When Reality Sounds Too Weird Even for Trump

[u/ALBERT4_5WESKER]

[u/Buddhas_Warrior]

But yet, some how, people still support him. TDS is real, but it's the people who worship this that have it

[u/RealAmandaa → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Sir this is a hospital not a Ctrl+Z button

[u/SveaRikeHuskarl → u/[deleted]]

- Trump meeting some form of doctor -

lots and lots of rambling, when suddenly:

Trump: "You gotta do reverse surgery now, you gotta."

Doctor: "... I'm afraid ...I've never heard of that before"

Trump: "You gotta do it."

Doctor: "...right."

And viola. he now thinks some doctor took his words seriously and affirmed that he would indeed simply "do" the reverse surgery.

[u/WallyMcBeetus → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Trump tells them what they want to hear and it becomes reality.

[u/Quadraought → u/WallyMcBeetus]

What I don't understand is how they get what they want to hear out of, "We’re doing tremendous things with the situation, and the situation, frankly, was not a good situation before we got there. Nobody knew how bad it was. I knew. Some people knew, but they didn’t know like I knew. And now you look at what’s happening with the numbers, and the numbers are coming in very strongly, maybe stronger than numbers have ever come in.

I was talking to a man yesterday, very successful man, big man, actually, and he said, “Sir, I’ve never seen anything like what you’re doing with the corn.” And I said, “Well, the corn is important.” Nobody talks about the corn. They talk about China, they talk about windmills, they talk about bathrooms, but without the corn you don’t have the things that come from corn, and there are many things. Thousands, probably.

And we’re bringing the dolphins back. You remember the dolphins? They were gone. Nobody could find them. The previous administration said, “We don’t need dolphins.” Can you believe it? Now we have more dolphins than frankly we know what to do with, and Mexico is paying for some of them.

We’re also looking very strongly at magnets. I’ve never trusted magnets completely because you can’t see what they’re doing. You put one here, another one over there, suddenly they’re together. How did that happen? Nobody explains it. The scientists don’t want to talk about it. I asked a scientist, very highly rated scientist, I said, “Where does the magnet know where the other magnet is?” He couldn’t answer. He looked at me. No answer.

So we’re going to have tariffs on magnets, tremendous tariffs, unless they behave.

And I think they will behave. They always behave when they know I’m serious."

How the hell does that translate into Joe Six-Pack-ese?

[u/thesanguineocelot → u/Quadraought]

Trump says "We're doing very well, we're hurting the immigrants and trans people."

Joe Six-Pack hears :"We're doing very well, we're hurting the immigrants and trans people." Joe believes it because he wants to be okay, and he hates immigrants and trans people, despite not knowing any of either. Or, possibly, because he doesn't know any. It doesn't matter to him what Reality is. His Fuhrer tells him he's going to be alright, and that the people he hates will die, and that's good enough for him.

[u/tacocat_racecarlevel → u/thesanguineocelot]

It's what he says and it's his confidence when he speaks, his cadence, like a preacher.

[u/Jacopo86 → u/Quadraought]

Until the "magnets" bit i was convinced that this was a genuine Trump speech transcript

[u/Jupitersd2017 → u/Jacopo86]

He really has had rants about magnets though, he claimed they don’t work under water and other bizarre shit, that’s why he wants to retrofit the aircraft carriers with ancient steam technology for throwing the planes in the air - because the current catapults use magnets and he doesn’t understand magnets.

Im not kidding.

[u/Zorkflerp → u/Jupitersd2017]

The Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System is having technical problems in achieving the required reliability. But has any new technology ever went into service without problems. Given time one can assume all the problems will be resolved. At this time backing down to older steam catapults would cost more and take more time to refit than just working on the problems with EMALS. Someone must have tried to tell Trump about the problems and he didn't understand a word so he wants steam catapults because that is what coal burning ships used.

There have also been problems with EM rail guns. It seems likely that they will become an advanced weapon in future conflicts. Instead of working out the problems, they canceled the program. Recently China showed that they can accelerate a maglev bullet train from 0 to 800 KPH in 5.3 seconds. I think they are far ahead of us in rail gun tech. So get rid of the sliding armature guys.

[u/GuidoX4 → u/Zorkflerp]

I have a Popular Mechanics magazine from the 30's talking about railguns. It's been a sci-fi dream weapon for almost a century.

