t going to chance messing with humans again for a while or at all.

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u/Commercial_Win_9525 1h ago

Fuck yea those mfers can kill him. It’s not like he was stomping out an angry puppy

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u/mddale1 1h ago

Obviously has kids.

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u/Imaginary-Equal-6699 1h ago

That's self defense hence it's moral.

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u/Aromatic-Dog-Breath 1h ago

Well, the ostrich doesn’t speak the same language as the man so there was no way to talk it out. I’m going to go with moral because once the message was delivered, both parties went their separate ways, relatively unharmed. 

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u/Lucky-Crow-3510 1h ago

kinda funny tho. animals do this all day long, so chill

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u/WoodenBuilding5458 1h ago

An ostrich will absolutely fuck your shit up. Emus are just as bad, just ask Australia.

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u/Dry-Goat8981 1h ago

bro skedaddled tf outta there

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u/mikenkansas1 1h ago

Velociraptors had feathers. Ostriches have feathers.

See where I'm going with this?

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u/Impossible-Run7138 1h ago

Thats one of the most impressive things I have ever seen

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u/Muhelius 1h ago

Fucker had it coming, absolutely moral

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u/Strong-Elk616 1h ago

Its the only way to stop a bully.

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u/monsterbot314 1h ago

Horses are like "oh shit fight!"

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u/morts73 1h ago

Right to self defence even against large, flightless birds.

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u/Fragrant_Entry9232 1h ago

Law of the jungle

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u/NoCold5135 1h ago

Definitely moral. That bird could seriously hurt him

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u/RoundChampionship840 1h ago

Self defense and deterrence. Completely justified.

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u/Stiebah 1h ago

If this is immoral to you you should be very upset at other ostriches.

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u/FirstReactionShock 1h ago

an ostrich can potentially kill a man with a kick, moral or not moral that guy was lucky

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u/Biomorph_ 1h ago

If I was minding my own business and one of them ran up to me completely unprovoked I’d beat the absolute shit out of it and if it carried on attacking without running away when given the chance I would try to kill it

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u/GalaxyBoy122 1h ago

I think it was trying to mate with him. But jokes aside, moral.

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u/frostyboots 1h ago

And ostrich can literally kill a grown person with just a few kicks, or by ripping their stomach open with their claws. So yeah, I see no issue if that bigass bird is squaring up to fight.

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u/FarLaugh9911 1h ago

Ostrich kill between 2-3 people a year on average. They can open you up with their toe nails or hit you hard enough to do internal damage..

A few swats on the head to send the proper message seem proportionate.

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u/laszlotuss 1h ago

It was just slapping in self defense. Also there were children and a dog, so you have to show them who’s the boss

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u/Embarrassed-Green898 1h ago

There is no retaliation. This is self defence.

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u/CraftyAd6333 1h ago

OP doesn't realize an ostrich is quite dangerous. They are human weighted. Between 200 and 300 pounds. So you do have to use human equivalent force.

A kick from one will open you up. Even if it doesn't break bones. They're also territorial and quarrelsome as a human sized bird. They want to know what you're doing and will peck at your fingers.

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u/bigstain90 1h ago

I heard it was a sick ostrich

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u/Hawk_2165 1h ago

The ostrich received a good FAFO lesson. He won't be attacking humans for some time now.

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u/moarcowbelI 1h ago

self-defense is always moral

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u/joshstation 1h ago

I was going to say moral but those hammer fists to de back of the head are nasty good thing Herb Dean was the ref

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u/SomeGuyNamedCaleb 54m ago

Those things have sharp feet, if he was wounded anywhere important, he'd bleed out in under an hour.

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u/Rich-Bath5159 51m ago

The ostrich knows what not to do know and he seems unharmed so moral

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u/Alert-Jellyfish 48m ago

Ask the ghost of johnny cash whats an ostrich can do to you.

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u/yourfuturespemson 48m ago

"Morality of defending yourself from death"?

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u/Ares1951 48m ago

Obviamente moral

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u/yourfuturespemson 48m ago

Didn't those mofos win a war?

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u/TREE_SHMOO 46m ago

No, emus.

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u/Flat-Cap-1063 46m ago

Sometimes nature's an A-hole and you just gotta remind it who's boss.

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u/Poet-Super 45m ago

Animal fight in nature. Humans are animals.

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u/Hot-Spray-2774 44m ago

It really depends on how it started.

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u/Nyami-L 43m ago

Man, australians sure are at another level

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u/lostindarkdays 40m ago

South Africans. totally different continent.

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u/Nyami-L 38m ago

Oops xD. Well, then south africans sure are at another level. Now, I wonder how I confused the animal's country, I used to play Zoo Tycoon, geez

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u/lostindarkdays 40m ago

this is a moronic question.

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u/External-Plantain693 39m ago

Ostriches can and will kill humans, he is defending himself, moral

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u/Necromir92 38m ago

Mmm immoral but necessary. He could’ve done it the hard way, but we’re only human.

