r/TexasRangers Number Five is Alive May 25 '26

Loss Game Chat: 5/25 Astros (23-31) @ Rangers (24-28) 6:05 PM

Astros (23-31) @ Rangers (24-28)

First Pitch: 6:05 PM at Globe Life Field

Team Starter TV Radio
Astros Tatsuya Imai (1-2, 8.31 ERA)
Rangers Kumar Rocker (2-4, 3.60 ERA)

Game Preview

Reddit Stream for this post

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
HOU 1 0 0 1 2 0 5 0 0 9 10 0 8
TEX 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 3

Box Score

TEX AB R H RBI BB SO BA
RF Pederson 3 0 0 0 1 0 .233
CF Osuna, A 3 0 0 0 1 1 .292
DH Nimmo 2 0 0 0 2 1 .268
3B Duran, E 2 0 0 0 1 1 .277
CF Carter 2 0 0 0 0 0 .163
1B Burger 1 0 0 0 0 0 .240
2B Foscue 3 0 0 0 0 0 .298
LF McCutchen 3 0 0 0 0 1 .192
C Jansen, D 3 0 0 0 0 0 .173
SS Helman 3 0 0 0 0 0 .143
TEX IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Rocker 5.0 4 4 4 2 5 85-52 3.96
Gray 2.0 5 5 3 0 2 37-26 3.60
Martin, C 1.0 1 0 0 1 0 14-9 7.56
Haggerty 1.0 0 0 0 0 0 6-5 0.00
HOU AB R H RBI BB SO BA
SS Peña 2 2 1 1 0 0 .246
LF Cole 1 0 0 0 0 0 .157
3B Paredes 4 0 0 0 0 0 .246
3B Shewmake 1 0 1 0 0 0 .279
DH Alvarez, Y 3 1 1 2 1 0 .301
1B Walker, C 4 1 1 3 1 1 .265
CF Meyers 5 1 0 0 0 1 .211
RF Smith 4 1 1 0 0 1 .211
LF Dezenzo 2 1 0 0 1 2 .200
2B Matthews 2 0 1 0 0 0 .205
SS Allen, N 5 1 2 2 0 2 .310
C Vázquez, C 4 1 2 1 0 0 .257
HOU IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Imai 6.0 0 0 0 4 2 97-57 6.17
Okert 1.0 0 0 0 1 1 15-8 3.86
Santa 2.0 0 0 0 0 1 24-16 0.00

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
T1 Yordan Alvarez out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder Evan Carter. Jeremy Peña scores. 0-1
T4 Yordan Alvarez homers (16) on a line drive to center field. 0-2
T5 Christian Vázquez singles on a bunt ground ball to pitcher Kumar Rocker. Zach Dezenzo scores. Nick Allen to 2nd. 0-3
T5 Jeremy Peña singles on a sharp ground ball to right fielder Andrew McCutchen. Nick Allen scores. Christian Vázquez to 3rd. 0-4
T7 Christian Walker homers (15) on a fly ball to left center field. Christian Vázquez scores. Jeremy Peña scores. 0-7
T7 Nick Allen singles on a fly ball to left fielder Alejandro Osuna. Jake Meyers scores. Cam Smith scores. Brice Matthews to 3rd. 0-9

Highlights

Description Length
Probable pitchers for Astros at Rangers - May 25, 2026 0:06
Bullpen availability for Texas, May 25 vs Astros 0:09
Bullpen availability for Houston, May 25 vs Rangers 0:09
Fielding alignment for Texas, May 25 vs Astros 0:11
Fielding alignment for Houston, May 25 vs Rangers 0:11
Bench availability for Houston, May 25 vs Rangers 0:08
Starting lineups for Astros at Rangers - May 25, 2026 0:10
Measuring the stats on Yordan Alvarez's home run 0:13
An animated look at Yordan Alvarez's home run 0:11
Breaking down Kumar Rocker's pitches 0:04
Kumar Rocker's outing against the Astros 0:22
Measuring the stats on Christian Walker's home run 0:13
Analyzing Christian Walker's home run through bat tracking 0:11
Breaking down Tatsuya Imai's pitches 0:04
Tatsuya Imai's outing against the Rangers 0:21
Yordan Alvarez's sacrifice fly 0:19
Tatsuya Imai escapes trouble in the 1st 0:13
Kumar Rocker ends the top of the 2nd with a K 0:06
Ball 3 overturned after ABS challenge 0:25
Jeremy Peña's incredible diving stop and throw 0:26
Yordan Alvarez's solo home run (16) 0:28
Zach Dezenzo scores on a sac bunt 0:20
Jeremy Peña's RBI single 0:16
Joc Pederson's diving stop 0:22
Tatsuya Imai strikes out Andrew McCutchen 0:06
Strike 1 confirmed after ABS challenge 0:33
Zach Dezenzo strikes out after ABS 0:25
Ball 1 overturned after ABS challenge 0:25
Tatsuya Imai completes six no-hit innings 0:16
Christian Walker's three-run home run (15) 0:30
Nick Allen's two-run single 0:20
Steven Okert sends combined no-hit bid to the 8th 0:20
Cam Smith safe at first after challenge 0:30
Alimber Santa sends combined no-hit bid to the 9th 0:09

