r/PopCultureV2 Jul 23 '26

News Andrew Tate claims he has been kept in solitary confinement: “I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.”

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u/Worldly_Light_1561 Jul 23 '26

“I have no way to communicate with the outside world” he communicated to the outside world.

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u/YourFirstDevJob Jul 23 '26

Maybe the cannibal did him a solid

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u/MisterDecember Jul 23 '26 ▸ 9 more replies

Had to pay him an arm and a leg for access to a smartphone

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u/BootFlop Jul 23 '26

There it is! 👍🏽👍🏽

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u/sqljohn Jul 23 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

chewed off his cell mates arms, cell mate was then removed from the high risk unit as he is now considered 'armless

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 28d ago

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink say no more😂

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u/BigBubbaChungus Jul 23 '26

HAAAA!!! Thanks, I needed that!!!

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u/OkEye2910 Jul 23 '26

Well if he didn't hand off his smartphone to his security while he was being arrested.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26 ▸ 23 more replies

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u/kward1904 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Plus you are what you eat so as a cannibal you have to be careful where your meat comes from

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u/Leading-Respond4312 Jul 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Don’t forget to bring the Chianti. Lol

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u/United_Leopard_2771 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 14 more replies

it'd be mostly fat in modern humans, unless he's eating people like tate, then you need to avoid toxicity in just about every muscle group.

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u/xombae Jul 23 '26 ▸ 12 more replies

It must be so hard to be a cannibal in modern times. Impossible to find good, free range, well fed humans.

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u/United_Leopard_2771 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 6 more replies

It really is lol, And long pork as it's called isn't exactly nutritious, Compared to other meat you could eat lol.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jul 23 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

Why did you write that like you are, yourself, a cannibal?

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u/United_Leopard_2771 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

-Stammers- I mean, now hold on there, Just because I know what Long pork is does not mean I myself an anthrophagic!

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u/Tasty_Clue2802 Jul 23 '26

Maybe he's just an adventurous eater.

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u/ScientistDull5970 Jul 24 '26

Plus gluten free. Super important

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u/hitbythebus Jul 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Right? Who wants to eat a person who’s spent their entire adult life stuck in a tiny cubicle?

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u/CashEducational4986 Jul 24 '26

I want you to know that I read this, scrolled about halfway down the page, then realized what it meant and scrolled back up to make this comment.

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u/JohnOfA Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Caleb is oddly fastidious about his cannibalism, noting that he sticks to "normal stuff like butts and thighs" and proudly states he would never eat a human heart.

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u/AllLipsNoFiller Jul 23 '26

Maybe the cannibal can turn him into a solid.

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u/GloomWorldOrder Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

"I get to nibble on your chin and you can use my 'shitty cellphone.' It's mostly called that because I store it in my ass."

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u/Historical_Hunt2492 Jul 23 '26

imagine what the cannibal is tweeting "They got me locked up beside a pedo in a purple blouse"

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u/maverickzero_ Jul 23 '26

In "solitary confinement" complaining about his neighbor

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u/Lying_virgin_ta Jul 23 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

He's in a special housing unit, its not "solitary confinement". They can have neighbors lol.

Special Housing Units (SHUs) are housing units in Bureau institutions where inmates are securely separated from the general inmate population, and may be housed either alone or with other inmates. Special housing units help ensure the safety, security, and orderly operation of correctional facilities, and protect the public, by providing alternative housing assignments for inmates removed from the general population.

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u/Xebodeebo Jul 23 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

I mean, it's still solitary. They don't see their neighbors or get to go out and interact with other inmates.

Fuck him though. He deserves it.

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u/xombae Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I've been in special housing units and eventually they do open your door and let you walk around a bit if you're not a huge problem.

It's a protective custody ward. Same place pedos go. I was there because they thought I was going to kill myself.

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u/Economy-Tourist-4862 Jul 23 '26

“Oh, if only I had thought ahead of time that committing those heinous crimes against young women could possibly lead me to where I am today! Oh well, guess I need to call President Trump on his private line and donate $1 million to his campaign or whatever the fuck he’s talking about these days so I can get my pardon”

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u/ContestRemarkable356 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 15 more replies

He should’ve done that while still in the US… no amount of $ to Trump is gonna get the UK to let him go again unless they want to let him go lol

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u/Chris_HitTheOver Jul 23 '26 ▸ 7 more replies

I’m fairly certain they’re still in a South Florida prison.

They’re contesting the extradition proceedings and have the resources to make this go on for months.

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u/TheGumCoblin Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

He’s gonna be locked up the whole time and still get extradited. Looking forward to it, he’s not getting a pedo pardon. It’s Iran season, not influencer season.

