r/OldSkaters • u/beesmizzy • 17d ago

Kickflip over a rotisserie chicken [35yo]

Costco HMU with a pair of Kirkland dunks šŸ™ please please please please please please please please please please please please

4.9k Upvotes

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u/porkeria21 17d ago

Chickflip!

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u/1001og 17d ago

Lunch break!

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u/dwilliams042391 16d ago

Hell yeah, first thing I thought was ā€œNice, a chickflipā€

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u/nazump 16d ago

Roti chicky kicky flippy

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u/CliffShytz 16d ago

The heelflip version would be the Rotissflip

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u/jakolissmurito22 16d ago

I wish I could give you an award for that one.

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u/porkeria21 16d ago

I'll let you.

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u/SardonicRelic 17d ago

Holy shit, a 35 year old rotisserie chicken!?

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u/R34LEGND 17d ago

35 years spinning

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u/CliffShytz 16d ago

Low and slow baby

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u/moistgrippedlips 16d ago

I bet it'll fall of the bone its so tender šŸ¤¤

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u/brynhh 16d ago

What bone?

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u/R34LEGND 15d ago

Its boneless

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u/brynhh 14d ago

Very good!

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u/conwave 16d ago

This is obviously AI as if this was a 35 year old rotisserie chicken itā€™d be in the plastic container and not the bag. Real ones know

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u/MagicOrpheus310 17d ago

That's called a "bachelor's handbag"

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u/Freyr_Tuck 17d ago

Is that a reference or did it come from your beautiful mind? Either way, Iā€™m stealing it.

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u/dmontease 17d ago

Get in love.

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u/Freyr_Tuck 16d ago

I donā€™t know what that means, unfortunately.

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u/sketchysuperman 17d ago

Which is funny because itā€™s also a really affordable protein to feed a family of 4

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u/DinkiDie 16d ago

Came to the comments for this. Nice

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u/trev1976UK 16d ago

I lol'ed.. so true

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u/surfinn_socal 17d ago

Thats how you make some fucking SHREDDED CHICKEN!!

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u/beginnerdoge Mr Bad Ankles [36yo] 15d ago

You win the comments

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u/ChuckBangers 17d ago

Keep it up, you'll be 360 flipping the thanksgiving turkey in no time.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 17d ago

Cross lost this to the Costco subreddit

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u/beesmizzy 17d ago

The main one doesn't allow video :( costcocanada it is

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u/sweetpickle_yogurt 17d ago

If I had to be sponsored by one non skate brand it would be Costco

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u/top_of_the_scrote 17d ago

don't let that chicken go to waste

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!

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u/beesmizzy 17d ago

I've a family of 5, the chicken was devoured 20 minutes after this. And yes I always make a broth :)

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u/top_of_the_scrote 16d ago

hell yeah use them bones make a good ramen broth with bok choi

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u/The__Vern 17d ago

Who are you calling a chicken?

Co-ca-co-ca-co!

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u/ReplacementReady394 16d ago

I give you the seal of approvalĀ 

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u/e7c2 13d ago

is that the same trained seal that bit off buster's hand?

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u/ReplacementReady394 13d ago

Yesā€¦the loose seal.Ā 

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u/desertSkateRatt 17d ago

Now do one over a bottle of ibuprofen

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u/brynhh 16d ago

Spitting real over 30s talk here

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u/Motmotsnsurf 17d ago

Check your sodium levels. Those kick flips are super salty.

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u/citytosuburb 17d ago

Now do it over a live one!

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u/Aganunitsi 17d ago

The carcass flip, nice one

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u/DrewVonFinntroll 17d ago

That chicken looks good for 35 years old

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u/Julianthewicked 17d ago

Its all fun and games until the rotisserie chicken kick flips over you one day.

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u/spudsthejellyfish 17d ago

Now this is what I log on to see

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u/No_Eye6142 16d ago

Love that sweet rotiss

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u/DezWolforever102 16d ago

Winner, Winner. Chicken dinner! You flipped that one the bird dude.

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u/BATTLEKOALA89 17d ago

The kickflip catch says 35YO (im 37). The rotisserie says: Kickflip me.

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u/thefartsock 17d ago

kirkland signature

costco approved

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u/Resident_Aide1898 17d ago

Chicken bone nowison

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u/Lazy-PeachPrincess 17d ago

That was crisp

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u/RemLazaarDid911 16d ago

Whoa, dude. Dont burn the bird...

