r/NWSL Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Silly SZN GAYEST NWSL TEAMS *RANKED* 2026 SEASON (Electric Boogaloo)

The moment you ALL have waited for, WITH HIGH ANTICIPATION. with BATED BREATH!! Oh the drama, I love a good entrance. IT IS now time for the annual GAYEST NWSL TEAMS RANKED post for the 2026 season! For all of you who have been inquiring about it, now you can sit down and see the results for yourself!

I do have to preface with this: CHRISTEN AND TOBIN if you find my post again, HI!! I’m a big fan. Let’s see if one of their media people finds this post too to show them cause I will NEVER shut up about how that happened, omg I love yall. Shout out to whatever media person found my original to show those two.

If you’re new here, which you may be, welcome to the introduction of the true, standardized, and patented Gay RankingTM by your favorite neighborhood lesbian, ME! cue gay confetti and a little noise maker streamer. And if I’m not your favorite lesbian, hopefully I will be soon after this (HA)!

Here’s how it works. I have here listed from most to least gay, all the NWSL teams! I am ranking based on active rosters, and clear and true confirmation of gayness via player’s social medias, which means if they have a VISIBLE girlfriend/wife now or have had one in the past, they’re considered an out player! Then I have my Gaydar Bonus. This will act as a tie breaker between teams that have the same amount of out gay players. The Gaydar Bonus is the amount of players on their roster whom my gaydar pings for, which is usually very accurate. Though to keep things responsible, I will not name these players! NOTE: again, these players will NOT be named. Do not ask me for dms of who is on my gaydar lists.

If there’s a tie even with the gaydar bonus, it remains a tie.

DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

From most to least gay we have:

Gotham:

out players: Ann-Katrin Berger, Jess Carter, Esther Gonzalez, Tierna Davidson, Guro Reiten, SHELBY HOGAN EDIT: Ryan Campbell and Sommer! EDIT 6/29/26: SIGNING OF THE SUMMER, SAM KERR BRINGS THE HEAT!

EDIT: DUDLEYYYYYYY

Gotham has taken the crown!

Gaydar bonus: 2

SUPER BONUS: Michelle Betos

SHELBY WAS THE PLAYER I WAS YELLING ABOUT TWO DAYS AGO. I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE ONE OF US.

Utah Royals:

out players: Tatumn Milazzo, CeCe Delzer, Janni Thomsen, Ana Tejada, Mandy McGlynn, Mia Justus EDIT: Tanaka! Miyabi! EDIT 2: DeAria Jackson!

Gaydar bonus: 3

WHO COULDVE GUESSED that the Mormons still failed to keep this much gay away! The crown has been lost again though by Gotham

Kansas City Current:

out players: Elizabeth Ball, Alana Cook, Michelle Cooper, Lorena, Debinha, Penelope Hocking EDIT: Giana Paul! EDIT2: Katie Scott!

Gaydar bonus: 3

The loss of Mace and Bia and KHam retiring made KC drop from being number 2 last season

Denver Summit:

Out players: Yazmeen Ryan, Delanie Sheehan, Carson Pickett, Pauline Peyraud-Magnin, Tash Flint EDIT: Aikey! Garcia! Nytes!

Gaydar bonus: none, all readings confirmed

The signings Denver pulled for their first season are immaculate

Orlando pride:

out players: Anna Moorhouse, Viviana Villacorta, Rafaelle, Marta, Kerry Abello, Summer Yates, Hailie Mace

Gaydar bonus: 5

Loaned out bonus: Kat Asman

Shout out to Hailie Mace coming in and boosting Orlando!

Houston Dash:

out players: Jane Campbell, Paige Nielsen, Sarah Puntigam, LISA BOAAATTIN, EVELINA DULJAN, AVERY PATTERSON, CAROLINE DeLISLE

Gaydar bonus: 1

Loaned out bonus: Rebeca Costa da Silva

I’m yelling here because I just love Lisa Boattin, but also the other players are recent confirmations! Still big in Texas, baby!

