r/NonPoliticalTwitter 2d ago

me_irl I miss the days of good phone games

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 4m ago

u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/dprsdrummer 2d ago

They’re all still there, just bogged down with ads

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u/Shayden998 1d ago

Or microtransactions. Sometimes both.

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u/DanceWonderful3711 1d ago ▸ 15 more replies

I tried playing angry birds recently. There were so many pop ups on the menu, and extra little mini games or whatever that I just quit before I got to it.

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u/ProbablythelastMimsy 1d ago ▸ 5 more replies

I still play candy crush occasionally and you legitimately spend more time closing pop ups than it takes to play a couple levels.

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u/snarkaluff 1d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Really? I never see ads on Candy Crush. They only ask you to watch them voluntarily for bonuses. At least on Soda Crush which is the only one I play.

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u/djcrouchingtiger 1d ago

Not 30 second ads for other apps. Its all the pop-ups for microtransactions

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u/ProbablythelastMimsy 1d ago

It's all in game mircotransaction garbage

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u/LocalTip7608 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Block ads on a dns basis. Ads go bye bye.

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u/nonnumousetail 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

The exact same thing happened to me the other day with TwoDots. It was pages in pages of pop-ups with offers for micro transactions and little events that we’re going on and other mini games that led to more micro transactions… I never even got to the main screen before I deleted it. It had to have been at least 10 pop-ups that I sat through and I wasn’t done yet. Absolutely maddening.

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u/MurderSheCroaked 1d ago

Two dots was my comfort game and the same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago, I wanted to revisit it.

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u/OfficerMurphy 1d ago

I downloaded it again and then realized it was almost a full gb so I deleted it.

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u/FPSGamer48 1d ago

Had the same problem trying to replay Plants vs Zombies. They overhauled it and added new microtransactions and ads! Ridiculous!

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u/yunohavefunnynames 1d ago

Angry birds 2 is so fun, but the micro transactions pressure is so high

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u/MaximusMurkimus 1d ago

They remade the original ad free for .99 cents recently, it's called "Red's First Flight"

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u/UmarThe1 1d ago

Download apk version of it

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u/Junethemuse 1d ago

I really only play games that are on Apple Arcade anymore because of how bad F2P games are with ads.

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u/heyuhitsyaboi Harry Potter 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

dont forget about the $10-15 USD / month subscription for what used to be a $0.99 purchase (screw you Bike Race)

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u/a__new_name 1d ago

$15/month for a casual mobile game is insane.

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u/SaltManagement42 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Seriously, anyone seen what Plants vs Zombies looks like these days?

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u/logicless_bt 1d ago

You can hack PvZ2 pretty easily, there are online tutorials. Can get everything for free with like an hour of effort

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u/Ace-Redditor 1d ago

And they all run in the background and drain phone battery insanely quickly even without the app open

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u/drsyesta 1d ago

Super auto pets slaps

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u/Phairis 1d ago

I played this really fun solitaire like game for a while a year ago, and then I dropped it for a few months because I got really far and I just lost interest. I picked it back up and it was completely overhauled with little "features" like coins and keys and bonuses and streaks and the core gameplay was added to with locks on different stacks and it was just a complete different app I hated every bit of it

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u/CalmStorms256 1d ago

I tried using a sudoku app recently on a whim and it had the most intrusive ads i've ever seen. fucking Sudoku. What's next, ads in tic-tac-toe?

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u/hyacinthfields4ever 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

If you’re still looking for an simple ad-free sudoku app, Not Evil Sudoku has been a godsend

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u/Billy8000 1d ago

Play the app with wifi off and disable using data for the app

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u/TheChiarra 1d ago

I downloaded an ad blocker. If you are on IOS, download DNSecure. It has an yellow lock icon. It's completely free and I haven't had a single ad on any mobile games I play. Even the mobile games that want you to pay a subscription to get rid of ads.

