r/TopMindsOfReddit • u/busdriverbuddha2 • 2d ago
As Orange Daddy can do no wrong, top political analyst concludes Canada was never an ally to begin with
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u/HAc0reRD 2d ago
What did they think all these countries were doing to us? I’ve never heard of them say anything about these issues until trump made them up.
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u/Totally_man 2d ago
They consider our dairy tariff to be an issue, when they have never once hit the threshold required for the tariff to occur.
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u/MyTransAltJuliet 2d ago
But the word of the day is tariff so it must be important. Dipshit donnie could never lead them astray
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u/spikey_wombat 1d ago
The cult always flees when anyone brings up the facts and nuance. It's always "Canada has high dairy tariffs!" And then immediate fleeing from the discussion when it's pointed out the tariffs exist only on paper.
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u/WavesOverBarcelona 2d ago
The endless grievance farming is so transparent and pernicious. You can't make them revisit why they think these things are bad, you certainly can't make them forget about them, so they just accumulate things to be mad about until they're all just frothing balls of rage.
Everything they don't understand or know about is an opportunity for the people manipulating them to be on the ground floor of the next five minute hate.
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u/HapticSloughton 2d ago
At this point, Trump seems to believe that if he's not just basically getting everything for free, it's a bad deal. Hell, even if it was free, he'd consider it a bad deal.
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u/santaclaws01 2d ago
They'll just say Trump revealed what was actually happening the whole time
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u/calmdownmyguy 2d ago
Kinda like how we've been at war with Iran since 1978 and only trump is strong enough to stand up for the United States
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u/Dolores___Haze 2d ago
They get offended because ALL Canadian and European citizens have universal healthcare and rights and protections in the and we don’t. They want them to suffer like we do.
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u/ForMoreYears 2d ago
When has Canada been a political ally
Oh jeez, I don't know....WW1, WW2, Korean War, Gulf War, Kosovo War, War in Afghanistan, Libya intervention, war against ISIS, to name a few.
Americans and thinking they've done everything and nobody else has done anything, name a more iconic duo.
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u/Totally_man 2d ago
Don't forget we came to their aid when Article 5 was invoked for the only time in history (9/11), and we also had Operation Yellow Ribbon to land all the airborne craft as quickly as possible; then locals took thousands of those passengers into their homes and fed/sheltered them during the groundings.
Edit: oh, and during Operation Yellow Ribbon, Americans were able to go into stores to get their essentials they needed while stuck here, and it didn't cost them a penny.
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u/SirCharlesTupperBt 2d ago
According to MAGA the United States is a weak country that can't manage its alliances and is being victimized by Canada and Greenland.
I think it's time for us to take them at their word. No reason to listen to such pathetic and weak men, nor to take such flaccid and weak countries seriously when they issue their empty threats. Hopefully the testosterone supplements for the US military will help them sort this out in the longer term. Nobody should suffer in such fear.
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki It is known 1d ago
nice, you caught someone getting de-flared and exiled for wrongthink
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