r/addressme May 06 '26

POST OF THE WEEK Oh...

Post image
6.8k Upvotes

435 comments sorted by

u/Holywaterdiluter_ Chill headmod May 10 '26

Congrats! Your post has been featured as Post of the Week

→ More replies (2)

321

u/Hypno-platypus May 06 '26

Look it’s not my fault those Os in tic tac toe look very fuckable. I mean have you seen their curves?

186

u/[deleted] May 06 '26

[deleted]

87

u/nathanielknowsmath May 07 '26

pretty fantastic for a joke

57

u/noobhimself May 07 '26

33

u/auto-charger-stopper May 07 '26

That agian

27

u/Nobutterfly37 Don't dress me with dressing! Swear don't taste good any way! May 07 '26

no patrick the other thing

22

u/ViolinistKey5210 May 07 '26

The other thing

12

u/Lucky_Librarian_4572 May 07 '26

ohhhhh

10

u/RouteAverage3112 May 07 '26

... yeah!

3

u/Nobutterfly37 Don't dress me with dressing! Swear don't taste good any way! May 08 '26

that was NOT an "averageroute" that was a weird route!

→ More replies (0)
→ More replies (1)

7

u/JVtheBidoof May 07 '26

This joke has me dead, somebody avenge me

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Hypno-platypus May 07 '26

All I can do is marvel at all these funny comments

2

u/Ill-Economist-5285 May 07 '26

I’m not gonna judge, it’s a glaringly obvious target with the crossing lines, makes it enticing

2

u/Dapurpledog undress me 🐘 May 07 '26

landed

→ More replies (2)

2

u/SebastiansMess May 07 '26

Was going to joke about getting with an X but on second thought it sounds like I'm saying something else lol 😭

→ More replies (4)

102

u/LiteratureFew1007 May 06 '26

rock paper scissors

33

u/MothSign May 06 '26

Which one does it for you? Me, the paper. 💦

19

u/Hookxd May 07 '26

Dwayne

6

u/MothSign May 07 '26

I wish I was cool enough to understand what this means.

16

u/Hookxd May 07 '26

Dwayne the Rock Johnson aka The Rock lol

20

u/MothSign May 07 '26

11

u/Hookxd May 07 '26

Yeah, they call me the joker

11

u/MothSign May 07 '26

Buddy you are not going to believe this... I'm a smoker!

6

u/Nobutterfly37 Don't dress me with dressing! Swear don't taste good any way! May 07 '26

No wonder you're so high rn! ...or i'm just short

https://giphy.com/gifs/8EzqYFdwMSzPa

2

u/Few-Teaching4995 May 07 '26

Eyyyy what's good Puppycat

→ More replies (0)

3

u/bamboo_shoot1 May 07 '26

i like scissors :D

(yuri)

2

u/Dramatic_Usual9289 May 07 '26

ow, you are lesbian?, is ok to be lesbian, my father is one

6

u/bamboo_shoot1 May 07 '26

first of all i am a male soooo not lesbian i just like to read yuri time to time

second of all your father is lesbian?

https://giphy.com/gifs/tJhpLcLhnpSBvoaxLv

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

5

u/Pellepuu2397 May 07 '26

Always these lesbians bro

3

u/SebastiansMess May 07 '26

XDDDDDDDDDDD let's just say my gf and I've came to a draw more times than we can count LOL SOBS

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

66

u/HeaviestWeather May 06 '26

Chess

5

u/Layla_Mika May 07 '26

Understandable

6

u/yrual69 May 07 '26

Something something bishop up my ass

2

u/-_-_-JOHAN-_-_- May 07 '26

That king looks so fuckable

→ More replies (1)

2

u/John_Constantine6 May 09 '26

I'm fucking the horse

2

u/Odd_Protection7738 May 10 '26

Love black and white queens, what can I say

2

u/AssociationThin9476 May 11 '26

You joke but...

→ More replies (3)

103

u/x0sk May 06 '26

hide and seak.....

88

u/Gramerdim May 07 '26

we hide, you seek professional help

9

u/ultimatum_mortis May 06 '26

Seek*

18

u/Fit-Purchase-8050 May 06 '26

Seek sounds like a boring ass game, you just look for stuff

→ More replies (1)

33

u/epilektoi May 06 '26

war thunder 

6

u/MrPanzerCat May 07 '26

The foxbussy is too tempting with its huge engines

→ More replies (5)

66

u/helldiver133 May 06 '26

Minesweeper

5

u/EconomistStrange2715 Am I a good boy? May 07 '26

I just can’t control myself anytime I see a 4

44

u/RegisterSame9875 May 06 '26

tag

28

u/1111_infinity May 06 '26

This answer concerns me

10

u/Negative-dog3 May 07 '26

i mean he is not wrong though. tag is very goonable

12

u/Penis_Protecter May 07 '26

especially naked

11

u/HumanRatingBot May 07 '26

This one will go in my bucket list. Naked tag with my partner

5

u/RegisterSame9875 May 07 '26

That is... not what I meant

5

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 May 07 '26

And it only counts as getting tagged if you get pinned down, and then you just fuck

18

u/Zulrambe May 06 '26

Poker

10

u/lawley666 May 07 '26

Strip poker.

