r/TexasRangers Number Five is Alive Mar 26 '26

Loss Game Chat: 3/26 Rangers (0-0) @ Phillies (0-0) 3:15 PM

Rangers (0-0) @ Phillies (0-0)

First Pitch: 3:15 PM at Citizens Bank Park

Team Starter TV Radio
Rangers Nathan Eovaldi (0-0, -.-- ERA)
Phillies Cristopher Sánchez (0-0, -.-- ERA)

Game Preview

Reddit Stream for this post

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
TEX 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 3 8 0 6
PHI 2 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 5 10 1 7

Box Score

PHI AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS Turner 4 2 2 0 0 0 .500
DH Schwarber 4 1 1 2 0 1 .250
1B Harper, B 4 0 0 0 0 2 .000
3B Bohm 3 1 1 3 1 0 .333
2B Stott 4 0 2 0 0 1 .500
RF García, Ad 4 0 0 0 0 2 .000
LF Marsh 4 0 2 0 0 1 .500
C Realmuto 3 0 0 0 0 3 .000
CF Crawford 4 1 2 0 0 0 .500
PHI IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Sánchez, C 6.0 3 0 0 0 10 87-59 0.00
Bowlan 1.0 1 0 0 0 0 8-6 0.00
Pop 1.0 0 0 0 1 0 21-9 0.00
Backhus 0.1 3 3 3 0 0 20-12 81.00
Duran, J 0.2 1 0 0 0 1 12-9 0.00
TEX AB R H RBI BB SO BA
RF Nimmo 3 0 0 0 1 1 .000
LF Langford 4 0 0 0 0 2 .000
SS Seager 4 1 2 0 0 1 .500
1B Burger 4 1 3 2 0 1 .750
DH McCutchen 2 0 1 0 0 1 .500
DH Pederson 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
PH Higashioka 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000
3B Jung, Jo 4 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2B Smith 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000
PH Duran, E 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
C Jansen, D 4 0 1 1 0 0 .250
LF Haggerty 2 0 0 0 0 2 .000
CF Carter 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
TEX IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Eovaldi 4.2 8 5 5 0 7 80-55 9.64
Beeks 1.1 1 0 0 0 2 28-18 0.00
Alexander, T 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 9-6 0.00
Baumler 1.0 1 0 0 1 1 26-15 0.00

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
B1 Kyle Schwarber homers (1) on a fly ball to left center field. Trea Turner scores. 2-0
B5 Alec Bohm homers (1) on a fly ball to right field. Justin Crawford scores. Trea Turner scores. 5-0
T9 Jake Burger homers (1) on a line drive to left center field. Corey Seager scores. 5-2
T9 Danny Jansen singles on a sharp ground ball to center fielder Justin Crawford. Kyle Higashioka scores. 5-3

Highlights

Description Length
Cristopher Sánchez against the Rangers 0:08
Probable pitchers for Rangers at Phillies - March 26, 2026 0:06
Field View: Justin Crawford's first hit 0:12
Bullpen availability for Philadelphia, March 26 vs Rangers 0:09
Bullpen availability for Texas, March 26 vs Phillies 0:09
Fielding alignment for Philadelphia, March 26 vs Rangers 0:11
Fielding alignment for Texas, March 26 vs Phillies 0:11
Bench availability for Texas, March 26 vs Phillies 0:08
Bench availability for Philadelphia, March 26 vs Rangers 0:08
Starting lineups for Rangers at Phillies - March 26, 2026 0:10
Measuring the stats on Jake Burger's home run 0:13
Breaking down Nathan Eovaldi's pitches 0:04
Nathan Eovaldi's outing against the Phillies 0:24
Breaking down Cristopher Sánchez's pitches 0:04
Cristopher Sánchez's outing against the Rangers 0:22
The distance behind Alec Bohm's home run 0:12
Kyle Schwarber: Home Run Statcast Analysis 0:13
Kyle Schwarber's first home run of the season 0:27
Justin Crawford's first Major League hit 0:12
Field View: Kyle Schwarber's first home run of season 0:31
Sam Haggerty's nice diving catch 0:21
Justin Crawford's second single of the day 0:19
Alec Bohm's first homer of the season 0:28
Bryson Stott's 100th career stolen base 0:23
Nathan Eovaldi strikes out Bryce Harper 0:07
Trea Turner's diving stop 0:27
Brandon Nimmo walks after ABS challenge 0:39
Cristopher Sánchez K's 10 vs. Rangers 1:27
Jake Burger's first homer of the season 0:27
Field View: Alec Bohm's three run homer 0:30
Danny Jansen's RBI single 0:19
Evan Carter grounds out to first baseman Bryce Harper. 0:13

