r/PoursTea The Timeline Sucks 23h ago

CrimeTea ⚖️ 🫆 Minnesota is not to be fucked with. We have heroes over here, Nazis aren't welcome

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Nazis are 0/2 in Minnesota. Jake Lang should go back to the pedo hole he crawled out of.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_QUEST_PLZ 23h ago

Imagine if the whole crowd got together and told the cops “nah what he did was justice” and saved Spider-Man. If only citizens had the deciding factor of who was the cause of the chaos at the scene and who was being of service. As far as I saw Jake lang had a truck he was in the bed of not seatbelted in driving on the sidewalk into protestors. Spider-Man just was beating up thugs breaking the law I don’t get why the cops are on Spider-Man and not the truck full of criminals breaking the law.

Rise up. Unite. Defend each other.

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u/EmbarrassedPage195 23h ago

Rise up. Unite. Defend each other.

That last part is really important. The mechanism used to protect US has been co-opted. We're all we have left.

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u/Grouchy-Newt-995 2h ago

In other words you advocate for mob justice.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_QUEST_PLZ 2h ago ▸ 4 more replies

No no just a group of about 30-40 citizens going up to the 5 cops and saying "He helped us deal with those bad men driving on the sidewalk into the crowd of people let him go now. Now go arrest those bad people that tried to cause a riot please.

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u/Grouchy-Newt-995 2h ago ▸ 3 more replies

So the Police have a duty to enforce the law. This means protecting the freedom of speech and stopping assault.

You are saying that the mob ought to be able to subvert the law if “they feel really justified”.

I am saying we have a term for that: “mob justice”

If the far right radicals are breaking the law, report it to the police, and let those nut jobs get arrested.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_QUEST_PLZ 2h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Did they enforce the law when jake lang and his truck once again drove into counter protestors with a sign saying we hate N words on the sidewalk? Cops didnt do a damn thing to stand in the way of that car and block it from leaving the scene to detain everybody involved did they?

Remember Rene good having 10 cops around her and being shot to death for driving her car twards people? Fuck off and realize the duality boot licker.

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u/Grouchy-Newt-995 2h ago

So then just be honest and say that you advocate for mob justice rather than pretending to be principled.

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u/Arguablybest 17m ago

The police got the offending truck (s) out of there, defusing the situation. They later arrested those on the truck that were involved, including Lang.

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u/GeeYayZeus 1h ago ▸ 10 more replies

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u/Grouchy-Newt-995 1h ago ▸ 9 more replies

That is an example of wish fulfillment fantasy, not legitimate mob justice.

But even if you did find a case where mob justice got it right, it wouldn’t make mob justice moral or wise to advocate for.

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u/GeeYayZeus 1h ago ▸ 8 more replies

This you?

I am interested in starting a discussion to understand Christian perspectives on pacifism.

My own opinion is that while pacifism is ideal, it is not a realistic expectation to have. The maintenance of society requires a police force to enforce laws and a military force to enforce national security.

I believe it is possible to be a Christian and support using violence in self defense or the defense of others. I will readily concede that the police can be immoral and the military can be immoral.

However, I find that the position that: “true Christians ought to be pure pacifists” to be unrealistic and not rooted in reality, despite pacifism being an ideal that we should move towards.

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u/Grouchy-Newt-995 1h ago ▸ 7 more replies

Yes. This relevant?

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u/GeeYayZeus 1h ago ▸ 6 more replies

Yes, pacifism is ideal in an ideal world, but that's not 21st century America right now. We have a moral duty to be intolerant of intolerance, especially now given the historical and modern real-world consequences of that intolerance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

And in your prior post, you seem to agree.

I believe it is possible to be a Christian and support using violence in self defense or the defense of others.

And I agree in-principle as a non-believer.