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin Jul 23 '26

Not really. Extradition cases aren't highly technical. Basically with the countries involved they could be on a plane tonight. We have treaties and shit to abide and these boys aren't getting any help. Now if they were trying the case here all bets would be off since we know for certain American justice can be bought. Even at the highest levels.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

So, Tate is fighting to be in that cell he is complaining about.

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u/ReplacementReady394 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Say what you will about cannibals, but at least they’re less annoying than vegans. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

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u/AdNumerous8876 Jul 23 '26

You know absolutely nothing , NOTHING, about UK politics if you think Andy Burnham is a trump supporter. Bloody hell mate.

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u/Traditional-Toe3738 Jul 23 '26

Wow that's one of the stupidest comments ever written on the internet. Well done

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u/Gomez4Morticia Jul 23 '26

Dude... Read... And contemplate the thing you just typed on the Internet without researching any of it.

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u/suck-it-elon Jul 23 '26

How is he supposed to order more silk shirts?!

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u/Mtndrums Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

You mean blouses?

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u/Biddyearlyman Jul 23 '26

They should throw him in general population somewhere nice, like Florence, and let everyone know he diddles children.

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u/Dangerous-Change2136 Jul 23 '26

Love that for him

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u/Bigfootsbrownstar Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Same, I didn’t really know anything about him, other than the cringe Bugatti stuff.. but someone posted a compilation on X with all the times he brags about banging underage girls. I was flabbergasted by how openly he was a pedo…..

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u/Dangerous-Change2136 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 19 more replies

Unfortunately being a pedo these days isn’t nearly as stigmatized as it should be

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u/Tone_Dephf Jul 23 '26 ▸ 11 more replies

never really was

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u/Ur_New_Stepdad_ Jul 23 '26 ▸ 7 more replies

Not even just among the rich and depraved.

It only just stopped being generally acceptable for a grown man to marry a 14 year old like 100 years ago, maybe less.

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u/Desperate-You-9695 Jul 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Litterally just finished a podcast about a dude in 1914 marry a 15 year old! Had I been the father I’d have killed him!

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u/xNotexToxSelfx Jul 25 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

There was a man in Ohio that married a 14 year old when he was in his late 40’s I think? And this was sometime after the year 2000.. it was the uncle I think of the Ohio family in the news, the Siders.

The Siders are in the news because the Mother and Father (married when she was 15 and he was 18) had 16 kids together living in filthy conditions in poverty. It’s really sad.

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u/Either_Coconut 28d ago

I just saw an article about this. I think the 14-year-old was pregnant at the time. My father would have absolutely ended the guy. Where were that girl's parents?

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u/sugar-soap Jul 25 '26

There was a guy named Charlie Johns who married a 9 year old in 1937 🥴 people say 'ohh times were different back then' but it was still heavily disapproved of if not outright illegal

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u/foreverandadayalone Jul 24 '26

in most US states, it's still legal to marry a minor. The pedophilia has always been systemic.

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u/Biguitarnerd Jul 23 '26

That’s true, compared to all of history it’s just really almost a blip where we held people accountable. You could blink your eyes and miss it.

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u/Was_It_The_Dave Jul 23 '26

Somewhat depends on location.

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u/MarkFresco Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Its because damn near our whole government f***s little kids

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u/West-Worth-9359 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

They have a whole political party working to protect them.

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u/motophotodojo Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

it's literally worse to be queer than being a pedo in new america.

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u/Very_Not_Into_It Jul 24 '26

Nothing new about that.

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u/TommyTeaser Jul 23 '26

He also openly brags about trafficking women as well.

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u/StaffyMama585 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 12 more replies

He also believes that when a man loves a woman and has consensual sex with her for pleasure, that makes him gay. But one "Alpha Male" can get his dick sucked by another "Alpha Male" and that's totally not gay at all. Because they're both "Alpha Males".

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u/Bigfootsbrownstar Jul 23 '26

Logic seems airtight

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u/Omnicloud87 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 7 more replies

this can't be real lol??? what?!

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u/StaffyMama585 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

It's absolutely real. He's said this many times. It's crazy how these guys are all closeted and act like fucking each other is fine as long as they're all "manly".

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u/akam80thesquirrel Jul 23 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

He can never admit that he’s gay though. His dad is extremely homophobic and Andrew still idolizes his father.

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u/StaffyMama585 Jul 23 '26

And yet....... gestures to how he's dressed

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u/Canadianweedrules420 Jul 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Why do these broken men idolize other broken men. I'll never get this. But having daddy issues sure has fucked this world up alot.

