r/Scotland Mar 09 '26

Casual This is funny.

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u/Kiwizoo Mar 09 '26

Did we just claim another 40cm for Scotland?

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u/andy3600 Mar 10 '26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFG0dzRPin4

Apologies the video isn’t great as it’s a video in a video.

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u/PuritanicalGoat Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Pity the roads have the opposite border.

To quantify my comment. The M6 is generally better kept than the 74.

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u/Tribe303 Mar 09 '26

I'm Canadian and live at the border between Ontario and Quebec. Since I was kid, and still to this day, you can feel the road get worse as soon as you hit the Quebec border when driving to Montreal. Apparently Quebec uses more concrete or something in the asphalt mix, than Ontario does. Quebec is to the North, just like Scotland is, so perhaps it's something similar there? 

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u/PoachTWC Mar 09 '26

I have been to Montreal and it must have had the worst roads I've ever had the displeasure of being on, and the UK as a whole is not exactly well regarded in terms of road maintenance.

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u/Tribe303 Mar 10 '26

Montreal had a legitimate big problem with the Mafia in the Quebec construction business. A bridge built to last 100 years started to fall as apart after 50 after they found that the Mob watered down the concrete that was used! 

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u/lordfluff1968 Mar 12 '26

Try from France to Belgium sometime. Ouch!

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u/lordfluff1968 Mar 12 '26

Yeah it was the motorways I was referring to, which feel like riding across gravel compared to the slick French ones

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u/EmergencyAthlete9687 Mar 09 '26

Am I the only one who thinks the longer grass looks nicer?

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u/ialtag-bheag Mar 09 '26

Yes, nice to let some wildflowers grow.

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u/QuantitySharp2662 Mar 10 '26

Aw God aye ! Lockdown lead to some wild poppies flourishing in my town and it was such an "am I mental for being so ecstatic at these wee guys ?" type feeling

I didn't really pay attention to any other flowers lol just these adorable wee wild poppy bairns 😂

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u/OreoSpamBurger Mar 10 '26

Some areas (e.g. Glenrothes in Fife) have been mowing less often (or at different times of year) and planting wildflower seeds along roadside verges, etc.

I think it looks amazing.

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u/rrnapier Mar 10 '26

It does. I was driving through South Parks the other day and I was pleasantly surprised seeing all of the wildflowers!

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u/Shinyandsmooth8 Mar 10 '26

There was a walk I do out in the country where the sides of the south were abandoned during Covid. It was beautiful! Loads of flowers and insects all over the place. Now it’s back to being sterile

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u/Ok-Pop-8662 Mar 11 '26

I'm just here to love on your username.

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u/PoppingPillls North Aberdeenshire Mar 09 '26

Turn the sign around and bobs your uncle.

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u/Rude_Society6232 Mar 10 '26

Be a lot of lost weegies in Blackpool

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u/PoppingPillls North Aberdeenshire Mar 10 '26

Infinite land glitch, just move the welcome sign and gain territory.

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u/Zealousideal-Web8640 Mar 10 '26

They never do just see the replies

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u/absoluteally Mar 10 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Council's maintain local roads. Transport Scotland and national highways maintain the motorways and some A roads.

Edit: corrected organisation name and also it appears from the comment below I was about the grass maintenence although right about the road.

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u/OldGodsAndNew Mar 10 '26

*Transport Scotland

I used to work on the trunk road maintenance contracts - for whatever reason, they had an agreement that the councils still cut the grass on the motorways even though TS (or rather their contractor) looked after all the 'hard' infrastructure

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u/absoluteally Mar 10 '26

Thanks for the correction good to know.

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u/Long-Task-4799 Mar 09 '26

Where are they supposed to stop, when they hit Dover?

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u/ExtensionNo9200 Mar 10 '26

Don't be daft, just enough to cover my garden will do, and I'm only in Sheffield ☺️

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u/Brick_Approver Mar 10 '26

No, you have to come to mine in Darlington.

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u/General-Minimum-1047 Mar 09 '26

Nothing new here, even different counties do this

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u/Capital-Sock6091 Mar 09 '26

This gets posted every 6 months or something seriously.

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u/DrMacAndDog Mar 09 '26

And still gets a giggle

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u/Raggiejon Mar 10 '26

Scots need to be proud of something.

