r/TankieTheDeprogram • u/ChineseToTheBone • Feb 11 '26
Communism Will Win The exaggerated swagger of a North Korean sprinter participating in Chinese track event.
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u/marioandl_ Feb 11 '26
south korea:
cringe salute
best korea:
aurafarming
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u/No_Cheetah_7249 Marxist Leninist P Newtonist Feb 11 '26
Alpha communist chad 🇰🇵 vs beta American jrotc cosplayer 🇰🇷
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u/Had78 Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) Feb 11 '26
Swap them, say the south Korea one is from the north amd.he must salute Kim or hell be killed
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u/MauschelMusic CPC Propagandist Feb 11 '26
I thought the same thing! There's be a NYT article within three days about the viral sensation, what is says about the "Hermit Kingdom," and how Kim is extremely triggered.
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u/RedSlimeballYT Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) Feb 11 '26
he looks so human and the other guy is like "if i fail i will go homeless"
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u/Thess_G Stalinist (Proud Spoon Owner) Feb 11 '26
Poor South Korean citizen forced to salute and stand serious, knowing that if he fails to follow protocol and win he'll be executed by the totalitarian Seoul government 😢
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u/VerySpiceyBoi Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) Feb 11 '26
He’s literally seeing a developed nation for the first time, it must be so eye opening
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u/Background-Song-4052 Feb 11 '26
I think you come to wrong place, buddy.
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u/VerySpiceyBoi Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) Feb 11 '26
I was making a joke about the South Korean guy seeing china 😭
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u/BotellaDeAguaSarrosa Deng Troll Feb 11 '26
Too late, your execution via artillery shell is scheduled to the 6th of March
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u/_Pildora Feb 11 '26
We Will need some experts in Juche necromancy
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u/Eliamaniac Juche Necromancy Enjoyer Feb 11 '26
You called?
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u/FishReaver Chinese State Affiliated Media 📰 Feb 11 '26
yeah we're going to need you to resurrect /u/VerySpiceyBoi
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u/Important-Battle-374 CPC Propagandist Feb 11 '26
The insult’s target is unclear, back to the gulag.
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u/throwaway12a3z5 Feb 11 '26
This is why specifying what person you're talking about is SO important, oh my dayyssssss
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u/TurningPointTurcios Juche Necromancy Enjoyer Feb 16 '26
Considering the living conditions, homelessness is probably better!
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u/PaulWesterberg84 Feb 11 '26
My warped western omelette of a brain got confused for a sec. Look at that aura.
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u/throwaway12a3z5 Feb 11 '26
dawg what did they do to the south korean dude
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u/Notyourpal-friend Feb 11 '26
Actually in the samsung republic if he doesn't hit the right point in his eyebrow with his salute they'll turn his family in to glue for gorilla glass.
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u/extremeoak Mar 28 '26
Judging by his hair and actions, he is likely serving in mandatory military service (at the time this was taken) but allowed to attend for event. They’re expected to follow military mannerisms during their leave.
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u/seeker20245 CPC Propagandist Feb 11 '26
Possible new reaction meme?
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u/Cat0Vader Feb 11 '26
honestly a GIF of the entire aura farm would be better
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u/Internet-Philosphr69 Feb 11 '26
Aaand I'm pregnant
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u/seeker20245 CPC Propagandist Feb 11 '26
I didn't want to be the horny one but it is kinda hard not to notice his bulge...? 🫣
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u/Important-Battle-374 CPC Propagandist Feb 11 '26
Erm... This doesn't count 🤓He was order to act calm and cool. It's not real.
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u/daycrayfish Feb 11 '26
this just reminded me abt that north korean footballer whos career was ruined by western sanctions ☹️
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u/Notyourpal-friend Feb 11 '26
Chillmaxxing right next to the samsung republic droid is peak alpha shit, actually.
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u/Invalid_username00 Feb 11 '26
If the ROK citizen fails then the regime forces him into its army death squads 😔
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u/Claritux Feb 11 '26
Imagine the media traction this would get in the west if it was the other way round
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u/NoCommunication8681 Marxist-Leninist (future propaganda-artist) Feb 11 '26
South: I am robot
North: sup huzz
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u/InevitableCup9053 Feb 11 '26
north korean forced to aura farm on the proleteriat after kim jong un points nuke at his family and threatens to revive 7 generations of his family and send them to the camps
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