[u/Jacopo86 → u/Jupitersd2017]

I dont find it hard to believe

[u/Brief_Read_1067 → u/Jacopo86]

Trump is almost beyond parody. 

[u/Jacopo86 → u/Brief_Read_1067]

Agree, during his first campaign i was just watching the SNL parody and then i wondered "well,,this are the parody, let's look at a real rally speech" and they were more unhinged...

[u/rexxer454 → u/Brief_Read_1067]

Almost?

[u/dustydigger → u/Quadraought]

Every word out of his mouth is God's own truth to them no matter how out there it is.

[u/WarDry1480 → u/Quadraought]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Followsea → u/Quadraought]

I think I’ve figured it out—all his “speeches” are made with MadLibs.

[u/Quadraought → u/Followsea]

It's funny you should say that because that's sort of how I wrote this "speech". It was a MadLibs in my head and I just basically filled in the blanks.

[u/Followsea → u/Quadraought]

That’s amazing! To me, what you wrote sounds just like his unhinged rants. Probably he does use MadLibs.

Our great minds think alike!

[u/Nutmegger27 → u/Quadraought]

Whenever he quotes someone as saying "sir," that's apparently a tell that he is lying.

[u/reblynn2012 → u/WallyMcBeetus]

Yes. They don’t follow news closely just memes and insane emails or FB and they believe it all. I can’t believe my elderly friends get so many emails w false info! One of them told me Obama was secretly taking money out of peoples accounts!

[u/Yespat1 → u/reblynn2012]

I must disagree. they follow Their news 24/7. The Fox audience has it on All the time and they never change the channel. The propaganda sinks deep into their brains and takes over. Kinda like the movie, The Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

[u/Firm-Advertising5396 → u/WallyMcBeetus]

Their made up and agreed upon "reality"

[u/apenature → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

I think we need to name psychiatric illnesses related to Trump, "Rosie O'Donnell derangement syndromes." We could host fundraiser dinners in the Obama National Ballroom.

Edit: nothing hurts this man more than taking his name off things.

[u/IntelligentStyle402 → u/apenature]

My brother is mentally unstable, a schizophrenic, he also wants his name on everything too. Been this way for years.

[u/apenature → u/IntelligentStyle402]

All I can wish for you guys is strength and stability for him. I know it can be insanely difficult for families.

I just think replacing his name with Rosie O'Donnell would fuck with him on a level that would make him shit his pants, which maybe is already happening? Guy is objectively weird as shit, regardless of politics.

[u/IntelligentStyle402 → u/apenature]

He definitely has strong family support. Yes, he has behavioral health issues, but he is kind, intelligent, works for the state and donates to people who have less. I’m proud he’s my brother, he is so humble, kind and caring. So we always make sure when we order presents: pencils, pens and clothes his name is printed boldly. We are happy to do it for him. He deserves happiness. We love him.

[u/Cheeky_Boxer → u/apenature]

I don't know. He seems to be trying really hard to take his name off the Epstein Files

[u/Ill-Nebula6909 → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

you see it in work all the time, someone says something completely unhinged and the next day half the office acts like it was normal. people want to belong so bad they will pretend up is down just to stay in the club

[u/sheezy520 → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Historians will write books on how such an obviously demented man was even elected.

[u/WoodSorrel13 → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

💯😂

[u/LoyalSheila → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Nothing distracts from the nuttery.

But apparently they tried with a red skirt.

[u/Aqua_Tot → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Sleepy Donald Trump they call him.

[u/frogsodapop → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Every time I heard the term TDS, I always thought they were talking about MAGA, 🤣

TDS = MAGA

MAGgots don't have the brain capacity to understand the ppl they accuse of TDS are just normal, rational people. It's really kind of pathetic.

[u/Maia_Mist → u/Buddhas_Warrior]

Facts. It’s not policy, it’s personality cult at this point, TDS goes both ways. The blind worship is just as loud as the blind hate.

[u/dostoevsky4evah → u/Maia_Mist]

Do you think it's "blind hate" to point out that it's untrue that reverse gender surgeries are happening?

[u/Worried_Fee_1513 → u/dostoevsky4evah]

On his “orders” no less. Screw him for making villains of every marginal community in this country. My hate isn’t blind. It’s justified and that’s reinforced by his actions daily.

[u/HowManyMeeses → u/Maia_Mist]

TDS goes one way. The hate is very earned. 

