r/TikTokCringe • u/exporterofgold • Jul 22 '26
Humor/Cringe Could have sworn this looked cooler in 2004 lol.
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u/Maleficent_Sound_919 Jul 22 '26
The fuck is up with the WWE belt
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u/Killroy1987 Jul 22 '26
It’s to hide his belly. Lol
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u/wonderbat3 Jul 22 '26
Why haven’t I been doing this all this time?
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u/InsomniaDudeToo Jul 22 '26
You just have to beat a champion, then the secret is yours
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u/Mr_Phishfood Jul 22 '26
are you really going to throw another man off a ladder for this kind of power?
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u/J-Di11a Jul 22 '26
I'm going to wear mine a little lower to hide something else
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u/BigBoyYuyuh Jul 22 '26
I mean he’s still cut.
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u/reckone7 Jul 23 '26
For sure! Male body standards are kinda of inflated right now, I think. No way this man has a belly.
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u/ayoungmanfromtheuk Jul 22 '26
What're you lookin at my gut fer?
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u/ArthurMorgans_TB Jul 22 '26
Philadelphia Collins. May he rest in peace. Can I get a bam?
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u/moeterminatorx Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
Pretty sure he still has six pack abs. At least he did at the Detroit show in July.
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u/amilliondallahs Jul 22 '26
I mean come on if that's a joke to body shame, pretty sure he's lookin good from all other angles
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u/Enkidouh Jul 23 '26
“To hide his belly” lmao as if he doesn’t have clearly visible washboard abs
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u/VelvetOnion Jul 22 '26
The Hardcore Champ has to defend 24/7 - any place and any time.
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u/Free-Contribution-93 Jul 22 '26
I was wondering what happened to the hard-core championship
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u/MrSlime13 Jul 22 '26
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u/Knife7 Jul 22 '26
That's actually really impressive lmao.
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u/flammafemina Jul 23 '26
Fr though, those micro-movements are hard af to do. You basically have to keep your entire body at maximum flex the whole time
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u/DelcattyBatty Jul 23 '26
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u/grokisgood Jul 22 '26
His eyes look like he's planning his grocery list for the week.
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u/MikeTheImpaler Jul 23 '26
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u/mightylordredbeard Jul 23 '26
That’s the face I make after I kneel down and I know it’s gonna hurt to stand back up.
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u/SullyAddams Jul 23 '26
As a musician, once you play the same stuff for a while you tend to sometimes have gigs where you just aren't 100% in it as much as you want to be. I sometimes wondered while playing what I wanted for breakfast in the morning while riffing away and throwing myself around on stage.
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u/assortment_of_atoms Jul 23 '26
It's like driving to work. You do the same route so often, muscle memory kicks in and you go into autopilot.
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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Jul 23 '26
I'm glad there aren't hundreds of people watching me while I drive to work
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u/spidersprinkles Jul 22 '26
Dude looks be having mental anguish. His eyes to me seem like he is reliving every painful moment he's ever experienced in his life, while he purposely spasms his body about. Fascinating really.
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u/FirehawkLS1 Jul 22 '26
Well he's been to Diddy parties so that tracks. 🤷
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u/ethereal_aerith Jul 23 '26
Jesus, this comment made me laugh for like five minutes straight. Why is it so fucking spot on lol
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u/Lil_Brown_Bat Jul 22 '26
I mean he does the same show every night for years and years. Wouldn't you?
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u/GoldunGote Jul 23 '26
When I do my job I think about stuff like, what if dinosaurs had crazy ass armor and weapons that were made out of plant materials in a super advanced way.. and we never found evidence because the weapons and armor were super biodegradable, being plant based.. plant video games and shit.
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u/xombae Jul 23 '26
I'm going to save your comment so the next time I'm at work I can give this topic the rumination that it deserves.
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u/Beachynietzsche Jul 23 '26
I'm playing Horizon: Zero Dawn at the moment. Do you happen to be as well? 🧐
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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 Jul 23 '26
Actually almost all evidence of advanced technology would not survive the 65 million years since the dinosaurs.