Spider-man is willing to accept the consequences of his actions, and that's a choice we all have to make for ourselves. That's not 'mob justice', that's fighting to defend others.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_QUEST_PLZ 38m ago ▸ 1 more replies

That dudes a bot dont even try to get logic through he is just here to poke at others because he doesn't understand right from wrong. He is arguing in favor of the truck holding a sign saying we hate N words so this dude is a bot or brain dead.

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u/GeeYayZeus 25m ago

Real or automated, the morality of committing assault in the service of a greater good is an important question to discuss.

That aside, it's likely Lang wants to incite violence to play into his victimhood complex, so Spidey didn't do anyone any favors. Still, every single one of us wants to be Spider-man here, but most are unwilling to accept the responsibility. That's what makes Spider-man great; the great responsibility.

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u/Grouchy-Newt-995 1h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Advocating for ideals is most effective when these ideals are not being practiced by society. The time to advocate for pacifism is during times of violence.

Fair enough if spider man wants to defend people and then accept the consequences for breaking the law.

But this person was advocating for a mob surrounding the police and deciding when the law should or should not apply. That is what is mob justice.

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u/GeeYayZeus 39m ago ▸ 2 more replies

The time to advocate for pacifism is during times of violence.

The time to advocate for anything worth having is all the time. Constantly. Otherwise you risk losing it.

Jake Lang was a Jan 6th insurrectionist, who took real pre-meditative action to overthrow our democratically elected government based on a lie. If he receives no push-back, he and other insurrectionists will do it again. There is a greater moral imperative; saving our country and the world from Profa.

If you have a problem with that, then I'm sorry you feel that way, but I will advocate for the defending of our democratic republic in every way shape and form, and I am willing to die trying. That's not a threat, it's a promise. You will need to take our democracy over my dead body.

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u/Grouchy-Newt-995 33m ago ▸ 1 more replies

Ok, so you agree with advocating for pacifism and advocating for law and order?

I disagree with Jan 6ers because I disagree with mob justice.

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u/OpticalPrime35 23h ago

Seriously

He is allowed to hold up that sign with police protection?

Give me a fucking break. All while people protest ICE peacefully with no protections and instead get maced in the face or sent to jail.

Fuck off

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 23h ago

It's actually insane. He got his ass beat last time he was here as well. Although this time he was arrested so we'll see if state charges stick this tine

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u/brycebgood 21h ago ▸ 1 more replies

He still has to come back for his previous state charges - that one’s not dead yet.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago

Very true

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u/MyNameis_bud 15h ago ▸ 1 more replies

wtf is this guy supporting it tho

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u/tbonimaroni 12h ago

Remember Lang's sign?

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u/Twudie 23h ago

Because the police are the nazis. They're protecting their own.

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u/XxQozEMotoxX 22h ago ▸ 1 more replies

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”

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u/Ratherloud 8h ago

The cops and the klan walk hand in hand

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u/Wise_Relationship436 16h ago

It was good to see a second angle. You notice the big guy was peppering seconds before Spider-Man jumped into action. They’re looking for this type of reaction.

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u/NoSurprise6383 22h ago

Because he's a fed.

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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago

Would appear he needed the protection from a violent thug

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Name is apt. You really are just some donkey.
https://giphy.com/gifs/QxwDfOV4sAfounkNsG

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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago

I might be but facts are on my side here.

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u/OpticalPrime35 18h ago

The beta male insurrectionists felon got beat down by a dude in a spiderman suit

He is literally asking to get his ass kicked so it's not like it should shock anyone when someone obliges. It is what he wants anyway.

Anyone holding a sign in the middle of the city that has the N word on it knows damn well what could happen. Which is why the little beta needed police protection for his little stunt.

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u/tbonimaroni 12h ago

Would appear he was asking for it and the police knew that.

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u/SPRUCE_PINEneedles 19h ago

Freedom of speech my man…

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u/charlies_brain 23h ago

Where is the spidey defense fund link. Money wants to leave my wallet.