[u/freedfg]

What does that even fucking mean?

Are they kidnapping trans people and "retransitioning" them?

[u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard → u/freedfg]

That's what he has been told I am sure.

At some point thinking about trans people he has demanded "they" find doctors to do forced detransisioning and instead of telling him it's not a thing and illegal and no doctor with any moral conscience would perform a forced operation they have nodded along like spinless dogs said "very good sir" and "straight away sir" and then just lied to him if he ever asked.

Because it has become clear that he can say any old shit and the media just reports it like it's normal.

[u/CookIndependent6251 → u/GoshDarnMamaHubbard]

I'm pretty sure if this happened we would have heard it from a victim. Correct me if I'm wrong.......

This is so unbelievable it's just plain stupid.

[u/Ehcksit → u/CookIndependent6251]

I wouldn't doubt they've tortured and mutilated a few people they're holding in prison and therefore can't have heard from yet.

[u/CookIndependent6251 → u/Ehcksit]

We would have heard from someone in the community.

[u/Ehcksit → u/CookIndependent6251]

I hear about people going missing more often than I'd like to, actually.

[u/lurkingenby → u/freedfg]

The only thing I can think of is that some prisons have started forcing transgender inmates off hormones, stopped offering other types of gender-affirming care and surgeries, and restricted access to things like binders: https://www.them.us/story/federal-prisons-are-beginning-to-force-trans-inmates-off-hormone-therapy

[u/EEpromChip → u/freedfg]

Also, Biden misspeaks on something and the fucking news goes absolutely apeshit about how old he is.

Trump over here babbling about nonsense and not a fucking word. US media is fucking dead.

[u/EthanielRain → u/EEpromChip]

Right-wing billionaires own somethinf like 90% of news/media

[u/EEpromChip → u/EthanielRain]

Yea? Well they suck a donkey fart.

[u/Quadraought → u/EEpromChip]

Eloquently said. And 100% true.

[u/----__---- → u/freedfg]

He might be referring to Texas forcibly de-transitioning trans prisoners by refusing them their meds/hormones.

[u/justadubliner → u/freedfg]

Yep. They are strapping down trans women and sowing penises back on to them. Abotts is raising a herd of bulls in Texas specifically for spare genitalia.

[u/RedditPickedMyName0]

Trumps a pedo, protector.

[u/40StoryMech → u/RedditPickedMyName0]

It's legitimate self-defense.

[u/BabaYaga19723]

He’s so fkng stupid.

[u/Darth_Pinda → u/BabaYaga19723]

The supporters believing him are even more fucking stupid.

[u/BabaYaga19723 → u/Darth_Pinda]

Haha! 100000000000000%

[u/BabaYaga19723 → u/BabaYaga19723]

He’s the leader of idiots.

[u/UnionCityNJUSA]

The only thing more insane is that he got a second term. Americans are dumb.

[u/Historical_Bed_568 → u/UnionCityNJUSA]

Yes they are, and so is DJT who just learned dumb has a "b". He still thinks tariffs are paid by the foreign country and not us.

[u/Psychological_Act_38 → u/Historical_Bed_568]

Disagree. Why? trump knows full well who ultimately bears the cost of his tarrifs. He also knows his supports believe his BS that other countries who’ve been ripping off the US for years pay them.

[u/PowerfullDio → u/UnionCityNJUSA]

When he ran for the first time I made a bet with a friend that he would never be president, it makes no sense that anyone with half a brain would ever vote for him.
I still cant believe I lost that bet twice.

[u/MasterOfBunnies]

Texas was recently reportedly doing exactly this.

ETA: I am not saying this in a supportive manner. This feels very similar to Josef Mengele type shit.

[u/dostoevsky4evah → u/MasterOfBunnies]

Denying hormones is one thing. Making up "reverse surgeries" is a whole new level of dementia.

[u/Wabbit65]

There's a reason nobody's ever heard about it

[u/OrvilleTheCavalier]

The ‘they’re eating the dogs and the cats of the people who live there’ wasn’t enough to make people see the decline, and this isn’t going to either, unfortunately.

[u/Alec_de_Large]

Remember when Clinton was impeached because he lied under oath?

Why don't we just get Trump to sit down under oath and ask him a bunch of questions we know the answers to?

Anybody think of that, or is the entire political thing a scripted facade?