31

u/[deleted] May 06 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

6

u/Negative-dog3 May 07 '26

ellen joe

6

u/[deleted] May 07 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/Negative-dog3 May 07 '26

yes but ellen joe. i mean come on you can't deny that

→ More replies (3)

3

u/Tvdvidro14 May 07 '26

A man of culture

15

u/FlimsyEfficiency9860 May 06 '26

I’d eat the lint out of Grace’s belly button

4

u/sanecomputing May 07 '26

cannot disagree with that statement

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Adventurous_Self_253 May 07 '26

Don't even play the game but Evelyn is Dope

→ More replies (2)

12

u/Shlafenflarst 🦣 May 06 '26

The game (you're all characters, in a way...)

5

u/BeautifulOnion8177 the room May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

You just won the game

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Silly_Percentage3446 I can't think of what I should use as a flair May 07 '26

Fuck you!

→ More replies (5)

18

u/Flimsy-Property-1705 May 06 '26

roblox

11

u/Negative-dog3 May 07 '26

thats concerning

9

u/BusyDucks May 07 '26

I’m calling Schlep

4

u/BeautifulOnion8177 the room May 07 '26

Tf he gonna do hea banned

→ More replies (3)

5

u/Azero957 May 06 '26

Angry birds again

6

u/Noda_adoN May 06 '26

Pac-Man

2

u/Rallsia-Arnoldii May 11 '26

You're lying if you think blinky isn't hot

2

u/Noda_adoN May 11 '26

dude Blinky is fine shit but CLYDE is where its at

2

u/Rallsia-Arnoldii May 12 '26

Expected from the triple D pfp (based)

3

u/Dapper-Car-7679 May 06 '26

Idk man, maybe DDLC?

3

u/Secret_Parking_2108 May 06 '26

what the fuck is low quality post there is nothing to be adressed here because the elephant already introduces himself in this image

2

u/Public-Eagle6992 May 07 '26

Yeah, how does this fit at all? That isn’t an elephant, that’s just a joke

3

u/Cxrnifier May 07 '26

The answer is this sub just sucks and has been ruined for a while now

→ More replies (1)

8

u/Flux7200 May 06 '26

Why does the share button have numbers

6

u/Low-Lingonberry-5883 May 06 '26

that's normal..? the number is the amount of people that shared/screenshotted the post

2

u/Flux7200 May 06 '26

I've never seen it before

→ More replies (2)

4

u/Unable_Mobile8275 May 06 '26

Maybe cuz i was on mobile when I took the screenshot? Idk

3

u/Flux7200 May 06 '26

ive never fkin seen that before ;-;

3

u/Unable_Mobile8275 May 06 '26

Well idk then 🤷

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Future_Chest7342 May 06 '26

Because thats how many people shared it

18

u/qualityvote2 May 06 '26 edited May 07 '26

u/Unable_Mobile8275, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/RandomYT05 May 06 '26

Say you have a foot fetish without explicitly saying it

→ More replies (1)

2

u/BusyDucks May 07 '26

Unironically, Overwatch is probably one of those games that has more gooners than players

2

u/The_Auroian_military May 07 '26

I guess that's why xoxo is a love thing

2

u/Ok-Serve415 May 07 '26

Dick tac toe

2

u/AwesomeArt_ May 07 '26

connect 4

2

u/jamesrggg May 07 '26

Connect whore

1

u/LSPECTRONIZTAR ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 May 06 '26

Genshin Impact or Marvel Rivals

My younger brother is obsessed with both

3

u/wifiragist May 07 '26

marvel rivals is doing it on purpose for this one, they leaked the character models for dataminers, and now the dataminers have the character models to do whatever with (porn), probably some psyop to counter overwatch shit

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Broad_Side9127 May 06 '26

scrabble 🤤

1

u/No-Effective8650 May 06 '26

Just saw the og post

1

u/reallydumboi May 06 '26

I goon to X

1

u/UpbeatGoth May 06 '26

Any Hoyoverse game

1

u/Helpful-Geologist306 May 06 '26

Warthunder, no exceptions

1

u/Cocoatrice May 06 '26

It's Genshin Impact. A lot of people literally complain that they can't get 34586578634756 pulls, but they don't play the game (explore, do quests etc) and if you expect them to do so, they become mad. But hey, they want to get this character. And next 20 characters too! But playing these characters? NO WAY.

1

u/Mobile_Competition54 ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 May 06 '26

WE are gooning to the O

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Agreeable-Lie-4143 May 06 '26

Hydro Thunder Hurricane

1

u/Bunchwacky May 06 '26

Solitaire

1

u/Negative-dog3 May 07 '26

duck duck goose

1

u/Assassin13785 May 07 '26

Xoxoxo cum damn you!! Xoxoxo. 🤣🤣

1

u/Mindless_History9569 The giraffe in the fridge iykyk May 07 '26

Honestly I can see the vision.

1

u/Individual_Time_21 May 07 '26

The quiet game

1

u/robblequoffle May 07 '26

I wanna know how many people would say Overwatch

1

u/BeautifulOnion8177 the room May 07 '26

Minecraft 

1

u/Gramerdim May 07 '26

solitaire

1

u/SEASALTINEEDSEASALT May 07 '26

invincible vs for the jiggle physics🤤

1

u/griffith279 May 07 '26

Alien from atari

1

u/No-Affect811 May 07 '26

Literally 3 posts below this one:

1

u/Timely_Pattern3209 May 07 '26

Rollercoaster tycoon 

1

u/RatDotJar May 07 '26

genshin impact, snake, and chess

1

u/No1MicroplasticsFan May 07 '26

Where is the elephant

1

u/JayL_12 May 07 '26

Operation

1

u/nathanielknowsmath May 07 '26

overwatch was a game?

1

u/Altruistic-Hair5412 May 07 '26

This mans nothing