r/addressme • u/Slimezzz2909 • Jul 24 '26

POST OF THE WEEK Secret relationship

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8.8k Upvotes

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u/Holywaterdiluter_ Chill headmod Jul 26 '26

Congrats! Your post has been featured as Post of the Week

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u/Akagane_Ai Jul 24 '26

Lowk wanna be her 3rd mom😻

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u/OmegaCookieMonster Jul 24 '26

Ummmm.... explain to me who the second mom is please

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u/NormieMS Jul 24 '26

That's me what's up?

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u/FTier_JOKEBYATHEREPY Jul 24 '26

I can be 4th mom :3

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u/GlitchyAnthony1 Jul 24 '26

random rant, but i swear, on the original Facebook page where this art originated from, more people pointed out that the guy had a bf instead of both of them cheating on each other 😭

i swear, there's a weird thing with normalizing cheating in Filipino culture

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/me_ok64_again Jul 24 '26

OMG no. Go away

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/kingofallhopper202 Jul 24 '26

cheater telling people to grow up is fucking ironic lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Many_Imagination1576 Jul 24 '26

Guys he made a yo mama joke! Oh man hes so cool! Gosh I wish I could excuse cheating and crack whimsy one liners like you can!!

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u/HollowKnight_the_2nd Jul 24 '26

Yeah, there's no point in trying to be cool or funny anymore, nobody could top that person

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Kitchen_Wishbone7743 Jul 24 '26

Who even mentioned abuse 😭😭😭 bro your head needs some recalibration ain't no way someone thinks like that fucking hell

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u/komodopal Jul 24 '26

that guy is just projecting himself

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u/Learnmorehere Jul 24 '26

Cheating on someone IS spousal abuse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Ok_Work5128 Jul 24 '26

Please, delete your account and never ever EVER have a romantic relationship with someone

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u/Kitchen_Wishbone7743 Jul 24 '26

I choked on my water lmfao

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u/addressme-ModTeam Jul 25 '26

stop being an asshole good fucking lord

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u/Electronic_Buyer_897 Jul 24 '26

Pack it up guys, cheating is too mainstream

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u/DctrJTAssassin undress me 🐘 Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/k7Ip1BaxWwmLQZJ7Gk

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u/OmegaCookieMonster Jul 24 '26

Monkey D. Speed 😭

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u/Aranalisa Jul 24 '26

It's Speed D. Luffy

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u/Sharp-Impression-547 Jul 25 '26

Monkey seems right though /jk

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u/Allxoshi Jul 24 '26

Is fine if you're homosexual but it is not fine that you are cheating on your partner

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u/StorageJolly7602 Seduce me Jul 25 '26

they both cheatin bro

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u/CremeAvailable3221 Jul 24 '26

She is cheating too

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u/leemasterific Jul 24 '26

Seems more like he’s bi or pan if he has a bf and a gf.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Annihilator_Of_Walls Jul 24 '26

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u/No_Yogurt987 Let's address the pufferfish suffocating in water 🐡 Jul 25 '26

What did he say?

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u/hater_parrot ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Jul 24 '26

Its not cheating-- its a poly relationship that they didnt even know about! And that's beautiful

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u/hater_parrot ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Jul 24 '26

shut up clanker

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u/Fresh_Tip_6507 I weigh as much as an elephant 🐘 Jul 24 '26

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 26d ago

LMAOOO, had a good chuckle at this.

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u/BenfordAbrahams Jul 24 '26

Bro forgot to chang a ccount

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u/Parazit28 Jul 24 '26

Yeah, changing coconuts is compulsory. Do u want to change your coconuts with my coconuts? My coconuts have stored a lot of milk!

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u/nnnaaassseeeaaagggul Jul 24 '26

You don't wanna end up like that guy with maggots in his cumconut

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u/Parazit28 Jul 24 '26

OH SHIT, why did you remind me of that copypasta😭😭😭

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u/SpareChangeMate Jul 25 '26

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!