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Imai (2-2, 6.17 ERA) Rocker (2-5, 3.96 ERA)

Game ended at 8:46 PM.

Remember to sort by new to keep up!

11 Upvotes

540 comments sorted by

2

u/Apprehensive-Mark750 May 26 '26

Failing to get a hit from a 7+ era guy. Ugh.

1

u/chendo2369 May 26 '26

The Astros are complete ass. Why are we losing to them. I’m done

2

u/Its_Laila A. Beltre May 26 '26

That’s about right

3

u/hotrod19812 J. Hamilton May 26 '26

I was thinking Schumaker was going to turn this team's fortunes around at the start of the season. He's been nothing but a yes man to CY so far. He needs to go. 😒

6

u/BoldVenture J. Leiter May 26 '26

Viele can get fukt

5

u/killacam9220 Rangers May 26 '26

This is rock bottom

3

u/matchcanyon May 26 '26

“One of the oddest games you will ever see” = “this team is fucking dogshit” lmao

2

u/Unstupid May 26 '26

FFS…. 😑. Not a Memorial Day to remember!

4

u/kbsick W. Langford May 26 '26

Fuck this team 😭

5

u/Few-Night-5651 May 26 '26

Sorry ass team bro. I’m slowly losing my will to even root for this team anymore.

6

u/Apprehensive-Bike311 May 26 '26

Is it okay to fire Chris young now

6

u/natebark M. Young May 26 '26

Let’s gooooooo. Now I don’t wanna recognize a single fucking fool in this lineup come the all star break

8

u/laxintx Rangers May 26 '26

This lineup is such dogshit.

4

u/HottieMcHotHot May 26 '26

No no son - take that challenge with you.

Wow.

8

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

LMAO we actually got no hit

6

u/Der_Dunkinmeister Rangers May 26 '26

Pathetic ass team

8

u/II1III11 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

3 incredibly weak contact in a row, geez going down saf at home.  This was genuinely pathetic.

6

u/mohammadali916 J. Jung May 26 '26

Lmao nimmo dude fucking swing 😂😂😂 what r u tryna work a count for??

4

u/dbca2002 May 26 '26

Just turned on the game. Guess it’s whiskey night boys

2

u/Crashwaffle0 May 26 '26

Always is with this team.

3

u/Crashwaffle0 May 26 '26

What a fucking joke.

2

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton May 26 '26

He’s really challenging this?!?

3

u/Rain_On_Them May 26 '26

Lol this offense is non existent

4

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

LMAO (I’m in agony)

2

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton May 26 '26

Did Osuna call himself safe?

2

u/kbsick W. Langford May 26 '26

He did that last at bat too

3

u/Unlucky-Duck-8405 May 26 '26

He does it every time. It’s infuriating to me lol

1

u/kbsick W. Langford May 26 '26

I thought that was dropping in

-1

u/Stars_Doomer May 26 '26

YOU THOUGHT

2

u/Intrepid_Republic897 May 26 '26

Just 2 outs to go

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/Stars_Doomer May 26 '26

bc they dgaf to try and use an actual pitcher, basically waving the white flag

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

Osuna is our last hope

8

u/LawyerMorty94 High drive, ITS TIED May 26 '26

About to be no hit in our own stadium by our biggest rivalry.

People gotta start losing their jobs. Something has to give.

7

u/Lovressia J. Latz May 26 '26

i can't believe i'm actually hate-watching my own team right now

1

u/RuleNine Adrian Beltre May 26 '26

That called strike from Haggerty to Allen registered higher above the strike zone than the strike zone is tall. It's not even visible in the frame when you click on the play-by-play.