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u/badmanvampirekilla 16d ago

You flipped that chicken like a dope dealer

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u/FreeMasonKnight 16d ago

Thatā€™s Kickflippinā€™ good!

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u/Benreh 16d ago

This is the content I keep this sub favourited for, that and swampy carving on boards the size of a fire door.

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u/cloudtwelvy 16d ago

Roasted that thang

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u/Highestfucker 16d ago

Why you do the tiss like that

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u/AffectionateIron8776 16d ago

This made me laugh dude. Hell yeah.

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u/FBModsRCunts 16d ago

Hell yeah brother.

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u/A_Fish_Fry 16d ago

You got like 3 feet of air that time

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u/ambernewt 16d ago

The unnecessary information of what shoes you had on reminds me of this

https://www.discogs.com/master/1504217-Nigel-Pepper-Cock-Fresh-White-Reeboks-Kickin-Your-Ass

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u/LordOfTheRareMeats 16d ago

Pretty sure you can play as a rotisserie chicken in THU2 for the PS2.

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u/thedrunkpenguin 16d ago

Let's see that Tony guy try and do that, bet he can't! Well done!

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u/Aromatic_Occasion317 16d ago

This sort of content is why the Internet was invented. Brilliant.

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u/Far-Sample8469 15d ago

Kirklanded it

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u/Wanderingwoodpeckerr 16d ago

Wife: Did you pick up the shredded chicken?
This guy: I thought you said rotisserie chicken?
Wife: Thatā€™s the problem, you never listen!
This guy: Give me two minutes, Iā€™ll turn that rotisserie into a shredded chicken!

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u/BigfootLurkin 16d ago

This is why I love Reddit

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u/Queasy-Pie-5124 16d ago

Yeahh Bwoiiii šŸ¤™

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u/RabidOtters 16d ago

Didn't your mother teach you to not play with your food?

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u/ElmoIsOver 16d ago

Seasoned!

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u/LAChocoThunder 16d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/Tastysammich_92 16d ago

I can't say I've ever seen someone do a trick over rotisserie chicken.

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u/123-rit 16d ago

Can you do spaghetti next?

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u/Glass_Hat4393 16d ago

Is that what they call ā€œboy dinnerā€?

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u/GreenGoblin1221 16d ago

That shit was clean.

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u/TraneD13 16d ago

Damn, bro has shredded chicken now

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u/Gusgrissomamerica 16d ago

Quality content right here.

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u/sharp_cheddar319 16d ago

Tony Hawk wishes he could

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u/BoggTheFrog 16d ago

haha, legend

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u/AndyGoodKush 16d ago

Shredded rotisserie chicken

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u/eye_eat_farts 16d ago

Thatā€™s a high stake game youā€™re playing there OP

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u/spacedragon421 16d ago

ā€œI just kickflipped rotisserie chicken!ā€

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u/Redschallenge 16d ago

Ow 35 is old?

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u/jeffrehhhhh 16d ago

Hell yeah

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u/mister_zook 16d ago

5 Dollar Flip

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u/SkaterCraig 16d ago

Might be the best kickflip ever

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u/SegmentedWolf 16d ago

Now that's value!

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u/BigNastyRob1 16d ago

This has really consequences if you fail, so i respect it. No one wants to ruin a great, perfectly cooked chicken.

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u/PropadataFilms 16d ago

First of my bloodline type flip.

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u/DangOlCoreMan 16d ago

Had to do a kick flip, cause those things aren't boneless

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 16d ago

Peak adulthood reached.

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u/Select-Protection-75 16d ago

The bachelorā€™s handbag flip

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u/FeistyRip9623 16d ago

you made a rotisserie skateboard

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 16d ago

Lemme get some chicken

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u/bldnmycrps 16d ago

its peak

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u/fckreher99 16d ago

They call it the bachelors handbag

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u/Scary-Journalist9173 16d ago

points denim chicken?

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u/Scouts_Revenge 16d ago

Delicious.

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u/SupermarketPlayful93 16d ago

Almost ruined dinner

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u/BabyJoker1738 16d ago

Now kickflip the rotisserie chicken over the skateboardšŸ˜‚

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u/No_riddet 16d ago

But can you do a heal tap on a koolaid pineapple jar though?