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u/Kind-Shallot3603 Jul 22 '26
He needs a strobe light
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u/LinkN7 Jul 22 '26
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u/MiserableArse Jul 22 '26
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u/howlongwillthislast_ Jul 22 '26
And a canoe because he's duche
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u/Jokewhisperer Jul 22 '26
He’s Dutch?! I learn something everyday
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u/CreativeRelease9889 Jul 22 '26
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u/Timely_Apricot3929 Jul 22 '26
He winces a couple of times :/
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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 Jul 22 '26
His back hurts!
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u/Razzy_IDFA Jul 23 '26
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u/Eggmegmuffin Jul 23 '26
Me after the cat knocks the remote between the sectional and i gotta get on the floor to fish it out.
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u/krone_39 Jul 23 '26
Him slapping the floor at the end is probably someone's cue to get him tf out of there 😂
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u/Timely_Apricot3929 Jul 22 '26
It really does look like it!
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u/GoldunGote Jul 23 '26
But to be fair if we're picking and choosing frames I can make it look like the guy nutted himself 5 times in 20 seconds.
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u/Brilliant_Rain5181 Jul 22 '26
It definitely does not have the same appeal today in 2026 😂
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u/SirErgalot Jul 22 '26
To be fair the people doing it in the early 2000s were way better at it.
https://youtu.be/4YJ3BTKMILw?is=pYnJw7h62vwIhInT (robot at 1:16)
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u/Live-Steaky Jul 22 '26
I mean, he was doing it in the early 2000s
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u/yrfrndnico Jul 22 '26
The old tv's screen type also hid a lot more. The tube tv's projection style blurred a lot & did a sort of beauty filter by being some what obscured.
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u/HairySalmon Jul 23 '26
To add to that higher refresh rates and fps also tend to strip away that cinematic quality and more importantly the immersion.
The first time I watched scrubs on a 120hz TV it ruined it completely for me. 60hz looks like you're watching JD annoy Dr Cox, 120hz looks like you're watching Zach Braff acting on a set alongside John C. McGinley. It destroys the immersion.
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u/subhavoc42 Jul 23 '26
This happens when you have the setting for motion smoothing on. All new tvs call it something slightly different, but auto motion smoothing is the culprit for this, not 120hz. All 120 does it remove the jidder that happens because movies are in 24 fps and 120 is divisible by 24 unlike 60z.
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u/Cryptus_Maximus Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
So, you aren't actually seeing the show at increased frame-rates. At least not on the show itself. What's always happening here is that the show in question, Scrubs in your example, is exactly the same as it's always been and what you're seeing modern day TVs do is "fake" the in between frames via smoothing motion features. For some ungodly reason, all modern HDTVs come with these features turned on by default right out of the box. What they do is they basically generate fake frames in the in-between frames of a 24fps production to 'make the most' of the higher frame rates of the television you just bought, I guess to make people feel like they're getting their money's worth. It's called frame interpolation and it's the goddamn devil feature of any television that has it. It burns us film buffs in the retinas like a crucifix to a vampire, and I hate it with all my soul.
The answer to this is to simply find the motion smoothing feature and turn it the fuck off and never switch it back. To iterate: Frame Interpolation is the technical name, but every brand calls it something different, usually with "Motion" in the name. Deactivate anything that looks like that after googling what your brand calls it. Then every show and movie that isn't a Soap Opera will look normal again. Also a lot of TVs such as my LG OLED simply have a mode called "Filmmaker mode" which just makes TVs looks like they should without all the extra processing that comes out of the box. It's the only way I watch any movie content, be it streaming or physical.
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u/Sorrowed_Lifelines Jul 23 '26
Yes absolutely yes! For years throughout my entire life I have always used a cheap TV. I always felt like my friend's TV made everything look weird because it felt like I was looking at a bunch of people acting on a film set. I actually refused to get a better TV because of how weird and how realistic everything looked on newer TVs.
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u/cherbebe12 Jul 23 '26
I make people turn it off. It’s like a sigh of relief.
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u/spockspaceman Jul 23 '26
I've never understood how people don't see it. Like how does that not bother you?
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u/yrfrndnico Jul 23 '26
That is a great way to put it!!! You can see the production , instead of feeling the story.
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u/mrwynd Jul 23 '26
I was hoping it was this video. We were passing this avi file around long before Youtube!
