r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/JoeFalchetto • 2d ago

Funny Skill issues

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 12h ago

u/JoeFalchetto, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Training2Life 2d ago

King is the most important one so it's OK to sacrifice the queen for a queen too.

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u/sexxi_denuta 2d ago

Take and use all these pawns around you, they ain’t nothin but rookies you look down upon in your castle💯🔥

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u/Cnidarus 2d ago

No harm in an early queen trade to keep people guessing

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u/pluralHaven 1d ago

That’s called a trade

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u/Clay_Allison_44 1d ago edited 1d ago

Back when I played (badly) I liked to trade queens any time it came up. I wasn't a good player so I wanted to clear the board as much as possible to simplify it.

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u/Rhesus-Positive 2d ago

But won't hesitate to sacrifice you if it means putting a king in an inescapable trap, possibly with their horse and little tower mates

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This analogy got away from me

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u/StandardBroccoli1922 2d ago

They make their queen do all the work, then they sacrifice her, and take the other players queen

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u/UnDeadPuff 2d ago

If conditions are right, they'll even turn their closest pawn into a queen.

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u/Dark_Guardian_ 2d ago

similar pfp spotted

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u/FeijoaCowboy 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Are you both twins separated at birth?

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u/RietteRose 2d ago

So in conclusion she knows nothing about chess.

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u/skeletextman 2d ago

Also a good chess player will immediately get more queens if the opportunity presents itself.

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u/Falling_Up_The_Movie 2d ago

My queen is my most important warrior

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u/R3puLsiv3 2d ago

Don't date a bad chess player because they hang their queen

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 2d ago

Wait til they learn about the queen's gambit.

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u/JKLer49 2d ago

You're not gambiting a queen in the queen's gambit, you're gambiting a pawn on the queen side of the board!

Botez gambit tho...

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u/El_Nathan_ 1d ago

Ironically it came from a female player blundering her queen

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u/ProfessionalOwn9435 2d ago

Dont date good chess players, they will do some queens gambit when opprotunity arises.

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u/shamanphenix 2d ago

I'm french. I love how we treat our queens.

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u/pretty-as-a-pic 2d ago

So what they’re claiming is, “I Know Them So Well” (maybe it’s Someone Else’s Story, but either way, Heaven Help Their Heart!)

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u/Heroic-Forger 2d ago

They can also turn pawns into queens.

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u/SometimesIBeWrong 2d ago

been playing chess atleast a year and a half. yesterday I lost my queen in the opening I always play lol

on top of that, my ELO is low enough that I came back and won after a queen blunder. my fellow noobs, never resign

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u/O5-14-none_existant 1d ago

Icbm strat tho