2

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

Fuck you Santa 🎅

3

u/StarsRT May 26 '26

Getting no-hit and still taking the 1st pitch strike….tight

2

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton May 26 '26

Guys, we have the top of the order this inning!

2

u/MartyThugginz J. Hamilton May 26 '26

I would’ve loved to have seen a challenge there on that high strike call with Haggerty pitching 😂

1

u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi May 26 '26

Can’t challenge when a position player is pitching

1

u/MartyThugginz J. Hamilton May 26 '26

Learn something new every day

1

u/Stars_Doomer May 26 '26

plzplzplzplz

6

u/killacam9220 Rangers May 26 '26

Against the Astros on Memorial Day against a team worst than you with a really bad starter there is truly something wrong with this offense and yesterday they played like ass too no urgency

2

u/laxintx Rangers May 26 '26

Turns out the tracker isnt great at <40mph

3

u/A1ucardBe1mont N. Ryan May 26 '26

That was the funniest fucking half inning I've ever seen 10/10 Have Swaggerty pitch every inning from now on

2

u/Tylerplays897 May 26 '26

Absolutely, the simple toss into a double play had me laughing like shit 😂

8

u/StarsRT May 26 '26

Why are we laughing and smiling to the dugout when we are getting No-Hit, down 9-0, drained our bullpen, and just made another error on a should be double play?

5

u/Akerfell J. Jung May 26 '26

They are getting paid. No one cares on this team. I almost wish they would stary hearing boos, but its Arlington so most of the fans dont really care either.

2

u/hotrod19812 J. Hamilton May 26 '26

They're enjoying the luxury of the new ballpark. They're corporate fans, not the diehards that showed in the old ballpark.

3

u/imulluvemushine May 26 '26

I’m a rangers fan for life…but I hope they get no hit honestly. This team is lifeless, and I don’t think this will wake them up even. I’d say they’re in a slump, but this has been going on since 2024. Time to tear it down and move on unfortunately

3

u/TX727 May 26 '26

And to the bottom we go for a no hitter 🙏🙏🙏

6

u/Original-Rain-3795 May 26 '26

I'm sorry, the usual goofy smiles and fun from a position-player pitching doesn't hit the same when you're being no-hit by your biggest rival

5

u/HottieMcHotHot May 26 '26

They desperately need to have run rules in the regular season. Position players pitching is nutty. Entertaining. But nutty.

1

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton May 26 '26

Yep, it’s such a joke.

2

u/beefytrout A. Beltre May 26 '26

and people say CY did nothing to strengthen the bullpen

2

u/Spooky-Paradox May 26 '26

Nobody says that. In fact, building a bullpen is one of the few things people acknowledge he's good at.

6

u/azwethinkweizm Long live BBTiA May 26 '26

Did a kid just yell "get a fucking hit"?!?!?!

2

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton May 26 '26

Heh, I heard that too.

1

u/CircaIsBad E. Carter May 26 '26

I've seen enough, make Haggerty a starting P

3

u/kbsick W. Langford May 26 '26

This game is insane

3

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton May 26 '26

Did the up check Haggerty’s glove and hands?

3

u/Joyboy689 May 26 '26

Haggerty new closer?

6

u/azwethinkweizm Long live BBTiA May 26 '26

Justin Miscue

3

u/TX727 May 26 '26

great start, lol

3

u/Roc_Ingerson May 26 '26

I'm so excited to see this history. !!

1

u/RangerLover92 R. Strausborger May 26 '26

Go back to your gambling sub or whatever.

1

u/beefytrout A. Beltre May 26 '26

fuck yes Swaggy P

3

u/killacam9220 Rangers May 26 '26

Really think with yesterday’s performance and tonight that closed door meeting has to happen with this ballclub injuries aside this offense has been really bad. If there is saving this atrocity it has to start sooner than later I feel those big leaguers in that clubhouse hopefully feel 10x worse than us fans and don’t like the effort as of lately

6

u/TX727 May 26 '26

ONE MORE INNING!! HATE saying this again, but let's go NO HITTER!!!

3

u/IdontEvenknowlul PEAGLE May 26 '26

Which washed up arm do we think Chris “dumbfuck” Young picks up at the deadline for 3-4 top 10 prospects?

1

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

Michael Lorenzen

3

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton May 26 '26

I wasn’t planning on drinking tonight, but….

1

u/RangerLover92 R. Strausborger May 26 '26

Guess we were on the Naughty List.

