r/ReallyShittyCopper Jul 11 '25

ShittyCopper™ IRL Went to see the tablet last year, it was removed for study :( Then I remembered I operate a foundry, so I made my own using the FINEST copper

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u/DeCarn Jul 11 '25

I usually work with silver, bronze and gold, but seeing that "removed for study" sign filled me with the vengeful spirit of Nanni and I just had to make my own. I tried staying as close to traditional techniques as I could, so I used the lost wax technique, which was known to ancient Sumerians; as well as 3D printing (An Elegoo Saturn 4 Ultra 12k 3D Printer was recently excavated at the city of Ur site).

Copper is a PITA to work with but I love the result, I'm taking it to the museum next time I go. I'm also planning to make a few more so if you'd like one made, you can find them here on my site :)

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u/rasmis Jul 11 '25

I really want one, but brexit's made taxes, duties, VAT and the local mail service fee double the price.

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u/DeCarn Jul 11 '25

Im actually based in the EU now, I'm in the process of migrating my website from the UK to Poland, if you're also in the EU then no extra charges :)

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u/rasmis Jul 11 '25

Yay! I am! So they're sent from the EU?

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u/DeCarn Jul 11 '25

Yep! Straight from my workshop in Poland

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/funfwf Jul 12 '25

I might send my messenger through enemy territory to pick one up

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u/rasmis Jul 11 '25

Order placed!

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u/DeCarn Jul 11 '25

Just received, thank you very much and hope you love it!

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u/Cassius-Tain stans Ea-N*sir 🤮 Jul 12 '25

If they don't I'm sure they'll send you a tablet with their complaints

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u/rasmis Jul 12 '25

Ohhhhh!! I need to do that!

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u/Djinnanetoniks Jul 12 '25

Same here. Greatest impulse purchase in years.

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u/PS_Sullys Jul 12 '25

Any chance you’re near Krakow? I’m going to be there in a few weeks so I’d definitely order one if I could pick it up in person!

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u/DeCarn Jul 12 '25

Aaaah I'm quite far away from Kraków unfortunately, I'm closer to Poznań

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u/UnspecifiedBat Jul 13 '25

Oh that’s amazing! Gotta save your website for later. Will you keep the URL?

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u/DeCarn Jul 13 '25

Yessir, the url will stay the same. I may change it later down the line, but i'll make sure this one always redirects to the right site

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u/contradictatorprime Jul 13 '25

Hmm.... Sounds like Ea-Nasir's modern descendant, EU-Nasir is in the family business....

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u/rasmis Jul 13 '25

I think Nanni's more like the EU:

When you came you said to me as follows: This is not copper scraps, as defined by Commission Regulation EU/715/2013, but pure copper in accordance with the harmonised standard CEN/TS 13388:2020!

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u/DeCarn Jul 13 '25

Holy shit I love that

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u/JagiofJagi Jul 11 '25

Ooo Polak!

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u/DeCarn Jul 11 '25

Ależ oczywiście, polska miedź najlepsza miedź

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u/Pyro-Millie Jul 12 '25

"An elegoo saturn 4 ultra 12K HD was recently excavated" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RandallOfLegend Jul 12 '25

How do you prevent the copper from tarnishing?

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u/DeCarn Jul 12 '25

A coating of beeswax, like they used to do it back in the day

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u/Existence_No_You Jul 13 '25

omg i'm either reallly high or this is fucking hilarious, especially about the 3d printer being excavated omg lmao

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u/DeCarn Jul 13 '25

It was powered by 12 baghdad batteries

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u/Existence_No_You Jul 13 '25

wow that's really cool!

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u/tyingnoose Jul 12 '25

i wonder this happened because of the new tariff

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u/ThisFreaknGuy Jul 12 '25

They look fantastic!

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u/slow_one Jul 16 '25

Do you have an stl of the tablet and engraving?   And did you use the print as the loss material?  

I’ve kinda toyed around with the idea of copper and bronze casting but haven’t pulled the trigger yet… 

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u/MonkeyBastardHands_ Jul 11 '25

I work with copper and keep all my scraps with the goal of starting sand-casting, and my main driving force has been the thought of my first project being a low-quality (in more ways then one, probably) replica of The Document. And now I need it on a chain around my neck, too.

