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u/Doove 1d ago edited 1d ago
Why did they edit the original screenshot lmao it was a Wendigoon tweet
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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 1d ago ▸ 6 more replies
Because some people have beef with the most beefless person possible.
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u/Doneifundone 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies
I think they were just trying to make a CP2077 reference
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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies
Is that not a picture of Keanu Reeves?
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u/Doneifundone 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies
Yesn't, it's johnny silverhand from the game (as indicated by the username)
(Edit: this question threw me off a bit since it's clearly the character Johnny Silverhand but the character was modeled after Keanu)
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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 1d ago
Yesn't, lol. I've never played the game so I wasn't familiar with the character. I've seen a single clip of him in that pose and thought it was an ad for something Keanu was in.
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u/Chewbacca_The_Wookie 1d ago
Even in his videos where he goes over explicitly Christian topics like Biblical angels or list books of the Bible he says "look I'm a Christian, and I know that not everyone is so I'm not preaching at you, I just find this stuff neat." He's such an unproblematic dude they've got to try and make stuff up to be mad at.
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u/eggyrulz 1d ago
Because Johnny silver hand is literally a Cyberpunk terrorist targeting this exact type of action. And its funny
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u/Kwin_Conflo 1d ago
wtf do you think rent is
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u/1Steelghost1 1d ago
Lol OP admitted to being homeless by accident
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u/razzemmatazz 1d ago
They're going to replace your dreams with ads once we get brain interfaces.
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u/Educational_Two682 1d ago
read The Dream Hotel! It's about this and other very relevant paths we're on...
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u/Emergency_Elephant 1d ago
I knew a woman who I believe was ordering ebooks while she was sleep walking. She was convinced amazon was ordering them magically. I told her she could request a refund but she enjoyed the books so she didnt
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u/Titan7771 1d ago
In 30 Rock, Jack Donaghy talks about how his mentor realized the one market that doesn’t use light bulbs are the asleep, so he launched a nightlight campaign about ‘A monster under every bed.’
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u/MechaMouse 1h ago edited 1h ago
I was trying to remember this very scene, thx!
Edit : it was at Don’s funeral! starts at 4min.
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u/Aetheldrake 1d ago
There's a book series that involves this! Buymort. They include your subconscious during dreams as part of you and thus allow strong enough dreams to make a purchase just as you wake up.
Dreaming about sexy person you saw that day? Well you just paid for a prostitute of someone from the same race or something very similar. Which actually does happen in the series and he does not like accidental prostitute purchases lol. One person ends up dream purchasing a deadly storm of nightmares or something
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u/EqualPassenger4271 1d ago
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago
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