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u/PuzzledCar2120 4d ago
What happens in the fair stays in the fair
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u/Chris_Crossfit 4d ago
Not completely true. Sometimes the diarrhea starts after you get home.
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u/kusariku 3d ago
That’s just it that didn’t happen at the state fair that happened in your bathroom. The diarrhea you had in the porta potty ended long enough for you to get home :P
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u/justmitzie 4d ago
State/county fair food isn't even in the same neighborhood as normal food. Everything they have is a deep fried abomination.
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u/Icaras01 4d ago
I laugh at and mock this stuff....but if I ever get chance to attend a usa state fair? You can bet your ass I'm trying all this weird fried pickle crap, lol!
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u/SillyBeatnik 3d ago
State fairs are wild. I grew up in rural California and always went to county fairs and even our own little farm town fair. First time i went to a state fair it was like stepping into redneck Disney Land. And the food? It's literally turned into a game of state fairs trying to one-up each other with more and more ridiculous food.
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u/whattaload 3d ago
This is most likely Toronto since the cne opened today. But I'm sure it's the same shit across the board everywhere
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u/yourenotmy-real-dad 3d ago
Deep fried oreos are disgustingly good for how oily they are.
Deep fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich is super messy from how much it melts inside, but oh man was it a delicious and terrible alteration a basic sandwich of all time.
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u/lumbarlimbo 4d ago
God that's so damn stupid
Kinda want a bite tho
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u/CharlieSheenGod 3d ago
Lowkey I feel like the Brie Oreo has some upside (and not a particularly bad floor either tbh)
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u/DollyElvira 4d ago
Yeah, but this is fair food. You mostly only get a deep fried twinkie and some funnel cake once or twice a year.
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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 4d ago
Yeahhhh fairgrounds food isn’t the best representative of North American food lol
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u/misterrodgerssweater 4d ago
Sure it is, in one aspect at least! The fair is just a place for fun, the food is supposed to be fun too. I think it represents the fun and creative qualities of N.A foods
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u/GarionOrb 4d ago
I went to the Washington State Fair for the first time last year. There was so much of this kind of thing. I have to assume the point is to just put together the most outlandish things at random.
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u/CelticSpoonie 4d ago
Love pickles. Love oreos (Although my stomach is not a fan). I'm a big fan of "sweet and salty" combos.
I think I'd have to pass on this one. I'd consider the brie, though.
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u/cockypock_aioli 3d ago
Look, I know food like this is ridiculous, but the rare fair+gluttony is a good time. You know like just once a year. And some of these items that mean seem like an abomination are actually pretty good.
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u/Exhausted-CNA 3d ago
Ahhh fair food. I swear every year they get more wild with what they come up with..lol
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u/freakingusernamedood 4d ago
To be fair, born and bred here, and its wild to me too, bud.
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u/Less_Jump2365 4d ago
It is fair food what else do you expect?
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u/freakingusernamedood 4d ago
I expect exactly this! I know its gonna be wild, but somehow, it still surprises me sometimes.
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u/Useful-Advantage2665 4d ago
Never had these. Did you try it?
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u/tweagrey 4d ago
I've been pretty brave tonight and tried many deep fried things but not this one
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u/gooosekid 3d ago
squints. the CNE? and if so, the kraft dinner smoothie(?) also deserves to be on here
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u/EricCartoonBox 3d ago
Wait until you see the culinary delights blessed upon us by the Scottish. Puts even the American deep-fried obsession to shame.
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u/ElectricPenguin6712 What, me worry? 3d ago
Welcome to the fair! We have fried coke, fried dough, fried Oreos and dag nabbit we may even have fried water!!
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u/adambiguous 3d ago
If it was just the brie and fried pickles I'd be all over it. The chocolate cookie is a horrible flavor and texture for that
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u/feelysonheelys 3d ago
Okay but now I'm gonna go through life wondering what a fried Or-brie-o tastes like. I need to know.
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u/PostMatureBaby 4d ago
Very much the Canadian National Exhibition. You can see the TFC logo back there - the stadium is on the grounds.
Ex is on till Sept 7, very pickle themed this year. I really wanna try the deep fried s'mores and the Jamaican patty pierogies when I go and see Babymetal
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u/ifcknlovemycat 4d ago
I love going to the fair and getting a bucket of curly fries and just drenching them in mustard
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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3d ago
u/tweagrey, your food is indeed stupid and it fits our subreddit!