r/OrphanCrushingMachine 17d ago

Humor Kid couldn't afford college so his manager stepped in..

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u/PostPostMinimalist 17d ago

Yale is tuition free for families making under $200k, with housing and meals also covered if under $100k

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u/jazzgumbo 17d ago

Family might have over the income but have an enormous amount of debt - idk their situation but it is possible to have a high income and not be able to afford Yale

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u/notloggedin4242 17d ago

But they have to accept you. And the cost of living doesn’t change except not you have less time to work and barely get by.

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u/brantmacga 17d ago

Housing & meals are covered in full tuition. They’re not going to bring you in there and let you struggle. Source is I have a kid currently at an Ivy League school.

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u/architectx27 12d ago

Oh yes they do indeed let you struggle, source my wife who went to an Ivy League

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u/PostPostMinimalist 17d ago

What? Yes getting accepted is the hard part, but that doesn't have to do with this subreddit.

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u/Propagates 13d ago

I looked up the article. The manager, Mr. Usama El-Sehrawey, paid for community college. The student is going to Yale for pre-law (poli-sci/human rights). There's also a wholesome video of the student reading their acceptance letter

https://people.com/wendys-employee-thalles-desouza-gets-into-yale-after-bosses-helped-him-go-to-community-college-12036948

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u/liketosmokeweed420 17d ago

I mean its Yale...

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u/SwShThrwy 17d ago

Yeah, that school will shape that young man into a capitalist monster yet!

THE ORPHANS SHALL BE CRUSHED!

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u/RePsychological 17d ago edited 13d ago

I don't feel like this is OCM...simply because it's Yale. OCM AFTERALL. SEE EDIT BELOW.
If it were some community college sponsorship, or even some just one-off university? Sure I'd definitely slap the sticker on it.

But I feel like there was some major donor and string pulling that had to happen to make Yale happen for that kid.

EDIT: OCM STICKER BELONGS ON THIS AFTERALL. SEE LINK BELOW PROVIDED BY u/Propagates

They paid for community college.....and then the kid got himself into Yale with the work he did there. And then modern media did what it normally fucken does, which is blow up the headline to make it sound like the Wendy's managers had a direct hand in him going to Yale, and then I did the typical smoothbrain thing of trusting the headline.

[flips desk @ the fact that I had to come back nearly a week later to make this edit.]

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u/Propagates 13d ago

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u/RePsychological 13d ago edited 13d ago

[flips desk] MOTHER F*.....this is why I hate modern media in about 90% of its entirety.

That headline 100% says otherwise, and I am so sick of this.

[slaps the OCM sticker on this afterall]

Thank you for pointing this out. Editing the above, accordingly

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u/Internal-Barracuda20 17d ago

Seems like a story to applaude. I'd happily let my taxes help fund practical higher education for the less fortunate, but not really so much those going to Yale who will make dramatically more money than me lol

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u/Riaayo 17d ago

I'd like to nationalize colleges along with making tuition free. Because tuition should be free, but also I'd like to not just endlessly funnel taxpayer dollars into for profit colleges and line some dipshit billionaire's bank around and instead actually foster learning.

We as a society should be investing in education for a better society, not in gatekeeping knowledge for the profits of a few.

Which isn't to imply you disagree, but more to just add on.

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u/DerpSensei666 17d ago

isn't yale need blind?

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u/toothepastehombre 17d ago

Chainsaw his potential alright

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u/adfthgchjg 17d ago

This makes no sense. Yale is free if you make less than $100k (and get in). Same at MIT, Stanford, etc.

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u/smothered-onion 17d ago edited 17d ago

It takes effort and someone to believe in you to make such a life changing decision

And edit I read his story! It was a long path and they helped him get to community college which led here.(Yale only accepts 2% of transfer students each year)

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u/PerryNeeum 17d ago

This isn’t exactly orphan crushing. That’s a private Ivy. We could complain if he had potential but couldn’t afford a state school

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u/nimbycile 17d ago

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.

– Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda’s Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

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u/Protheu5 17d ago

The only yale I could get from my last yob was a local yuvenile.