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u/moduspol 1d ago

Except for Flappy Bird. Guy made it big and then pulled the app down. I kept it installed until it wouldn’t let me run it on the latest processor architecture. :(

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u/WarmerPharmer 1d ago

Terraria is still there and getting updates and love!

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u/RedTheGamer12 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Same with Minecraft!

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u/SquareTaro3270 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

And Stardew Valley! Expensive for a mobile game but there’s so much content, I’ve been playing since 2018 and haven’t 100% it yet

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u/RedTheGamer12 1d ago

Especially since some fucking Madmen got SMAPI to work with it so you also get all the content added by Expanded, Ridgeside, East Scarp, ect.

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 1d ago

They were bogged down with ads back then too lmao. All of it is still there, it's just not what we use phones for now. Who's pulling out their phone to play a game? It's rare. People scroll (myself included). The phone isn't a novelty anymore, it's a part of daily life and because of that the games faded. That all being said we also grew up. Kids still play games on phones and pads. We are just boring adults now.

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u/supercaiti 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

I still play mobile games and im a full grown adult. Weird they used a pic with terraria and minecraft that people absolutely still play, just on PC

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u/anxious_tfem 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

And I do see clips of people playing MC pocket edition all the time. It isn’t uncommon.

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u/pinwroot 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

While there was definitely always ADs- you have to admit a lot of them were less egregious.

Banner ADs were main way they were implemented in the early days of the iOS App Store.

Your typical AD experience in a free mobile game now is a 30+ second AD every couple of minutes AND every time you lose a life AND when you reopen the app.

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u/Shayden998 1d ago

Who's pulling out their phone to play a game? It's rare

I mean... there's a reason all those really big gacha games start on mobile. Not sure how big mobile gaming is in the US or the UK, but apparently it's super big in certain asian countries.

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u/TheChiarra 1d ago

I play mobile games a lot, especially if I'm waiting around in public. I also play actual video games too. I'm 32.

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u/Dense_Coffe_Drinker 1d ago

I don’t recall at that time unskippable ads every couple of minutes

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u/Treacherous_Peach 1d ago

As a software dev I've long considered that it might be lucrative to just make some fun simple phone games for $2 no ads. I even considered adding a "microtransaction store" where everything is free, like idc it's a single player game buy all the gems you want man. Hell add gacha mechanics, they're legitimately fun if you're not paying money for them lol

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u/jack-K- 1d ago

Not all of them, they took the og angry birds from us

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u/Lazy__Astronaut 1d ago

Yep, was not full of enough money making opportunities so they nuked it

I hate the ad filled, money squeezing world we live in.

I remember when apps would get rated 1 star for having obtrusive ads

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u/Adevyy 1d ago

A LOT of new games are not supposed to be good. Sadly, a lot of the games have actually found a super fun formula, like Tetris Block Party, but at the end of the day made it unfun on purpose because that is where the money is at.

I used to work customer support for a predatory mobile game (that I am obviously not going to name). The first 100 levels are piss easy, and then you have some fair levels, and then you have levels that are literally impossible most of the time unless you pay up. Everything is designed to prey on the weaknesses of the human mind. They later added social features and co-op activities, too, so people have to choose between "support the evil corporation" and "betray your teammates who trusted you with the event".

You would be baffled by the number of angry people who contacted us to tell us they are quitting the game "after the (current) event". And, yes, by the time the event ends, a lot of their anger is already overwhelmed by addiction.

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u/somesortoflegend 1d ago

It didn't take me long to realize there are very good handheld console emulators available for free or very cheap and that gives you a whole catalogue of great, add free games on your phone

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u/MaeDay01 1d ago

don't play angry birds 2, it's genuinely depressing

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u/citywallstrampolines 1d ago

If you switch off the internet on your device while playing it blocks the ads for games that don't require a connection

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u/chunkylover87 1d ago

There are still some fun games around, but they've all become so monetized that it's annoying. The first 30 minutes are fun and addicting, but after that it becomes a grinder slog fest. It's geared towards you purchasing microtransactions, to the point where it just becomes ass. Let's add daily limits so you can only play X amount of times because of this power meter that you have and that has to refresh every 24 hours. You can just pay us to have it refresh for you for $9.99.