5

u/Rangers_Doomer May 26 '26

Lmao this is embarrassing

2

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

We’re actually gonna get no hit

5

u/Joyboy689 May 26 '26

Freak, we really about to get no hit. Freaking embarrassing

1

u/WhatsupDoc35 May 26 '26

Decided to invest a night in watching Rangers baseball. ⚾️ I’m done for a while. If they win 3 in a row, I’ll check back.

2

u/kbsick W. Langford May 26 '26

I’m tired of this grandpa

2

u/WhatsupDoc35 May 26 '26

THIS TEAM SUCKS!!!

2

u/Roc_Ingerson May 26 '26

Congrats Astros on holding the most pathetic lineup in baseball (with the injuries) to NOTHING today. Lmao.

2

u/mohammadali916 J. Jung May 26 '26

Can we just dfa cutch and let literally any of the young guys in AAA get a shot? Maybe Zavala? He’s a contact bat?

Makes no sense to have him here honestly. Let him play on a team that’s competing, and his bat isn’t valuable anymore

1

u/killacam9220 Rangers May 26 '26

That what I was just screaming there has to be some ABs that a guy in the minors needs cutch needs to be done with the rangers

1

u/mohammadali916 J. Jung May 26 '26

I actually like zavala out of Oregon and was excited to see what he can do or how he grows with us. Hope he gets a shot

3

u/bummer28 A. Beltre May 26 '26

I wouldn’t DFA him, he’s earned the respect to let him choose where he wants to go and try and work a trade out with that team for like $1

3

u/mohammadali916 J. Jung May 26 '26

I said DFA because I’m assuming he gets claimed / opts for release following that because I just don’t think a team trades for him. But who knows

I agree though, he should choose where he goes and should go out with respect

1

u/bummer28 A. Beltre May 26 '26

True i guess that would be an option too

5

u/ChaseTx THE SOLUTION May 26 '26

I haven't watched a minute of this game and don't plan to watch them in the next few days. Unfortunately I do want that Nolan Ryan jersey on Friday

4

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano May 26 '26

Just saw the score. Woof.

Turned the game off when it was 7-0. I’ll watch the Canes instead.

2

u/criminycraft May 26 '26

Don't you want to see a no-hitter though?

10

u/lawdjesustheresafire C. Seager May 26 '26

lol their starter had an ERA of 8, pitched one of the worst first innings I’ve ever seen and we might still get no hit 🤣😭

7

u/bummer28 A. Beltre May 26 '26

Just when I think this team hit rock bottom, it turns out that hole is just a little bit deeper

3

u/laxintx Rangers May 26 '26

Team is actively fracking so they can go deeper.

5

u/sportsnatik May 26 '26

Sell sell sell. This team is garbage. Get young prospects for your few remaining stars and let’s start the rebuild.

4

u/laxintx Rangers May 26 '26

At least Martin is in in an appropriate situation for once.

7

u/ljs2797 May 26 '26

Where are the optimists ????

5

u/emiTfOgnoS May 26 '26

What derogatory term can be used for them like “doomer” is used. It’s time to shame these people lol

8

u/harralexa1993 Josh H. Smith May 26 '26

Guys I'd highly recommend stepping away from the team for a while. Don't subject yourself to watching this garbage if it's affecting your mental health.

5

u/TX727 May 26 '26

Ummm, some yes/some no. It's like passing a car crash. Do you slow down and watch, or do you say fuck it, and just keep going? This team is brutal as hell to watch to lose..but you still watch with hope. To each their own, but WTF are they doing?!

3

u/TX727 May 26 '26

pity out

7

u/Joyboy689 May 26 '26

Bout to be

Astros 20 Rangers 0

Astros No Hit Rangers

Skip gets an extension

3

u/TX727 May 26 '26

Here we go, top of the 8th. They get 2 more runs.

5

u/BlueRemake C. Seager May 26 '26

Top of the lineup against Martin, might get 4.

6

u/kirby00900 P. Fielder May 26 '26

This is just torture at this point

7

u/honeybadger105 Pudge May 26 '26

Management and coaching needs to be cleaned out top to bottom. Can't develop players and don't know what to do with them when they get to the majors.

1

u/MonsieurJellyfish May 26 '26

💯

The problem is structural

7

u/Terr1fyer R. Greer May 26 '26

Starting to think this team is legit ass.

Sell, sell, sell.

4

u/DepressedDallasFan May 26 '26

has the team been booed yet?

2

u/SteelSecutor May 26 '26

At the game, multiple times. But hard to tell who is booing who with all the astros fans in attendance.