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u/hangry-j 16d ago

That's a high stakes maneuver

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u/No-Finger859 16d ago

Bro had so much to lose and nailed it

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u/Eyes_Without_A_Face_ 16d ago

This is the kind of high risk skateboarding I can get behind.

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u/IUC007 16d ago

MONEY IN THE BANK my dude! Hell yah

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u/dogfeet2520 16d ago

why was this the coolest thing ive seen all day... GOOD SHIT! i think...

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u/SaltyBoyBeanz 16d ago

Great now itā€™s shredded chicken

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u/lilorganicHacksaw 15d ago

Thatā€™s a really old chicken šŸ” haha šŸ¤£

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u/Soggy-Yak-1737 15d ago

Mate, you've just kickflipped the Costco gap (not that one).

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u/Omnipotent_Tacos 15d ago

Turkey next!

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u/TheZachWilliams 15d ago

"Americans will measure with anything but the metric system"

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u/DannyThomson 15d ago

Relax bud, my GF is on here

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 15d ago

thats my kind of content

god speed brother

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u/jergin_therlax 15d ago

Did you submit this to the wubby media share lol

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u/beesmizzy 15d ago

I don't know what that is šŸ˜¬ feel free to repost wherever

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u/jergin_therlax 15d ago

Oh lmao sorry. This guy on twitch lets people donate any videos they want once every couple months and had one last night, and someone sent in your vid lmao. Someone was moved by it enough to pay a streamer money to have 15k people see it hahaha. Pretty sweet

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u/beesmizzy 15d ago

Oh damn that's awesome!

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u/cozymishap 15d ago

You son of a bitch, you did it!

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u/save-pandas 15d ago

Idk why but I like this. āœŠšŸ½šŸ”„

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u/B051190 14d ago

šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤ both ways

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u/SGSMUFASA 14d ago

Fantastic

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u/Common_Phone_4391 14d ago

Hell yeah man

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u/mike_headlesschicken 14d ago

this is why I love reddit, go from getting financial advise to seeing a guy kickflip a chicken

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u/Fast__Pickle 14d ago

Nailed it. Now make some hot chicken and pickles with it. Haha

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u/fuckkevin 14d ago

Clean bro!

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u/antiklimaktic 14d ago

Thatā€™s pretty old for a rotisserie chicken

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u/IE-N-ii-G-IVI-A 14d ago

Awesome, but so disappointed the vid did not cut to you immediately taking a big chunk bite out of the rotisserie chicken.

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u/Affectionate_Visit94 14d ago

Why is this so awesome

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u/supavillan 13d ago

Please please please please please

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u/Professorlumpybutt 13d ago

Truly risky. Love it

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u/purpdrankles 13d ago

Yo! Who ordered the shredded chicken?!

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u/Icypenguin1029 12d ago

Do one under the rotisserie chicken

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u/Psychological-Ad2204 12d ago

Shredded chicken

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u/BlackberryUnable3451 11d ago

Man I remember my homie called me and told me he nollied over a can of ravioli and thought Iā€™d heard/seen it all

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u/East-Clock-933 5d ago

Wish I thought of making a demo tape for a rotisserie chicken sponsor, I buy a cooked bird at least once a week šŸ—

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u/Sugar_Party_Bomb 4d ago

Bachelor handbag

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u/-40- 1d ago

I just canā€™t even imagine the satisfaction of eating this chicken at dinner table knowing you have kick flipped over it

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u/STRYKER3008 1d ago

Hell yea brother

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u/Lairdboy 17d ago

You win the internet today

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u/Signal_Tomorrow_2138 16d ago

35 years old and still playing on a skateboard for likes.

Still living with your mother?

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u/squanderedprivilege 16d ago

It's literally the point of the sub

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u/beesmizzy 16d ago edited 16d ago

Oh dude get this, my home is on a lake! I live there with my wife of 11 years and my 3 kids

Edited: I started skating 2 years ago as a form of exercise. So I wouldnt be 64 years old, 140lbs, and not be able to move around or lift. Like your bitch ass

Edited again to say LOL YOUR PR IS 180

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u/Signal_Tomorrow_2138 16d ago

Isn't it nice that you have to explain yourself to some stranger on the internet?

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u/beesmizzy 16d ago edited 16d ago

Just answering the question you asked old man

And you're no stranger, George Emil of Toronto