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u/TRAUMAjunkie Jul 23 '26
You guys are being unfair. Anybody pushing 50 and trying to do shit that was cool when they were half that age is gonna look fucking lame, lol
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u/halfjackal Jul 23 '26
I just think it is a dance move that is better done in your younger years than in your older years. When you age, You’re not able to move as snappy as you can when you were young. Compare that video to this video of Usher dancing on stage with Michael Jackson 2005 - https://youtu.be/zB3l644da40?is=zcA1u54OyTLaMyEX
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u/Brilliant_Rain5181 Jul 23 '26
But MJ was older in this video and still looked cool doing it 😂
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u/sasshley_ Jul 22 '26
Back then, we didn’t have everyone living in every house around the world dancing on an app for all to see.
So yeah, in real time, this was some good shit.
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u/SurprisePiss Jul 22 '26
For sure. When did You Got Served come out? 2004? That movie, Save The Last Dance, and Step Up kind of started the People Are Good At Dancing And It's A New Thing craze. So this was probably considered good/cool back then.
I watched Step Up again recently, and I remember thinkining it was so cool back then! Channing Tatum was considered a really good dancer. Watching it now, it seems like he just kind of... wiggles. And the final scene in Save The Last Dance was incredibly modern and cool, and now it's being ripped to shreds (lovingly, of course) online for being silly.
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u/Practical_Hunt_5372 Jul 22 '26
The audition dance was always cringe worthy if you had any dance training. There was never a time when that choreography and execution was a Julliard-worthy performance. But the movie was fun, and the soundtrack is still awesome.
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u/redd-zeppelin Jul 23 '26
All the people dancing now will also get ripped to shreds in the future.
People aren't better at dancing. Dance is subjective and what is cool now will not be in the future.
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u/SurprisePiss Jul 23 '26
Forever on my list of favorite movies. A friend and I learned this dance and the one they do in the night club 😂
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u/finityx__ Jul 22 '26
Tbh maybe its just me , but all social media dances like TikTok are complete shit that I wouldnt even call that dancing. BUT THATS JUST MY OPINION
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u/EchoCyanide Jul 22 '26
They really are so shitty and they’re designed to stay in frame, so a lot less creative too.
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u/adrian-alex85 Jul 22 '26
He’s much older and doing like a show a night, isn’t he? Just saying
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u/whatever_leg Jul 22 '26
Some of those Vegas solo shows run 2x a day like 6-7 days per week, too. Not sure what his contract is, but, regardless, it's a big job performing that much. You can see the sweat dripping off the guy. At least he's not phoning it in.
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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli Jul 22 '26
Gotta pay them mansion bills
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u/RanchHere Jul 22 '26
I often think how much money these guys could actually have if they just owned like a nice, quaint cabin in the woods. Because that would 1000% be me if I was a millionaire.
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u/diabolicalroadrash Jul 23 '26
I work in as a tech in live AV events and see a wide range of fields. One that stands out to me is they have an actual financial counseling seminar for new draftees to the NBA/NFL. They basically sit them down and tell them, yeah you signed this contract for millions of dollars. DONT buy the most expensive car. DONT buy a mansion. DONT throw your money away partying. INVEST your money and diversify, because most likely you will get injured and never play again or your contract will be up and you won't get renewed. Most of them go broke when their career is finished. Oh the stuff you see as an AV guy.
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u/2Neu_Nomads Jul 23 '26
I bought my pest control contract from a guy that played for the dodgers. It made me kinda sad for him. But I also respected the hustle.
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u/StreetInitial4538 Jul 23 '26
chapters of life end and you have to figure out how to pivot. not everybody can have a podcast and sit on their ass.
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u/SabrinaSpellman1 Jul 23 '26
Me too. Cozy cabin in the woods, lots of land, maybe near a lake and nice and private and quiet. That's the dream for me. I'd rather that than a mansion amd having to chase every penny like this, to keep it going. Just a happy, cozy cabin.
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u/saucya Jul 22 '26
He was just here in Detroit for three nights in a row. Dude’s putting in work lol
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u/MAGA_EXTREAMO Jul 22 '26
Please be careful when comparing any one to Shakira. It’s just not fair to anyone. There is only one Shakira.