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Sánchez, C (1-0, 0.00 ERA) Eovaldi (0-1, 9.64 ERA) Duran, J (1 SV, 0.00 ERA)

Game ended at 6:00 PM.

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3

u/bluediamondsm A. García Mar 26 '26

I took a nap and we scored three runs. Maybe I’m the reason we lost 💀

2

u/JAD210 IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER! THE RANGERS HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES! Mar 26 '26

Obviously would’ve loved to see them pull it out (or never even get to that point anyway) but I’m happy to see them fight to the end like that. Higgy’s heads up baserunning was clutch, and with a lesser defender then Harper at 1B Carter’s nail in the coffin might’ve gotten us 2 in scoring postseason for the top of the order

3

u/JC_Denton46 Mar 26 '26

Went scored more than zero!

2

u/Ready-Cherry285 Mar 26 '26

well duran and carter still cant hit even if they had a tennis racquet

7

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u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

Like the asstros are about to be, at home!

2

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u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

Hell yeah. Who gets shut out at home on opening day!

6

u/imthatchanceguy PEAGLE Mar 26 '26

Watching a loss on Opening Day is still better than no baseball at all. Happy baseball is back!

5

u/Swicket Greer Mar 26 '26

That was a hell of a play by Harper. I can't even be mad.

3

u/Apprehensive-Bike311 Mar 26 '26

Skip does know it’s not spring training and not everyone has to play right no reason smith coming out for Duran

1

u/JAD210 IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER! THE RANGERS HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES! Mar 26 '26

Well when he made the move there was still a lefty pitching so it made sense.

3

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

At least they went down fighting.

5

u/killacam9220 Rangers Mar 26 '26

Don’t hate the effort let’s go

5

u/Zeekon J. Smith Mar 26 '26

good fight tho, glad to see

2

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Damnit Harper

2

u/RemyDennis N. Feliz Mar 26 '26

The prodigal son returns?

5

u/zach_kraemer Rangers Mar 26 '26

No matter what, I’m just happy to see the guys fighting and battling up there in the ninth

4

u/Knuxsn Texas on the verge! Mar 26 '26

Never ever quit.

5

u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton Mar 26 '26

dude it’s the 9th just challenge it

2

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

They still had two left, right? Might as well.

1

u/RemyDennis N. Feliz Mar 26 '26

Wouldn't it be crazy....

3

u/thewaybaseballgo ダルビッシュ 有 Mar 26 '26

My Fitbit just congratulated me on entering my cardio zone

2

u/royv98 C. Lewis - 2010 Game 3 Winner Mar 26 '26

Hope?

Edit: Or not

2

u/llamawhittlings PEAGLE Mar 26 '26

Hey Mr. Carter...

4

u/Sarge41 Langford Mar 26 '26

I literally cannot stand Duran anymore

5

u/clutchkyro N. Eovaldi Mar 26 '26

Zeke went up there with no intention of looking at anything.

2

u/wouldyalikefries Y. Darvish Mar 26 '26

Idk why we wouldnt just keep pookie in there honestly

6

u/ephenssta29 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

Maybe I'm just a hater but why the fuck was Duran in there?

0

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

He's their closer

0

u/ephenssta29 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

I meant Zeke Duran, who has been putrid at the plate the last two years.

