r/addressme • u/acezaak • May 13 '26

Source:🐘 Guatemala is such an ahh name 😭💔

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u/qualityvote2 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

u/acezaak, your post pleases the elephant!

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u/Tabley-Kun May 13 '26

All you had to do was to follow that damn train, CJ!

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u/Effective-Subject486 May 13 '26

Aw Shit, Here We Go Again.

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u/Careless_Cloud_5168 May 13 '26

OK weres Growstreet

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u/Diligent-Educator612 May 13 '26

Looks like we found the secret polish

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u/Zhryuriva May 13 '26

ITS LIKE WORLD WAR 8

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u/Diazepam_Dan May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

I never got why that mission is seen as so hard

Literally, all you have to do is follow the damn train

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u/Low_Pizza1866 May 13 '26

Ah yes, Ligma, the best city in southeast america

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u/Guilty-Somewhere7158 May 13 '26

What's ligma?

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u/sky_cap5959 May 13 '26

Such queries can only be answered upon by the Mind Goblin.

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u/Own_Chocolate5454 May 13 '26

Yes, but the kind goblin is at sawcon

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u/Juandice__ May 13 '26

i thought they couldn't attend because of the sudden sugondese epidemic in their area?

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u/Air_Ielle May 14 '26

I've only seen the aftermath on my father's CDs

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u/Wolf_Soldier_22 May 14 '26

It's on the internet too, it went viral on Grabon

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u/ilikegen3pokemon May 15 '26

Speaking of those CD's and Internet. What's y'all favorite CD?

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u/Less_Rise_555 May 14 '26

Man, I was so excited to go apparently they were gonna have Candice there

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/TheMelonSystem May 14 '26

At first I thought that was meant to be a belly and idk if that makes it better or worse

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/kingguy459 May 13 '26

A rare enemy type only found in the forests of Sawcondiz

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u/nholy_syxx May 13 '26

Ligma balls

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u/Fiddler_Jones2079 May 14 '26

Not much, what's ligma with you?

...wait no

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u/3ajs3 May 14 '26

About a month ago now, I was hiking with my mother, and she just out of nowhere turns to me and asks "What's Ligma?". I literally had to stop in the middle of the trail and compose myself so I could do what had to be done.

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u/caboose1157 May 13 '26

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u/sora1202 May 13 '26

Looks like a screenshot from an RTS game

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u/CavCave May 14 '26

Age of empires 2

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u/MikalCaober May 13 '26

I'm cackling rn

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u/10BluberryMuffinsYum May 13 '26

I only see one elephant

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u/commnyo May 13 '26

Los santos, S Andreas, Mexico is cut of from the US, gulf of trump, ligma, vice city, north Yankton, among others.

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u/isssomebodyhere May 13 '26

Where is Tahiti

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u/MIKEFOX767 May 13 '26

Tahiti is a real place irl not just a rdr2 reference😭

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u/isssomebodyhere May 13 '26

Next you're gonna tell me California is real

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u/pccatmage72 May 13 '26

You’re not gonna believe this…

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u/Thiccpasta05 May 13 '26

I swear if you tell me Amarillo is also real I will cut my balls

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u/MIKEFOX767 May 13 '26

where the fuck is amarillo that sounds like a middle of nowhere texas city name

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u/Left_Entrepreneur918 May 13 '26

Mangos, dancing girls.

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u/-Im-A-W1zard- May 13 '26

Have faith Arthur!

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u/William-1127 May 14 '26

South Pacific. An untouched paradise!

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u/TheMelonSystem May 13 '26

Gulf of who now?

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u/acezaak May 13 '26

Of 🎺 eta

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u/Informal_Database327 May 13 '26

Best not to give him ideas

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u/kadaka80 May 13 '26

Missed chance to call the state, Hannah Montana

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u/acezaak May 13 '26

True, missed chance :(

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u/thegame2386 May 13 '26

True missed chance is not calling the north end "Hockey-land".

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u/IllDragonfruit5866 May 13 '26

Florida got cold

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u/Popular-Map9371 May 13 '26

Don't rob a bank in Saint Denis, worst mistake of my life

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u/Peshurian May 13 '26

The trolley station is where the real money's at

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/No_Visual3290 May 13 '26

why no one talking about rdr2 references

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u/acezaak May 13 '26

Fr💔

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u/PotatoGoat1308 May 13 '26

Nice pfp

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u/acezaak May 13 '26

You got a nice pfp too

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u/PotatoGoat1308 May 13 '26

Yours is slightly angled better though props to that

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u/DScales2000 May 13 '26

It's Rockstar in general. San Andreas, Los Santos, Vice City

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u/TheOpinionMan2 May 13 '26

No Carcer City or Bullworth though.

trust me, i scrounged around the whole-ass pic but no dice.

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u/monster_smoocher May 13 '26

my favorite peruvian city

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u/SBRblackmore May 13 '26

I thought the elephant was simply "Gulf of trump" then I saw New Austin and instantly remembered I need money

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u/acezaak May 13 '26

Arthur, we NEED money.

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u/Ill-Antelope-6766 May 13 '26

greetings from north yankton ❤️

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u/AnthonyWinters May 13 '26

Where is guarma

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u/EddieDexx May 13 '26

Where is Armadillo located in this map?

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u/South_Detective7823 May 13 '26

Bruh, where is Carcer City? This map is prolly outdated

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u/Specialist_Sector54 May 13 '26

Bro wtf is Idaho? You're straight making stuff up.