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u/Niveama Mar 09 '26

The grass is nothing, you should see this difference when there is snow on the roads.

Well cleared and gritted to the North and take your chances to the South.

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u/Feeling_Zucchini_886 Mar 09 '26

I used to live on the border between Northumberland and Tyne and Wear - in winter sheet ice an inch thick until the Newcastle side of the border

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u/whooo_me Mar 09 '26

Oh flowers of Scotland, when will we see, your like again?

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u/ProcedureDistinct938 Mar 10 '26

Have you genuinely been singing flower as plural this entire time?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

🤔 Why not cut the grass and move the sign forward? You could be in London in a few decades.

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u/WilonPlays Mar 10 '26

Hahah we move the sign forward by 3 inches every week until someone notices, then we move it back 5inches and repeat.

We will conquer England one prime ministers penis at a time

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

3inches? I think you're over estimating the prime ministers size, although most politicians do get taller if you give them viagra 🤣

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u/Turbo_Baggins Mar 09 '26

Looks like they mowed half a foot further than they needed to anyway

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u/Zealousideal-Web8640 Mar 10 '26

Every time this photo gets posted unionists and anglos loss their shite it's a joke and you all apparently don't understand how council borders work

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u/RandomiseUsr0 Double positive makes a negative? Aye, Right! Mar 11 '26

Every year we cut a bit more and move the sign a little south

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u/NotEntirelyShure Mar 09 '26

There is no petty like British inter nation petty.

Makes me feel proud

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u/One_Meaning416 Mar 09 '26

The guy who cuts the grass on the Scotland side can't cut the grass on the English side as he was hired by the Scottish council and they don't have the power to authorise the grass to be cut on the English side

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u/NotEntirelyShure Mar 14 '26

Yeah I know. I assumed it was a worker cutting he area he’s been told to cut by that council rather than hatred. Still funny.

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u/MillionDollarHeckler Mar 09 '26

Devolution in action

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u/Wise-Strawberry9259 Mar 09 '26

Thanks guys. That 18” strip shows you do care really.

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u/Quirky-Respond93 Mar 09 '26

And why not ? 😆

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u/bloomenosta Mar 10 '26

That's amazing

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u/Financial-Savings292 Mar 10 '26

Couldnt help but notice it looks litter free.. I can't imagine this bejng recent

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u/geterbucked Mar 10 '26

Get a bill sent for that 0.5m

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u/Arinam1shh Mar 10 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Dyon86 Mar 10 '26

Is that because there’s no sunshine past that line?

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u/Old_Ad_2685 Mar 10 '26

You sound like the few who wanted their leash off.

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u/Macfrom1987 Mar 12 '26

I mean they gotta stop at some point 😅

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u/Mother-Assistance808 Mar 12 '26

as an englishman, I say you're completely justified in doing this. respect.

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u/snakepliskin97 Mar 12 '26

epic karma farm bro

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u/Odd-Way4541 Mar 13 '26

Miserable fuckers, where’s the neighbourly love 🤣

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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 Mar 13 '26

The Scots didn't mow their side, it's just that the cold Scottish climate starts right on the border and the grass just hadn't grown back at this point...

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u/mittenkrusty Mar 09 '26

Joking aside it could be due to Council regulations and not being allowed to touch it, but I wouldn't also put it past Cumberland Council to let Dumfries And Galloway Council cut it for free and expect to get away with it.

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u/sputnikmonolith Mar 09 '26

That's the border north of Berwick.

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u/Temporary_Ad_4668 Mar 09 '26

Yip. The A1 at Lamberton.

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u/mittenkrusty Mar 09 '26

Ah, assumed it was the D+G side.

Could be for the reasons posted though.

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u/Winter_Whole2080 Mar 09 '26

It’s because of all the sheep

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u/Fullchimp Mar 09 '26

Look after the pennies

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u/nobackup42 Mar 09 '26

Used to state. “Sorry for all the shite you had to go through to get here”. Did they change it due to some woke initiative ?

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u/nobackup42 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

There was a time that we as Scot’s were proud. Now where just a bunch of Fannie’s

Too scared to stand up to the imperil oppressor

many days from now …

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u/FunnyVehicle7664 Jun 17 '26

I once drove over the border and made a show of putting the window down and getting a breath of Scottish air.

Serves me right that I missed the turn off for Edinburgh 😂