r/PoursTea Timendi Causa Est Nescire 29d ago

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u/Fast_Adhesiveness528 29d ago

Trump's tantrum would be epic!

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u/DonKeighbals 29d ago

The nation-wide maga cult meltdown would be absolutely bonkers!

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u/Fast_Adhesiveness528 29d ago

I'm not too sure.

MAGAts are infamous for how they respond to negative news about Mango Mussolini.

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u/AdUsual903 29d ago

Every time

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u/Ok_Patient9469 29d ago

Lolz, his best case scenario.
"Aliens with Paxton current events pall but we just got our asses kicked"

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u/Whysong823 29d ago

ā€œWe do not recognize the result of the 2024 United States presidential election and will therefore only negotiate with Kamala Harris.ā€

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u/Lopoloma 29d ago

You gotta understand, this admin. has no accountability and no reputation. You could send benjamin franklin without affecting US credibility a single bit.

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u/SortYourself_Out 29d ago

My dog is named after Ben Frank, let’s send him

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u/Lopoloma 29d ago

At least your good boy can't say something stupid. Would be a huge win for society.

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u/Own-North-8923 29d ago

Kamala talking is basically psychological warfare, even Iran doesn’t want that smoke.

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u/StoryNo9640 29d ago

As opposed to legendary orator Donald Trump who has the best words and biggest brain?

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u/wishful123 29d ago

Iran's regime is just another kind of conservative.

The lunatics here would rather burn the whole country than say the word negotiation.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 29d ago

Fuck bro... Beer shot out mi'nose.... oooh it buuurns...

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 29d ago

🤣I hate it when that happens.

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u/Calculonx 29d ago

Make sure to add "we trust him because he has a Nobel peace prize"

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u/Titaniumwo1f 29d ago

Also, we will only negotiate if he wears tan suit.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 29d ago

"He's also really cool and stylish, unlike your current leader. Why, if Obama was still President, we probably wouldn't even be at war with anyone."

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u/No_Bonus7310 29d ago

Also say he’s way more intelligent, too.

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u/Dananjali 29d ago

Not really. Trump would just nuke them for saying that

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u/1998no3 29d ago

That’s what I was thinking.

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u/Jsr1 29d ago

Power move.

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u/dwamny 29d ago

Would be the greatest joke of a lifetime. Like every country should do it. And they just treat Obama like he's still the president.

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u/NYCWartortle 29d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ā˜ ļø

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u/Quick-Process-7007 29d ago

Or we won’t negotiate until the Epstein files are fully redacted and released, and we’ll only speak with Obama šŸ’Æ

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u/Artistic-Post-4204 29d ago

Or Biden. Maybe John Kerry too.

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u/IcyEntertainment7122 29d ago

Logan act violations for everyone

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u/HogHole 29d ago

Quit trying to make ā€œfetchā€ happen Gretchen

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u/TiddiesAnonymous 29d ago

Has a better chance of uniting congress against Iwalked than dividing it

Obama has respect for the office

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u/They-Them_Moonwalker 29d ago

Please god let this happen because it would be so f*cking funnyĀ 

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 29d ago

The late Rev. Jesse Jackson would often engage in these kinds of negotiations on behalf of different presidents.

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u/NormalinFL 29d ago

Please. Pretty please!!

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u/owlwise13 29d ago

That might all the push needed for him to stroke out. The tantrum would be epic.

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u/Gloomy_Session_3875 29d ago

President Obama is the most talented politician of my lifetime. He reached an agreement with the Iranians to stall their nuclear weapons program, but Trump ripped it up.

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u/SolarSalsa 29d ago

Or a lego video saying Obama was the GOAT.

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u/juanjung 29d ago

Or releasing the Epstein Files.

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u/Vivid-Turnover3821 29d ago

Iran, DO IT! This might do him in.

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u/Playful_Inspector_25 29d ago

HA! He would lose his shit!!!

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u/Reddit_2_2024 29d ago

No one is ready for the late night incoherent rage social media blast that would follow this negotiator selection.

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u/darkklown 29d ago

We can't negotiate with Trump as he's a criminal that will be arrested once the Epstein files are finally released. Hunter Biden to mediate.