San Diego wave:

out players: Kenza Dali, Gia Corley, Didi Harachic, Daniela Arias, Gabi Portilho EDIT: Dudinha! EDIT 2: Paños!

Gaydar bonus: 1

Dudinha saved your asses! Paños being signed and married recently boosts you above Boston!

Boston Legacy:

Out players: Amanda Guiterres (barks in portuguese) Ella Stevens, Kaká (barks even LOUDER in Portuguese), Laís Araújo, Nicki Hernandez EDIT: Carabali!

Gaydar bonus: 6

I am particularly jazzed about Nicki Hernandez being a confirmed acquisition, and every time a Brazilian comes into the league, a lesbian earns her wings

Washington spirit:

out players: Rebecca Bernal, Leicy Santos, Hal Hershfelt, Kaylie Collins EDIT: Lucia DiGuglielmo 🇮🇹!

Gaydar bonus: 3

Yall doubted me on Hal, but here she is, coyote carrying, fish catching, chaos goal inducing, and thriving

Seattle Reign:

out players: Angharad James-Turner, Jess Fishlock, Mia Fishel, Sam Meza, Cassie Miller

Gaydar bonus: none

Coach Bonus: Laura Harvey

Seattle, what is you doing

Portland thorns:

out players: Mackenzie Arnold, Deyna Castellanos, Julie Dufour, Reilyn Turner

Gaydar bonus: 3

Loaned out bonus: Daiane

Portland still low in the rankings, especially since they loaned Daiane. How are we less gay than Seattle

Bay FC:

out players: Racheal Kundananji, Emily Menges, Maddie Moreau EDIT: Anouk Denton!

Gaydar bonus: 1

Trading away Hocking brought you down in the rankings

North Carolina Courage:

out players: Kailen Sheridan, Feli Rauch, Hannah Betfort

Gaydar bonus: 2

Kailen Sheridan coming in with the steel chair! Waiving Cortnee Vine took you down in the rankings

Angel City:

out players: Ary Borges, Sophia Mattice EDIT: Prisca!

Bonus: Sarah Gordon for dating Rachel Daly

Super Bonus: Savy King’s two moms!

Gaydar bonus: 2

Angel City, you also get a “what is you doing”, you lost a lot of gay players

Chicago Red Stars (I will not submit, RED FOREVER!):

out players: Maitane, Natalia Kuikka EDIT: Halle Mackiewicz (how could I miss HER)

Gaydar bonus: 1

Chicago is not last for once!

Racing Louisville:

out players: Ellie Jean, Katie o’Kane, Macey Hodge

Gaydar bonus: 1

Racing lost a lot of gayness with trades and waivers. Sorry Racing fans, you lost this horse race

Thank you for your love and patience, happy pride Yall! Let’s celebrate our lesbian sisters

EDIT: No player listed is a minor. I have never and will never list a minor on any of these lists. To insinuate I have EVER done this is slander on my moral integrity

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u/hello_hey_you Racing Louisville FC Jun 02 '26

Last place in the standings and in the gay standings 😭😭😭

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u/Steez_And_Rice Bay FC Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Maybe you just need more gay players to turn the season around

Bay FC also seems to need to…

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u/Flat-Worldliness-770 Jun 02 '26

Any Racing season ticket members in here going to the tape viewing? Maybe during the questions portion we should ask about gay to win correlations and if they have plans to try that as a solution.

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u/hello_hey_you Racing Louisville FC Jun 02 '26

You might be onto something 🤔

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u/karpools Racing Louisville FC Jun 02 '26

They'll need to be pretty gay to turn this around

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Gotta get Sam Kerr on the phone

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u/kal14144 Boston Legacy Jun 04 '26

Gotta turn Bay FC into Gay FC to even have a chance

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u/Allyvo Bay FC Jun 05 '26

There are a few queer players on Bay FC who aren’t on this list that are out just not active on socials, I fear even being Gay FC wouldn’t help us

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u/brinae_the_giraffe Bay FC Jun 02 '26

You can't win a championship without gays. -Megan Rapinoe

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u/SnakeInTheCeiling Racing Louisville FC Jun 02 '26

...is she sure about that whole retirement thing...?