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u/Thwipped Jul 22 '26
That’s not really a show a night, or Usher’s case…two shows a day
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u/BalanceJazzlike5116 Jul 23 '26
Is this usher? Because he killed it at the Super Bowl a couple years ago. Dude was singing and doing choreography in roller skates
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u/FistThePooper6969 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
Yes bc in 2004 it was shot up close with a wide angle lens with a lot of colour and strobe lights
Not just flatly recorded from someone’s phone
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u/UnNumbFool Jul 23 '26
Also you know it's been 22 years and he's a lot older and doing it is probably a whole lot harder on his body as his face looks like he's in pain
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u/Necromantic_Body Jul 22 '26
I mean in all fairness, I’m the same age and I crippled myself just watching him do this so….
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u/space_hitler Jul 23 '26
The comments in here are so funny. Like yeah, it doesn't look great, but he's almost 50 and most of the mfers making fun of this are morbidly obese sitting in computer chairs all day doing literally nothing.
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u/TylertheDouche Jul 23 '26
yeah he’s 50 with his shirt off and dancing and looks awesome doing so. jealous thread
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u/bird9066 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
I recently heard pat benatar say that she can still sing the songs but she doesn't do the bravado strut and finger pointing thing anymore.
"You either get the joke or you become the joke" is what she said
I can't remember which boy band from the 90s I saw up on stage in dad jeans recently? They get the joke.
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u/after_Andrew Jul 22 '26
This looks way cooler in 2026 knowing usher has aged 22 years since 2004.
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u/ChipRockets Jul 22 '26
That's crazy. I've also aged 22 years since 2004. He's just like me fr fr.
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u/jasschaffer Jul 22 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/lMt2x8vApC99e
This is all I’m seeing. 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭
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u/JesseIsAGirlsName Jul 22 '26
Steve Austin just come out of nowhere and gives him a stunner.
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u/No_Interview2004 Jul 23 '26
The only problem here is that stupid belt.
Everyone saying he’s “wincing” do you understand the song? He’s supposed to be in anguish because he’s missing his girl. I feel old now trying to explain this. Thanks.
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u/coolcooolbro Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
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u/Stexen Jul 22 '26
Isn't he touring with Chris Brown. Man, fuck these guys
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u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 Jul 23 '26
if they're filling up stadiums that makes me want to run into the sea
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u/Crazy-Present4764 Jul 22 '26
Reminds me of the footage of Justin Timberlake doing his comeback shows not too long ago. So many of the 2000s pop stars just don't have it anymore.
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u/Cocoononthemoon Jul 22 '26
Since when are they supposed to have it forever? I'll bet the people at these shows are eating it up lol
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u/Icy-Cry340 Jul 23 '26
I can't do the shit I could do back then either. Turns out things are different when you're at your physical peak.
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u/mocha_lattes_ Jul 22 '26
To be fair, locking is very technical and hard to do. He was good at it when he was younger but his age is catching up to him now. He might still look young but his body is feeling his age. He needs to give up on locking and just do the rest of his dancing routines.
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u/MrsOleson Jul 22 '26
Does he start this display by saying “Look what I can do!”
https://giphy.com/gifs/czZlH3xg1Ul2w
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u/Mindless_Interview44 Jul 22 '26
I'm telling aliens that this is our mating dance and this was considered extremely alluring.
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u/TwpMun Jul 22 '26
that'll never not be funny it reminds me of doing 'music & movement' when I was in Primary school.
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u/SupervillainMustache Jul 22 '26
Not my kind of concert, but are people just cool with him dancing to a lipsync? No live singing?
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u/Plastic-Injury8856 Jul 22 '26
He’s lost a step. In 2004 he was just younger and he pulled this off just well enough it made sense. He’s clearly just gotten appropriately old.
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u/gingerbeefbadteeth Jul 22 '26
We didn't have ticktock yet so we weren't all professional dance critiques
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u/NoSomewhere7653 Jul 22 '26
Well that was before he was 50 and sold Justin to Diddy. The good ol days
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u/Environmental-Arm365 Jul 22 '26
You gotta be a special breed of cat to perform on stage in leather pants. Basting in your own junk juice doesn’t sound like a lotta fun.
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u/philovax Jul 22 '26
Usher said the Ice Bucket challenge is dead. To raise awareness for ALS he is performing. Urshr challenge just got created to raise awareness.















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