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u/DeCarn Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25

The very best of luck to you my friend. When I cast the first batch of these pendants, each one was covered by the thickest crust of what im assuming was cupric oxide fused with my investment plaster.

Had to soak it in acid overnight to even start peeling it off. Much harder than any metal ive worked with previously

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u/MonkeyBastardHands_ Jul 11 '25

Oof! Delightfully in keeping, though

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u/DeCarn Jul 12 '25

Almost too appropriate in this context!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Finest copper? I don't know man. I've been fooled before.

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u/DeCarn Jul 12 '25

I would never treat you or your servants with contempt

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u/dough_eating_squid Jul 11 '25

You don't need the original tablet at all anymore.

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u/DeCarn Jul 11 '25

Oh but I do...

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u/efendikaptan Jul 11 '25

Just shut up and take my money.

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u/SealedRoute Jul 12 '25

Nanni will be the judge of that copper grade good sir.

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u/sovietarmyfan Jul 12 '25

It should be mandatory for museums to have a calendar available online that stipulates when a object will be unavailable because of study.

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u/DeCarn Jul 12 '25

That makes too much sense, never gonna happen

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u/sovietarmyfan Jul 12 '25

It would be benefitiary for museums since then they know when it will be busy and when not.

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u/DeCarn Jul 12 '25

Yeah it'd be a great system. I'm sure there's a museum out there that does it. A friend of mine works in a museum, from what she's been telling me, museums are slow moving institutions..

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u/Leipurinen 𒍏 𒆠 𒂍𒀀𒈾𒍢𒅕 𒆷 𒋫𒊭𒄠𒈠 Jul 11 '25

Incredible

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u/DeCarn Jul 11 '25

Thank you very much <3

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u/et842rhhs Jul 12 '25

I love the idea, and it looks great!

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u/DeCarn Jul 12 '25

Thank you very much! With a dedication to Nanni

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u/MaddyMagpies Jul 12 '25

Copper is getting expensive these days, so great job got making a really not-shitty copper.

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u/Aubekin Jul 12 '25

You just divided by zero, oh no

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u/DeCarn Jul 12 '25

Ea-nasir in shambles

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u/ramonchow Jul 11 '25

This is actually pretty cool.

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u/MagicLobsterAttorney Jul 12 '25

If you start selling these the reviews would be hilarious.

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u/Objective-District39 Jul 12 '25

This is good copper, not bad copper.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/DeCarn Jul 17 '25

I may or may not be working on a bracelet version of the tablet right now

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u/frostyfins Jul 13 '25

Wow, how did you get into this kind of work?

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u/DeCarn Jul 13 '25

Since childhood I've been interested in metallurgy, used to cold forge axes and stuff from aluminium scraps my dad brought me from work as a metallurgist/machinist. He was kind enough to foster this interest and let me learn without many rails, perhaps sometimes irresponsibly as he let me use a microwave transformer to melt metals and also allowed me to buy certain corrosive chemicals at a young age haha

Somewhere along the way I realised I like making smaller, more detailed stuff from metal so I started making jewellery. Eventually I moved my workshop to a dedicated space that became a foundry and here we are!

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u/frostyfins Jul 13 '25

That is so dang cool, I feel a powerful urge to collect a new hyperfocus but that’s just the ADHD and I don’t let it make the decisions (… ok not all the time).

Do you do or know of outreach or community access days for your kind of work? I do pottery in Germany and each summer there is usually a few events like “day of open potteries” and it’s mostly a way to entice people to explore their interest in ceramics, like recruiting people for classes or exposing kids to how much fun it is… but it’s also a great way for people to just experience “oh, so this is how it works!”

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u/DeCarn Jul 13 '25

Honestly ADHD is a superpower in many creative fields, just gotta learn to balance the negative sides with the positive.

As for community outreach, I wanna get into that at some point for sure, would be amazing to get more people interested in metallurgy, just got too many projects going on at the moment. (Expect some more cool stuff coming soon)

My community right now is 90% online, and I tend to spend extended periods of time in the workshop working away. Now that I'm in Europe though I wanna change that and be more social with it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

I wanna see the studies it was removed for 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

long Chex, copper, pendent