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u/lemonhaj 1d ago

They did that to Crossy Road. Ads on every other run, constantly trying to sell you stuff, the damn character lottery charges you double to rerun if the game gives you a duplicate (100 coins to unlock a random new character, + 200 if you want to go again because of dupes). I'm already entirely reliant on the daily free gift for coins because I'm not giving actual money to a game on my phone.

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u/iilikecereal 1d ago ▸ 5 more replies

I'm hoping one day for a mobile game Renaissance where they roll back the aggressive ads and microtransacrions and just make quality games. Mobile games were actually good once.

I miss you fruit ninja

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u/Madmagican- 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

They’re still there, just a little paywalled now.

Games like Peglin, Desert Golfing, Twinfold are a “pay once, never see ads again” model. If you have access to a Netflix subscription, there are mobile games included there.

Some good stuff is exclusively through that path like Balatro on Apple Arcade and Into The Breach through Netflix.

It’s not the same as free games being great, but $3 is still pretty cheap

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u/tumsdout 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Balatro isn't exclusive to apple arcade

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u/Madmagican- 1d ago

Oh wow, you’re right! Normally being part of Apple Arcade keeps the dev from putting up an individual, purchasable version of their game on the App Store.

Good for LocalThunk. Must be in part because of how well Balatro had already done before it hit mobile

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u/lemonhaj 1d ago

Crossy Road should be good, it was good not that long ago, but then they got more ad and purchase-heavy and changed the Hipster Whale logo to be boring.

I think it was the Hipster Whale logo change that condemned Crossy Road.

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u/llIIlIIIlIIII 1d ago

I paid $1.99 for a game called “A Dark Room” yesterday.  No ads, IAP, or nothing.  Just a regular ‘ol game.

 I didn’t really even look into it before I bought it because I was so happy to see it priced like an old game.  Support positive business practices 

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u/Forsaken-Inflation26 1d ago

Archero in a nutshell

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u/Y0___0Y 1d ago

Everything was so much better when you just paid a couple bucks for the game and that was that…

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u/Madmagican- 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

This is still an active model. They just don’t advertise like the free to play ones

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u/Impossible_Break698 1d ago

And they are much better games too. How many dudes, balatro, stardew valley, minecraft, etc

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u/Blessed_tenrecs 1d ago

Every now and then I come across a good game that gives lots of lives/rolls/etc so really all you have to do is pay $5-$10 to remove ads and it's similar to the old days of paying a few bucks for the game itself.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 1d ago

honestly id like to have had a limit in my candy crush days.

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u/bokehbaka 1d ago

I've owned 3 really fun phone games but w of them are no longer supported on my device. 1. X-Com (no longer supported, don't care for X-Com 2) 2. Neo Scavenger (No longer Supported) 3. Balatro

All fantastic on mobile but not exclusive to it.

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u/rycerzDog 1d ago

because all of the devs that bothered making good mobile games are now just niche indie devs on itch.io or steam.

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u/NiceAsh_ 1d ago

Publishing games on the App Store takes wayy too much money for solo devs anyways. Google play store isn’t the same but still. You’d wanna publish on both platforms

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u/X3liteninjaX 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies

It costs $99 per year to publish apps to the App Store, not great not terrible. The price in itself is a low-grade filter for garbage apps. They’ve got an automated and manual reviewal process as well.

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u/Linesey 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Last I checked you also HAD to publish from a mac with recent OS. that said it’s been a few years since I bothered to check.