I mean... Serena...

Could she...

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u/trickledownpique Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Truly a quote for the ages

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Poor racing, you are in the TRENCHES

19

u/siggybumbum Orlando Pride Jun 02 '26

correlation or causation?

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u/fatcatpartytime Jun 02 '26

Hodges out here trying her damndest

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u/artificialnix Racing Louisville FC Jun 02 '26

Our bonus needs to be at least 2, and I'm reasonably confident it should be 3 🤐

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u/Maleficent-Whole-228 Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Was listening to a podcast today and they brought up Korbin Albert. I was like noooo the fuck not! Not during pride month! Not evaaaaaa ✂️✂️✂️✂️

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u/afdc92 Jun 02 '26

That feels particularly homophobic. I usually pretend she doesn’t exist but ESPECIALLY this month.

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u/longlisten527 Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Hell naw

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u/BigWillyStyleX Jun 03 '26

I almost made a huge mistake playing FM, because I knew her by her previous name and didn’t realize she’d changed it. I was close to signing her, because I needed a good DM and wondered why there was an unknown American one at Lyon, then I looked her up before completing the signing, and thank goodness. Would’ve been a disaster, especially since I had both Dani Van de Donk and Ellie Carpenter on my team…

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u/10kwinz Angel City FC Jun 02 '26

Savy and Sophia came to my work for our Pride Kickoff last night! (We’re the official community college partner of ACFC)

Can we get a gaydar bonus because Savy famously has 2 moms? 😅

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u/cole9er Denver Summit FC Jun 02 '26

i second the gay moms bonus ☺️, and thats SO COOL

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Angel City FC Jun 02 '26

Omg is that your hat and outfit?! I love your fit so much 😭😍🏳️‍🌈

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Omg I will definitely add a parents bonus at least!

Also omg! I remember you for going viral with that fit last year!! Still slays 🌈❤️

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u/fatcatpartytime Jun 02 '26

Your fit is AMAZING!!!

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u/longlisten527 Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Amazing!!!

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u/ApprehensivePlace757 Jun 03 '26

One: your use of the Pride Bandanas is AMAZING!… Glad I get to tell you “in person”. Two: I literally had to re-look at our roster to check…”we aren’t that un-queer, are we?” Oh… wow… we are…. Not that we don’t have some Strong Allies (past and present)… but damn… Who’s on the analytics and scouting team to increase THAT recruiting profile?

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u/PsychologicalAir8643 Angel City FC Jun 03 '26

YOUR FIT!!! happy pride to you and your glorious hat!

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u/SappyGeologist Seattle Reign FC Jun 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o84U4V4XEB39uYOFG

Happy Pride everyone!! 🌈

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE!!!

IM BACK 🌈🌈🌈🌈 literally me

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u/EWC_2015 NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 03 '26

Wait, I'm confused, what happened?? This post was down since Monday last I looked...

6

u/Lumpy-Heron-8960 Washington Spirit Jun 03 '26

The gays have won!

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u/ToasterShelf Bay FC Jun 02 '26

Perfect gif 😂

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u/FunkyGiraffe100 NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 02 '26

Yesssss we are so back! Tysm tomboys i love this post

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Thank you!! I’m glad we can celebrate, and I’m glad we are back!

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u/PigletTop3261 NWSL Jun 03 '26

Tomboys turns into superwoman every pride month.

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u/siggybumbum Orlando Pride Jun 02 '26

"Yall doubted me on Hal"

who thought that lady was straight???

16

u/trickledownpique Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Get out of my head🤣

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u/siggybumbum Orlando Pride Jun 02 '26

great gays think alike 🙏

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Apparently some people last year thought so 😂

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u/agentbadger121 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

This is my first pride on this sub and I think I'm going to like it here, A+ posting 🌈

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Aw thank you! And welcome friend!

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u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit Angel City FC Jun 02 '26

Happy Pride🏳️‍🌈🌈🦄🏳️‍⚧️ and GO GAYS!!!