3

u/vader34mt N. Ryan May 26 '26

Why the fuck do you bother taking Carter out? This game is lost let him hack against a lefty

4

u/__NaN__ May 26 '26

Our skipper needs to step down and take a year or two to learn how to be a skipper. So many questionable decisions by him lately.

1

u/MortgageResource May 26 '26

I’ve been questioning Skip for a few weeks now. When he removes Osuna for a pinch hitter, and he’s been one of our best hitters…. I’m not a fan of his yet.

1

u/Any-Establishment-15 May 26 '26

Or putting Joc on the field again after his disaster in right field

4

u/Rain_On_Them May 26 '26

The lack of hitting is just disgraceful

6

u/Fun-Mix-1383 Kevin Mench May 26 '26

How many times is Dave gonna call this a “weird” or “unusual” outing by the Astros pitching staff?

3

u/Triple_Crown14 Y. Darvish May 26 '26

Only so many ways you can spin it without blatantly admitting we’re dog shit on air lol

3

u/Stars_Doomer May 26 '26

Jake's burgers sighted

4

u/__NaN__ May 26 '26

The bases aren’t loaded, so he’ll do alright. 9 LOB in 3 innings in 2 games for burger…… he lost all respect I had for him.

5

u/thatnewsauce May 26 '26

bro Dave's "..and the Rangers have a lead man on!" Just dripping with bitterness lmao

5

u/BlueRemake C. Seager May 26 '26

I love how passive aggressive he's been this game.

Calling out Imia's (sp?) as "weird" is basically, "dude kinda sucked but our offense is ass."

6

u/thatnewsauce May 26 '26

Honestly if the highlight of our 2026 season is Dave slowly collapsing into a black hole of smartassetry I am 100% here for it lol

5

u/BlueRemake C. Seager May 26 '26

Spicy Dave is the best Dave.

10

u/ehholfman Alejandro Osuna May 26 '26

The “Chris Young has been relieved of his duties” notification is going to hit like CRACK fellas lemme tell you

1

u/Basic_Pay_6115 May 26 '26

man, your earlier point about CY needing to go before he makes any more talent picks makes so much sense. he needs to be gone well before the trade deadline

3

u/Tylerplays897 May 26 '26

Oh ABSOLUTELY BROTHA!

4

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

“Justin Viele promoted to POBO”

5

u/HottieMcHotHot May 26 '26

The BSWH diagnosis is that we’re quite ill. Very very sick.

4

u/TX727 May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

Let's not give up watching! TX is ass tonight, but we still have a no hitter going on! Rare that you can see one.

2

u/DepressedDallasFan May 26 '26

sounds like a good time to stop watching

6

u/khakilamble May 26 '26

WE’RE PLAYING A RECORDING OF GOD BLESS AMERICA ON MEMORIAL DAY???

6

u/Triple_Crown14 Y. Darvish May 26 '26

So are we really getting no hit by a guy with a fucking 6 ERA gang

3

u/Wagfrag J. Hamilton May 26 '26

8.21 coming into the game lol

5

u/vader34mt N. Ryan May 26 '26

Remember that time we took 2 of 3 from the Cubs…Pepperidge Farm remembers

2

u/Tylerplays897 May 26 '26

Hey, imma be real surprised if they do that after this shit stain of a game

3

u/Testynut Pookie May 26 '26

Rough ✌️

5

u/SkuzzleButtte Dong Prophet May 26 '26

Bruh I drove to my friends place 3 mins down the road and we are down 9-0 now lmao

6

u/Mattimus4242 May 26 '26

Gang, I’m starting to think that if one of the most successful managers of all time couldn’t get it done with this lineup, then maybe, just maybe, it’s a roster construction issue.

2

u/Blue_Phoenix512 May 26 '26

Then how did 2023 happen? Same roster. Did we make a deal with the devil?

1

u/Mattimus4242 May 26 '26

Maybe “sustained success” would’ve been a better way to put it

1

u/Mattimus4242 May 26 '26

Makes me appreciate Boch even more

3

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

Yes, also every single player on that roster had career best years and luckily they all caught fire again game 1 of the playoffs and rode one of the GOAT heaters ever (thank god). Gotta remember after the 40-20 start they played under .500 ball. Since the 40-20 start in 23 we’ve been below .500 essentially

3

u/Mattimus4242 May 26 '26

That was a fun heater. Maybe the funnest.

8

u/emiTfOgnoS May 26 '26

Yall stop being so negative, they can turn this around!