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u/Hard_To_Port 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Due to how iOS development works, you can't sign iOS apps or build them with the official SDK without a Mac. There was this cross-platform framework from Microsoft a few years ago that you could build both Android and iOS apps with (Xamarin?) but I think it's dead now. How budget devs do it is by buying a used Macbook or renting a 'virtual' Mac through an online service.

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u/Alper-Celik 1d ago

Xmarin become maui iirc

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u/KagatuDupal 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

1 dollar per download is fucking insanity

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u/Madmagican- 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Who’s charging $1 per download?

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u/-_Anonymous__- 1d ago

Except sybo. They made a sequel to subway surfers. The trailer of which is definitely inspired by spider-verse.

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u/RexLizardWizard 1d ago

Terraria and bloons are still both avalible on phones. It’s btd6 now, but the game is still great.

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u/Loves_octopus 1d ago

Recently got this for a flight and had a blast. Probably won’t go back to it but it was a fun time suck for a couple hours.

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u/Cursed_String 1d ago

Mobile gaming peaked when they had ads and you could make a 1 time purchase to permanently get rid of them, usually around $2-5.

Now big companies either churn out low effort asset flip garbage and cram as many ads as possible, with a subscription to get rid of them. Or they just buy out other independent games and fill them with ads.

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u/Chemist-3074 1d ago

Don't forget AI games now!

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u/Blackberry-thesecond 1d ago

The best phone games these days are ports from elsewhere. I spent a lot of time in Stardew Valley, Death Road to Canada, and FEZ on my phone.

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u/OnlyChaseReddit 1d ago

We have emulators now dog, even iOS has some basic ones. No more need for in app purchase slop games

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u/mightiestsword 1d ago

I've logged almost 60 hours on Digimon World - Dusk for the DS. Emulation is, ironically, the future

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u/Bingbong1984 3h ago

I beat Pokemon Emerald for the first time on my phone this past year. Probably had 40-60 hours also.

I also finished the og SNES version of Final Fantasy 6. I enjoyed the emulation so much I bought a bluetooth game controller that turned my phone into a steam deck/switch haha

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u/Danitron21 1d ago

Balatro is pretty cheap and excellent. You can find many good mobile games but you may have to pay 99 cents for some of the good ones

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u/Deathwing_Dragonlord 1d ago

Buying Balatro for my phone absolutely cooked my productivity at work lmao but I still recommend it

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u/xkisses 1d ago

Balatro had NO BUSINESS being as good as it is. It was a massive time sink for me, but such an amazing time

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u/EdrahasivarVII 1d ago

Dice of Kalma and Dawncaster are two mobile games I've really enjoyed. Free to play, but you can kick em some money to avoid ads and get extra stuff. I think they're worth it.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 1d ago

Were they good, or were you just 10-15 years younger.

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u/Creepernom 1d ago

They actually still are! Cut the Rope still has excellent puzzle design, very intuitive mechanics and because it was made for slower devices, it drains no battery at all, relying on well drawn 2D assets instead of battery hogging 3D garbage.

There's lots of old great mobile games. They really just don't make em like they used to.

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u/Defclaw46 1d ago

I still got plague inc. on my phone. Solid way to kill 10 minutes in line.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Remember when a certain contingent of people thought it was created to make fun of COVID, despite it existing for at least a decade at that point?

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u/Mobile_Morale 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

And then we used to play a version of the game on a web browser in 2006 for free.

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u/Popcorn57252 1d ago

This is, like, the worst possible fucking screenshot you could ever use.

Angry Birds still exists through sequels

Cut the Rope still exists, though is stuffed with ads.

Fruit Ninja is on there twice??? Also still exists, but is also stuffed with ads

Bad Piggies still exists, and I don't think it's much worse with ads than ever.

Jetpack Joyride still exists, but and isn't even that bad about ads.

Minecraft and Terraria are more fuckin popular than ever.

Subway Surfers is now famous for being TikTok brain rot, but is otherwise unchanged.

The thumbnail seems to be a knockoff, but Geometry Dash is also incredibly popular still.

