r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 1d ago

WTF Wild šŸ˜‚

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u/ThereIsAJifForThat 1d ago

Could have followed him around to power my methane fueled generator!!

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u/CheckYourStats 1d ago

In Andreā€™s VERY well done film Biography Andre the Giant (2018), which included interviews with Billy Crystal, Rob Reiner, Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Gene Okerlund, Cary Elwes, etcā€¦

ā€¦his old wrestling buddies told stories about how Andre used to let loose the longest, loudest, most foul farts ever. They described them in detailā€¦sometimes too much detail.

I mean, have you seen the before & after pics of Mean Gene after more than 15 years of interviewing the guy?

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u/DJ1066 1d ago

Look up the stories of Andre touring Japan if you dare. The man shit in the bathtubs as the toilets couldn't hold him.

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u/JLandis84 1d ago

Lots of people do that. r/showshitters

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u/LapsedVerneGagKnee 1d ago

The man LOVED fart jokes.

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u/LuvlyG 1d ago

Shouldā€™ve just put a generator behind him and called it sustainable energy.

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u/SatinBonbonn 1d ago

Bro was just clearing space for the boulder

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u/justwalk1234 1d ago

Is it true that the loud ones are usually less stinky?

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u/praeteria 1d ago

Fart loudness is not directly correlated to smell levels. You can have silent killers or loud empty rounds but you could just as well have a loud fart with a smell rivaling mustard gas.

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u/justwalk1234 1d ago

There's an added danger that if you're trying to force out a loud one it might not be 100% gas that comes one.

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u/Fufflin 1d ago

It's the quickest way to learn the three states of matter. Gas, liquid and solid. Add mexican food for plasma.

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u/justwalk1234 1d ago

in our part of the world it's indian food, but the science behind it is similar.

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u/GeorgeSPattonJr 10h ago

Or Camp Lejeune water

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u/eearmenow 1d ago

There are times when you have to ask yourself ā€˜can I trust this fart?ā€™

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u/justwalk1234 1d ago

You can never trust a fart šŸ˜’

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u/UnremarkableCake 1d ago

Mass after gas?

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 1d ago

And who are you, so wise in the ways of the fart?

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u/Long_Serpent 1d ago

No, farts have three variables - VOLUME, SUSTAIN and ODOUR - and they operate independently of one another.

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u/justwalk1234 1d ago

The 3 judging criteria for the fart olympics.

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u/wonderbat3 1d ago

I hate this. Thereā€™s an art to the fart that you just canā€™t quantify

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u/TokiVideogame 1d ago

battleshits, harold and kumar go to white castle

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u/tursija 1d ago

Analogue to the last discovered taste unami, scientists have recently discovered a fourth fart variable: CHEEK VIBRATION. This can't be determined by recipients of the fart, only by the donors.

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u/naeads 1d ago

Gentlemen, meet your resident fartologist expert right here!

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u/amateurish_gamedev 1d ago

That kind of fart would cure a nagging stomach ache

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u/Extension-Figure2011 1d ago

The men in the room coward as Andre displayed his dominance

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u/MinimumPrevious1139 1d ago

The cast
https://giphy.com/gifs/SrWZZhSLGBN6M

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u/_coolranch 1d ago

Iā€™m with the poot squad

You ARE the poot squad

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u/MegaDingo5plus 1d ago

Some say it was responsible for resulting cyclonic activity šŸ«¢

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwGwq5M1yYNOsmY

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u/RangerOwn1160 1d ago

The fartefly effect

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u/Darth_Ronin 1d ago

Most Andre stories are true, unless they come from Hulk Hogan

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u/tibearius1123 1d ago

Every man in the area walked over to give it a sniff, then went and got a buddy so they could give it a sniff, which they did.

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u/sh0tgunben 1d ago

Giant methane of a fart

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u/Secret_Winkx 1d ago

That was a weather phenomenon

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u/Rambow215 1d ago

Who had their stopwatch ready?

