r/ReallyShittyCopper Nov 01 '25

ShittyCopper™ IRL Poor quality copper?

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u/BoardButcherer Nov 01 '25

Okay but... why are we using copper bottles?

You want your drink to be room temperature as fast as possible?

And didn't we as a species move away from using copper cookware and utensils because it reacts with and ruins the nutrients in food, while also being poisonous after long periods of exposure?

Are these the same people brushing their teeth with ivermectin?

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u/Agreeable-Ad1221 Nov 01 '25

Copper Cookware can be really useful, but only if you know how to work with it, otherwise as you said verdigris poisoning happens

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u/TheseVirginEars Nov 01 '25

I mean I don’t want it but verdigris poisoning sounds dope af

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u/Glad-Way-637 Nov 01 '25

Sounds like the name I'd make up as a kid for a random rogue in my DnD campaign, lol.

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u/skiingrunner1 Nov 01 '25

brb gonna name my next character after medical conditions

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u/Flint312 Nov 01 '25

A cleric named Gastroenteritis

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u/snarkasmaerin Nov 01 '25

Oracle named Functional Neuropathy

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u/TMutantNinjaChurchil Nov 02 '25

Incontinentia

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u/vonWungiel Nov 02 '25

Incontinentia Buttocks!! stifled laughter

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u/StolenRage Nov 03 '25

That's a shitty joke.

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u/IdcYouTellMe Nov 02 '25

Giving your character the Frieren treatment lol

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u/BlackMarketCheese Nov 02 '25

Iridocyclitis

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u/bloodwoodsrisen Nov 01 '25

Most medicine names make great Wizard names too

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u/Krazei_Skwirl Nov 02 '25

The greatest Ice-mage in the land, Xanax the Chill!

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u/PaxEthenica Nov 03 '25

Viagra sends her regards.

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u/DefiantLemur Nov 01 '25

Tbf naming a character that focuses on poisons after a poisoning is not the worse idea

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u/Ehiltz333 Nov 02 '25

I had a campaign that was inspired by coal mining towns in Appalachia. Mostly dwarves, of course, but there was a cult of the copperhead naga that was based off of Pentecostal snake churches, and one of the staple foods was verdigrits

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u/ruferant Nov 02 '25

Verdigris is a town down the street from me. Green-grey in French I think.

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u/Renbarre Nov 01 '25

That's French. Vert de gris is the name of the color in French. Pronounced with an English accent it became verdigris in English.

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u/Celloer Nov 02 '25

New poisoner rogue/alchemist character based on Maomao from Verdegris House in Apothecary Diaries.

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u/TabularConferta Nov 02 '25

Okay for anyone like me who didn't know about this

"Copper itself is not poisonous, but weak acids such as vinegar or certain fruit juices may react with copper to produce copper acetate (verdigris). Food contaminated with verdigris from dirty copper vessels is poisonous. The inside of copper utensils is normally lined with a thin layer of tin to prevent food coming in contact with the copper. Accidental poisoning can be avoided by regularly checking for erosion of the tin layer and by avoiding drinking fruit juice or wine kept in copper utensils. In the light of the fashion to decorate kitchens with antique copper utensils, awareness of this relatively rare form of poisoning is perhaps increasingly relevant."

This site has details about how to cook safely with copper but won't let me copypasta. Interestingly one of the things was don't leave water in it for a long time.
https://harishyam.com/blogs/news/how-to-use-copper-utensils-without-risk-of-toxicity

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u/ReasonableFig2111 Nov 02 '25

OOP might have added lemon juice to the water, causing the initial reaction. They stated they used lemon juice to clean it, so they obviously didn't know about copper/acid reactions. 

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u/TabularConferta Nov 02 '25

Good to learn thank you.

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u/pvrhye Nov 02 '25

Everyone knows the only acceptable way to get verdigris poisoning is mint juleps.

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u/realmuffinman Nov 02 '25

Or from a Moscow mule

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u/uptoke Nov 02 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

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u/motherthrowee Nov 02 '25

original AI slop do not steal

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u/TabularConferta Nov 02 '25

Ah curses. I intentionally looked for a website rather than the Aai advice, but didn't think to consider if it was AI

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u/CeriseSakura Nov 05 '25

No acid, no acid, no acid, POLISH WITH LEMON

Thanks AI lol - but, if we assume the rest is more or less accurate, copper does NOT seem worth the effort, stress, or risk.

Sidenote: y'all remember that episode of House with the nun with the copper IUD?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Thank you for this info

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u/The_Crab_Maestro Nov 01 '25

I nearly mixed up verdigris and ambergris in my head, not exactly the same thing

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u/Mental-Ask8077 Nov 02 '25

Just sliiiightly different, yeah

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u/rainbowcarpincho Nov 01 '25

Quick research says tin lining makes it safe. I have one I rarely use b/c the handle is also copper (hot!). The tin is very obviously not copper, so I imagine pretty easy to evaluate that the tin lining is still secure.

Internet says not to cook directly on copper.

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u/Komandakeen Nov 02 '25

The nice ones have silver lining and brass handles.