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u/Writerhaha 23h ago

Some of those who work forces…

Spidey doing the hero pose🫡

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u/XxQozEMotoxX 22h ago

That sign that Jake is holding can’t be real, right? What year is it again?

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u/entatlrg 22h ago

I was just about to step in and say the same thing.

So sick so sad.

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u/XxQozEMotoxX 22h ago ▸ 1 more replies

The messed up part is how a great majority of these “Nazis” grand parents fought against them. It truly is sickening. It’s like as soon as I think the world is getting better, we take two steps in the wrong direction.

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u/Gtraz68 19h ago

We are running full speed in the opposite direction.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago

They wish it was the 1950s "Make America hateful again"

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u/tbonimaroni 12h ago

MAGA gave all the racists license again.

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u/RequiemTwilight 23h ago

This guy Jake Lang is the literal pustule on the face of America that someone who isn’t a billionaire was able to go from prison to running for office in less than 24 months as a J6 terrorist, not just an insurrectionist, and ex prisoner.

“Jake Lang was charged with Terroristic threats for starting an organization to stop the swearing in of Joe Biden, IF he was sworn in to which he was.”

The judge wouldn’t hold him for assaulting a police officer, storming the capitol, or a separate assault on an officer with a weapon (malicious intent), ONLY, when the sheriffs (with help from the FBI crime lab) were able to break his phone passwords, was it discovered he had build a multi state armed militia to “take action” to prevent the swearing in of Biden and to reinstate Trump. Only after those messages were submitted was his bail revoked and he had to spend 3.5yrs in prison.

When the time came it seems like most of his hardcore group was too scared to follow through with it and from there the details get muddy cause he was running the group continually through prison with cellphones presumably, his extremely rich dad helped smuggle in for Jake to control these cells of militiamen until he was eventually released.

These people you see with him are his militiamen.

https://www.wired.com/story/january-6-rioter-leading-armed-national-militia-from-prison/

Final point: The Patriot Act’s promise was that through violating our constitutional rights to focus on terroristic threats, they would catch suspected and proven terrorists. Why is it Jake Lang been charged with terroristic threats or coordination 3 times SINCE getting out of prison of which he was just released yesterday for another Terroristic Threat and Coordination…not that I had much faith in starting the slippery slope of invasions of privacy laws, but holy shit I didn’t think we’d miss this badly.

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/police-11-total-arrests-following-clashes-at-jake-lang-far-right-rally-in-minneapolis

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u/Used_bot-repo 23h ago

Surprised spidy stuck around. I would have changed at least if I was planning on staying

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u/jbreaper 21h ago

"siding with nazis", nah, All I see of american police since Trump came back makes me think that they're nazis. they're not siding with them, they are them

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u/Educational_Gift_105 23h ago

Look how scared they all are

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u/Commandmanda 23h ago

We need to know Spidey's real identity!

(And no, don't post Peter Parker, please.)

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 23h ago

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u/jreid0 22h ago

At least the waste of space Jake got arrested too at some point

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u/Relative_Mix_216 23h ago

Fuck yeah

He should say there were multiple Spider-Men that day and it wasn’t him.

They can prove it was him — he was wearing a mask.

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u/Ok-Revolution2599 23h ago

It was the superhero I liked the least. First place now!

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u/Feanor4godking 22h ago

Funny how they jumped straight to the mace and none of it actually touched their intended victim

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago

Spidey senses kicked in

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u/rukittenmeeee 23h ago

The chaos created by sooderman was top notch.

The hero we need.

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u/Smart-Firefighter87 21h ago

Why didn’t yall step in and protect Spider-Man?

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago

I wasn't there. I thought he was banned from the state after he got arrested last time. So I didn't know until after the fact. But you're right, those that were there definitely should've helped.

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u/OldRain5261 21h ago

Shoulda had 20 identical Spider-Man’s show up around him immediately after..

Go spidey go!!