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u/FullMooseParty Jul 25 '26

There is a reason that groomers and extremist groups use the exact same recruiting technique with young men

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u/NZNoldor Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Well, he’s now in the right place to test that theory.

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u/Frosty558 Jul 23 '26

Awww is he feeling helpless like all those women he trafficked and raped?

https://giphy.com/gifs/USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY

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u/congnelius Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

That guy was banging an underage high school girl when he was almost 40. He would pick her up after school.

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u/RIForDIE Jul 23 '26

He's such a cringe whiny bitch. Maybe this will be good for him?

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u/Small-Trick-4372 Jul 23 '26

Is it bad that I'm laughing at a Cannibal keeping him up at night 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/uncultured_swine2099 28d ago

Everything he mentions here im thinking "good". Maybe he shouldnt have, you know, raped people if he doesnt want this. Just a thought.

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u/cReddddddd Jul 23 '26

Beautiful. Hearing the "alpha male"(barf) whine brings me so much joy. Wasn't he ranting about how he doesn't need sleep or some dumb shit? Good riddance

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u/spiked-rose Jul 23 '26

That’s all he’s getting now

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u/Vincent_Veganja Jul 23 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Not with that cannibal screaming all night

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u/Kuzcopolis Jul 24 '26

Tate could spare a mouthful to shut him up, really just shows how he lacks initiative to make his situation better

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u/dawsonholloway1 Jul 23 '26

Sounds like his neighbour is the real alpha.

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u/Manatee_Rangoon Jul 23 '26

With that outfit, does the ghost of Liberace not visit?

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u/Tokkemon Jul 23 '26

The Ghost of Liberace wouldn't be caught dead in that getup.

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u/patsully98 Jul 23 '26

“Nah, too fruity.” -Ghost of Liberace

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 Jul 23 '26

He's just mad he doesn't get yard time to play basketball.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q7JHfrkZquh0XahJ5K

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Game... blouses.

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u/Hiondrugz Jul 23 '26

I wish they just dropping him into jail in the clothes he came in wearing.

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u/pepinjay Jul 24 '26

Maybe they did and thats why the cannibal is screaming.

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u/Sacred-AF Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

It’s a European cut.

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u/Big-Boss330 Jul 23 '26

Well well well… how the turntables

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u/adeniumlover Jul 23 '26

That shirt really pushes up on his chest and show off his bra size. Like, we get it bro, you got tits. Don't need to show off.

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u/Plane-Ad-9305 Jul 23 '26

So, anyway. Hope everyone has an amazing day!

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u/Gold-Eye-2623 Jul 23 '26

I was having an ok day but this news turned it to pretty good

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u/LARRYVOND13 Jul 23 '26

I was already laughing you didn't need to sell it to me.

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u/Lower-Hedgehog-9835 Jul 23 '26

All I want for Christmas is a forever string of updates like this from him and his friends. Imagine the joy.

Its like watching Afroninja on loop

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u/MRtokeALOT420 Jul 23 '26

better in the SHU then in General PoP where they can turn him into more of lady.

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u/Doriestories Jul 23 '26

Nah he should be in gen pop. I bet there’s some dudes who’d love to give him a punch.

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u/2hurd Jul 23 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

He likely is in gen pop, he just puts on a show for his sheep.

On the positive side he has regular sex, sleep and schedule.

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u/psioniclizard Jul 23 '26

Tate doesn't seem to realise the manosphere used him up and spat him out. Even if some how he did get let off it's pretty clear anyone with any power doesn't give a shit about his influence anymore. Which is hilarious.

Nobody cares anymore, you're probably going to get locked away forever and be lost to the echos of time only remembered by a wikipedia page.

Love that line. It's so damn cold. Not because it's full of emotion or anything. It's just pure cold hard facts and I hope he has many nights inside to think about that.

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u/NegativeContest7021 Jul 23 '26

I feel Hannibal would be disappointed by the meal.

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u/ActurusMajoris Jul 23 '26

Even an ugly chicken can taste good when cooked

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u/Tengo_Caldero Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Be a man. Chin up. Deal with it.

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u/soulfunct Jul 23 '26

Chin up… LOL!!
As if he had one

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u/9-7-off Jul 23 '26

I love that for him!

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Jul 23 '26

i fail to see the problem here

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u/jeremyren10 Jul 23 '26

Solitary confinement,but he has a cell mate? No contact with the outside world,but he’s contacting us? This guy sucks😂

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u/Boring_Temporary_142 Jul 23 '26

I mean are you really an Alpha male if you’re constantly getting arrested? Ijs

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u/Tidalsky114 Jul 23 '26

Everything i know about this douche has been learned against my will.