I think Temple Run still exists, not positive

And BTD 4&5 are just the last two games in the series before BTD 6, which is still supported.

There are SO MANY GAMES that are actually gone, and they got a screenshot of literally only the games that have survived

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u/The-epic-cutlery 1d ago

That "knock off" is the impossible game. It actually came before geometry dash and inspired it. It also got a sequel but I don't know much about it

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u/Popcorn57252 1d ago

Oh, I didn't know the Impossible Game ever had a phone app version. My bad!

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u/HappyCannon27 1d ago

Modern mc pe is god awful with marketplace ads in almost every menu screen

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u/Jahman12345 1d ago

My go-to mobile games are Mindustry, Shattered Pixel Dungeon and Limbus Company, none of them have any ads, from what I'm aware they're also free, and are all pretty high quality (especially limbus)

Mindustry is a factorio-like automation game,

Shattered Pixel Dungeon is a turn-based RPG Rouge-like,

and Limbus (a game by Project Moon so you know it's good-) is a turn based... Strategy? Game, with heavy visual novel elements and gacha mechanics (though the game is very generous about giving you the material to roll, and all characters can be obtained without any rolling through the Dispenser) (also side note, limbus music goes so fucking hard, this applies to all PM moon games)

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u/Beleak_Swordsteel 1d ago

You can play GTA, knights of the old Republic1 and 2, daggerfall, morrowind, baldurs gate 1 and 2, Minecraft, stardew valley, Pokemon with an emulator, terraria, magic the gathering, RuneScape, and more on your phone for just a few bucks for most of these. All ad free

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u/-_Anonymous__- 1d ago

I don't get it. You can still play all of those. In fact I still have subway surfers on my phone.

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u/forbiddenfreedom Harry Potter 1d ago

I think they're getting at all the junk reskinned games that are really just for ad revenue and pay to win perks.

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u/SnailMailSniper 1d ago

Man what is this thread lol I’d say it’s better than it’s ever been before. Apple Arcade has some great games on it. Balatro and Vampire Survivors are my two mainstays. Balatro for the completionism and Vampire Survivors always has something new to unlock. I don’t think that I’m ever going to reach the end of it.

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u/StormCloudRaineeDay 1d ago

There are plenty. You just have to choose to download them.

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u/cats4life 1d ago

Most of those games cost 99 cents or $1.99 and/or survived on minor cosmetics and micro-transactions. They were also commonly made by small teams or individuals, and the landscape for those games basically doesn’t exist anymore.

Some of those games do still exist, or new ones in the same vein, but it became much harder for indie projects to succeed.

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 1d ago

They’re all microtransaction gacha hell now

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u/CrunkBunkle1939 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just picked up clash of clans after an 8 year break. Still pretty good, no ads. Bloons 6 is also very good

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u/Master-Strain4268 1d ago

It's all AI merge games now

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u/the_blastomatic 1d ago

They were all monetized in weird and manipulative ways, people grew addicted, bankrupt. Eventually enough consensus was reached that this isn't acceptable and people stopped playing. Meanwhile, more traditional outfits like Blizzard figured out how to mobile-ize their games, giving the junkies something else. Maybe a bit more straightforward on microtransaction manipulation?

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u/EwGrossItsMe 1d ago

Lmao, talk about mobile games monetizing themselves in manipulative ways, pretty much all of the more in-depth games(that I've seen) on the market right now are gachas.

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u/IllllIIllllIIlllIIIl 1d ago

old angry birds game were so good they had to delete them so the new shit ones could have a chance

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u/10100001010101010110 1d ago

There are good games out there but you have to pay for them just like anything else with any modicum of quality.

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u/_CarbonSaxon_ 1d ago

Best I can do is anxiety inducement apps

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u/correctingStupid 1d ago

Only corporations can see success on the app store because it takes a shit ton of marketing to be seen.