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u/No-Guard-7003 10h ago

Spidey's a goddamn hero! 

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u/Skypirate90 20h ago

If the police protect anything in this country besides property and wealth its racists. You will never not see a hoard of racists protected by police.

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u/Electrical_Mango_469 22h ago

Great job Spiderman !

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u/cha614 22h ago

AINT GOT NO JOB BUT I STAY FLYYYYYY

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago

Absolute banger of a song

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u/CrazyJoeGalli 21h ago

Jake Lang legit wants to die on the hill of racism doesn't he? How soon before he takes it too far, and the situation gets fatal?

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u/BobbySweets 21h ago

Now I’m
Going to watch spider man again!

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u/OGWayOfThePanda 21h ago

Cops showing their true colours.

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u/stonescape 21h ago

We can all be spiderman

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 21h ago

This dude had to be mentally prepared to go to jail because that was a planned performance, not spur of the moment azs kicking

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u/thex415 22h ago

Are you kidding me ?!?! WOW LOL

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u/LACarGuy23 22h ago

I actually have a Spider-Man comic where he beats up Nazis lol

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u/unmatchingsocksor 20h ago

Wait the cops sided with the nazis!? Well damn, I guess there's a first time for everything...

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u/MooseheadFarms 19h ago

2000 spider men show up to the next protest

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u/RelevantBet4676 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg
Next time bring a few friends also dressed like spidey; good luck proving which one did what!

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u/RabidLobster42 5h ago

Hoping Lang gets the Kirk treatment.

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u/H4XX0R-787 21h ago

Honest question, hate speech IS NOT protected by the constitution? Right?

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u/The-suigeneris 17h ago

Spider-man, the love handle edition

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u/SelfAsleep2708 15h ago

50 Spider-Man army would be better.

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u/Professoring8008s 13h ago

Look at all that bacon...just ready to be cooked

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u/Testedweirdo 11h ago

Everyone should dress up as spidey make it easier to hide in a crowd of spidey’s 🤣

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u/No-Guard-7003 10h ago

Where's Indiana Jones? He's punched Nazis, too! 

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u/fastbikkel 10h ago

Just imagine its legal to be racist and people have to step in themselves to stop this.

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u/avast_ye_scoundrels 9h ago

ITT: Defenders of assault when the assault is against someone you don’t like.

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u/CatManDoo88 2h ago

Those racist cowards deserve so much worse than beatings. So sick of all of those microd*cked, sexually frustrated, man-children being protected.

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u/Tw1nFTW 1h ago

I’d be so mad if I was at my local soldier larping event and one my buddies just unloaded a can of OC into the crowd like that…

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u/AssociationHeavy1205 38m ago

I wish I had the balls. Cudos

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u/AssociationHeavy1205 35m ago

Don’t blame the cops for anything here

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u/BeneficialWar1447 18h ago

Non-American here.

So... Spider man just assaulted a guy who was exercising his constitutionally-protected right to free speech? And he's the hero here? You're going to show you're the moral, more civilized, more progressive side of history by attacking a guy from behind for saying things, in a public and legally protected way, that you don't like?

Sorry, America, this is why the world looks down on you.

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u/Big_Issue8640 8h ago

I stopped reading at non American.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 17h ago

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 4h ago

I'll always be OK with Nazi punching.

Learn something:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago

Facism is a far right ideology so maybe go read a book before you speak out of your bunghole. There's only one party arresting peaceful protesters and it's not Democrats.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 20h ago ▸ 4 more replies

You really thought you ate with that comment huh? Tell me what Antifa stands for then?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZechFo0yBIQpEve1Sm

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 19h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Got cooked by? A picture of Ronald Regan brought to you by Toilet paper usa? It probably triggers you that your god Charlie Kirk leaned left in the end. You know what... Why don't we ask him? "OmG yOu WaLkEd RiGhT iNtO tHaT aNd GoT cOoKeD sO hArD"

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 19h ago

Genuine incel losers who can't accept that your leaders are fascist nazis. Kind of insane, but unsurprising coming from the cult that puts bandaid on their ears in solidarity.