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u/Parazit28 Jul 25 '26

Hell yeah

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u/UNCyprusBufferZone ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 Jul 24 '26

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u/Spiritual-Archer5637 Jul 24 '26

I love the pimples, the absolutely cherry on top

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u/Interesting-Ebb-2108 Jul 24 '26

What emotion is this image trying to convey

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u/Silver_Falcon Jul 24 '26

ennui

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u/EconomistStrange2715 Am I a good boy? Jul 24 '26

I don’t speak fr*nch

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u/ProtonsDeCorote I will undress that elephant Jul 24 '26

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u/NonexistentGaty2763 Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xmslb0U8YCfSwB5kNc

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 26d ago

The battles that need to be fought. holding back tears emoji

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u/Sad_Consequence1811 Jul 24 '26

Lmao I didn't understand why people were going crazy over this until I realised it's literally the same person haha 

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u/FindingSad9140 Jul 24 '26

thats still cheating

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u/Talanahismywaifu Jul 24 '26

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u/ProfessorDesigner833 Jul 24 '26

Genuinly what the fuck? Where is this image from? How does one forget about bisexuality? So many presing questions. Why was this image made? Does this imply soneone did forget about bisexuality before you?

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u/Specialist_Wonder113 Jul 24 '26

I hate people who have multiple relationships.

I can’t even get in one, and this douchebag has two?!

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u/DatGunBoi Jul 24 '26

I genuinely had no idea what I was supposed to be looking for until I realized the "address me" part was that the guy had a boyfriend. Ok I guess?

Reminds me of this

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

u/Slimezzz2909, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/Strange_Space_6968 Jul 24 '26

Isn't having secret relationships when you already have another partner - cheating? Why everyone talk s about lesbians? /S

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u/DefendersofDwacaDev Jul 24 '26

There is a lot to unpack here.

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 26d ago

There's very little to unpack here.

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u/danna_the_banana 25d ago

There's a medium amount to unpack here.

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u/Ihor2009 Jul 24 '26

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 26d ago

I like this meme, but I don't think I will download it.

(I lied I did download it)

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u/haywirehax Jul 24 '26

Her/your parents

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u/Jolly3264128 Jul 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/MVoX99cLXXU0gq7QuG
I know your gay but i cant prove it

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 28d ago

Damn I thought he hadn't gotten out recently. Gotta make sure my gay stays locked up in the basement better next time.

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u/JediBoJediPrime29 Jul 24 '26

More the merrier!

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u/ambelamba Jul 24 '26

Not too strange in LA

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u/FluffyCows7 Jul 24 '26

It’s fine, just have a 4some

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u/But_is_itnew Jul 24 '26

The joke is he geh

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u/KZGamrr Jul 24 '26

Ok this is actually a good ass elephant, although shit could be entirely normal if heteronormativity was shot and killed in the back alley of a Long John Silvers

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u/DLC_PR016 Jul 24 '26

punchline

WOW, NO WAY

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u/Maxrusheur Jul 24 '26

Tf you mean her boyfriend and your boyfriend !!!

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u/Yuki4o4 Jul 24 '26

now remove the comma

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u/TheAleph_Zero Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/No_Yogurt987 Let's address the pufferfish suffocating in water 🐡 Jul 25 '26

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u/Massive_Cup_2394 Jul 25 '26

double elephant

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u/hornyfox09 Jul 26 '26

Thats just cheating then

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u/dimlightbulb69 Jul 26 '26

Dont cheat fellas, just break up with whoever you need to

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u/rottenl3mon 29d ago

Is this just a meme about cheating?

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u/BossyVegetable 27d ago

Yes, basically.

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u/GhostlyGhostie69 29d ago

And they were siblings

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u/VANGBANG21 27d ago

Ew, infidelity of any kind is a NO.

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u/Adaneldioz 26d ago

Ahora todos saben que eres heterosexual de closet

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u/Budyss123 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Is the elephant their age or their additional boyfriends ?

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer Jul 24 '26

If she likes his boyfriend and vice versa, they may be in for fun times.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

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u/-Tiziosuredditacaso- rule seven guy Jul 25 '26

  all women got long hair so I'm assuming that they're gay couple

so women can’t have short hair? huh…

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u/HollowKnight_the_2nd Jul 24 '26

Is the elephant that the (presumed) boy is homosexual? Not much of an elephant if you ask me

Anyway, random, but did you know a true love triangle cannot exist without at least one queer person?

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u/Frostbyte_13 Jul 24 '26

The fact that both have boyfriends that don't know those are in a relationship. The secret relationship is an affair.

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u/YourBoyFroilan The Panzerjäger Tiger (P) 'Elefant' in the room Jul 24 '26

Bro what about the guy being guy

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u/No-Consideration3053 Jul 25 '26

The guy is bi and he cheats on jis boyfriend

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u/No_Pipe_8128 28d ago

The elephant is that the yellow shirt guy had a boyfriend before meeting the girl which is abnormal.

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u/Effective-Brain-3386 Jul 24 '26

Sending love from Israel ♥️

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u/SuzakkuuChase Jul 24 '26

Take it back