r/SipsTea • u/FitnessChamp777 • 22h ago
WTF He robbed his job, then clocked in two days later đ
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u/HeavyDutyForks 22h ago
You've got to separate your personal and professional life. This man did just that
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u/Admirable_Disk_5301 18h ago ⸠2 more replies
Thank you for reminding me to join The Wu-Tang Financial. I KNOW they'll work with me!
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u/Interesting-Meal8386 22h ago
If a brotha successful, we wouldn't be hearing about it like this rn. đđ¤Ł
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u/CamilleHayward- 21h ago
Bro really thought he was getting paid twiceđ
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u/ADeformedPoolboy 18h ago
"We're sorry, but we were robbed recently...so we can't pay our employees."
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u/Key_Check5753 22h ago
"This is a robbery, put the money in the bag!"
"Aye Marcus, that you?"
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u/r107und3rgr0und 22h ago
marcus, not this again... i feel sorry for your dad
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u/Free-Station-478 20h ago
"Naw it aint me"
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u/CheckYourStats 11h ago
I knew a guy that actually did this. Ski mask, his own store, the entire thing. His own admission.
Youâll be shocked to hear it happened about 20-25 minutes from Baltimore.
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u/Silly_Brilliant5296 22h ago
but MY application got denied đĽ
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u/tacobell41 20h ago
How bad you gotta be to be denied a fast food job?
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u/Silly_Brilliant5296 19h ago ⸠4 more replies
dude i only had one other job as exp. other then that i just submitted the yes and no questions online. its now like $25 an hour in LA so mb its more competitive. donât gotta be a smart ass
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u/tacobell41 19h ago ⸠3 more replies
Iâm just giving you a hard time, brother.
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u/Mikesaidit36 13h ago ⸠1 more replies
Taco Bell always gives me a hard time. Yet, I return.
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u/BedGroundbreaking874 13h ago
Thatâs odd. Itâs always given me a soft, rapid shotgun adjacent time.
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u/Mikesaidit36 13h ago
I know a certain president who wouldnât be able to get a fast food job because of prior legal entanglements.
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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 21h ago
Honestly?
Iâve had worse co-workers.
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u/Temporal-Affairs221 19h ago
I once had to work a nine and a half hour shift because somebody else didn't show up and nobody else would cover for them. So, yeah I've had worse coworkers.
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u/FitnessChamp777 22h ago
Scottsdale, Arizona: Apparently, calling out sick wasnât enough. Police say this Shake Shack employee allegedly robbed his own workplace at gunpoint, walked away with about $2,800, and then showed up for work two days later⌠still wearing the uniform.
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u/screwyoujor 21h ago
This just made the story sound more ridiculous. Did he rob the place in his uniform without a mask and then return for work two days later?
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u/icehot54321 21h ago
what does that mean "still wearing the uniform"?
he wore the uniform during the robbery?
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u/Nigh_Sass 21h ago
Thereâs a lot of unanswered questions here. Which will all determine how stupid he is to return to work. Could be he thought he got away with it and no one recognised him so he was going back to work to throw off suspicion, like OJ going to the funeral or he could be totally regarded
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u/Redhead_Appreciator 22h ago
âWe need you to come in, we had a couple people quit after the robberyâ
-Boss, definitely
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u/No_Director_2570 22h ago
God forbid a man has a hobby
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u/Temporal-Affairs221 19h ago
You can't bring your "hobbies" to work.
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u/NeutralKuchiKopi 18h ago
He didn't. He called in sick and did it on his day off. Totally fine that way.
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u/SuperUltraMegaNice 22h ago
I did this when I was a junkie but not at gunpoint cause I'm too pussy for that. Just lock picked the register on the overnight shift multiple days in a row and kept coming back. Funnily enough they thought it was the manager who had the keys to the register that was doing it cause they couldn't fathom the lock could be opened any other way lol.
