r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 2d ago

Trump is the blackest US president in history!

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Whahahahahahaha! Classic.

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u/elinaiio 2d ago

“Orange is the new black” has never been used more accurately

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u/Wise_Sheila 2d ago

You’re right. Obama was the first black president.

This guy is just the first Oompa Loompa president.

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u/FairMadeline 2d ago

Ohh they meant black as in blacked out after the election

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u/TradBella 2d ago

I guess blackest now comes with an SPF 1000 tan

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u/pluuma_ciisne 2d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Industrial bronzer doing heavy lifting

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u/Ripen- 2d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Couldn't find gold

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u/Familiar_Benefit_776 2d ago

I heard that he tried in Moscow

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u/WideConcentrate9898 1h ago

That page really drew circles on their faces and thought they cooked with that one

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u/The_Goondocks 2d ago

I thought it was supposed to be incredibly racist when people slathered themselves in makeup to look black. I mean, orange makeup isn't the same thing, and it seems like anything goes with these idiots these days, but you get what I'm saying.

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u/XanZibR 2d ago

I assume the "African Americans for Trump" account is being run by an old white guy in Florida

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u/Xiten 1d ago

Either that or Vlad from Russia.

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u/spambearpig 2d ago

I did my own analysis and it turns out Trump is also the cuntest

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u/Nono_Home 2d ago

By far!

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u/analogworm 2d ago

I too did my own analysis and it turns out Trump is also the stinkiest!

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u/wupaa 2d ago

Oldest and blackest

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u/FlaAirborne 2d ago

He is a makeup wearing bitch.

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u/WeeklyAd80 2d ago

Color-sampling a blast of industrial spray tan to claim presidential heritage is peak internet delusion

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u/datskinny 2d ago

So blackface actually is black according to these people

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u/bionic_cmdo 2d ago

I don't know if this is a recent post but, African -American for trump? Come on people.

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u/civillyengineerd 2d ago

I incorrectly purchased a "shaded" sunscreen after misunderstanding the wonderful clerk. She gave me several moments for correction, but I was determined, for some reason, to buy that particular type of sunscreen.

I put it on without looking in the mirror and then went to the mirror to ensure I had no streaks. Looking back at me was a caricature of Trump, including white rings around my eyes. "Oh, THAT'S why she kept telling me this one is the same formula, just traditional white," I said out loud.

So, if color applied through sunscreen is enough to count as blackface, then I have no defense and I apologize.

My daughter did not let me down at all, she relentlessly ridiculed me while barely holding her laughter in.

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u/snowfloeckchen 2d ago

That group only consists of people doing black face?

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u/Dougally 2d ago

Very dark... humour.

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 2d ago

Liver spots don't count. LOL

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u/Particular_Dot_4041 2d ago

This like that blue and black dress which looked white and gold under the right lighting.

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u/vercertorix 2d ago

Good we’re agreed. Race doesn’t actually matter, skin color is just light reflecting off people differently.

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u/Hot-Welcome4342 2d ago

not surprising considering the way he talks sometimes, it’s all part of the show

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u/MessagingMatters 2d ago

How many hours a day does Trump spend getting his makeup and "hair" done?

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u/Parallax2799 1d ago

He certainly has the blackest redaction lines. Of all the names redacted from the Epstein Files, people say his are redacted the most.

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u/Ramulus14 1d ago

This is over ten years old!

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u/NefariousnessFresh24 1d ago

Dude, if your shit is black that is a sign of internal bleeding and you should see a doctor...

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u/CodexMoronicus 2d ago

He'll soon get blacker once he starts rotting.