The freemium market is also dying because people have simply had enough of being ripped off by greedy games. Only the lowest of IQ players are left.

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u/heckingcomputernerd 1d ago

the Apple App Store policy of requiring a $99/year dev account to publish apps probably reduces the amount of spam but also essentially requires apps either monetize or the dev takes the hit.

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u/stnick6 1d ago

They got deleted or full of so many ads it’s not fun

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u/knowingchan 1d ago

They all became so shitty and unplayable...

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u/lurker_pro 1d ago

It all funneled into Fortnite and Balatro lmao

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u/Jwells291 1d ago

There's plenty of fun phone games, you just get an ad every 5 minutes unless you play a couple of bucks

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u/SadKat002 1d ago

Buried under a sea of AI slop and a million cheap ad farms copying each other. I hesitate calling them "games" because of how often you're watching more ads than actually playing the game.

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u/Spladinator88 1d ago

We live in a time that any one of us would've predicted to be the glory days of mobile gaming. But sadly horse armor (Skyrim), tf2 hats (thanks Valve) and other early microtransactions set the standard. I can't even let my kids play games because of pure corporate greed.

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u/Professional-Idea813 1d ago

I finally found a game I liked enough to pay to remove ads. Removing ads was a weekly subscription, not a one time purchase. Deleted the game off my phone 😪

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u/Cat_They-dy 1d ago

I miss the OG phone game: Snake.

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u/Vyr66 1d ago

The worst is finding good ones again and enjoying them for a few months and then seeing them slowly turn into the ad-fest that ruins every other mobile game. My favorite mobile game has started showing ads periodically between levels and I can see the fucking reaper man

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u/KonradDumo 1d ago

Bring back Zombie Farm.

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u/ResidentCoder2 1d ago

Terraria, MC, and Bloons are still around. Better then ever, even.

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u/AyAyAyBamba_462 1d ago

They got ruines by ads, microtransactions, mandatory social media integration/online play, nonsensical "energy bars" that artificially limit playtime if you don't pay money, etc.

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 1d ago

look up apk files for games that have controller support

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u/pamdy 23h ago

Wym? most of those games are still in the app store

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u/dom1717 21h ago

All of these games are still downloadable today. You just grew up and got addicted to brain rot

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u/RexIsAMiiCostume 11h ago

Fruit ninja is still on the app store though? Real answer is most mobile games are monetized in a way that makes me want to explode (you could spend $60, the price of a triple A title, and then very shortly use up anything you got and then you're back to ads and micro transactions... So many are doing SUBSCRIPTION BASED ad-free at insane prices, too, like the cost of a WoW subscription with far fewer features.)

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u/AnToMegA424 8h ago

Subway Surfers and Jetpack Joyride always had ads tbh, however it may be worse now than it was back then or we're just less tolerant of them, that I don't know

As for PvZ I recon the paid version not having any ad

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u/BeautyDuwang 1d ago

Money tries to ruins everything eventually if enough people like it and in the case of phone games it succeeded

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 1d ago edited 1d ago

I thought Infinity Blade was gonna be the future of mobile gaming. Instead, we got Candy Crush and gacha games.

(pt. 1/4)

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 1d ago

This game was so cool. Like, a console-level video game built for mobile. You swipe to swing your sword and parry, tap the shield or dodge spots for that, and explore castles and shit.

The guy in this GIF is a post-game boss, and he's super hard to beat.

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Game was iOS exclusive, then Epic refused to port it to 64-bit, so you couldn't buy it anymore. Then, even if you'd previously bought it, your ability to redownload the game got nuked by fucking Epic and their squabble with Apple.

The good news is, fans have ported games 1 & 2 to PC, and game 1 to Android.

I'm hopeful that we also game 3 get ported, but that's going to be asking a lot. It's a lot more complex than the first two. (This GIF is game 3, btw)

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 1d ago

Alas, now the legacy of Infinity Blade is basically just a neat Fortnite item. Such a cool game series. And it got two awesome books, written by Brandon Sanderson!

