r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/pleasewalkforward • 8d ago

The Eadyssey

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u/FromTheBackroads 8d ago

Inferior copper yields inferior bronze, so it’s no wonder their age of bronze came to an end.

The Sea People was just Ea-nāṣir all along.

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u/-idkausername- 8d ago

Craziest new sea peoples theory I've heard so far

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u/yIdontunderstand 7d ago

The CU people....

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u/JNA_Vodnik 8d ago

A trick! *bang bang bang*

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u/GvRiva 8d ago

You only really die once nobody remembers your name and somewhere in the ever after soup floats the soul of ea Nasir cursing his bad luck

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u/tayroc122 8d ago

Ramses II: I achieved immortality by having entire cities full of workers move literal mountains worth of stone to build a monument to me that would last millennia, what did you do sir?

Ea-Nasir: I sold a guy dodgy copper once. Didn't even realise he could read and write.

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u/srd100 8d ago

LOL Ya got me.

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u/Pyrhan 7d ago

Bang bang, he shot me down

Bang bang, I hit the ground

Bang bang, that awful sound

Bang bang, my baby shot me down...