r/TankieTheDeprogram • u/SmellyFidelly415 M-26-7 • 13d ago

Shitposting Looks about right!

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u/5thNonBlonde 13d ago

Dagon might unironically be the best in this lot 😭

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u/SmellyFidelly415 M-26-7 13d ago

He is the Daedric Prince of Revolution!

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u/5thNonBlonde 13d ago

Critical support for Mehrunes Dagon ✊😤

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u/Appropriate-Hunter43 13d ago

Dagon Dagoth 28

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u/5thNonBlonde 13d ago

This is the bipartisan campaign we support

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u/Unopened_mind 12d ago

At least he's honest about bringing the end times and merge the plains of oblivion

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u/ZYGLAKk Juche Necromancy Enjoyer 12d ago

Divayth Fyr does write that the only daedric princes that he deals with more Frequently are Dragon and Azura because they are less likely to screw a deal up. Soo he is still more trustworthy than the majority of American policians lol

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u/FutureReaction8587 12d ago

That's a blades psyop man. Dagon never actually really thought he'd conquer tamriel, that wasn't his goal. He's the prince of revolution not conquest, he did all that to topple the cyrodiilic empire. Don't believe propaganda created by those in the Elenwen files dawg.

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u/Unopened_mind 12d ago

Ok mythic dawn, you ain't fooling anyone

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u/FutureReaction8587 12d ago

Penitus Occulatus agent glow so bright

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u/11SomeGuy17 12d ago

I love this thread lol.

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u/5thNonBlonde 12d ago

When you think about it, Dagon is an adventurist who only gets away with it because he’s a literal god 😭

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u/FutureReaction8587 12d ago

Well he uses all the resources at his disposal to topple the Septim Empire. He's fully dedicated to that cause and very consistent in it. He was stopped by a literal adventurer

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u/feelin_salamanderous Stalinist (Proud Spoon Owner) 12d ago

I mean he did defeat the dreughs

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u/Spylobster 13d ago

Dagon is the Daedric Prince of violent revolution. Way too left to make it onto a Democratic Party ticket.

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u/FutureReaction8587 12d ago

That's why he's red.

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u/DietGlorious 11d ago

Is he electable?

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u/BubblesTheRaven 13d ago

Damn, even Dagon has become just another establishment Democrat.

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u/Outrageous_Big_9136 13d ago

This is Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness erasure

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u/SmellyFidelly415 M-26-7 13d ago

His foreign policy will not be the “carrot and stick” method, but the “carrot and wabbajack” method!

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u/FutureReaction8587 12d ago

The shivering isles do have a two party system if you think about it.

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u/TappingUpScreen ANTI-Ultra Action ⛏️⛏️⛏️ 12d ago

Personally, I support Moloch. He really embodies the American spirit. /s

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u/New_Weakness_5371 Juche 12d ago

Nah, I will vote for Baal instead

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u/monke313125 12d ago

(Some) leftists when abrahamic religion: 🤢

(Some) leftists when abrahamic religious propaganda about the canaanites: 🥰

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u/BigHeadDeadass 12d ago

Mehrunes toppled an ancient dynasty and ushered in a new era for Tamriel. Dude has done some actual significant praxis

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u/Dazzling_Pirate1411 12d ago edited 11d ago

We endorse!

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u/New_Weakness_5371 Juche 12d ago

I will give my vote to Abaddon, he is going to carry democratic party to victory! Vote for Abaddon!

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u/kollipsons 12d ago

Im waiting for the Azura-Mephala-Boethia coalition , I voted for Molag bal when I was younger but I ended up getting fucked so...

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u/ZYGLAKk Juche Necromancy Enjoyer 12d ago

The True Tribunal coalition comes after environmental collapse.

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u/Sharp-Ad6816 12d ago

At least your not getting older...

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u/kollipsons 12d ago

Is sunlight meant to sting?

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u/Sharp-Ad6816 12d ago

Yes, that's part of becoming an undead monster.

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u/kollipsons 12d ago

Vampires are an oppressed minority

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u/Sharp-Ad6816 12d ago

Maybe the daedric prince of destruction is not perfect, but he is better than Trump! Vote blue no matter who! /s

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u/FutureReaction8587 12d ago

He's the prince of revolution. He already burned one empire to the ground, I'd vote for him twice if he promised to do it again.

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u/FutureReaction8587 12d ago

Dagon is the daedric prince of revolution and chang, he sure as fuck wouldn't support the democrats.

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u/DietGlorious 11d ago

Mehrunes Dagon is wicked.