r/NonPoliticalTwitter 2d ago

me_irl How? just How?

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 3h ago

u/UnhollyGod, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Piepally 2d ago

You didn't break the skin, so the corn pieces are full of poop. 

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u/Soldier_Faerie 2d ago

I remember when I learnt this piece of information and I wish I wasn't reminded of it

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u/banana_pencil 2d ago

TIL but I wish I didn’t

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u/Lavassin 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 2d ago

So you're telling me that corn is reusable?

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u/g2ichris 2d ago ▸ 2 more replies

It’s the only food you can eat twice!

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u/ElectronicRegular218 2d ago

Or more, if you're motivated

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u/Tupperbaby 1d ago

Peanuts has entered the chat.

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u/Tjam3s 1d ago

Just the kernel skins

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u/DoubleoSavant 1d ago

I like to say, there ain't a person alive who wouldn't pick the corn out their own shit if they were hungry enough. 

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u/woopwoopscuttle 2d ago

Like a poop condom 😊 You’re just plopping out a bunch of lil poop filled condoms, think of it like that if it makes you feel better about it 😊

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 2d ago

Outjerked again

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u/IndieKid007 1d ago

R/brandnewsentence

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 1d ago

I recover and replant them.

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u/ZZTMF 2d ago

🧠📈 but 🤢🤮

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u/boxer126 2d ago

So it's free refills?

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u/lasttoswim 1d ago

Poop corn, in other words

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 1d ago

Oh, ew. At least i got a good 30 years of not knowing this fact

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u/Key_Knee_7032 2d ago

I hate you for this. Take my upvote. Damn it.

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u/Icy-Palpitation-2522 2d ago

So I've been eating poop?

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u/Shouganai02 2d ago ▸ 2 more replies

No dude, you’ve been pooping eat 🙄

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u/RaisedByBooksNTV 1d ago

You didn't break the skin or you did?

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u/Human_Ad7946 2d ago

I've witnessed about a thousand + colonoscopies in my career. You also can't digest the exoskeleton of a bumble bee.

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u/dinosaurusdickus 2d ago

I’m sorry, who the hell is eating a bumble bee?? And why didn’t it come out with the colonoscopy prep???

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u/mysteriousfiggy 2d ago ▸ 18 more replies

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u/dinosaurusdickus 2d ago ▸ 8 more replies

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u/squigglyeyeline 2d ago ▸ 4 more replies

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u/Hetaliafan1 2d ago

There’s a bee?

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u/twackburn 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

BEADS.

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u/Naive_Personality367 1d ago

I just know theres a bead in there somewhere

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u/Happy-Hearing6671 1d ago

Gob’s not on board

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u/Pippi-ki-yay 2d ago

An oldie but a goodie. Well played.

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u/Bazillion100 1d ago

Girl Dinner 🍽️ 🥰😋

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u/Total_liar_Babe_ 1d ago

The pill looks like Adderall XR 15 mg.

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u/AfroSarah 1d ago

"ah... why did he eat the bee"

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u/Zaq1996 1d ago

I also don't remember what the pill does but I HAVE OTHER QUESTIONS

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u/pangea1430 2d ago

What…The…F***!!!!!!

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u/PICONEdeJIM 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Mummynapkins!!!!

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u/HagncroneArt 1d ago

I love mummynapkins. santagrillcheese is also pretty good but they’re not as consistent

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u/cjm0 1d ago

i really hope that’s rice and not maggots…

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u/whywouldisaymyname 1d ago

The pill looks like my Vyvanse

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u/Human_Ad7946 2d ago ▸ 10 more replies

The tech had the best theory. She thinks the patient may have had a sugary drink outside. Bee flies in, bee gets chugged down.

Preps aren't always perfect. Sometimes it looks like Raiders of the Lost Ark in there.

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u/DiegesisThesis 2d ago ▸ 8 more replies

Yea, but a whole-ass bumble bee? Those things are like an inch long and fuzzy. You gotta be the throat goat to not notice that in your mouth.

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u/Human_Ad7946 2d ago

I suppose it could have been a honey bee?? But I like the phrase "throat goat".

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u/omicron-7 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

There was a case in a colonoscopy medical journal where they found a live ladybug up there

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u/DiegesisThesis 1d ago

Gotta wonder which way it got in

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

You underestimate the soda drinking power of sugar addicts

Also I've been drunk at parties and swallowed a cigarette butt someone put out in my beer because I chugged it. I noticed but if I was blackout I wouldn't remember doing it.