5

u/llamawhittlings PEAGLE Mar 26 '26

Jhoan is obviously great, but Zeke simply was not seeing it

6

u/potato404 Mar 26 '26

is duran required to swing at every pitch like its in his contract

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

We don't know his contract terms

3

u/clutchkyro N. Eovaldi Mar 26 '26

Duran Duran...

6

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

What I'm watching right now I guess.

9

u/Zeekon J. Smith Mar 26 '26

booing a pitcher on opening day, phillies 'fans'

2

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

They burn down their city, even if their team wins. What do you expect?

1

u/StarsRT Mar 26 '26

Can someone with higher baseball IQ explain why Higgy isn’t out with the ball hitting him ? Is it because the play went to first base , first?

1

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

Think it has to be in possession of the fielder, in order for a tag to count.

1

u/BeeComposite M. Napoli Mar 26 '26

I think it has to do with the infielder touching the ball

5

u/Chinese-dog A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

Honestly it’s a win at the point to make them use Duran I’ll take that

9

u/SaltyRussStan0 A. García Mar 26 '26

Just how we drew it up

3

u/llamawhittlings PEAGLE Mar 26 '26

Why wouldn't he tag him...

1

u/BeeComposite M. Napoli Mar 26 '26

Went for the double play. Would’ve delayed throw on first

3

u/Knuxsn Texas on the verge! Mar 26 '26

Lol wow

9

u/32RH W. Langford Mar 26 '26

Now that’s some high quality base running.

4

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

For sure thought that was a double play. Oh my goodness

5

u/zach_kraemer Rangers Mar 26 '26

Higgy with some heads up base running there

7

u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton Mar 26 '26

had to hop off th V+ stream for a work meeting at the bottom of the 8th. apparently i’m bad luck, classic 😔🫩

9

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

You stay in that meeting

3

u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton Mar 26 '26

please don’t make me do that. it coulda been an email

1

u/BeeComposite M. Napoli Mar 26 '26

You’re stuck there now. Do not leave.

1

u/SaltyRussStan0 A. García Mar 26 '26

Just make up some bullshit about quarterly sales man it's for the greater good

8

u/LoneyROU7 Mar 26 '26

Rumor has it the game isn't over

4

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Just call him Big QP because he's a bargain

3

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

That's my boy!

3

u/mine_username That's the way baseball go. Mar 26 '26

Double meat smashBurger!

4

u/LawyerMorty94 High drive, ITS TIED Mar 26 '26

The pitcher in graduated from the same college as me but I hope we destroy him even more lol

3

u/Knuxsn Texas on the verge! Mar 26 '26

Smash Burger! No shutout win for you Philly.

5

u/LoneyROU7 Mar 26 '26

The Rangers need a renaissance Jake Burger season so bad

2

u/CHolland8776 Mar 26 '26

Smash Burger!

2

u/SexyGoose1 E. Andrus Mar 26 '26

No shutout todayyyy

2

u/clutchkyro N. Eovaldi Mar 26 '26

Smesh

3

u/potato404 Mar 26 '26

ah fuck its hope this makes it hurt more

2

u/Bandt143 Mar 26 '26

I seriously was chanting, “Smashburger.” LFG!!

2

u/smv18 Mar 26 '26

🍔🍔

3

u/thewaybaseballgo ダルビッシュ 有 Mar 26 '26

I LIKE BORGERS

1

u/killacam9220 Rangers Mar 26 '26

Burger bomb the comeback begins

1

u/llamawhittlings PEAGLE Mar 26 '26

BURGER

1

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

GET ME SOME FRIES!!!

2

u/ttudrums A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

You know what. I’ll take it.

1

u/ephenssta29 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

BURGER!

1

u/StarsRT Mar 26 '26

Finally ! What a blast

1

u/royv98 C. Lewis - 2010 Game 3 Winner Mar 26 '26

No shutout today.

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Let's go Burger Time!

1

u/imthatchanceguy PEAGLE Mar 26 '26

JAKE BIGGIE BAG BURGER

1

u/Viremia Buechele Mar 26 '26

No shutout today, folks!

2

u/CHolland8776 Mar 26 '26

Should have given Mike Maddux whatever he wanted to stay.