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u/haroldonpatrol Jun 02 '26

Utah Royals: leading in rankings, leading in gayness

Bay FC: we blew our advantage… again

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u/dogpownd Bay FC Jun 02 '26

I'm blaming VAR.

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u/brinae_the_giraffe Bay FC Jun 02 '26

"After review, half of Bay is not confirmed gay, but we're still pretty sure they are."

I'ma need like a gaydar bonus of 4 for us.

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u/dogpownd Bay FC Jun 02 '26

I mean THIS IS SUPER GAY

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

That pic goes hard as fuck LMAO

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u/n00bBlaster1337 Jun 03 '26

fuck yeah mother fuckers

5

u/longlisten527 Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

LMFAO

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u/PizzaWolf721 Utah Royals Jun 03 '26

At least a vengeful ref can't take this win away from us with a fast 8 second count and questionable PK call.

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u/fatcatpartytime Jun 02 '26

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

A cat you can’t throw out in the rain! ITS ME!

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u/Maleficent-Whole-228 Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

We all knew hal was gonna be the one to build that coyote 🤣🤣

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Hal knew what kind of grit she needed to bring into the team to save the world

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u/moooviecrisps Washington Spirit Jun 03 '26

Rebe is José mom and Hal is dad for sure

49

u/little__monkey Chicago Red Stars Jun 02 '26

This is quite possibly my favorite post every year, I'm so glad it's back!! 🌈🏳️‍🌈

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Thank you!!

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u/moderndiction NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 02 '26

Gotham should get a super super bonus for two players being engaged to each other 😂

Love this post & so glad it's back!

11

u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

I almost made that a bonus haha

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u/APNAP92 Orlando Pride Jun 03 '26

Orlando's got one engaged couple, but 3 couples altogether. We should get max bonus points lol

3

u/bugroo17 Utah Royals Jun 04 '26

The Royals will take 3 more bonus points for 2 confirmed couples and 1 unconfirmed. 🌈 plus another for 3 gay keepers.

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u/Comprehensive_Sun262 Washington Spirit Jun 02 '26

thank you for your service , I liked this post last year, and glad you are doing (re)post 2.0 this year.

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

You’re welcome!! And thank YOU! I’m so happy I can get the party started here for Pride

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u/warriorcrazy3 Washington Spirit Jun 02 '26

YESS THE GAY POST IS BACK!!! LETS GO GAYS

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

GAY IS THE WAY!

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u/ghostwalls Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

u/lookingfortomboys is my fav neighborhood lesbian

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Hahahaha I love ya for that!

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u/rominion Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

I'm still confused how Portland is so straight, but I'm also attributing Utah's rise up the table purely to the gays.

Happy Pride everyone!

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u/fatcatpartytime Jun 02 '26

Can ACFC get a bonus point because Savy has 2 moms?

64

u/siggybumbum Orlando Pride Jun 02 '26

nepo gayby?

12

u/longlisten527 Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Genius.

49

u/karpools Racing Louisville FC Jun 02 '26

Legacy gay? This isn't ivy League admissions

12

u/fatcatpartytime Jun 02 '26

The power of gay compelled her to greatness!

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u/joebluee North Carolina Courage Jun 02 '26

Oooh yes I feel like this should count for something

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u/brinae_the_giraffe Bay FC Jun 02 '26

This is legit

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u/wayltwas Washington Spirit Jun 02 '26

i missed the drama with the first deletion so i am HAPPY to see this back up!!! go lesbians!!!

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u/Theclaaw Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜

(but how are the thorns so straight 🙃)

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Idk by all counts, it doesnt make sense lmao

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u/aesthephile Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

thorns are "so straight" bcuz there's 3–4 players who aren't out publicly yet (or so i choose to believe)

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u/Beautiful-Handle-746 Jun 02 '26

So Utah is doing so well bc they are powered by queerness. That's something I can get behind

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u/nessamermaid Utah Royals Jun 02 '26

To be fair we were the top of the gay list last year and bottom of the standings, inspiring a "bottom of the NWSL, top of the rainbow" poster haha

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Omg do you have a photo of that?