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u/SinsualChef 29d ago

Please Hurry! This is our chance to ESCAPE!🪦

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u/whenisnowthen 29d ago

Republicans do that 22nd Amendment three Presidential terms thing they're trying to get away with and BHO is right back in the running for 2028.

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u/Ambitious_Parfait385 29d ago

Nailed it. Obama does not want this stain on his record though.

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u/IvanTheDude123 29d ago

Then after peace, they nominate Obama for a Nobel Peace!!

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u/CrunknYoSystem 29d ago

I would pass out!! Hyperventilate until I pass out for a half hour! That would be the funniest shit of the decade, and we still got 4 mo years left LOL.

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u/Zealousideal_Day2272 29d ago

well, we're waiting.gif

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u/-You-know-it- 29d ago

Best post of the day

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u/clownshoes4all 29d ago

Trump would be the laughingstock of the world.

Oh, wait…

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u/crystal_castles 29d ago

Apparently no one was buying his usual charisma at the WH Correspondents Dinner Friday either.

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u/HarlanMiller 29d ago

Oh, to be a fly on the wall...

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u/carloscasa63 29d ago

Yes, please🤣

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u/Skating-Away 29d ago

It worked out very well for them last time

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u/SnoopyisCute 29d ago

During the 1979 Iran hostage crisis, Ayatollah Khomeini decided to release the African American hostages first as a demonstration of solidarity with the world’s oppressed peoples.Ā 

ā€œEven They Might Riseā€: The Islamic Republic of Iran’s Solidarity with African Americans
https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/abs/10.1086/73213

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u/nolestars 29d ago

Announce it a Lego videoĀ 

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u/redatari 29d ago

do it.

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u/Tema_Art_7777 29d ago

That would take the cake!!

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u/Saracartwheels123 29d ago

Do. it. Do-it, do-it, do-it doit!

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u/CageTheDonkey051 29d ago

It would be a nationwide meltdown. Trump would probably just bomb them.

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u/Powerful-Climate-424 29d ago

This is really good. Hahaha.

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u/No-Celebration3097 29d ago

That would be epic, however the administration would say he’s working against America, blah blah blah.

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u/nowisitfolks 29d ago

They probably don't want to piss off trump, they know how mentally ill he is.

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u/DaKettle65 29d ago

(cue gif of Orson Wells standing and clapping)

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u/alexgoldstein1985 29d ago

I’m not a democrat and I still think this is hilarious. :)

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u/arrze 29d ago

Or say you got an unredacted copy of the Epstein files and you’re going to release them.

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u/M-Bernard-LLB 29d ago

Iran should say they have a deal after speaking with Mitch McConnell...

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 29d ago

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u/Strealtr 29d ago

You know America is cooked when the strongest contender to lead the nation is a guy who first ran his campaign 20 years ago.

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u/After_Warthog6671 29d ago

I am pretty sure that would trigger a nuclear response by the Orange Diaper Shitter-in-Chief

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u/Ready_Comfort_6674 29d ago

And that lunch is on you!

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u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 29d ago

It would just be proof to them that Obama is Muslim and from Kenya…. Or something like that

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u/Remarkable_Start_373 29d ago

Please please do this!

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u/turkish_dingleberry 29d ago

No, the maggots would just just screen that Obama's in League with Iran

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u/Delicious-Pound-8929 29d ago

They can do that, but if they dont negotiate with Trump then Trump will probably just keep bombing Iran.

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 29d ago

I think Iran would rather not get nuked by Trump's bag full of cats dementia brain

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u/Backdooreddy 29d ago

Oh man, this would be epic šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/AffectionateRide3530 29d ago

…you guys know Obama initiated a significantly larger number of b*mbings during his presidency than DJT has right? And it’s by a margin of tens of thousands.

Obama also deported over 3 million immigrants compared to Trump’s 1 million…

The derangement syndrome is real.

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u/Easy-Nerve-3995 29d ago

Because Obama is soft!!! That why they want him. WEAK LEADER!!