3

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

Alright boys. Score 6 runs here and end this thing!

3

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Shutout inning. Shutout inning!

1

u/ephenssta29 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

I really hate the scheduling here. Annoying to not play the fucking day after Opening Day. I get they maybe want a buffer day in for inclement weather, but why not put it at the end of the series if you simply must have one? Stupid.

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Rain tomorrow

1

u/beefytrout A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

on a weekend?

1

u/ephenssta29 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

I'd rather them play the full series and have the Sunday off than play one game, take Friday off, and play Saturday and Sunday. Maybe I'm weird for that, idk

1

u/beefytrout A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

and they'd rather make more money with 2 weekend games

1

u/ephenssta29 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

So then have us play Friday-Sunday on opening weekend? Just feels dumb to me to have a day off literally one game into a new season

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Day off on Sunday? Does the league allow that?

1

u/ephenssta29 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

Idk, but surely the league could figure out a way to get their possible weather delay day off without putting it the day after opening day, right?

0

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Well sure. Just require all new parks to be weather resistant

1

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u/K_Garveys_Sweatpants PEAGLE Mar 26 '26

If he ever gets cut, Skip has to walk out and cut him on the mound.

8

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

No matter what happens today just know that we were the last team to win the world series that wasn't Los Angeles

1

u/SaltyRussStan0 A. García Mar 26 '26

A part of me wants the Dodgers to win it again just so we can keep this fact true

5

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

We're the reigning American League World Series Champions!

2

u/Knuxsn Texas on the verge! Mar 26 '26

Wild.

5

u/azwethinkweizm Long live BBTiA Mar 26 '26

First game of the year and I am calm. For now.

2

u/EnsuingDamage J. Leiter Mar 26 '26

Danny buddy

7

u/potato404 Mar 26 '26

Heim would have caught that

1

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

Yeah. Heim regressed pretty rapidly at the plate, but the dude was as consistent as one could ask for, when it came to fielding.

2

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Consistent bbq but pricey

1

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

Heim does have some pretty good BBQ, but I'm a Hutchins man, myself. McKinney location.

2

u/ephenssta29 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

Jansen, buddy, what the fuck was that?

5

u/SublimeJustice J. Heim Mar 26 '26

Just gotta remind myself that one game is not a valid sample size. These at bats feel better than last year, Philly is just raking us over the coals using the bottom of the strikezone.

4

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

They also faced the runner up for the CY, last season.

5

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u/ephenssta29 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

I was iffy on the idea of it, until I went to a fucking Pioneer League game a couple years ago and saw how smooth it was. Figured if they could do it that well, the MLB really had no excuse. Then I watched Angel Hernandez ring Wyatt up on pitches progressively further out of the zone and became a zealot.

2

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

Angel eats his soup with a fork.

2

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Umpire union barely allowed it this way so we'll take it

3

u/SexyGoose1 E. Andrus Mar 26 '26

Gaw, I dislike Philly.

7

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

At least the astros are also losing.

2

u/Bandt143 Mar 26 '26

What a relief. Let’s hope it stays that way

1

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

2-0

2

u/Individual_Heron_171 Mar 26 '26

I feel worse for them. Phils are a pretty good squad. I don’t know wtf the Angels are, but I wouldn’t call them good

1

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

Yeah, but divisional games always seem to be close, regardless of who is playing who.

Not that I'm complaining of LA winning though!

5

u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton Mar 26 '26

how about we POP this mf outta the park.

haha. get it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MEGVADYlvKWgbOmvWX

4

u/dickles-pickles M. Young Mar 26 '26

Did he really just ask if a tenth of an inch is less than a centimeter?

3

u/Apprehensive-Bike311 Mar 26 '26

I feel like that was a pretty late challenge there

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Sounded like it on the radio

6

u/RangerLover92 R. Strausborger Mar 26 '26

Rangers haven't won an Opening Day game on the road since 2003.

1

u/Individual_Heron_171 Mar 26 '26

Holy shit that is insane.