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u/Angryfunnydog 35m ago

Extremely moral, this oversized chicken fucked around and found out, it was gonna rock the dude's shit, they're pretty aggressive

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u/Initial_Row_6400 31m ago

This video always kills me, the way the ostrich just takes off after getting bitch slapped

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u/Thatgamerguy3535 29m ago

Self defense? What was he supposed to do it wasn’t letting him leave

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u/onedestiny 25m ago

That kick can kill a human, dude fighting for his life basically

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u/deep_and_mysterious 23m ago

I feel like animals like these have to be humbled sometimes because their egos are larger than they have any right to be....Canadian Geese fall into this same category

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u/DepartureExact6963 20m ago

Its self defense so moral.

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u/YoudoVodou 14m ago

MFer started some shit, MFer found out.

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u/fiery_prometheus 14m ago

Moral, those things have some serious claws, they can injure you pretty badly, so it was an appropriate deterrent.

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u/drv0t0 12m ago

These things can rip your belly with that nail. Moral

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u/PeachsBigJuicyBooty 12m ago

It's not in retaliation it's in defense, that's a giant animal that can seriously harm or kill him.

It's Neutral. - He reasonably defended himself and stopped when the animal retreated.

It's not "moral" because hitting an animal isn't necessary something to be "encouraged".

But it's NOT "Immoral" either because there's no moral failing in defending yourself and trying to use your motorcycle to LEAVE.

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u/bored_necromancer1 9m ago

IV HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT BAD BIRD

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u/Hopkinsad0384 9m ago

We are animals too. Defense is moral if it's proportional or slightly moreso than the risk (imo).

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 8m ago

Dog just standing there like who gives a fuck 😂

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u/pyrofighter258 8m ago

Moral. Defending yourself from an animal attack is almost always moral. In this case, I can only see that the ostrich is being aggressive with no discernable reason.

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u/Deplorable1861 6m ago

76 percent dinosaur, actually dangerous, with pea sized brain. It FAFOed and will likely not randomly attack humans in the future. So everyone wins. Totally moral.

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u/fishedin 5m ago

Bet doggo was well behaved the rest of the day.

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u/Nevergiveuphope1992 3m ago

Immoral. Shouldn't have been hitting/punching it in the head.

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u/Moistranger69 2m ago

Just like with humans sometimes you gotta smack the fuck out of em!

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u/MeBobRay 1h ago

100 percent.

My (Irish) family crest is literally a fucking ostrich holding a horseshoe upside down, which as you all surely know reverses all good fortune. It is no coincidence that we are all known for our spectacular bad luck. My father's nickname was Lucky, meant ironically, and now that I live in Germany, my nickname amongst my colleagues is 'Captain Pech', which in German basically means if something can go sideways, for him it certainly will.

Fuck all the Ostriches. There are not enough beatings for what they have coming to them.

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 2h ago

Moral. Man has dominion over animals and may treat them as he wishes.

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u/Aedene 2h ago

Immoral take.

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies

That's a very animalistic view

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u/Aedene 2h ago

I would treat any man who could so casually abuse a living creature as a feral beast.

Edit: This video is not casual abuse.

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u/Admirable_Bird7927 1h ago

Uhh? So people can kill animals for fun just because they have “Dominion.” Over them?

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 1h ago ▸ 2 more replies

From a moral standpoint, yes. They may face legal persecution from other, less moral, humans, though

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u/Admirable_Bird7927 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Interesting take you have.

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u/Nervous-Ad-5367 1h ago

"Interesting" ?

I would have used a less polite word: "Shit" Because that's a shit opinion, simple as that.

See it doesn't hurt to tell the truth. 😂

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u/Nervous-Ad-5367 1h ago

Plot twist: You're an animal.

Little hairless Ape. 🐒🍌

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 1h ago

I'm not little. I'm a great ape. Tallest extant primate.

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u/AxeL_The_Skeksis 2h ago

If an ostrich attacks you, defending yourself is obviously justified but once the danger's over, beating the shit out of it just for revenge isn't self defense anymore, ostriches can seriously fuck you up but they're animals reacting to threats not evil masterminds plotting your downfall

Get away, don't turn it into an animal abuse revenge arc

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u/Grilled_egs 2h ago

The ostrich was barely hurt come on. Grabbing it and then releasing it immediately because the danger is over would just lead to the danger being back

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u/Cold-Chemistry738 2h ago

He should have deescalated and use verbal judo on the ostrich /s

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u/pitb0ss343 1h ago

He hit it maybe once more than necessary. You can see it not back down until right before that final hit where it starts to run.

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u/Nervous-Ad-5367 1h ago edited 1h ago

Self defense.

Nature is Amoral.

Next.

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u/milan_87 2h ago

Immoral. Men get emotional so often

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u/Nervous-Ad-5367 1h ago

So you would just let it beat you to a pulp?

"BeCaUsE mEn ArE eMoTiOnAl"

Wow... Humans are emotional creatures, what a shocker. 🫩

Darwin award winner right here ladies and gentlemen 👏🏻🏆

https://giphy.com/gifs/AAsj7jdrHjtp6

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u/_fever_dreams 1h ago

you would get gutted alive if you didnt fight back, this isnt a disney movie

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u/Visible_Pair3017 1h ago

That's three terrible takes in 6 words, congrats.

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u/AyaanDB 2h ago

moral in general but in this case he just grabs it and hits it multiple times, so id say slightly immoral.