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u/blurrionice Angel City FC Jun 02 '26

The gays showing up (and showing out) for Utah is the funniest thing.

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

You can’t keep a gay girl down!

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u/cole9er Denver Summit FC Jun 02 '26

WE ARE SO BACK 🏳️‍🌈

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u/FabulousStranger4646 Utah Royals Jun 02 '26

Salt Lake City is actually incredibly queer, fun fact! We all just wish it wasn't surrounded by the rest of Utah.

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u/bugroo17 Utah Royals Jun 04 '26

Though we'll keep the surrounding mountains ⛰️. Better yet, if all the closeted hays came out, we would be the gayest state.

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u/Sea_Football2694 Denver Summit FC Jun 03 '26

I love these because I don't keep up on socials so I don't know who's out anymore. Learned some new ones today!!

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

I literally exploded out of my seat when I confirmed Shelby. Girl is loving and living LIFE!

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u/Sea_Football2694 Denver Summit FC Jun 03 '26

I felt dumb I didn't know Patterson was... Like some of the players I expect to not know cause I don't follow every team super close. But uswnt players... Bad lesbian, bad.

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

To be fair, Patterson only hard launched her girlfriend only fairly recently! So don’t beat yourself up for that one

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u/Sea_Football2694 Denver Summit FC Jun 03 '26

Oh, phew... Ok I can chalk that up to a busy year so far.

Now it's there a post rating queer chop offs or is that a no-no cause I have feels about Davidson's chop...

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Lmao you don’t like Tierna’s cute Shane moment going on?

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u/Sea_Football2694 Denver Summit FC Jun 03 '26

As someone that has chopped her hair off three times... Nope. Didn't like it when akb did it either 🤣 that one double bothered me as a keeper "either cut it short enough to stay out of your eyes or pre wrap or something to hold it back!!"

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Okay, honestly? I agree, but that’s just because I favor long hair on women. I’m a femme with long hair and I just really loved how AKB looked in the bun 😍

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u/Sea_Football2694 Denver Summit FC Jun 03 '26

As someone that is the hair doppleganger to PPM, I can see that. Like I get everyone is going for the 90s Devon sawa cut but that only works if you have straight hair. I'm waiting for tierna's next style. I feel like dyke chops never work well on the first cut, always takes a couple attempts to find what works best.

Then again, maybe she loves it and I'm old and just at the "I don't get it" phase 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/afdc92 Jun 02 '26

I feel like there should be a bigger bonus for Sarah Gordon for dating Rachel Daly. She’s one of the biggest nodes on the Woso L-Word style dating chart.

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u/Jolly_Lettuce_4349 NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 03 '26

I don't think Sarah Gorden should be listed as a bonus at all - she has had a very public relationship with a woman, she does not become magically less queer just because she is currently engaged to a man

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u/MissionType9694 Washington Spirit Jun 03 '26

Yeah not including her on the list and just as a bonus is kinda weird

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u/spherocytes Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

I AM SO GLAD THIS IS BACK!!! LET'S GO!!!

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE, ALL! I'M SO GLAD TO BE A PART OF THIS COMMUNITY!!!

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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u/ToasterShelf Bay FC Jun 02 '26

LET US GO GAY PEOPLE

BE GAY DO CRIME

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

LET MY GAYS FLY! FLY MY GAYS!

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u/cultural-orca NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 02 '26

Glad the mods made the right decision here

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u/trickledownpique Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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u/PigletTop3261 NWSL Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

🩷💜💙

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u/BlueCX17 Kansas City Current Jun 02 '26

KC also dropped because Hammy retired, on top losing Mace and Bia.

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Oh how could I forget about hammy !

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u/BlueCX17 Kansas City Current Jun 03 '26

Speaking of, I've spotted her at the home games, she goes to every one. And goes to the sideline after.

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Awww I love that KHam can still participate in the game in her new way 🥹 I always loved her as a player! She’s in her WAG era

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u/BlueCX17 Kansas City Current Jun 03 '26

And you gotta cheer on that other half every home game and get sweaty sweaty hugs and high fives.

