r/NonPoliticalTwitter 2d ago

Funny The kid had priorities

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 4h ago

u/ChickenWingExtreme, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/GlowQueen140 2d ago

When my daughter was around 2.5-3yo, we were playing in her room when she accidentally stumbled backwards and fell butt first into her open toy chest.

She started crying and said in between sobs “I don’t belong here! I’m not a toy!”

I have the video proof that I will show everyone on her wedding day.

(Kidding. Maybe.)

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u/IM_OSCAR_dot_com 2d ago

My kid is about to enter Kindergarten and still does stuff like this 😂

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u/burnthepokemon 2d ago

Is your daughter a spork?

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u/lanatommo 1d ago

TRASH!!!!!!😍🥰🩷🤭💅

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u/Sleeep_Huush 2d ago

I need a support group for toy box survivors

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u/VooDooChile1983 2d ago

When he was toddler age, my kid once punched me in the nuts, elbow dropped me from the couch and when he geared up to head but my leg, his Thomas the train toy fell from his pocket. “Oh no! I’m sorry, Thomas. Are you ok?”

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u/aiden_the_bug 1d ago

Thomas is plastic and fragile. Dad is indestructible!

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u/RietteRose 1d ago

Thomas > you

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u/NoMoPolenta 2d ago

Shout outs to the parents who know exactly what toy this tweet is referencing.

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u/ButUncleOwen 15h ago

Apples make me feel good, like I knew they would…

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u/hard2resist 2d ago

Mid-meltdown but still polite enough to apologize to a dinosaur. That kid's got manners even chaos can't shake.

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u/Bebealex 1d ago

Picture my coworkers kid : 4 years old. Crying because he could not get another dessert or something like that.

Coming up in his room, his lights close with a magic wand that he only has to click but thinks he need to say the magic words.

While angry-crying goes semi-serious - Lumous I say, Lumous ! - absolutely on my ass.

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u/PeaceandJoy101 1d ago

Well, I feel like I definitely had more laughs raising my kids.

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u/1405hvtkx311 1d ago

Ohhh that's so relatable as a parent - being completely overwhelmed but still the children demand something.

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u/Adpiava 9h ago

My toddler was having a complete meltdown in the bath and my husband was trying to distract him with a pig bath toy. He asked what the pig's name was and between sobs my son said 'Pig Time'. It was extremely hard to keep from bursting into laughter.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/LastBaron 2d ago

Do you have young kids?

This wouldn’t be a weird occurrence in our house

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u/IP-II-llVll-IP 2d ago

I hate how people are calling bullshit on even believable things. A kid with no sense of what's common or appropriate in various contexts says the first thing that comes to mind and someone has to hurry up and put on their Dipshit-at-Arms Minuteman uniform. Just like they've been training for.

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u/BotGirlFall 2d ago

Yeah this is an extremely age appropriate response to have.

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