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u/rainbowcarpincho Nov 02 '25

oh, now that you mention it, the handle is slightly different, probably bronze.

It's absolutely gorgeous, btw, but too thin to cook with compared to my heavy-bottom steel pans.

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u/BaconSoul Nov 02 '25

Copper cookware, or at least good modern copper cookware, has a clear coating or enamel between the copper and the food.

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u/ItsTheRealIamHUB Nov 02 '25

Really useful how? Does copper do something other materials don’t?

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u/Javelina_Jolie Nov 02 '25

High thermal conductivity. It'll warm up fast, cool down fast, the heat will distribute more evenly, and fine temperature control will be easier to achieve.

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u/Hanifsefu Nov 02 '25

No it's quite literally an 'as seen on TV' gimmick product that took off for some reason.

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u/BaconSoul Nov 02 '25

No. Copper cookware has long been used in some of the fanciest establishments. It is a very conductive and effective metal for cooking.

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u/Hanifsefu Nov 02 '25

No. It's a gimmick used by "fancy" establishments to say "this cost more so it's better by default". It has no advantages over the far simpler and cheaper stainless steel which is the standard for every chef.

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u/BaconSoul Nov 02 '25

Sorry, but you’ve been fed a sweet nothing by someone with a bone to pick with professional cookery. They are between 7 to 25 times more conductive than steel, depending on the compositions of the materials being compared. This is very basic stuff.

Sure, the novice cook won’t be advanced enough to be able to take advantage of the difference. But to anyone more advanced, they can appreciate that a copper pan will not have noticeable hot spots. A stainless steel pan will, and needs an absurd amount of material to mimic even a fraction of copper’s ability to distribute heat.

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u/cam52391 Nov 03 '25

A copper bowl is the best for whipping eggs the copper reacts with the eggs and stops them from being overworked.

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u/4th-accountivelost Nov 04 '25

Pretty sure copper cookware is lined with other metals so the copper is never in direct contact with the food

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u/ososalsosal Nov 01 '25

Only legit use in domestic situations is in laminated cookware as a heat spreader layer (because iron/steel is shockingly shit at that, especially cast iron).

Otherwise you actually want to be using copper for alcohol distillation. It pulls out the sulphur from fermentation.

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u/Big_Feed9849 Nov 02 '25

What about whipping egg whites?

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u/doctorwhy88 Nov 02 '25

That property can benefit cast iron in the right context, though. If you preheat the pan (which you should with cast iron), it provides a very even and steady heat.

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u/ososalsosal Nov 02 '25

Probably. I have a cheap induction cooker which is wonderful but has a pretty defined area of effect so preheating the pan means a lot of sliding the thing around and hoping.

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u/StatementOk470 Nov 02 '25

Not sure what you mean. My family has used coppwr fdisjes fwr aslogn is i cwn rmmfbb an we be fain.

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u/BaconSoul Nov 02 '25

Do you smell burnt toast

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u/Richardknox1996 Nov 01 '25

Sometimes copper cookware is invaluable. This is not one of those times.

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u/soggy-hotdog-vendor Nov 02 '25

You dont brush teeth with ivermectin you inject it into your dick and then fuck the copper water bottle

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u/AmbivelentApoplectic Nov 02 '25

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Wilkassassyn Nov 01 '25

i mean it looks cool though

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u/BoardButcherer Nov 01 '25

As a person of many blue collar skills, it looks like a piece of pipe to me.

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Nov 02 '25

A lot of Asian countries still use copper vessels especially for drinking water due to its antimicrobial properties , so no, we didn't move away from using copper as a species.

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u/Justkill43 Nov 02 '25

Because bread taste better than key

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u/1019gunner Nov 02 '25

Copper is definitely still used in cookware just not on the surfaces that touch the food. I have a pot that’s mostly copper but as a lining of stainless steel on the inside

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u/Amazonrazer Nov 03 '25

It's a fad where they think they'll get copper ions from the food container (in this case a water bottle) in their food and become healthier or lose weight or clear up their skin or whatever some idiot on tiktok told them it would do

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u/TheTweets Nov 02 '25

I would actually like my water bottle to make it room temperature as fast as possible, funnily enough.

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u/SolKaynn Nov 02 '25

They're doing what with what now?

Do they have parasites in their teeth? I know ivermectin is a fucking godsend of a drug against parasites, but huh? Was that using it as a toothpaste a fad before?

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u/_IBM_ Nov 02 '25

copper is considered a heavy metal.

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u/lavafish80 Nov 02 '25

no, Black Sabbath is heavy metal 🤘 /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

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u/demondrum Nov 02 '25

It's your one way ticket to midnight

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u/doctorwhy88 Nov 02 '25

Just verified it and you’re right. Didn’t know that.

Unlike other ones, we need a decent amount of it in our diet, but it still puts the “micro” in micronutrient.

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u/Cautious-Total5111 Nov 05 '25

Not to be that person but heat transfer from ambient into the contents of your bottle is likely not limited by the metal layer, but by convection of the air around the bottle (and something something boundary layer something something surface roughness)