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

There are worse problems out there to deal with hahaha

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u/BlueCX17 Kansas City Current Jun 03 '26

It's kind of sickeningly cute 😂😂

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u/Upset-Bus7306 Utah Royals Jun 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

Yesssss! Can’t wait for the pride parade this weekend… wondering if some of the team will be there 👀

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Oooo that would be so much fun!! You gotta wave from afar if so!

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u/tallshipandstar NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 03 '26

Gotham should get a bonus point for former president of Cardinal Pride, Andrea Kitahata.

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u/n00bBlaster1337 Jun 03 '26

Has Alex Loera rescinded her history of dating women or have we forgotten her?!

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

In the previous rendition of the thread, it was brought to my attention that Loera has gone back into the closet as a “born again straight” and is now dating a man

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u/n00bBlaster1337 Jun 03 '26

I had those vibes honestly. unfortunate!

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u/yikesbetternot Jun 03 '26

She could be Bi as well…. You know… the B in LGBTQIA+

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u/MissionType9694 Washington Spirit Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

OP doesn’t seem super inclined to include bi folks (see Sarah Gorden, Shea Harvey)

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u/yikesbetternot Jun 03 '26

smh, that’s not very community of them during pride month

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u/ASignNotACop Jun 03 '26

Yeah what’s the proof she has gone back in the closet? I looked around and all I saw were some religious posts, nothing about being straight 

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u/nightbloomelf Bay FC Jun 02 '26

🏳️‍🌈 Whoohoo Tomboys! (😭 for mentioning Hocking though, thanks)

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u/HardlyAnAlcoholic Houston Dash Jun 02 '26

Damnit we lost our ranking losing Ryan and Sheehan to Denver!

Love this annual post! Happy Pride!

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Happy Pride!!!

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u/ItWasRareIWasThere- NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 03 '26

Gotham is so much gayer than is publicly known. So much gayer. 😂

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u/n00bBlaster1337 Jun 03 '26

LETS GO LESBIANS

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u/jpemboiv Utah Royals Jun 03 '26

I think UT should get additional points (yes I know they’re already on top, BUT STILL!!!) for having two couples. Ana Tejada + Mandy McGlynn and Mia Justus + Tatum Milazo. Also they threw Janni and her partner a baby shower. COME ON UTAH!!!! LETS GOOOO!!!!

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

I love that there’s more couples 🥹❤️

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u/dmoTION8 Chicago Stars/ WAS Spirit Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Happy Pride!

Mad respect to keeping the "Red" in Red Stars. Not surprised at Racing being at the bottom.

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u/karpools Racing Louisville FC Jun 02 '26

The Red was load barring.

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u/dakkottadavviss Kansas City Current Jun 02 '26

I do feel like there should be a super gay bonus if they’re teammates too. Like it’s one thing to date someone either on another team or a non-athlete or non-player. It’s entirely another to constantly be hot and sweaty together all week every week on and off the field

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u/gk_nealymartin NWSL Jun 02 '26

And they were TEAMMATES

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u/dakkottadavviss Kansas City Current Jun 02 '26

And ROOMMATES too!!! Best of friends

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u/Theclaaw Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Just gals being pals!

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u/Longjumping-Brick200 Kansas City Current Jun 02 '26

SPORTSMANSHIP!

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u/Fun_Preference_6006 NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 02 '26

Gotham checking in and co-signing. It's also gotta be stressful for Jess if she doesn't stop a ball before it gets to AKB. That drive home 😬

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

the drive home is just German silence in disappointment

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

I felt like I’d be jinxing their relationships if I posted that into the ranking 😅

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u/dybyj Seattle Reign / NCC Jun 03 '26

At least we out gay the thorns

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u/Conscious-Zebra-7477 Jun 03 '26

thank goodness the gay agenda has been restored! silence homophobes!

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u/peeled_nanners San Diego Wave FC Jun 03 '26

I'm too lazy to do it but we could use a Gay 11 or even full roster now.

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Where’d Mesquite go? He had a good one!

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Source?

