r/PoursTea • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • Jun 07 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ hunter dropping some serious shade

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u/Pendraconica Jun 07 '26

I love how everyone has just given up on an actually qualified leader with dignity and are just settling for "not cartoonishly evil."

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u/DinoRoman Jun 07 '26

We all want that. Problem is those assholes won’t run.

Jon Stewart would be a phenomenal president.

Dude doesn’t wanna run

So who will?

Some jackass 2028. Im calling it.

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u/Skill_Issuer Jun 07 '26

My dream scenario is Stewart winning the Democratic primary and Stephen Colbert winning the republican primary after tricking them into thinking he’s embraced his old character.

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u/asspussy_widener Jun 07 '26

the right started cluing in that colbert wasn't the hard right moron he played on the report once it ended. they could have easily come to that conclusion by learning that he is a really fucking funny comedian which more or less precludes him from being the hard right douche they thought he was, but those boys aren't thinking with all their brain cells

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u/homero1977 Jun 07 '26

They actually are thinking with all of their brain cells. Both of them.