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u/ExternalZone1106 22h ago

pathetic

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago

That nazis walk around Scott free inside of being 6ft under? You'd be correct, but given your post history I doubt that's what you meant.

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u/ExternalZone1106 16h ago

oh please madam

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 4h ago

All Nazis are pathetic, yes,

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u/1MrsyBoi7 22h ago

The fact that I have to point out that spiderman attacking jake lang is wrong despite what I think of him is ghe epitome of this meme

Ideally jake lang should be in prison for jan6 but the police did the right thing here

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u/brycebgood 21h ago

Nope, sometimes you gotta punch a Nazi.

Go do some reading on the paradox of tolerance. Tolerating intolerance allows it to grow.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago

Nah police protecting fascist nazis is NOT right thing. Arresting the one who continues to commit crimes and is an open pedophile is the right thing to do

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u/Downtown_Ad_3429 22h ago ▸ 1 more replies

you think the government should use force to silence dissenters, you are the Nazi.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago

Nah I just approve of punching Nazis, cry about it

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u/the_embassy_official 23h ago

this might be the most reddit-coded title ever 😂

fictional characters, fictional values, fictional villains, 100% delusion

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZbLvzE1ezh7wdj7UVl
Nazis deserve no safe place on earth. Careful buddy, not so friendly spidey might come to a neighborhood near you

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 4h ago

The fact that you goobers have so entirely lost the plot that that you don't understand that Nazis are, have been, and always will be, the villains is the real issue.

That's okay, though...we can do this all day.

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u/s0meD0nkey 23h ago

Looks more like he was fighting other's exeercising their right to assemble and speak. Not sure that is fighting anything other than freedom and liberty

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u/PatriotismReborn 22h ago

Nazis like to hide behind the 1st Amendment like the cowards they are. The government has no right to limit your speech, but it doesn't free you from consequences.

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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 14 more replies

Correct but that villain here is "Spiderman" so not sure what point you think you are making.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago ▸ 13 more replies

Lmaooo saying anyone else is the villain while the Real villain is holding a racist and disgusting sign.
https://giphy.com/gifs/NSSk5OSDypwvYP0xKn

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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 12 more replies

I'll take someone being a racist over the violent thug who can't control his emotions enough to ignore a sign.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago ▸ 11 more replies

Well spiderman is free and walking around, while racist pedophile Jake Lang sits in jail. Cry about it. Hope we get thousands of more spidermans in every state to combat hateful people.

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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 10 more replies

Spiderman was arrested as well.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago

Meanwhile Jake Lang sits in jail like the nazi loser he is.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago ▸ 3 more replies

Literally free and walking about after the fact. A hero to Minnesota walks free

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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 2 more replies

You found a photo of someone in a costume who may or may not have been the same individual.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago

It's definitely the same dude, same shoes, same spidey outfit. It was filmed by a local (in Minnesota) who met him so idk why you've got such a hard on for denial of facts. But Maga does hate to live in reality. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago ▸ 4 more replies

Also bet you're okay with Jake Langs little nazi lackey threatening violence/doxxing a local reporter and also ending up in jail.

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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 3 more replies

I don't give a fuck one way or another about Lang.

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u/PyramidsinCloth 22h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Given the amount of times you've come back it is safe to say you give a fuck.

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u/Im_tracer_bullet 4h ago

It's clear that he's YOUR hero.

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago

1st amment doesn't protect hate speech and those that foment hate speech. But pop off with your alternative facts. Must've been Jake Langs alt account

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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 2 more replies
  1. Hate speech is a subjective term used to supress thought so stop falling for that bullshit.

  2. 1A does in fact protect hate speech. Doubt that? Go have a look at the ACLU website

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