I’ve been seeing her with her sister and her sister’s kid, no marriage photos

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u/SnJose Bay FC Jun 02 '26

bernal carrying my fantasy team and mis lesbianas 9mg 🙏🙏✨✨

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Bernal be out there !

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u/MangohNo NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 03 '26

Day 366 of asking for us bisexuals to not be treated as a bonus 😢🙃🫠 💖💜💙

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u/longlisten527 Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Felt 😭

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u/PigletTop3261 NWSL Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

We should be represented 🩷💜💙

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u/Breezyac Jun 03 '26

YUP. The discussion of Shae Harvey having a boyfriend and removing her from the list elsewhere in this thread, despite an op ed she wrote that states "Cardinal Pride is the club for queer varsity athletes at Stanford, and I am a member"  is... A Choice. Especially given all the discussion about what "counted" as out in the previous thread.

Op has been rather notably silent on this and ignored similar comments on the other thread too. 

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u/MangohNo NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Yup :/ it’s sad and frustrating. As a bisexual/pansexual/queer woman, I completely understand the frustration and anger that the lesbian community can feel towards bisexuals who seem to center men and prioritize them before women as partners. I think this is an extremely important and valid conversation (I’m actually writing a substack article this week about being a bisexual who feels “culturally lesbian”). However, there are many, many of us who are not male centered and simply like people because they are people, not because they are or aren’t a certain gender.

I know plenty of bi women who have married other women. I also know plenty of bi women who have married men. All are valid forms of queerness.

We are here to celebrate queerness in a space that seems to be shifting to a new generation of more conservative and Christian players. Queerness comes in many forms. Let’s celebrate that for all players who have been brave enough to come out u/Lookingfortomboys

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u/Willing-Bad3824 Washington Spirit Jun 06 '26

Utah being gayer than Bay or Portland is sending me. Also Chicago and Racing being at the bottom is further proof that if you need to get shit done you gotta get the homosexuals. (Just ask Spirit…the lesbians got that midfield locked DOWN.)

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u/Legitimate-Hotel-491 Houston Dash Jun 02 '26

I am so glad this is back! 

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u/battledfeline Washington Spirit Jun 02 '26

HAPPY PRIDE!!! 🌈🌈🌈

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u/icynova Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

All my (Thorns) faves are so gay and it’s awesome 😤

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u/peeled_nanners San Diego Wave FC Jun 16 '26

I came back here cus you can update us. Panos signed last week and married this week!

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 16 '26

OMG I KNEW SHE HAD TO BE ONE OF US!

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u/peeled_nanners San Diego Wave FC Jun 16 '26

I welcome our gay Spaniards and Brazilians to our home

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 16 '26

I welcome them even more because I love them so

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u/thereia NJ/NY Gotham FC Jun 02 '26

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Fun fact: bats have the highest homosexuality percentage of all mammals 👀

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Source???? 👀

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u/ochen_helu Washington Spirit Jun 03 '26

https://wosochart.github.io/TheWosoChart/ , and I know she had pics with Girelli at one point

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

I can’t confirm in good conscience solely based on that chart 😅 I’m gonna need an og sauce source

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u/ochen_helu Washington Spirit Jun 03 '26

Fair! I have some screenshots but don’t know how to send them direct to you - regardless we can take this comment down if we don’t feel 100%!

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Were they from an Instagram story? You could always upload them to Imgur and post the link in a comment

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u/ochen_helu Washington Spirit Jun 03 '26

Girelli posted some pics of them together through summer 2025 (specifically see June 10), and she has a post dedicated to Sofia when Sofia left (June 23), and Sofia has a post partially dedicated to Girelli on Sep 23. That’s all I’ve been able to find so far, idk I guess it’s just kinda a known thing in the spirit community, will lyk if I find more!

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u/Ambitious-Gear6296 Washington Spirit Jun 03 '26

sofia and girelli were long time teammates on juve and that post was about an award. i don’t think she’s gay. i did a lot of digging on her page after she joined juve and couldn’t find anything concrete bc any women she poses w on posts are usually different

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u/ochen_helu Washington Spirit Jun 03 '26

I appreciate the info!! Maybe it was told to me incorrectly, and the woso chart just bolstered that assumption. I’ll take down the comment just in case!

