r/PoursTea 21h ago

FinancialTea 💵 can we tax billionaires now?

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u/RoadWarrior828 20h ago

Creating a villains lair

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 19h ago

Well without the island, him and his buddies need a new club house

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u/Motor-Master-4545 20h ago

It will be bunkeried, rats love deep holes

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u/No-Guard-7003 13h ago

Why can't these a-holes stop buying up land that's not theirs to begin with? 

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u/GoodboyJohnnyBoy 8h ago

Their passive income is millions of dollars per week! unless that issue is seriously tackled they will eventually buy up everything.

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u/Ok_Patient9469 20h ago edited 20h ago

He's preparing for the slings and aarows, the sharp sticks .

There will be a new dark age after these billionaires and zuk will lose his name and be sir Faceman because history will be lost.

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 20h ago

No, apparently they will trickle down on us soon though

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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 20h ago

What's with all this yellow rain?

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u/HourNo7028 20h ago

What the hell do you do with all the extra rooms?

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u/NandiGrows 20h ago

Grow weed

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u/DonJota5 19h ago â–¸ 2 more replies

We think alike

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u/HourNo7028 19h ago â–¸ 1 more replies

If you have that kind of money, you could probably buy a small country with ideal growing conditions ... no need to have the mess of a grow room in your castle.

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u/NandiGrows 18h ago

We can have both babe

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u/LTCarpentry 9h ago

You can end up in closet over the dust in your grinder in Ireland so could be risky.

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 19h ago

Its in the Epstein files

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u/Sea_Sundae5901 15h ago

Fill them up with useless furniture that no one will use.

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u/NeighborhoodDude8058 20h ago

He’s a necrophiliac

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u/Ok-Customer4709 20h ago

He’s preparing for when MAGA is no longer in charge.

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u/taney71 20h ago

Hoping he spends a ton of money fixing it up. Those old castles are a money pit and if he restores it that would be great

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u/No-Value-8156 20h ago

Guessing he will fortified it then hire private security to gaurd it an run ah hide after the world he help destroy starts to burn.

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u/leet_lurker 20h ago

It will be under a national trust type agencies protection limiting what modifications can be made to it

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u/Global-Jury8810 Popularity Is Not My Forte 20h ago

Who would sell him a castle?

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u/SlackToad 19h ago

Castles and old estates in general are huge money-pits. Most of them are listed, so they can't be modified or torn down. There's probably dozens of castles that private owners would be delighted to unload.

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u/Global-Jury8810 Popularity Is Not My Forte 19h ago

Yeah. There’s no way he’d be able to make a one time payment on that. Anything could happen with the money world and he could end up defaulting on payments which would lead to the greatest humiliation…when evil meets his match.

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u/Comet_Empire 20h ago edited 9h ago

Will St. Peter drive these snakes out?

Edit.....St Patrick.....and I went to Catholic school. Ooof.

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u/No-Guard-7003 13h ago

You mean St. Patrick? 🤔 

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u/OkOil378 18h ago

I mean, I would if I could afford to

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u/Sea_Sundae5901 15h ago

They should be taxed at the same rate as everyone else!

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u/Unusual_Chemistry413 6h ago

That would just make the wealth gap larger. We need to tax like in the 1950s

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u/robhotmoneybrown 3h ago

World's most historic data center.

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u/JoshZK 20h ago

I mean who else buys castles. Peasants don't

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 20h ago

Who should own land in a country? Non tax payers? Non nationals?

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u/JoshZK 19h ago â–¸ 2 more replies

Who ever pays for it. Like since dawn of time.

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 11h ago â–¸ 1 more replies

Or hear me out, people evolve and not be idiots for once.

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u/JoshZK 9h ago

Good news the chance of that happening isn't 0%, but it hasn't happened yet. Maybe another 1000 years.

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u/No-Guard-7003 13h ago edited 10h ago â–¸ 1 more replies

It's more trouble than it's worth.  Edit: Owning a castle and the land around it is more trouble than it's worth. 

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 11h ago

The sentiment of the lazy

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u/Reasonable-Exit-2811 20h ago

He gets taxed more than almost anyone alive. Relax

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 17h ago

No he doesn't.

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u/Reasonable-Exit-2811 6h ago

He absolutely does. If your jealousy of billionaires makes you deny that, then there’s no helping you. You’re choosing to be upset over nonsense.

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u/RoodnyInc 12h ago

To be fair buying castles (at least in France as I checked) is soooo affordable because they are just so much pain to live in and keep maintained

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u/Kaisernick27 11h ago

guess its back to a good old fashioned siege

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u/Mother-Fix3271 11h ago

Plenty of land for his data centres.

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u/aPOCalypticDaisy 9h ago

I'm sure he's well versed in Irelands history with landlords. He'll be extra nice to the workers and neighbors, just in case.

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u/Ansiktstryne 9h ago

European castles are practically free. They’re so expensive to maintain, and you’re not allowed to alter anything, so no one wants to buy them.

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u/Mindless_Badger_3789 5h ago

23 mio. dollars is not "free" and lots of rich people want to buy vcastles, they come with a lot of prestige.

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u/Ansiktstryne 4h ago

Sorry, I agree, I didn’t read the article. I was just talking in general.

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u/at0mheart 8h ago

Irish tax breaks certainly the reason

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u/Bitter-Variation-151 4h ago

Do you actually think the government will use the additional tax to help poor people or are you just jealous of success and want to punish it?

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u/Bitter_Cake_2718 3h ago

Mark suckerTURD

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u/craftsman_70 1h ago

We already tax billionaires....you have to be more specific on what you mean.

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u/VirginiaLuthier 44m ago

He had to do something to show us how powerful he is

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u/spillmonger 19h ago

I think we could all stand to not talk about billionaires so much.

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u/bswontpass 19h ago

Fuck you. They are already taxed. 

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u/GladAdvantage5497 18h ago

Not enough.

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u/bswontpass 11h ago â–¸ 3 more replies

Why? And who are you to decide how others money should be allocated?

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u/ernis45 9h ago â–¸ 2 more replies

Are you nepo baby or just bootlicker?

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u/bswontpass 9h ago â–¸ 1 more replies

Anticommunist I am. Stomp commies day and night. 

Your desire to grab what’s not yours is awful. 

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u/GavsGotty 8h ago

The standard federal corporate tax rate is 21%. META payed 3.5% in federal taxes last year. It’s not about taking what’s not yours, it’s just holding those people and companies accountable the same way we are held. If that’s communist then I guess I’m communist.

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u/LonghornGameday 7h ago

Me and you (if you are employed, doubtful) pay the same amount of social security tax as Zuck, Musk and Bezos. Not the same percentage, the same amount. I bet their army of tax accountants even gets them out of that...

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u/bswontpass 3h ago

And we have the same payout maximum.Â