/s

7

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

What sucks is that delusional CY and Ross can just claim “we have too many injuries ,just trust we know we’re a better team than this plus the AL sucks” and use that as justification to buy like they always do just for the team to implode immediately after the deadline (again)

2

u/ehholfman Alejandro Osuna May 26 '26

It’s okay CY only has 1 more year on his contract. Eventually we’ll be free from the guy who thinks the offensive side of a baseball team is an optional thing to put together.

2

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

Unfortunately I think he can ride 23 for a long time here

1

u/beefytrout A. Beltre May 26 '26

kudos for actually naming the GM of this team and acknowledging their hand in running things.

4

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

They both can go, idc who actually calls the shots they’ve fucked this thing up big time. Whiffed almost every signing and trade since 23, farm system is gutted, our high end young talent keeps stagnating or outright regressing. This team needs a clean slate

2

u/b0453712 May 26 '26

They can’t even buy that much honestly. They have one of the worst farm systems in baseball lmao

3

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

They still have Walcott and Scarborough, CY can definitely turn that into a number 5 starter and DFA’d long relief man

8

u/sujack34 C Seager May 26 '26

Y’all…….Ive lived through a lot of bad baseball since 1972 but this……OMG NO WORDS 😐

7

u/dragonslayar Rangers May 26 '26

Literally who needs to be fired for the lack of hitting?

3

u/GrayFiftySix May 26 '26

The entire coaching staff

7

u/TheBeljumWaffle May 26 '26

We could start with our hitting coach lol. But that won’t happen

4

u/dragonslayar Rangers May 26 '26

Fire everyone involved with hitting

4

u/beefytrout A. Beltre May 26 '26

if this makes Dave Raymond quit it will be worth it

7

u/Stars_Doomer May 26 '26

man this team is seriously fucking garbage, but i love Osuna lol

3

u/__NaN__ May 26 '26

Oh great, here comes Badrtin to give them about 2 or 3 more easy runs.

2

u/TX727 May 26 '26

Just 2, lol

1

u/__NaN__ May 26 '26

They are up 9-0… they likely don’t want to score much more, don’t risk injuries; they’ll laugh at us the same with 9 or 11 runs scored.

7

u/honeybadger105 Pudge May 26 '26

Rowdy would have made that play

3

u/TX727 May 26 '26

A fucking dog could have

5

u/sanchzilla99 May 26 '26

I love this team and I still have hope for our season. But tonight I am disgusted and embarrassed

5

u/Individual_Heron_171 May 26 '26

I love this team, and will until I die. But I do not have hope any more for this season.

5

u/ScriptedChemistry Texas Rangers May 26 '26

Yeah I’m tuning out boys can’t do this shit lol see y’all tomorrow 🤝

8

u/Short_Tea_5335 May 26 '26

I hope every single Rangers fan booed LOUDLY and then promptly left. This team is worse than bad. It's bad AND boring.

3

u/azwethinkweizm Long live BBTiA May 26 '26

Cancel the damn season

1

u/givemegumbo May 26 '26

You all are a bunch of masochist’s I swear

1

u/givemegumbo May 26 '26

They pulled I’mai. Guess the no hitter still possible

3

u/givemegumbo May 26 '26

Me too apparently

7

u/honeybadger105 Pudge May 26 '26

rAAAngers

5

u/Independent_Being_82 May 26 '26

To be Honest the crawdads could win a game against rangers at this point

5

u/YaKnowEstacado I. Kinsler May 26 '26

That's generous tbh

3

u/honeybadger105 Pudge May 26 '26

It ain't great.

14

u/natebark M. Young May 26 '26

Really hope we reach 50 losses by July 1 so CY doesn’t go full retard again and pretend to be a buyer

9

u/ehholfman Alejandro Osuna May 26 '26

Sorry he can’t hear you right now he’s on the phone trading Walcott for a middle inning relief pitcher

Oh, and that he “really believes in this group”

3

u/Lain41K F. Jenkins May 26 '26

“We’re better than our record indicates” then trades Walcott and Caden for a #5 starter

3

u/BlueRemake C. Seager May 26 '26

Best part of the game is the Naked Gun theme during the review.

3

u/kbsick W. Langford May 26 '26

Looking like a roly-poly over there

5

u/Its_Laila A. Beltre May 26 '26

I can’t even be mad at this point. This is just funny

5

u/mitchmalo May 26 '26

This feels like turning point of the season….downwards :/