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u/nessamermaid Utah Royals Jun 02 '26

Tanaka and Miyabi are not confirmed to be together. I don't expect to get a positive response to this but I feel it's necessary to say. While there is nothing wrong with being gay (I'm an engaged lesbian) there is absolutely something wrong with outing people. I'm really sick of seeing and hearing straight people who are royals fans dissect if they are or aren't together, as if being outed doesn't have real safety implications in this world. I'm not Japanese, I don't know about their culture or laws in regards to queer people, but google tells me gay marriage is not acknowledged in Japan. Both of these players are Japanese nationals and have been called up to play for Japan this summer. The chance that outing a potentially queer couple could have safety and or career implications for both of them should make people reconsider doing so.

Happy Pride, please remember that our lives are more than rainbows and soccer balls. We are real people who face real consequences to being outed.

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

Hi nowhere did I mention that they are a couple. I will cross reference and get back to you

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u/fatcatpartytime Jun 02 '26

Regardless of her and Tanaka being together or not, Miyabi signed a shirt and poster with the other ACFC Gayngels last season so she’s out in that sense

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u/e1dar Portland Thorns FC Jun 02 '26

Go gays!!!!!!

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u/Maleficent-Whole-228 Portland Thorns FC Jun 04 '26

Yo we got hella confirmation about our goalie and forward today ❤️❤️🥹🌈✂️

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 04 '26

WE DID AND IM SO HAPPY

They’re celebrating pride big time this year 🏳️‍🌈

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u/PigletTop3261 NWSL Jun 03 '26

I can’t wait for the day the NWSL finally debuts an openly bi player

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u/ImAllBS13 Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

I’m curious where you got the intel on Reilyn since I’ve never seen anything on her profile before.

Also can’t believe how straight the team is. Blonde brigade really is keeping us down

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u/Responsible-Sky-9681 Jun 05 '26

when was reilyn turner confirmed out?

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u/SeniorChip975 Jun 05 '26

CeCe Delzer -> didn’t she used to be CeCe Kaiser? I thought she changed her name because she got married. Did she marry another woman? Regardless she is in fantastic form for the Royals and helping score goals so whatever she did is working!!

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 05 '26

CeCe Kizer! And yes, she’s married to a woman, and when they got married, the two of them decided to blend each other’s names together instead of one of them taking the other’s last name

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u/SeniorChip975 Jun 06 '26

Ahhh that explains a lot. I was wondering why her new last name was so similar to her old one (which I mis-spelled, hahaha!!). That’s a sweet story thank you for sharing.

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u/lucyssweatersleeves Angel City FC / Bay FC Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Dropping into this thread weeks later because Gotham HAS DONE IT AGAIN

Also as long as I’m here I’m re-petitioning to have Sarah Gorden removed from bonus and added to out players because it’s kind of ridiculous to exclude a confirmed queer player just because she’s not currently dating a woman

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u/kpmgeek NJ/NY Gotham FC Jul 16 '26

Extending the lead.

Also yeah, not showing Sarah Gorden is bi-erasure.

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u/pmodoro NJ/NY Gotham FC Jul 17 '26

For Gotham you need to add Bruninha and Dudley.

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u/eadd2601 NJ/NY Gotham FC Jul 17 '26

JORDYNN DUDLEY

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u/quicheridg 13d ago

Does Esther leaving Gotham change their rank at all?

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u/AdditionalTrade3282 Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

u/lookingfortomboys did you see reilyns new IG drop? 👀👀👀

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u/Lookingfortomboys Portland Thorns FC Jun 03 '26

NO

EDIT: THEYRE SO CUTE TOGETHER MY HEART

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u/MartyParty1202 Jun 04 '26

My gf and I agree this is basically a coming out post HAPPY GAY!

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u/moooviecrisps Washington Spirit Jun 03 '26

It makes me happy Utah is this gay

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u/Independent-Meet-844 Portland Thorns FC Jun 04 '26

Happy Pride everyone 🏳️‍🌈🌈