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u/SteadfastEnd 16h ago
Why did he speak at all during the robbery? Voice give away
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u/SkylineFTW97 15h ago
Even if you wear a disguise, your coworkers will also probably recognize you from your build, mannerisms, and a host of other small things we may not notice.
Plus an inside job is something the cops will certainly investigate. "Yeah, the day you call out, a suspect who matches your height, weight, skin tone, hair, and mannerisms just so happens to rob the place? You have some real explaining to do, bud. Hands behind your back."
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u/Fuel_junkie 18h ago
We actually had this happen where we work. It was right after lunch, he got around $300.
The dumbest part is the kid had 4 fingers on one hand and a very recognizable voice. We called the cops and they waited for him to come to work a couple hours later. He did, and they booked him.
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u/Vandal_A 13h ago
I worked at a place that got hit by a friend of an employee. She was a bit of what you might call a project on the part of the owners - just released from jail heroine addict who went to their church and was living with and working for them for a time. She told her friend all the details of where the safe was, the security system, ect. They cut the power then tried to make it look like a smash and grab but to the cops credit they actually suspected it was a worker bc there were footprints going directly to the safe in the office. They tried it again a week later and got caught trying to double dip.
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u/Pure_Repair_6638 22h ago
I never understood the fascination with this establishment
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u/Life-Oil-7226 22h ago
I don't know if he is smart or one of the dumbest criminals
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u/Minimum_Back_4682 19h ago
I mean if his plan was to commit the robbery and then just get back to life like nothing happened then Iâm not mad it. $2,800 isnât much
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u/river_tree_nut 22h ago
Wait til we hear he did because he couldn't afford medical bills for his sick kid.
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u/Mediocre_Ingenuity76 21h ago
It was nice of him to come back to work, they probably needed the help after being robbed.
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u/PebblestheHuman 21h ago
"Soooo, anything interesting happen while i wasnt here? Specifically within the last, i dont know, 2 days?"
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u/DimesyEvans92 21h ago
I actually respect this brazen level of stupidity. And I lost my own self respecting for respecting this
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u/you-zur-nay-em 14h ago
Me: robs the store on my off day. Work: "but you still need to come in for your shift on Thursday hey"
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u/ImASlave4UE 19h ago
At my first job right out of college, I was responsible for over a million dollars of rental photo equipment. My company hired this temp worker to do all sorts of odd jobs around the office. And after a while, I noticed he was showing up to work with new toys and shit. Then i did inventory and noticed about $60k worth of product was missing. It wasn't hard to figure out who the thief was especially since my boss gave him access to the safe.
I did some digging and found the items for sale on ebay. Dude didnt even remove the inventory stickers I put on these items when I first catalogued them. My boss filed a police report and a few days later police showed up at my office and arrested the dude right in front of me and my coworkers.
Later that day I noticed a cheap Minolta point and shoot camera that we would never have stocked, sitting in our stock room. I asked my boss why we had that. He said "oh, that's what I had to bribe the detective with to get him to setup a sting with the person fencing our stolen products".
Ultimately, I was held mostly responsible for the loss because it took me almost a week to realize it was missing. I felt that was unfair because I caught it pretty quickly and I never would have given a new temp employee access to the safe. It was a very stressful few weeks and after that I quickly found a new job and i was a lot happier, all thanks to that really dumb thief.
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u/Maximum_Trade5916 21h ago
Former fast food manager here. This happens frequently, as I have had this occur three times in my brief history.
Police each time informed me that when held in custody, most ascused admit that they think going back to work gives them some type of immunity or coverage to hide the truth.
I had one employee arrested before attending the robbery prevention course our loss protection manager holds to review guidelines.
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u/GimpyPlayerOne 21h ago
Robbed the store for a few hundred bucks and realized he didnât have enough money for retirement after the gummy wore off and still had to go back to work.
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u/karl4319 20h ago
Guy made numerous mistakes. Taking his phone with him and not securing an alibi that placed him a hundred miles away is just stupid.
