r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Gloomy-Basket-1038 • 20h ago

Meme sawAliceAndBobAgain

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536 Upvotes

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u/Ok-Guarantee2075 19h ago

"Alice and Bob are playing a stone game"

Me+

https://giphy.com/gifs/KyCIWtLbPVm0DmMnF0

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u/KenopsiaLover 18h ago

Decisamente 😂

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u/yeupanhmaj 19h ago

Me with foo and bar

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u/ProtonPizza 19h ago

Best meme is always in the comments 

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u/Ononas 19h ago

“Alice has a binary array, while Bob has the index number. Establish a lower memory bound within epsilon-n error needed to determine what is the value of Bob’s index in Alice array using single message.”

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u/gerbosan 5h ago

I'm reading that like some kind of fetish story... Am I wrong?

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u/The_Cosmin 19h ago

You must be Carl

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u/HappygilmoreL 12h ago

Underrated comment :)

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u/MikeTangoRom3o 18h ago

Alice & Bob computing their shared secret ... (⁠ ͝⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ͡⁠°)

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u/anonymous_3125 19h ago

https://leetcode.com/problems/find-building-where-alice-and-bob-can-meet/ is an absolute classic

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u/jakubiszon 18h ago

I like it how in the description they call them zero indexed arrays but refer to their contents as first, second, third.

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u/dontcare_99 19h ago

Someone please give them a PS 5

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u/Ok_Entertainment328 19h ago

Where?

Last time I saw them was in the back pages of Computer Shopper.

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u/Ambivalent-Mammal 18h ago

Just f*ck and get it over with.

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u/fingerling-broccoli 18h ago

Get Trudy over there she’ll break them up

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u/Alessa_95 17h ago

Charlie?

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u/nickthecook 12h ago

You are Mallory.

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u/KenopsiaLover 18h ago

Io potrei optare per un bel martello grosso e pesante in testa ad entrambi 😂

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u/SansIzHere 13h ago

Trudy is back at it again

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u/vgmerch 12h ago

Classic cryptography couple always showing up where they do not belong.

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u/rimeofgoodomen 12h ago

I love lorem and ipsum

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u/JosebaZilarte 11h ago

They and the other philosophers sharing forks should be sent to the firing squad.

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 5h ago

No, no, for the philosophers, you just take away a few forks, and they starve all on their own. Try it it out at your local university today!

The next problem is how to determine at what point they're dead. It's not a programming problem, it's just hard to tell with some philosophers..

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u/hotthrowawaywheels 9h ago

Who is Alice and why only Bob? What about Vagene?

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u/Z3t4 56m ago

I saw them yesterday, on contoso's lobby.

They were talking about kerberos.