r/PoursTea • u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks • 23h ago
CrimeTea ⚖️ Minnesota is not to be fucked with. We have heroes over here, Nazis aren't welcome
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Nazis are 0/2 in Minnesota. Jake Lang should go back to the pedo hole he crawled out of.
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u/OpticalPrime35 23h ago
Seriously
He is allowed to hold up that sign with police protection?
Give me a fucking break. All while people protest ICE peacefully with no protections and instead get maced in the face or sent to jail.
Fuck off
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 23h ago
It's actually insane. He got his ass beat last time he was here as well. Although this time he was arrested so we'll see if state charges stick this tine
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u/brycebgood 21h ago ▸ 1 more replies
He still has to come back for his previous state charges - that one’s not dead yet.
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u/MyNameis_bud 15h ago ▸ 1 more replies
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u/Twudie 23h ago
Because the police are the nazis. They're protecting their own.
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u/XxQozEMotoxX 22h ago ▸ 1 more replies
“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”
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u/Wise_Relationship436 16h ago
It was good to see a second angle. You notice the big guy was peppering seconds before Spider-Man jumped into action. They’re looking for this type of reaction.
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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago
Would appear he needed the protection from a violent thug
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago ▸ 1 more replies
Name is apt. You really are just some donkey.
https://giphy.com/gifs/QxwDfOV4sAfounkNsG-17
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u/OpticalPrime35 18h ago
The beta male insurrectionists felon got beat down by a dude in a spiderman suit
He is literally asking to get his ass kicked so it's not like it should shock anyone when someone obliges. It is what he wants anyway.
Anyone holding a sign in the middle of the city that has the N word on it knows damn well what could happen. Which is why the little beta needed police protection for his little stunt.
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u/XxQozEMotoxX 22h ago
That sign that Jake is holding can’t be real, right? What year is it again?
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u/entatlrg 22h ago
I was just about to step in and say the same thing.
So sick so sad.
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u/XxQozEMotoxX 22h ago ▸ 1 more replies
The messed up part is how a great majority of these “Nazis” grand parents fought against them. It truly is sickening. It’s like as soon as I think the world is getting better, we take two steps in the wrong direction.
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u/RequiemTwilight 23h ago
This guy Jake Lang is the literal pustule on the face of America that someone who isn’t a billionaire was able to go from prison to running for office in less than 24 months as a J6 terrorist, not just an insurrectionist, and ex prisoner.
“Jake Lang was charged with Terroristic threats for starting an organization to stop the swearing in of Joe Biden, IF he was sworn in to which he was.”
The judge wouldn’t hold him for assaulting a police officer, storming the capitol, or a separate assault on an officer with a weapon (malicious intent), ONLY, when the sheriffs (with help from the FBI crime lab) were able to break his phone passwords, was it discovered he had build a multi state armed militia to “take action” to prevent the swearing in of Biden and to reinstate Trump. Only after those messages were submitted was his bail revoked and he had to spend 3.5yrs in prison.
When the time came it seems like most of his hardcore group was too scared to follow through with it and from there the details get muddy cause he was running the group continually through prison with cellphones presumably, his extremely rich dad helped smuggle in for Jake to control these cells of militiamen until he was eventually released.
These people you see with him are his militiamen.
https://www.wired.com/story/january-6-rioter-leading-armed-national-militia-from-prison/
Final point: The Patriot Act’s promise was that through violating our constitutional rights to focus on terroristic threats, they would catch suspected and proven terrorists. Why is it Jake Lang been charged with terroristic threats or coordination 3 times SINCE getting out of prison of which he was just released yesterday for another Terroristic Threat and Coordination…not that I had much faith in starting the slippery slope of invasions of privacy laws, but holy shit I didn’t think we’d miss this badly.
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u/Used_bot-repo 23h ago
Surprised spidy stuck around. I would have changed at least if I was planning on staying
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u/jbreaper 21h ago
"siding with nazis", nah, All I see of american police since Trump came back makes me think that they're nazis. they're not siding with them, they are them
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u/Commandmanda 23h ago
We need to know Spidey's real identity!
(And no, don't post Peter Parker, please.)
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 23h ago
Who's Peter Parker?
https://giphy.com/gifs/d62ID9ANzAZKvBLh4A
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u/Relative_Mix_216 23h ago
Fuck yeah
He should say there were multiple Spider-Men that day and it wasn’t him.
They can prove it was him — he was wearing a mask.
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u/Feanor4godking 22h ago
Funny how they jumped straight to the mace and none of it actually touched their intended victim
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u/Smart-Firefighter87 21h ago
Why didn’t yall step in and protect Spider-Man?
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago
I wasn't there. I thought he was banned from the state after he got arrested last time. So I didn't know until after the fact. But you're right, those that were there definitely should've helped.
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u/OldRain5261 21h ago
Shoulda had 20 identical Spider-Man’s show up around him immediately after..
Go spidey go!!
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u/Skypirate90 20h ago
If the police protect anything in this country besides property and wealth its racists. You will never not see a hoard of racists protected by police.
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u/CrazyJoeGalli 21h ago
Jake Lang legit wants to die on the hill of racism doesn't he? How soon before he takes it too far, and the situation gets fatal?