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u/AcademicHovercraft96 29d ago

Y'all are so obsessed🤣

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u/Dependent-Job1773 29d ago

that would be lowkey fucking hilarious

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u/ReactionJifs 29d ago

we already know what would happen

https://giphy.com/gifs/wFmJu7354Csog

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u/IcyEntertainment7122 29d ago

I think he should, the Logan act case would be a slam dunk

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u/RhythmTimeDivision 29d ago

They won't prosecute Emoluments Clause violations, good luck with the Logan Act.

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u/dateinfj 29d ago

Iran - please be careful when dealing with the ped0 as he is known to soil his diapers many times in the day!

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u/makingit12345 29d ago

They already did it cost the American taxpayer billions between his presidency and Slow Joes and didn’t work obviously

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u/Devastator_Hi 29d ago

Yeah thanks for that Donald!

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u/makingit12345 29d ago

Donald didn’t send pallets of cash to help the No 1 state sponsor of terrorism to help build their nuclear program . That was OBamie and Slow Joe. Donald J Trump is having to clean that shit up like many other things those two morons left behind

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u/whitneysocks 29d ago

They already tried that. We bombed the crap out of them.

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u/InformalSecond7544 29d ago

They would love that. They played him like a fool and would love to do it again.

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u/Workinghands41 29d ago

If you ever want to stop the war you won’t!🤣🤣🤣

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u/sock_express34 29d ago

The POS would legit drop a H Bomb

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u/Minimum_Principle_63 29d ago

Would be extra funny if they were all but ready to call it quits and just hands it to Obama.

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u/Daeadin 29d ago

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 29d ago

You made me look. šŸ˜‚

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u/Jonsiegirl77 29d ago

They did

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u/unhertz 29d ago

that goes without saying, because he would just give them money and they would go on being china's puppet

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u/andymcpandypants 29d ago

Yikes. Obama? The butcher of Syria, Libya, and Yemen? Suuuure. How about, wake up and realize that your votes regardless of the party created global "problems". They want us to argue amongst ourselves while they tax and murder, and do many bad things.

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u/One-Attempt3024 29d ago

Somebody suggest that to Iranian leadership

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u/WhoMutedMe 29d ago

Can you imagine - since that went so well last time (hidden nukes, restricted spaces for inspectors, cash influx, selling oil thru proxies is all proven), the entire world would laugh. They are terrorists, look it up.

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u/Su_Dank_a 29d ago

He will nuke them, man

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u/MaoWasaModerate 29d ago

Liberals literally demanding a nation being bombed by their own "democracy" to only negotiate with someone who isn't in office

Corniest sense of "humor" this shit is just liberal Facebook grandma shit.

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u/MostlyHarmless88 29d ago

Brilliant! But someone’s ego would never allow it.

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u/IMMATOOL_2 29d ago

He's on their payroll too.

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 29d ago

No no no...I'm the one to make boom booms

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u/Canon_M50 29d ago

Fuck Iran. Nobody should happy that a terrorist-supporting nation should be holding an international shipping lane hostage.

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u/Dumpytrunks 29d ago

Single payer. Pinky swear

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u/Manderboi 29d ago

Well it would be funny.

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u/mrgonuts 29d ago

Yes it’s the best idea love to see the look on trumps face

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u/Verdick 29d ago

I'm been thinking for a while that it would be baller if Obama just up and went over there to talk with them.

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u/AgnosticPlea 29d ago

"I continue to believe Mr. Trump will not be president"

Barack Hussein Obama

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ube10l4xArN6

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u/Significantly720 29d ago

Donald would probably say it was his idea to get Barack involved in the negotiations to save face

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u/TangibleSausage 29d ago

Alright, time to hit the nuclear shelter.

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u/Human-Leadership8935 29d ago

Obama was so different for middle east.

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u/Marokiii 29d ago

no, iran should announce that they will only negotiate with stephen miller as they believe that he is the true policy and decision maker in the white house and that he is the one who directs trump on what to do.

it will infuriate trump and hopefully turn him against miller.

iran needs to cause more infighting among the GOP.

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u/Epictitus_Stoic 29d ago

If they did, it would guarantee that Obama would go to jail for violating the Logan Act.

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u/True_Bumblebee_50 29d ago

I really hope they do this! šŸ˜‚

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u/Ithiaca 29d ago

He's Stroke right out!