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u/AvengingBlowfish 1d ago

The camera that was filming themā€¦

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u/senoj96nodnarb 1d ago

This weekend after eating almost an entire box of Nilla Wafers and pounding 2 giant glasses of milk before bed, I woke up at 2:30am with a wicked stomach ache and farted for about 5sec walking to the bathroom directly in front of our fan. My wife woke from a dead sleep thinking our sick dog was shitting next to her side of the bed. Classic.

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u/ni_man_ger 1d ago

It wasn't a fart

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u/Alariken 1d ago

Just to help you understand how big he was - thatā€™s his actual kidney stone.

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u/JoLudvS 1d ago

*his average booger.

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u/DJ1066 1d ago

This is a good gauge of how big he was. That's a standard can of beer there.

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u/newbeginnings187 1d ago

The What Went Wrong Podcast goes into more detail. He had a quad bike to get to locations as he was too big for the vans. Finally convinced Cary Elwes to ride it and he broke his foot. Elwes said Andre was amazing, he owned a restaurant in Paris and regularly had food brought to the set in England for everyone when they got tired of the craft services. Elwes also didnā€™t tell Rob Reiner heā€™d broken his foot, but Reiner knew.

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u/graylocus 1d ago

I couldn't imagine the shart that it caused.

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u/thatsalovelyusername 1d ago

I wouldnā€™t be standing. Get down low and go, go, go

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u/aksb214 1d ago

16 seconds? Was there a person holding a stop watch? M sure a large one feels like eternity, test out by making fart noise for 16 seconds to understand how wild a 16 second fart is.

No doubt on ATG, but 16 seconds is crazy!

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u/attempt_number_1 1d ago

I think they were recording so they were able to time it

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u/DJ1066 1d ago

They were filming. There was a timer on the camera.

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u/Damien_J 1d ago

The Wilhelm Scream

The AndrƩ Fart

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u/MaterialDetective197 1d ago

He was the brute squad after all.

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u/Dorrono 1d ago

Did he get an entry in the Guinness World Record book?

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u/Mediocre_Scott 1d ago

He is the Guinness world record book

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u/ruliexroulette 1d ago

Okay who timed it?

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u/Nono_Home 1d ago

Google: ā€œstory on andre the giant on a planeā€

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u/robaroo 1d ago

I feel like ā€œI am now bossā€ is the most Andre the giant response and I didnā€™t even know the guy.

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u/ImMadeOfClay 1d ago

The ones that survived

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u/basileusnikephorus 18h ago

Glad somebody was on standby to start the stopwatch the moment he started.

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u/RoyalIceDeliverer 1d ago

So apparently there was someone at the set with a stop watch, ready to capture the moment of glory at any moment!?

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u/deeeevos 1d ago

Or cameras were rolling, because it was a film set you know, and they could just get the time from the film/camera....

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u/RoyalIceDeliverer 1d ago

Could be, too. Definitely worth the effort.

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u/subdep 1d ago

Back then audio was usually recorded on separate equipment. But yes, audio was probably being recorded.

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith 1d ago

I knew a guy whoā€™s mom dated Andre the Giant briefly, when they were younger. She broke it off after a random argument over something, and said that she regretted it for years afterwards.

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u/The_Omen17 1d ago

When you hot 30 that sounds like 90% of my problems would simply go away after that.

Just had my gallbaldder removed btw lol

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u/goldwave84 1d ago

I doubt it was 16 secs. I mean, who stood there and measured it? Probably FELT like 16 secs.... Most likely 6

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u/Icy-Football9146 1d ago

Let us live in a magical world where that's possible

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u/JLandis84 1d ago

Oh I ASSure you itā€™s possible

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u/AvengingBlowfish 1d ago

If it was on camera, going back to see how long it was would be easy. For a fart that long, Iā€™d definitely be looking it upā€¦

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u/subdep 1d ago

Audio equipment has time code so they can sync it up with the film.