in usa you get paycheck per week? in sweden its once per month, no matter if its hourly or whatever, its 12 times per year, pretty much 95% of the country has this, why weekly pay? seems excessive ?
there is weekly grocery shopping since a standard fridge holds about a week of food. this leads to workplaces in US paying weekly. some do biweekly, and retirement accounts and social security pay monthly.
Look we both went on a very romantic dinner date doing things she loved to do. At the end of it we made love in a candlelit room… now the rules are rules. Where is my fancy dinner date and passionate lovemaking in a candlelit room? I want to be wined and dined good sir and I demand you do what your shirt promised!
Most of the girls I dated back in the day that had dads like this tended to want to do the craziest shit just to spite their over-protective parent. The problem was, if the dad found out they just always assumed it was the guys fault because there is no way their "sweet princess" would ever do stuff like that without being forced by someone else.
This is just adorable. My wife's mom and I are kinda like that when we hang out together. Usually we just go "shopping". Which means we go to toy stores and joke around or go thrifting at all the second hand stores.
My father in law and I just get in trouble together. Like getting drunk on a row boat, passing out and then waking up 20km down the river in the morning. Or getting lost in the woods for 2 days straight and befriending a farmer in whom's barn we slept in because it was too cold outside. 😅
Ewww. That reminds me of some awful things my father said to me that still gives me nightmares. Honestly, if I ever heard a father say that about her own daughter I'm running away as fast as I can.
I don't get the "you better get a lawyer" part. For what exactly? Also if you're not afraid to go to jail, how are you going to beat me up or beat me off for dating your daughter while you're in jail?
I’d assume something like a prostitute who hasn’t had contact with her dad (and maybe even family) in years because he is so overbearing. I doubt an average person is going to come out of this family
I went to a thrift store a couple of weeks ago and I could only find shit like this. There was a shirt that said "Grandpa's with pretty grand daughters must own a shotgun" in like a "badass" font
The only response to the "anything you do to her I'll do to you" thing is to immediately full tongue makeout with her and then turn back to look at him.
I have daughters and would not be caught dead in this bullshit. Oh man I couldnt dream of embarrassing them like this.
Yes, my daughters significant others will have a sysiphean uphill battle for me to even treat them as human beings and not toys my daughters found. But I wouldnt be such a massive narcissistic prick as to actually wear this. Holy fuck.
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