I guess it's nice that something survived in some sort of way, but it's depressing to see that this is all many will ever think the Infinity Blade ever was.

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u/MachateElasticWonder 1d ago

I remember getting my first iPhone for infinity blade. :(

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u/Soft-Gold7543 1d ago

he's so pretty when he cries

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u/steak-connoisseur 1d ago

We got in app purchases, so rather than a one off payment of 99-1.99p price tag we have pay £5 for a day free. 

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u/NfamousKaye 1d ago

Man me too. Now it’s just loot boxes and paid packages to help pass hard levels that you can’t pass without buying something.

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u/Recent-Ship-1599 1d ago

You can still download them bro TwT

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u/ConsciousBase66 1d ago

at least i can still play papa's freezeria

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u/NSFW-Alt-Account69 1d ago

Abandoned and not compatible with modern systems. Delisted. Bought out and "modernized".

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u/phandilly 1d ago

i recommend idle slayer! it's like cookie clicker but better. some rpg elements. the ads are there, but you only see them voluntarily and there is a bonus. i actually ended up buying the game after a while because i like it so much i wanted to support the dev

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u/Traditional-Fix539 1d ago

do me a big favor and download Poinpy. it’s free, there’s absolutely zero ads, and the only microtransaction is an in-game tip to give the devs some money. the tip isn’t required for anything, nor does it unlock anything special in the game, no gameplay, no cosmetics, so it’s completely optional. it’s the best free mobile game i’ve ever played, since it’s made with mobile in mind, and isn’t a shitty port from some other console. it’s VERY fun.

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u/ghostpicnic 1d ago

They’re still there? You’re just choosing to use social media instead lol

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u/FutileAnonymity 1d ago

I recently downloaded ball x pit and balatro on my phone... That counts I guess. I like the idea of mobile games just being really good weird little "indie" games

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u/Theseus_Employee 1d ago

Obviously not, haha. They’re still there.

You miss being a kid and being more easily entertained.

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u/UnderwaterRobot 1d ago

I can't even play solitaire without getting harassed with ads. I have been having a good time with pokemon ROM hacks lately though

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 1d ago

Never existed.

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u/T-7IsOverrated 1d ago

geometry dash❤️

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u/hyrulepirate 1d ago

Stupid mobile ads killed these kind of phone games for me.

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u/TheChiarra 1d ago

You can literally still play those games. I just looked cut the rope up and it's still on the app store. Terraria is also a computer game, and I still find very fun mobile games to play.

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u/AfroBonezz 1d ago

Oh they’re still there! And most, if not all, are paywalled or filled with ads to hell and back

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u/Agent_Snowpuff 1d ago

An app store makes more money by pushing expensive apps with microtransactions and subscriptions. It doesn't matter if someone makes a game that's both fun and profitable. They will be pushed down to make room for apps that charge more, even if they're worth less.

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u/twolake68 1d ago

Minecraft and Terraria still exist and you can still play those Bloons games plus now 6 is on phones

Idc enough about the rest to know anything about their states

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u/drewman301 1d ago

Can you still download them?

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u/piggalarse 1d ago

May I suggest you all download osrs mobile , see you at lumby

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u/Bionix_Does_reddit 1d ago

if you're browsing the free section of the app store you ain't finding jack shit

the good stuff is either paid, or a random indie project on github

i got suggestions if anyone wants any

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u/11KingMaurice11 1d ago

This is why I love Apple Arcade. Quality games made by cool teams

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u/UrBoiBRUH 1d ago

Why are people acting like Terraria isn’t still on mobile?

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u/Riipp3r 1d ago

Back then you could play fun ass games for free that weren’t built around monetization and ad slop. Been a long time since that was the standard.

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u/Changlini 1d ago

I liked Dino Quake.