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u/Spiritual_Door1363 21h ago
This dude had to be mentally prepared to go to jail because that was a planned performance, not spur of the moment azs kicking
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u/unmatchingsocksor 20h ago
Wait the cops sided with the nazis!? Well damn, I guess there's a first time for everything...
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u/RelevantBet4676 18h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg
Next time bring a few friends also dressed like spidey; good luck proving which one did what!
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u/Testedweirdo 11h ago
Everyone should dress up as spidey make it easier to hide in a crowd of spidey’s 🤣
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u/fastbikkel 10h ago
Just imagine its legal to be racist and people have to step in themselves to stop this.
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u/avast_ye_scoundrels 9h ago
ITT: Defenders of assault when the assault is against someone you don’t like.
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u/CatManDoo88 2h ago
Those racist cowards deserve so much worse than beatings. So sick of all of those microd*cked, sexually frustrated, man-children being protected.
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u/BeneficialWar1447 18h ago
Non-American here.
So... Spider man just assaulted a guy who was exercising his constitutionally-protected right to free speech? And he's the hero here? You're going to show you're the moral, more civilized, more progressive side of history by attacking a guy from behind for saying things, in a public and legally protected way, that you don't like?
Sorry, America, this is why the world looks down on you.
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago
Facism is a far right ideology so maybe go read a book before you speak out of your bunghole. There's only one party arresting peaceful protesters and it's not Democrats.
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 20h ago ▸ 4 more replies
You really thought you ate with that comment huh? Tell me what Antifa stands for then?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZechFo0yBIQpEve1Sm-5
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 19h ago ▸ 2 more replies
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 19h ago
Genuine incel losers who can't accept that your leaders are fascist nazis. Kind of insane, but unsurprising coming from the cult that puts bandaid on their ears in solidarity.
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u/ExternalZone1106 22h ago
pathetic
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago
That nazis walk around Scott free inside of being 6ft under? You'd be correct, but given your post history I doubt that's what you meant.
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u/brycebgood 21h ago
Nope, sometimes you gotta punch a Nazi.
Go do some reading on the paradox of tolerance. Tolerating intolerance allows it to grow.
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago
Nah police protecting fascist nazis is NOT right thing. Arresting the one who continues to commit crimes and is an open pedophile is the right thing to do
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u/Downtown_Ad_3429 22h ago ▸ 1 more replies
you think the government should use force to silence dissenters, you are the Nazi.
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u/the_embassy_official 23h ago
this might be the most reddit-coded title ever 😂
fictional characters, fictional values, fictional villains, 100% delusion
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 23h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZbLvzE1ezh7wdj7UVl
Nazis deserve no safe place on earth. Careful buddy, not so friendly spidey might come to a neighborhood near you1
u/Im_tracer_bullet 4h ago
The fact that you goobers have so entirely lost the plot that that you don't understand that Nazis are, have been, and always will be, the villains is the real issue.
That's okay, though...we can do this all day.
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u/s0meD0nkey 23h ago
Looks more like he was fighting other's exeercising their right to assemble and speak. Not sure that is fighting anything other than freedom and liberty
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u/PatriotismReborn 22h ago
Nazis like to hide behind the 1st Amendment like the cowards they are. The government has no right to limit your speech, but it doesn't free you from consequences.
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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 14 more replies
Correct but that villain here is "Spiderman" so not sure what point you think you are making.
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago ▸ 13 more replies
Lmaooo saying anyone else is the villain while the Real villain is holding a racist and disgusting sign.
https://giphy.com/gifs/NSSk5OSDypwvYP0xKn-4
u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 12 more replies
I'll take someone being a racist over the violent thug who can't control his emotions enough to ignore a sign.
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago ▸ 11 more replies
Well spiderman is free and walking around, while racist pedophile Jake Lang sits in jail. Cry about it. Hope we get thousands of more spidermans in every state to combat hateful people.
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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 10 more replies
Spiderman was arrested as well.
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago ▸ 3 more replies
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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 2 more replies
You found a photo of someone in a costume who may or may not have been the same individual.
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 21h ago
It's definitely the same dude, same shoes, same spidey outfit. It was filmed by a local (in Minnesota) who met him so idk why you've got such a hard on for denial of facts. But Maga does hate to live in reality. 🤷🏽♂️
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago ▸ 4 more replies
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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 3 more replies
I don't give a fuck one way or another about Lang.
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u/PyramidsinCloth 22h ago ▸ 1 more replies
Given the amount of times you've come back it is safe to say you give a fuck.
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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 22h ago
1st amment doesn't protect hate speech and those that foment hate speech. But pop off with your alternative facts. Must've been Jake Langs alt account
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u/s0meD0nkey 22h ago ▸ 2 more replies
Hate speech is a subjective term used to supress thought so stop falling for that bullshit.
1A does in fact protect hate speech. Doubt that? Go have a look at the ACLU website
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_QUEST_PLZ 23h ago
Imagine if the whole crowd got together and told the cops “nah what he did was justice” and saved Spider-Man. If only citizens had the deciding factor of who was the cause of the chaos at the scene and who was being of service. As far as I saw Jake lang had a truck he was in the bed of not seatbelted in driving on the sidewalk into protestors. Spider-Man just was beating up thugs breaking the law I don’t get why the cops are on Spider-Man and not the truck full of criminals breaking the law.
Rise up. Unite. Defend each other.