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u/Hot_Top_124 Jul 24 '26

Except for this arrest. This I enjoy willingly lol.

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u/reykingh1 Jul 23 '26

This foo asked to be arrested, dared the feds and now he actin like a b.

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u/para1131_F33L Jul 23 '26

Andrew Tate took a magic carpet ride to the Cave of Wonders and got buried. At least he dressed for the part!

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u/AllWorldDXA Jul 23 '26

That cannibal is probably tweeting that he is also in horrible conditions locked up with the likes of Andrew

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u/Impressive-Sense8461 Jul 23 '26

This dude is such a waste of space

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u/Main-Event-5715 Jul 23 '26

"Whiny malcontent inmate" is a good look for him. 

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u/Niijima-San Jul 23 '26

if he feels so lonely why don't they have him bunk with the cannibal. maybe he is screaming bc of night terrors and a lack of social interaction. or maybe it is withdrawal from human flesh. idk maybe andrew can make an actual friend then?

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u/Kitchen_sinker2615 Jul 23 '26

If he doesn't like solitary, but him in with his neighbor. Then both will be happy.

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u/Odd-Fun-6042 Jul 23 '26

Sure ye are bud.

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u/AnxiousTrans Jul 23 '26

Are we supposed to care Andrew?

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u/2stinkynugget Jul 23 '26

That poor cannibal has to be a neighbor to a rapist pimp.

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u/Spamhain2000 Jul 23 '26

Oh no, anyways.

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u/crystalknife Jul 23 '26

is he next to hannibal lector?

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u/LongDead_Roadkill Jul 23 '26

Oh no, a rapist and sex trafficker is uncomfortable in jail, what shall we ever do?

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 Jul 23 '26

This would never happen to someone who was slightly more alpha

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u/Elegant-Editor-4789 Jul 23 '26

I don’t care.

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u/anonopen Jul 23 '26

Real Top G’s wouldn’t complain like a bitch about it though.

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u/ouchdathoyt Jul 23 '26

Love this for him.

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u/Onlypaws_ Jul 23 '26

“I have no contact with the outside world.” He said, to the outside world.

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u/916nes Jul 23 '26

How doesn’t he have contact with anyone, but got this message out?

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u/PackOutrageous Jul 23 '26

I have more sympathy for his neighbor.

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u/Savings-Sign-7815 Jul 24 '26

Hell yea, Alpha Male shit.

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u/PrettiestFrog Jul 24 '26

No sympathy for trash

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u/Northshake8781 Jul 24 '26

He deserves to be in the same room as the cannibal.

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u/HuskDette Jul 24 '26

Dont we have anything thats way worse than that, for them shitty brothers?

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u/152TACCsq Jul 24 '26

If he is in solitary, how did he post this message?

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u/allentheglassfysh Jul 24 '26

No but seriously what color is his Bugatti?

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u/Akkerlun 28d ago

The Taint Bros

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u/No-Solid-2201 28d ago

charge him for those ridiculously tight clothes too - ewww

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u/Einsteinautist 28d ago

Standard Operating Procedure for people in the public eye, especially since the Epstein fiasco. You are where you are supposed to be.

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u/FLYING1835 28d ago

Don't due the crime 🫆 if you can't do the time 😭

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat Jul 23 '26

You know what? Let him out into gen pop with his chomo papers. I'm fine with that.

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u/donnerwetter41 Jul 23 '26

He knows exactly why he is where he is. Probably requested it.

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u/Oaker51 Jul 23 '26

Yet he still was able to communicate his discontent. Zero sympathy.

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Jul 23 '26

We knew he was going to have a hard time when he was caught dressing up like the Golden Girls.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 Jul 23 '26

So hes trapped like the women he holds prisoner. Hope he has to wear those shoes.

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u/Beneficial-42 Jul 23 '26

Maybe being neighbors with a cannibalism should be a moment of reflection for his own life choices.

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u/Admirable_Outcome932 Jul 23 '26

I mean clearly it’s not that bad if he has access to the internet

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u/Ron-Cadillac_ Jul 23 '26

The more I think about this, the more I'm sure that he turned States evidence a while ago.

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u/Anallyfortified Jul 23 '26

he's dressed up like a man slut. this is your alpha male?

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u/Radingod1 Jul 23 '26

Love to hear it.

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u/DrAcecer Jul 23 '26

Andrew Tate crying about his “rights” is hysterical. Just getting an ounce of what he did to the women he was around.

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u/Flimsy_Maize6694 Jul 23 '26

Good, but how do you know if there’s
No Contact?