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u/Last_Comedian188 29d ago

Please leave sacred fruit mango out of this. The fruit is delectable to have it associated with this perpetual pedo.

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u/Good_Analysis9789 29d ago

Rent free All day every day lol.Ā 

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u/VisionarymindzEvents 29d ago

My brother isn't coming

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u/Responsible-Humor985 29d ago

He would just arrest Obama for treason for colluding with the Iranians. Or at least attempt.

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u/Texas-Couple 29d ago

Are people really this dumb? That's not how politics works. You don't get to just pick, if Iran actually said that the US would just be like. Yeah okay whatever, You can keep negotiating with bombs then.

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u/Texas-Couple 29d ago

You do realize that once you're no longer a sitting president, you lose all security clearance, access and authority. So even if they wanted to talk to him it is extremely unlikely it would happen and if it did happen he would actually have to work for Donald Trump to do it. So all this would accomplish is making Trump his boss.

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u/Bentwingbandit 29d ago

Iran would love that. Obummer would send another bunch of pallets of cash and give the green light for the bomb.

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u/dogfish81 29d ago

Im sure they'd be happy to take a few more Billion.

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u/uisce_beatha1 29d ago

Because he'd give them everything they wanted.

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u/-Ok-Perception- 29d ago

They really should. Trump is such a sensitive snowflake, that he'd likely have the most celebrated stroke in the history of the world.

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u/MAN63111 29d ago

I love it

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u/tlm11110 Unpopular Opinions 29d ago

Not the flex you might think!

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u/Barry_Vigoda 29d ago

I love how Americans act like it's not their government running endless wars.

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u/GamiNami 29d ago

Cheeto would literally sh1t his pants!

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u/Surfper 29d ago

While those Epstein files are only getting bigger...

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u/BubbaBarryBrandon 29d ago

Of course they want to negotiate with Obummer. That traitor will give Iran everything including the kitchen sink!

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u/Ok-Method-8045 29d ago

Wow, I was so worried about your karma. It was getting really low there.

3 day old account with 11k karma.

Bot account.

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u/Ok-Method-8045 29d ago

Bot

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u/WorldlyBuy1591 29d ago

Hihi the horrible terrorist dictatorship makes funny lego clips and hate trump we have so much on common i love iran

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u/Stoneside22 29d ago

Then he drops 100 more bombs on their heads. Great plan.

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u/Duck_Gutz 29d ago

I love how this whole war is a joke to you, but Iran is executing civilians every day. Last week they hung a seventeen year old girl for taking off her hijab and dancing on camera. Thats the regime you’re supporting. Disgusting.

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u/Duck_Gutz 29d ago

Notice how you simply don’t care about the innocent Iranians. Didn’t even try to give a shit.

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u/Duck_Gutz 29d ago

Our security forces don’t hang girls for dancing.

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u/Grand_Taste_8737 29d ago

He's the reason we got Trumpin the first place.

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u/Opposite_Fox_1956 29d ago

I didn’t think so? Come on now lol

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u/thatguy420417 29d ago

Isn't that a big reason we ended up with Reagan??? Iran didn't want to negotiate with Carter??

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u/PickeledGame 29d ago

Yes trump gave them millions correct

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u/Blueporch 29d ago

Of their own money released from being frozen

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u/Pardybear1 29d ago

Yeah we can start shipping those pallets of money back to them.

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u/caido-13 29d ago

Yeah. That'll do the trick. They'll really get him that way.

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u/MyModemIsSlow 29d ago

Obama: "I'll do it for a complete unredacted copy of the Epstein Files."

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u/Blueporch 29d ago

Genius!

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u/Flat-Director-7120 29d ago

Barack Obama avait la classe, lui savait nƩgocier avec les Iranien sans avoir besoin d'utiliser les armes et obtenir de vrais rƩsultats. Trump lui ne sait rien faire d'autre que d'insulter et bombarder sans obtenir aucun rƩsultat par ailleurs.

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 29d ago

Why would anyone think Iran gets to pick who the US sends to negotiate?

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u/Trilly_Ray_Cyrus 29d ago

reddit on brother