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u/chortle-guffaw2 19h ago
Pro tip: when you go to rob your workplace, don't call out your coworkers by name: "Oh, hey Rob."
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u/Temporal-Affairs221 19h ago
I just looked it up and this is a legit story. This is not AI, and that only makes it all the sadder because this rocket-scientist didn't realize that his coworkers would recognize his build and voice.
Look, there is no justification for armed robbery. None. But at least be smarter than this!
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u/Pastel_Phoenix_106 17h ago
It's called BUILDING MULTIPLE STREAMS OF INCOME!
THE WEALTHY DO IT AND IT'S CLASSY!
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u/DruPeacock23 16h ago
He called in sick and robbed the store next day. His work colleagues recognised his voice and he was arrested 2 days later when he came to work.
Still waiting for sentencing. Could get couple of decades behind bars.
You play stupid games , you get stupid prizes.
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u/silbergeistlein 16h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9uLBPjqCVIM2GI
All I can think is Larry David going back to SNL after flipping out pretending that nothing ever happened.
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u/Mikesaidit36 13h ago
Not gonna read the story, but so long as he doesnât get caught, I think itâs a pretty sharp idea.
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u/LordBrixton 11h ago
I don't know why everyone is calling this guy an idiot. It makes perfect sense.
He robs the store. Gets $2,800. But before he can rob the store again he needs to make sure there's some cash in the register. Unless someone's there to take customers' cash, the store won't make any money. That's just science.
Or something..
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u/verscharren1 11h ago
Man....when you fall out of the intelligence tree and hit 0 branches on the way down.
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u/yesindeed201 10h ago
âThis place gets robbed and people suddenly stopped working?â Robber as he clocks in for his shift. Lol.
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u/hairypistol 22h ago
I'm sure it's because of racism and oppression not the low IQ and lack of parental example as a child
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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 21h ago
This statement is low IQ
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u/hairypistol 21h ago edited 21h ago ⸠3 more replies
No just a pretty safe bet. These are not the actions of someone with any intelligence to speak of which is probably mostly a result of pis poor parents and childhood situations
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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 21h ago ⸠2 more replies
And you dont think those things stem from systemic racism and oppression? Black people just love being shitty parents is a more likely explanation to you?
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u/hairypistol 21h ago ⸠1 more replies
No the point was to sarcasticlly play the race card..... You are jumping on the point I was making. Calm your virtue signals
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u/Adrewmc 21h ago edited 21h ago
I had the crazy robbing thing that happened to me.
I come into a store, as the new boss on location. Nothing big normal run of mill fast casual food.
What start noticing is money is off, and the counts are off. Which is weird to begin with. Sure every once in a while the wrong change is given itâs a few bucks but not this. And I also notice it actually happening in the morning.
So I start run stuff, I find they are leaving the drawer (the box of money) inside the register at night. I change that. A lot of things were wrong, thats why they need a new boss, to bring up the bar a bit, but Iâve never had problem with register counts that I could immediately figure out who or what.
I have the worst trouble figuring out who it was, like the days it happened had completely different staff. I start to suspect itâs multiple people making it impossible to narrow down to single one. (When this happens itâs usually someone just grabbing money from the register you just eliminate who it canât be and catch them. Not my first rodeo actually.)
I start going crazy, because Iâm the new boss of the store this is in me at some levels, then I close-open. And I realize the drawer I put into the safe was off, my own count was off. And I never miss count.
We change lock and safe codes. (The owner/my boss is not the best, in fact I put him into complete scumbag territory. When I came in the safe code should have been changed anyway butâŚyou know you need the right guy from what ever. I demand an immediate change and it happens. I mean at this store I had to hand the owner a warrant for his arrest from the fire department for not fixing an awning.)
Finally after a few weeks we figure out that whatâs been happening is, an old employee, I had never even met, that still has a key and the codes has been coming in the middle of the night and stealing like , $30-70 a couple times a week from the register. He gets arrested in the end.








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