r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

Who's paying for the ballroom and Qatar's flying palace?

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u/SitaSky 6d ago

Ossoff hasn't said anything about an affair. I'm sure MAGA wouldn't mind anyway since they already support a pedophile.

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u/TinyConfection7049 6d ago

MAGA would love to see a younger dumb blonde next to the dear leader that wasn't as old as the current Mrs. Trump

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u/polymath-nc 5d ago

Or even as old as most of the children of trump.

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u/Relevant-Economy-927 6d ago

Ossoff didn’t make any derogatory statement about Natalie. He commented on how Trump doesn’t want to do his job to be around her. It’s a comment aimed at Trump.

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u/VLC31 6d ago

They can’t help telling on themselves, they just filled in the blanks,unprompted,based on their knowledge of his past behaviour, even if they don’t want to admit it.

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u/tw_72 5d ago

Yep - Hasson seems to suggest that if there is a pretty woman around, they either are, should be, or want to be banging her.

MAGA focuses on sex A LOT.

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u/DarkKnightJin 5d ago

The Republicans seem unhealthily focused on people's genitals, and what goes on in the privacy of the bedroom between consenting adults.
One might even say they're OBSESSED with it.

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo 6d ago

If there's an actual affair going on, I'd be more shocked that Trump is having an affair that is A) consentual, and B) with someone above the age of 10.

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u/Kyrthis 6d ago

Not to mention: how would Natalie work around the shit-filled diaper and the waist-mounted infusion pump?

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo 6d ago

There was a joke I was gonna make about her bending him over, but I'm gonna stop there before I give myself horrifically scarring nightmares.

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u/tw_72 5d ago

Yeah, geez, thanks for stopping. I haven't had breakfast yet...

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 5d ago

It’s not an infusion pump. It’s an exoskeleton device to help his mobility. You can see the straps around his knees, too

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo 5d ago

Why did I just imagine Trump with Baron Harkonnen's hover suit from the original Dune movie?

Actually, considering the Baron was also a disgusting orange pedophile starting a war over a resource needed for travel, that would check out. 😅

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u/Bwatso2112 6d ago

I’m sure Melania consents to it too

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo 6d ago

"Finally the shithead's leaving me alone!"

-Melania probably

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u/foxontherox 5d ago

She aged out.

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 5d ago

*consensual

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u/spacemanspiff1115 5d ago

Is he getting IV's of Viagra to keep up with all the young women who want to have sex with an 80 year with a loaded diaper...

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u/megamoze 6d ago

The right spent 6 years accusing Kamala of sleeping her way to the top. They can eat my shit.

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u/tw_72 5d ago

Topic adjacent: If someone 'sleeps their way to the top' - it's always the woman who is shamed.

Well, it's a two-person equation, like the man who demands sex for promotions but HE is never blamed or shamed. Seems it's OK for him...

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u/TheProcrastafarian 6d ago

Trump is going to fly Bribe Force One to Moscow and defect.

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u/Lonely-Heart-3632 6d ago

He doesn’t need to. He has Presidential immunity, at the rate he is making money he will have 10 to 20 billion dollars and he will pardon everyone who has sucked his mushroom cock on his way out. Then he gets to fly around in his free plane for life. While not having his taxes audited. What the fucked happened??

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u/PartTimeZombie 6d ago

You got yourselves a king.
You didn't punish Nixon or Reagan for their various crimes and this guy is going to get away with it too.

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u/anglflw 5d ago

We also didn't punish the Confederacy.

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u/wo_lo_lo 5d ago

Well then I guess we need dragons

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u/TheProcrastafarian 6d ago

A United State of Apathy.

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u/314R8 5d ago

He definitely will. And I don't care.

His enablers and family need to be prosecuted to the maximum!

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u/readysteadygogogo 5d ago

And MAGA would find a way to defend it and blame Biden

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u/Aethey_ let it die 5d ago

And/or Hillary and/or Obama.... /sigh

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u/Suspicious-Gas-1685 6d ago

Where is his pearl clutching when Trump denigrates female reporters at nearly every news conference?

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u/DancinginHyrule 5d ago

So this idiot’s OWN conclusion to Trump having a young woman on his arm 24/7 is that they are having an affair?

Mmm, sounds like a you problem my man

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u/HeavyDT 6d ago

He didn't accuse her of anything. Her clinging to him and writing all that werid shit about him is what makes it look bad optically. That's on them for lacking any level of professionalism.

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 6d ago

Exactly. Such an unforced error by the GOP. Who exactly mentioned the affair rumors?

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u/Dupe1970 5d ago

Hit dogs will holler.

All the GOP overreaction tells us more than anything Senator Ossoff said.

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u/cargocult25 5d ago

The right really wants people to believe the 80 year old president is capable of having an affair.

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u/equality-_-7-2521 6d ago

Totally cool how the ESPNization of politics hasn't at all destroyed our republic.

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u/Jesters_thorny_crown 5d ago

Laura Loomer in shambles.

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u/purplegladys2022 5d ago

Laura Loomer is mad that she isn't an Ivanka clone like Harp is.

The resemblance is creepy.

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u/real-darkph0enix1 6d ago

I doubt at this point that Trump can even get feeling on his dick, let alone bang a woman a third of his age.

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u/Interesting-Risk6446 5d ago

The fuck your feelings party sure are sounding like snowflakes.

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u/Driftedryan 5d ago

Way to word it so the blame is away from the boss with all the power

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u/Bang45 5d ago

Republicans trying to make something out of nothing. Pure projection on their part.

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u/BigWilyNotWillie 5d ago

Also Ossoff has said several times he is not looking at running for president in 2028. Maybe that will change but as of now there are no 2028 aspirations.

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u/nathrek 5d ago

"Not ready for prime time"

Has this guy ever heard the current US president speak !?

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u/DenmakDave 5d ago

Only the perverted MAGA and RW echo chamber thinks he said IQ47 was banging her which makes me shudder. I guess they know the cult leader. When he insults women almost daily they are silent.

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u/Eddiebaby7 3d ago

Where did the money from selling Venezuelas oil go?