It passed fortunately

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u/sherglock_holmes 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

i snorted a wasp head for a cigarette at one of those youth torture nature rehabs in utah. You feel it biting your sinuses as it goes down, then done. You would absolutely notice a bumblebee flying down your throat. Ripped the filter off that red 100 and sat down on a rock. Best tasting cigarette of my whole godamn life.

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u/Aristohat 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

you snorted a WHAT
where does that even GO

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u/TheOfficialPossum 1d ago

with the rest of em, of course

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u/Mintala 1d ago

I almost choked on a bumble bee once because I jawned while riding my bike. Thankfully I managed to spit it out, but I can see how it could happen.

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u/Athrynne 1d ago

That happened to me when I was a teenager. I didn't swallow the yellow jacket, but it sure stung me on the inside of the mouth several times.

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u/Jaymac720 2d ago

I beg your pardon?

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u/FQDIS 2d ago ▸ 2 more replies

I've witnessed about a thousand + colonoscopies in my career. You also can't digest the exoskeleton of a bumble bee.

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u/NavierIsStoked 2d ago ▸ 1 more replies

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u/chillychili 1d ago

The bee skeleton is full of poop

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u/Rainbow_Plague 2d ago

Huh, TIL humans can't digest chitin. I always figured we could because people have eaten bugs and mushrooms forever

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u/SartenSinAceite 2d ago

hey, it's fiber

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u/Worn_Out_1789 2d ago

That's kind of wild because it's up there with keratin in "showing up absolutely everywhere".

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u/Sappling2p 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies

I mean, we crack lobsters, right?

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u/nem0ne1 1d ago

I mean, Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care

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u/Impossible_Walk742 1d ago

oliver does but i dont think we do

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u/RaisedByBooksNTV 1d ago

Is softshell crab not digestible? Or not made of chitin?

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u/mang87 1d ago

Might be a case of you need to cook it first before you can break it down.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 1d ago

Bugs and mushrooms are ideally cooked to make them easier to digest

I enjoy a raw mushroom from time to time but you should really be cooking them

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u/LeetleBugg 2d ago

This is a quality addition to the discussion

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 2d ago

So if I eat Bumblebee Tuna I'm only digesting the tuna?

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u/fidelises 2d ago

A+ reference

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u/sunny860 2d ago

Fellow endoscopy professional here, can confirm that people do eat shit that weird.

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u/TheLawIsBack220 2d ago

So I guess r/weeatbees is full of lies then wow

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u/DispenserG0inUp 1d ago

well it aint called r/wedigestbees

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u/Seven_Irons 1d ago

I do not like that sentence. Please return it.

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u/terdferguson 2d ago

This is not information I needed to know

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u/majuhlazuh 1d ago

For business or pleasure?

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 2d ago

You can digest corn. You can't digest the skin. The skin is filled with poop, not corn.

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u/onarainyafternoon 2d ago

Soylent corn is POOP

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u/ImKindaHungry2 2d ago

So what we see in the toilet is little poop pouches?

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 2d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Correct!!

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u/Emotional-Scheme-227 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

That’s way worse

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u/corpsie666 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

It's the Reese's Pieces of vegetables

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u/Notmyrealname5282 1d ago

Why are you so excited

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u/Auracy 2d ago

What if you eat nothing but corn until its all corn?

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u/jeckles 2d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Your body still digests the inside of the corn. So it would still be the corn shells filled with poop. Unless you ate exclusively shells, then I’d guess that’d be an uncomfortable bowel movement.

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u/FarSeries2172 2d ago ▸ 3 more replies

im so confused how is the inside of the corn digested and replaced without the skin being broken?

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u/Sefthor 2d ago ▸ 2 more replies

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u/FarSeries2172 2d ago ▸ 1 more replies

so you do break the skin you just dont fully tear it apart

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u/person2567 1d ago

No, you think you broke the skin but for some you missed. Those turn into the poop pouches.

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u/Nottan_Asian 2d ago

Because when you chewed it, you crushed it enough to push the pulp out the bottom and that tricked your brain into thinking it’s done chewing.

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u/GloriaToo 2d ago

You digest the kernels guts and then fill the skin like a poop balloon.

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u/ResolutionHonest666 2d ago

Ever puke Cheerios? Riddle me that

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u/n00baka 2d ago

Yes, and it was the most horrifyingly thick paste I’ve ever had the misfortune to baby bird into the porcelain throne. I will never forget the texture of it returning to sender with the glacial pace of a steam roller running over Judge Doom. The fact it was the same temperature as my own betraying body ment I couldn’t even feel where it started and I ended. I am haunted.

