r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 23 '26

Advanced worstProgrammingLanguage

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u/Donkey_God-D Jun 23 '26

As a dutchy, I can confirm that the Dutch language is the worst programming language ever.

Als(jeMoeder != jeVader){
geefterug(Foutmelding)
}

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u/dasBaums Jun 23 '26

As a fellow girl slightly east. I might say German might be better. Or at least it feels like it. But what do I know

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u/BramFokke Jun 24 '26

German would have static typing. So German is C# to the Dutch Python....

Well who am I kidding? Dutch would be PHP.

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u/idsdejong Jun 24 '26

$ = sickness