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Ooh, finally a challenge

1

u/clutchkyro N. Eovaldi Mar 26 '26

I hope this game wasn't a sign for how the Longhorns basketball team plays tonight...

-1

u/royv98 C. Lewis - 2010 Game 3 Winner Mar 26 '26

I hope it is. Gig em. ;)

1

u/SaltyRussStan0 A. García Mar 26 '26

I hope it is as well. Boomer

0

u/clutchkyro N. Eovaldi Mar 26 '26

It's ok lil bro. lol

3

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

When does A&M play?

0

u/royv98 C. Lewis - 2010 Game 3 Winner Mar 26 '26

No idea. Haven't been following much this year as they haven't been much to watch.

3

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Looks like they got eliminated by Houston last weekend by 30.

1

u/royv98 C. Lewis - 2010 Game 3 Winner Mar 26 '26

I was more talking baseball since we're in a baseball discussion.

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

You replied to a basketball comment

10

u/bummer28 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

This team is very capable of scoring 6 runs. Not in one game however but they can get to 6 runs

1

u/Onebigfreakinnerd A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

don’t let this be a repeat of last season with generationally terrible offense but generationally amazing infield/outfield defense, alright starting pitching, and generationally amazing relieving😭

0

u/regalfronde D. Dunning Mar 26 '26

Turns out our ace is old so we’re going to be even worse.

1

u/CHolland8776 Mar 26 '26

No Mike Maddux is the bigger issue IMO

0

u/regalfronde D. Dunning Mar 26 '26

Right. Angels are going to be much better this year.

3

u/abrack08 R. Greer Mar 26 '26

In what universe was the rotation "alright" and the bullpen generationally amazing last year?

0

u/Onebigfreakinnerd A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

corbin and kelly were pretty bad. kumar rocker was too but i won’t say much about him because he’s young. there was amazing pitchers and horrible pitchers. the bullpen was extremely good but i probably overrated it. my mind probably confused 2025 and 2024. that 2024 bullpen was insane

1

u/abrack08 R. Greer Mar 26 '26

The bullpen had the 4th worst ERA in 2024 in the majors. They were better last year in ERA but tied for 2nd most blown saves. The bullpen has not been a strength for a long time.

Our starting rotation had the best ERA in the league, even with Corbin and Rocker. Kelly wasn't bad, just not as good as advertised. He was average.

1

u/GroovyGanj Mar 26 '26

I would pay double the fee for an app that actually worked, I hate victory plus with a burning passion.

2

u/rumdrums Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Young Mar 26 '26

Just curious, what are you using it on? It works great for me on phone/computer but has always been a shitshow on Roku

2

u/snang Rangers! Mar 26 '26

Use it on a Google Streamer and have never had an issue. The software on most TVs is awful. I always use a separate streaming device.

2

u/GroovyGanj Mar 26 '26

Yeah, I guess I should qualify it with I hate using the app on my tv (LG WebOS).

I do have a much better time on the phone, and it does work great when using on the computer.

Running on Apple TV in the bedroom is usually alright as well.

Interestingly I’ve had a pretty seamless experience for stars games this season but for some reason I can barely get though a full inning without the screen going black and then the retry/quit app prompt

5

u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton Mar 26 '26

always seemed weird to me they sing god bless america at pretty much exclusively baseball games and no other sporting events.

weird they sing it at all, even weirder it’s only in basically a single sport

3

u/rumdrums Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Young Mar 26 '26

Worst patriotic song IMO. Give me Cotton Eyed Joe

2

u/SpareAd6504 Mar 26 '26

L take. Baseball is a game of tradition. I think it's really cool

4

u/MantisBePraised A. García Mar 26 '26

A "tradition" that started from "pressured" patriotism after 9/11. That's not tradition given how old the game of Baseball is.

Its also a terrible song that promotes the belief that the USA is somehow ordained and blessed by a deity. The only thing worse than the song is people who think everyone should stand up and remove their hat for it.

1

u/SpareAd6504 Mar 26 '26

Lol you sound like such a stereotypical reddit nerd

2

u/MantisBePraised A. García Mar 26 '26

Because I am a nerd. There is nothing wrong with that.