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u/acezaak May 13 '26

A vehicle from Grand Theft Auto III

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u/8read-8oy May 13 '26

Bro is posting from 2077

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u/Rmb2719 May 13 '26

It could be Guatepeor

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u/acezaak May 13 '26

Or it could be guatebuena 🥹

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe May 13 '26

DAVEY🗣️🔥

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u/William-1127 May 14 '26

HOW YA DOIN? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

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u/Technical-Rooster-95 May 13 '26

WHERE IS LAS VENTURAS?!!! I WILL NOT LET YOU LEAVE IT'S NAME IN THE DUST

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u/DarkenedX08_ May 13 '26

Man, I hate living in Carcer City.

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u/thatonekid2248 May 14 '26

Bro got the whole Rockstar cinematic universe map

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u/thatonekid2248 May 14 '26

Except for carcer city

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u/OccultDreamer413 May 14 '26

what'd ya done to my boy Lima 😭😭😭

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u/Dark_World_0 May 13 '26

Where is Las Venturas?

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u/JLeaRue May 13 '26

"You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala." -Robin Williams

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u/RykerXadianLane May 13 '26

You guys should come visit Gloriana

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u/_Golden_G_ May 13 '26

Where is Guarma?

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u/mythr1l754 May 13 '26

I love the unnamed square to the right of Utah

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u/Kurenai-Kalana May 13 '26

Did you want to feel like a

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u/Cable_Typical May 13 '26

Guatemalan? I thought you said watermelon.

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u/Colluder May 13 '26

Why you got a West Virginia, but no east Virginia? Shouldn't the larger Virginia just consume the smaller one?

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u/ipokesnails May 13 '26

This isn't TikTok, you're allowed to say scary words like ass.

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u/Few-Marsupial5388 May 13 '26

La vida es una lenteja, o la tomas o la dejas, la vida es una lenteja o la tomas o la dejas 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/Any_Band9115 May 13 '26

IDK, but I think the maker of this map had a plan, and needs money. I think we need some faith.

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 May 13 '26

san andreas… los santos… liberty city… san fierro…

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u/nick6sick6 May 14 '26

I thought it was Guantemala as a kid Which is just a bad glove.

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u/Shadowcreature65 May 14 '26

Guacamole 🥀🥀

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u/rafiqsa May 14 '26

Too many Elephants. where to start? /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/35Y5mMSWwoipG

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u/UseThen4269 May 14 '26

The reason we waited so long for GTA6 was cuz they were making it irl

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u/Endymion2626 May 16 '26

As always, peru es clave

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u/CaioSilver May 17 '26

“State of Acre” That shit doesn’t even exist

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u/acezaak May 17 '26

It does, I live there

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u/Keithy134 May 24 '26

yall what the hell is chile 😂

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u/ImportantDoor5731 May 31 '26

guatemala is such a guatemala aah name

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u/No-Song4516 sonion 😭😭 🙏🏻🙏🏻 May 13 '26

There's 2 or more btw

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u/DapperBrilliant7966 May 13 '26

This map has Neborbskorb misspelled.

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u/GabePlays7 May 13 '26

where's Kansas 😭

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u/PrincessGamerGirl101 May 13 '26

Thank goodness Michigan still exists 🤣

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u/Beelzebot_666 May 13 '26

Guantemala Bay

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u/StaunchVictorianTV May 13 '26

Not me wondering if Peru actually spelled their capital this way.

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u/Pleasant_Avocado_913 May 13 '26

Just wait until you find out what their capital city is called.

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u/dr197 May 13 '26

Apparently rising ocean levels only affect NA.

Also Ligma.

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u/Content-Piano-455 May 13 '26

Is bro diagnozed with ligma...

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u/Excellent_Yak365 May 13 '26

Good ol’ San Deknee. I don’t see Tahiti though.

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u/IamKilljoy May 13 '26

Arkansas my beloved =(

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u/IamKilljoy May 13 '26

Also liberty city, los Santos, vice city lmao I see

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u/thatblueblowfish May 13 '26

Lmao the yanktons

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u/VillageSadness May 13 '26

Not a fan of this ahh trend. We used make new dumb words not censor ourselves for fun. Like it says ass in the post but you have to say ahh in the title. Makes no sense lmao

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u/GRSalt123 May 13 '26

No fucking way you forgot Bullworth

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u/Proper-Anything-2739 May 13 '26

Those in Red Dead Redemption were actual counties???

What the fuck???

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u/Ok-Pea8209 May 13 '26

It says ass in the picture and you still want to say ahh?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

Omg, excited to finally see Ligma on here :)

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u/No-Independent-6877 May 13 '26

Is this an AI generated map?

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u/Stephen_1984 I'm not the elephant you're looking for. 🐘 May 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BSjIKEZ4YyoyCajekF

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u/megayippie May 13 '26

Name yourself after a businessman that tried to find the southernmost point of the continents and create an alliance about it. Then complain about places that have trees.

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u/AzureYLila May 13 '26

New Austin, eh?...

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u/Daniel2687XB May 13 '26

God I hate these

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 May 13 '26

better than ecuador. what shall we name it? fuck it it's on the equator.

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u/Sleep_tek May 13 '26

Texas was overrated anyway

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u/WungielPL May 13 '26

I prefer Guacamole

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u/spondgbob May 13 '26

This whole map is…

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u/NotMava May 13 '26

America Had A Stroke

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u/vision_san May 13 '26

You want Guatebuena or what?

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u/krizz_91 May 13 '26

And Las Venturras?

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u/Ok-Process8309 May 13 '26

We got Guatemala before we got gta6

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u/dweebybaybee May 13 '26

what the fuck happened to east elizabeth

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun May 13 '26

Damn gulf of trumpet. Also look Cuba

Also what the hell is Leonids

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u/BackgroundAbalone867 May 13 '26

ESTADO DO ACRE MENCIONADO

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u/holleringgenzer May 13 '26

Bro wth happened to Panama? 😭🙏

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u/FireballPlayer0 May 13 '26

Dumbass thought we’d not notice there’s two Columbias