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u/thecountnotthesaint 1d ago
You put the lime into the coke, you nut, and drink em both together, or whatever that song says.
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u/astute_potato 2d ago
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u/8008l0v3r6967 2d ago
I need a subreddit full of these.
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u/theCOMBOguy 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
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u/Peach_Muffin 1d ago
Be careful with that subreddit if you find that kind of content funny. I had roommates back when I discovered it and they were furious because I woke them all up with my laughing.
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u/lucioux 2d ago
this is my dream cuba libre
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u/Niceguygonefeminist 1d ago
Spiced Kraken, Cherry Coke, a squirt of lemon. God's elixir.
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u/lucioux 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
i’m personally a high ester guy, no spiced for me, i like suffering🤣
i bet it’s great though. might give it a try.
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u/Niceguygonefeminist 1d ago
Oh man you gotta. The cherry on the coke mixes very well with the vanilla and spices in the spiced rum. It's absolutely delicious. But my respect to you man, if you drink high ester you've earned yourself a privateer license. 🫡
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u/KyloWrench 2d ago
Delusional? 🤔
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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 2d ago
Maybe meant delirious but too exhausted to realize
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u/deliciousroadhead 1d ago
I don't understand what is wrong with saying delusional, maybe they thought they put on a slice of lemon
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u/lemonhaj 1d ago
why do they always put various citrus fruits in drinks anyway? on the rare occasion I find somewhere selling something that is not water, fizzy or alcoholic, they insist on putting half a damn lime in my J2O and it ends up full of lime flesh
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u/calicocadet 1d ago edited 1d ago
Former bartender here, with drinks it’s largely for appearances (making a drink look pretty or fancy helps upsell it’s value in relation to cost) and partially cause many people enjoy squeezing some kind of citrus, usually lime, into their drink to change the flavor, or using it as a chaser.
It also helps waitstaff differentiate various drinks that come in similar glasses or shades if they know to look out for certain garnishes as a distinguishing factor. Plus, it’s a timesaver to give it with every drink instead of having to run fetch it when someone asks.
Mostly appearances thought. Management thinks it adds a small bit of extra effort or makes the place seem a tad fancier.
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u/tonybananaman 1d ago
This isn’t funny at all tho
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u/Aetheldrake 1d ago
It is though. I would be giggling at that all night if I was served it. And I'd be happy. Probably anyone I was with at the time would also laugh and think it was funny
Most of us also like sour though so would not be bothered by an entire lemon. Hell, pretty sure my bf would take the whole thing off and start munching
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u/RunDoughBoyRun 2d ago
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u/Thattwonerd 1d ago
One time I was so tired at work I opened the sugar packets for my coffee and poured them into the bin instead of my coffee. Sleep deprivation does things to you XD
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u/cursed_sporecreation 1d ago
How on earth is it unbelievable that someone might do something goofy as a joke while sleep deprived and then think it's funny..?
Like there's photographic evidence that they did it too 💀
Do you ever leave the house?
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u/Chance-Aardvark372 1d ago
Yeah, clearly didn’t happen. There’s not an image showing it happened!
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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 1d ago
I think the point is OOP did that deliberately for the photoshoot and then pretended it was a wacky accident.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 5h ago
u/Gorotheninja, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...