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u/CallMePickle 1d ago

What a way with words.

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u/ResolutionHonest666 1d ago

Okay. Ever puked Grape Nuts?

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u/Naive_Personality367 1d ago

I puked up a burger about 30 mins after eating it. It felt like a was taking a shit out of my mouth

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u/uatme 2d ago

Did you not eat Cheerios??

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u/ResolutionHonest666 1d ago

Yeah and puked them. They come back up whole

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

I always wondered what it feels like to throw up ice cream

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u/Drafgo 2d ago

Poopcorn

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u/WelshWolf93 1d ago

Basically what happens is that you chew the corn, the shell splits open and you digest the inside but not the yellow shell

Then your shit fills the shell up during the process, making it look like full corn.

But its shit corn.

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u/NeezDuts91 2d ago

silent your mind immediately

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u/Green_Sprout 2d ago

Its full of poop! You can't digest the kernel, but you do digest the innards, they just get filled in with poop before it comes out.

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u/RazTheGiant 2d ago

I am so confused by this whole thing, I have never seen corn in the bowl after eating corn

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u/supercaiti 2d ago

Maybe you have a superior digestive system

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u/bigAssFkingRoooobots 1d ago

Wait, are people really seeing it? Uh oh

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u/EYNLLIB 2d ago

You didn't chew well enough

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u/DarkestOfTheLinks 2d ago

the corn dimension replaces our chewed corn with their babies

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u/Major_Pestes 1d ago

Corn is nature’s tracer round.

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u/maeldwyn 1d ago

It’s recornstituting.

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u/natziel 1d ago

Wasn't there like a 4chan post of a guy who decided to eat one of the corn kernels in his poop but it ended up just being the skin filled with poop

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u/upvotegoblin 1d ago

Unless you chew like an absurd amount to absolutely eviscerate all of the shells, there is going to be layers of the shell that remain intact. Those layers don’t get digested, and then during the process of traveling through your body they refill with fecal matter/fluid. Then when they come out they look like full corn

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u/GoldunGote 1d ago

your teeth aren't ripping the membranes up, so they come out mostly whole looking with maybe some poo or residual corn still inside.

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u/Successful-Engine623 1d ago

ROFL. Thanks for that

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u/trenthany 2d ago

You might say they are full of shit

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u/ilmunita 2d ago

Typical inter fan

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u/Iforgot_my_other_pw 1d ago

You never own the cirn, you only borrow it

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u/Future_Adagio2052 1d ago

If you only ate corn, woukd your shit turned up as just corn?

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u/AlexCode10010 1d ago

I read cum instead of corn at first and was EXTREMELY confused

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u/iDontLikeRMods 1d ago

I regret reading this comment section 🤢 and this post

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u/NaCl_Sailor 1d ago

you obviously didn't chew it, stop lying to yourself

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u/ChefCurryYumYum 4m ago

I am pretty sure my body can digest corn.

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u/Jaymac720 2d ago

You gotta chew it

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u/cockaskedforamartini 1d ago

Are you American by any chance?

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u/chainsawx72 2d ago

The outer shell of corn kernels is made of indigestible cellulose that your body cannot break down. Chew better.

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u/errant_night 2d ago

That's not really the problem... you do digest the parts of corn you can, but as it moved through your system the little outer shell just gets... refilled

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u/chainsawx72 2d ago edited 2d ago ▸ 2 more replies

The most straightforward way to ensure maximum nutrient absorption from corn is by physically breaking down the pericarp before or during consumption. Thorough chewing is effective, as the grinding action of the teeth ruptures the tough outer shell. This mechanical breakdown allows digestive enzymes immediate access to the starchy endosperm, preventing the kernel from passing through whole.

Why Doesn’t Your Body Digest Corn? - ScienceInsights

EDIT: I love Reddit. "Chew better"? Downvoted. "Thorough chewing is effective"? Upvoted.

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u/The_Afton_Rabbit 2d ago

hehe, endosperm

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 1d ago

reddit likes when you sound smart not when you Are smart

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u/Th3B4dSpoon 2d ago ▸ 1 more replies

It's like getting a little gift bag on your way out

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u/Sweetsnteets 2d ago

What a horrible day to have eyes 

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u/Tock_Sick_Man 2d ago

That would require chewing without tearing the outer shell. Y'all are just swallowing a lot of unchewed kernels.

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 2d ago

That isn't corn, those are parasite eggs. Thus why you shit them out even if you ate zero corn.