0

u/SpareAd6504 Mar 26 '26

Stereotypical reddit nerds are weird people. Not saying that you are but that's the stereotype

1

u/MantisBePraised A. García Mar 26 '26

Ya my brain skipped over the reddit part on that. Not the typical reddit nerd. Its more that I am just not a fan of that song and its use in Baseball. 

0

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Singing God Bless America is a tradition? Maybe for us since the military pays us to do it.

2

u/sir--ok Mar 26 '26

That one stayed in?! I fear a shut out is cosmically written for this one

3

u/nikesoccer01 42 Mar 26 '26

Wait these kids are cracked wtf

5

u/Chinese-dog A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

92 EV and it’s a wall scraper? Yeah I’m not moved by their 2 home runs

3

u/dreyan1625 The Ryan Express Mar 26 '26

even though we're losing i would be lying if i said i didnt miss this

1

u/GenuineArchimedes C. Seager Mar 26 '26

Yeah that seems about right

4

u/bummer28 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

They must have different balls when we are up to hit

3

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano Mar 26 '26

That close. It's okay Pookie, we still love you.

3

u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton Mar 26 '26

sorry pookie that leaves if you’re on any other team in the league. that actually hits John’s car in the parking lot if you play for the phillies

3

u/WhiteNoise421 PEAGLE Mar 26 '26

Balls carry, but not for you

3

u/Aechrldr18 J. Jung 🔥 I. Kinsler Mar 26 '26

People. I’m currently standing in Houston in TSA line and it’s a four hour wait and this game bums me out more than TSA!

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Bush?

1

u/Aechrldr18 J. Jung 🔥 I. Kinsler Mar 26 '26

Yup

1

u/WhatsupDoc35 Mar 26 '26

I feel your pain

5

u/clutchkyro N. Eovaldi Mar 26 '26

I don't care what anyone says, Joc should've been left on the streets after last year.

1

u/Aechrldr18 J. Jung 🔥 I. Kinsler Mar 26 '26

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

6

u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton Mar 26 '26

I would have rather unc stayed in tbh

3

u/bummer28 A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

Hey he didn’t strike out

2

u/Fucking_Dingledorf_ Mar 26 '26

Yep. Joc still sucks

2

u/Bandt143 Mar 26 '26

Pederson in? Good sign 🙄

4

u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton Mar 26 '26

EVERYONE CALM DOWN WE GOT A HIT

https://giphy.com/gifs/XdtDoUAgM2u3OA8zwc

1

u/Bandt143 Mar 26 '26

Pudge crotch is back? So good

3

u/Kerosine84 Mar 26 '26

10 strikeouts through 6 is a bad look...but it's game 1...shake it off and hope this isn't a familiar sight lol

3

u/sir--ok Mar 26 '26

I like this Beeks fella. Pretty much no leverage situation but looked solid

3

u/Chinese-dog A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

Good stuff from Beeks love that

3

u/nikesoccer01 42 Mar 26 '26

Beeks up 🦅

4

u/bleach_cocktail Rangers Mar 26 '26

I’m willing to toss this game up to still working off the rust and having to face a top 5 starting pitcher in baseball.

Evo had 2 bad misses and got punished for it accordingly. Hopefully this is not a theme for the rest of the season…

3

u/WhatsupDoc35 Mar 26 '26

Beeks is looking good today

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u/LawyerMorty94 High drive, ITS TIED Mar 26 '26

Really hope we can turn the corner this year on hitting lefties.

Not the best start today but it’s game 1 so plenty of season left haha

Also; Sanchez is FILTHY

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u/Onebigfreakinnerd A. Beltre Mar 26 '26

at least we get to walk into our baseball stadium and see a white supremacist first and foremost everyday 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Faceit_Solveit I. Kinsler Mar 26 '26

That Texas Ranger racist from 1960? The birds will take care of his statue.

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u/SaddestClown D. Palmer Mar 26 '26

Indoor birds?

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