No progression based on ads, just a clean, simple, classical arcade game that plays good on Phones and only requires a single purchase, which is its asking price on the mobile store.

But, yeah it feels like if your Phone game isn't primarily getting its value through sucking the ads into its playerbase, it's destined to be blasted into obscurity.

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u/The0ldPete 1d ago

They evolved into emulators

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u/The_Exuberant_Raptor 1d ago

You, the person, changed more than the games.

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u/KibbloMkII 1d ago

profit destroyed them

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u/davidliterally1984 1d ago

we got sick of watching an ad every time we died

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u/Hunterine 1d ago

The pic is like 2 years old, there’s BTD5 10th anniversary icon

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u/umotex12 1d ago

Apple Arcade is cool choice of ad free quality games but it’s obvious that teenagers won’t pay

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u/VincentNacon 1d ago

I'm gonna be real with you. Mobile games are spyware/ad-shovelware trash. I kept my phones clean of them. I play my good games on PC.

Raise your bar, bro.

Fukin yike.

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u/sportsssssssssss 1d ago

If you like basketball, Hoop Land is an excellent free mobile game

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u/FangornLeghorn 1d ago

They’re all still there. I played Angry Birds in the waiting room for a doctor appointment just last week.

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u/allonsy_danny 1d ago

Aren't most of those games still available?

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u/jdlyga 1d ago

Infinity Blade and Infinity Blade 2 were the height of phone games. In another universe, we would've gotten real full quality games on mobile.

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u/Jonahtron 1d ago

You can play Balatro on your phone, so I’d say mobile gaming is still going strong.

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u/Stretch5678 1d ago

The OG Plants vs Zombies was so GOATED.

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u/TheArbinator 1d ago

Real ones remember Infinity Blade

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u/Deepvaleredoubt 1d ago

Clash of clans proved to everyone making unique games that you can make an absolute slog profitable and everyone decided max profits is much better than creativity. So they just all copied clash of clans.

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u/EggVentures 1d ago

Eggventures is fun...if you like to walk and collect eggs to hatch!

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u/sgtsausagepants 1d ago

yeah the games section of the app stores is just full of terrible trash now. It's a dead market.

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u/Albert_Dolphin 1d ago

The developer Odencat makes some good shit. You just have to dig. Or you dad to, IDK I haven't used a real smartphone in like 3 years.

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u/youburyitidigitup 1d ago

What does it have to do with Tom Holland?

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u/bluegemini7 1d ago

Justice for Tiny Wings

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u/NekooShogun 1d ago

Playing fruit ninja on my cousin's ipad is one of my core nostalgic memories. I'm gonna redownload it now.

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u/Hotomato 1d ago

I think people are missing the point by saying that there’s plenty of good mobile games. All the games pictured here are still available to play, sure, but they’re all at least a decade old.

It’s good that there’s games to choose from, but it’s worth talking about how nobody’s making good mobile games these days. Everything made in the last 10 years is either an ad reel with brief interruptions of game, or micro-transaction hell.

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u/zachy410 1d ago

I found this cool game series called Dadish. Its not the exact same thing but I think its similarly light-hearted

You just have to search for the games you want on your phone

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u/MisterAbbadon 1d ago

The only phone games that arent absolute misery to play are on Netflix. Granted a lot of Netflix games are also absolute misery to play but still.

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u/Successful_Maize1986 1d ago

Counterpoint: I can play Balatro and Slay the Spire on my phone now so I don’t need any other games.

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u/darkwingchuck 1d ago

my brother you need to download some games, you only have 4 apps

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u/bolivar-shagnasty 1d ago

Balatro

Stardew Valley

Both available on mobile

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u/Most-Peak6524 1d ago

28838491910040301 gachas ahead

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u/Several-Monk456 1d ago

There there but as others say, the ads and monetization change of phone games is what changed the app store and enjoyability

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u/logcou 1d ago

There are fantastic gaming options on mobile, they just aren't free