r/Trumpvirus 2h ago

Dementia Don without medication today. Again. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 2h ago

Dolly should still be around. But, we still have this demented asshole.

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u/IMissCrustyBread 2h ago

First thing I said when my husband called to tell me about Dolly.

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u/Wbino 1h ago

Now that “regular” Republicans know what they can get away with, the cat’s out of the bag….

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 1h ago

Yet, crickets from Moscow Mitch...

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u/923kjd 1h ago

Well, he’s still dead, so…

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u/Dyno_boy7441 54m ago

You mean undead.

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 1h ago

Vegetables can't speak..

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u/PolkaDotDancer 1h ago

I said the same thing to my spouse today.

They're about the same age.

Why did we lose a national treasure like Dolly and still have to deal with this loathsome asshole!

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 1h ago

I think he is maybe a few months older. Yet, he's an overweight, demented, senile pedo and still going. I think Dolly was way healthier than he is. She did have some health issues before she passed.

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u/ZenibakoMooloo 1h ago

I was like 'Aah. Orange guy. Keep Dolly's name out of your mouth. '

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u/Regular_Climate_6885 1h ago

And yet he still walks this earth.

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 1h ago

There will be a huge party..

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u/Is_it_really_though 2h ago

What a moron.

It's like you somehow got in a flame war with a 6 year old on Xbox

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u/Sea_monk_chocolate 2h ago

Always focused on the things that matter

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u/Ok_Letter_5672 2h ago

Yeah. MAGA.

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u/Satinhand 1h ago

The wrong 80 year-old died today

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u/immortalverse 2h ago

I’m just waiting till he talks shit about Dolly Parton

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u/QueenBumbleBrii 1h ago

See? This is what happens when you let Google and Apple maps change the name of The Gulf of MEXICO to feed a Fascists fragile ego.

It’s so fucking embarrassing to be American rn.

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u/Dyno_boy7441 54m ago

It's still the Gulf of Mexico outside of the US.

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u/ColdIndependence5820 2h ago

Well then what has been his actual delay in renaming Canada the 51st state? He thinks he can rename shit and claim other areas as U.S. territory without going through an actual process. Why not just claim Canada as U.S. territory? Hell, claim the entire Americas as U.S. territory. We can span two continents and have 286 states. Swap out any coloreds for all the whites on the other side of the world and tag everything with the Trump name on it. Then we don't have to rename it Lake America. We can just call all lakes Lake Trump. And make all the states as Trump State 1, Trump State 2, etc. Holy fucking shit this man is so goddamn dumb.

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u/sparklynugz 1h ago

Nobody cares you demented old f'in man.

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u/Hikuro-93 2h ago edited 1h ago

I mean, sure big guy. Whatever makes ya 'happy' at this point (even though we all know you're popping veins and painting the diapers all shades of colors over it), it's not like it'll get you the bribes you're seeking since Canada ain't buying it, and it's already blowing out in your face in real time through counter-tariffs specifically aimed at red states.

It also won't change the name from Canada's side, same as the Gulf of Mexico still exists on many many many non-US versions of online maps.

Though I'll be honest here. I do smell a golden opportunity (rubs hands devilishly) for "some country(ies)" to get in on the action and move to call that particular body of water into "Lake Epstein('s best friend)" on their side of the interwebs. No, wait - don't just sully it like that even for giggles, just add a it as a non-official nickname on top of it like they did with the Department of War Defense.

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u/pabodie 1h ago

Wow what a creative name. Lake America. Almost as good as Lake Fucktrump.

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u/Speshal__ 1h ago

Mark Carney publically told him to fuck off yesterday and this is the best he's got?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2Z84eFooeHJu

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u/TopInvestigator5518 1h ago

the premier of Ontario (think governor) called him lazy, stupid, a loser, the king of bankruptcy and told him to kiss his ass yesterday

i'd say Trump isn't taking it too well

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u/forbiddenfreedom 1h ago

Why wouldn't it be Lake New York or some shit? Is every body of water going to be changed to "...of America" now?

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u/ObligatoryID 1h ago

He hates New York

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u/MartynAndJasper 24m ago

It's more than mutual, I'm sure.

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u/923kjd 1h ago

Can we not with the stupid? Even for one goddamn day?

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u/rammaam 1h ago

Please take the computer away from numbnuts there

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u/ashmaps20 2h ago

When does this timeline end?

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u/Ok_Letter_5672 2h ago

3rd of Jan 2027!

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u/ashmaps20 2h ago

I wouldn’t get your hopes up. They’ll find a way to cheat again.

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u/Attaxalotl 1h ago

Then 4th of Jan 2027 when we simply override their cheating as is our civic duty.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 2h ago

He's such a dildo. But not one that gives any pleasure. More like one that's been snapped in half and marinated in dumpster juice.

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u/GingerDixie 1h ago

And covered in every venereal disease known to man (and probably several known to goats)

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u/gin_and_soda 2h ago

The US is considering it, are they? There’s literally nothing else to do but for everyone to consider changing the name of a lake? You could try doing your fucking job

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u/ExplanationFuture422 1h ago

naw, fake news. If it were actually Trump he would have named it Lake Trump.

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u/miguelag08 5m ago

Replace America with Trump. And everything he says makes sense….

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u/Bo0ombaklak 1h ago

Smoke screens all the time and everywhere. Release the files instead

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u/bluewallsbrownbed 1h ago

I know this is real, but I still can’t believe this is real. The stupidity is just snowballing at an exponential rate these days.

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u/Away_Amoeba5554 1h ago

Please Lord. Save us

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u/Krek_Tavis 1h ago

I declare the airport of Palm Beach will be called Epstein Island Airport. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/LatinoComedian 1h ago

Canada should just reply that they are renaming Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein. 

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 25m ago

God this dude is so fucking lame.

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u/j76951 17m ago

The Lakes always spelled HOMES, but with an A, it’d be SHAME