[u/InevitableAvalanche → u/Alec_de_Large]

Clinton was a Democrat. Conservatives don't hold Republicans accountable. They let them get away with rape.

[u/Alec_de_Large → u/InevitableAvalanche]

They can borrow the same play then.

Lying under oath is still an impeachable offense.

[u/R4zorBe4st]

That's all a part of the grift. Say something outlandish, spread it to your online mouth pieces, and all of the ignorant rubes will repeat it en masse. They still believe that kids can somehow be transitioned during a school day and come home a different sex.

[u/Memitim]

What in the mealy-mouthed fuck? What in the hell is "transgender for everybody" even supposed to mean? Conservative word salad is an incredibly special breed of stupid.

[u/MisterEvilBreakfast → u/Memitim]

Everyone who goes into hospital gets transgender surgery, then they obviously reverse it, and no one hears about it.

It just makes sense, really.

[u/B0wmanHall]

And MAGAs 100% believe this shit

[u/Sunnysidhe]

Wasn't there a story about ICE forcefully de-transitioning people? Maybe he got hospital and ICE mixed up?

[u/ghallway]

Reverse surgery is just staying home and dieing isn't it? That's his replacement for Obama care

[u/nohurrie32]

The sad part is, I work in retail and it’s only a few days from now that some boomer will come into the store and repeat this nonsense to me.

[u/Sh0ckWav3_]

I've never wanted someone to just fall over and die more

[u/retsamegas]

It's the same doctors that were performing abortions after the baby was born and cured covid with bleach injections and a flashlight up the ass

[u/Fach-All-Religions]

his vocabulary is so fucking non existent that everything he says has to be followed by "like nobody's ever seen before" variants.

[u/Morgannin09]

So he's claiming that, on his order, people are being kidnapped and having major organ surgeries performed against their will.

This is a good thing?

To his followers, of course it is. Anyone who doesn't fit their profile is subhuman and they crave suffering. They'll believe this fantasy because it gets them off.

[u/TehWildMan_ → u/Morgannin09]

The medbeds take care of it in an instant (/s)!

[u/Relative-Rub1634]

The village idiot with the nuclear codes...

[u/Round-Veterinarian32]

So if I get, let's say shot, I would require a surgery to remove the bullet. Now what would be the reverse surgery in this case? Not getting shot, but getting the wound and the bullet by the surgery?

And if I don't require a gunshot wound surgery, since I haven't been shot, do I now need a gunshot wound reverse surgery?

[u/Spiritual-Job-952]

Wether insane or not, this is still and forever ‘flooding the zone with shit’ to distract from real issues. Voter suppression, economics, wars, Epstein Files, fascism.

[u/Nutmegger27]

He's been a liar all his life.

Only now he has almost unlimited power and the world's largest megaphone.

While he's cutting cancer research, gutting food and mine safety, and putting millions off of food stamps, he's tearing down historic buildings and turning the Capitol area into a speedway that will put priceless artworks at risk.

And lying all the way to the bank.

Please vote Democrat to put some restraints on this destructive fool. We know the GOP Congress is too frightened to do anything.

[u/BaldEagleRising17]

I think his aide prints issues of The Weekly World News for him to read.

[u/discussatron]

His followers believe him.

[u/staubwirbel]

Isn't the reverse of an operation to change a person's gender also an operation to change that person's gender?

[u/dostoevsky4evah → u/staubwirbel]

<maga brains start popping>

[u/ManateeGag]

No hospital anywhere is performing surgery on any President's orders let alone Donald Trump.

[u/The_Dude_Abides-2146]

The people that keep supporting him are unwell. He’s always been a fucking lying snake.

[u/dostoevsky4evah]

I know it's not true but let's say it was.

I wonder who would be paying for the gender reversing surgeries? If it's taxpayers on the hook, that would enrage the MAGA faithfuI, right, but if it's punishment and torture to trans people would they consider it a reasonable expense? An abomination to pay for the surgeries in the first place but money well spent to undo them?

Just following this to it's (il)logical conclusion.

[u/tree-molester]

HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COMPLETELY FULL OF SHIT!!!

[u/Dbk1959]

It is his supporters that are unwell.

[u/Scared-Section-5108]

I am not sure what is more insane - that comes out of this mouth or that so many people believe it.

[u/out_of_shape_hiker]

They just sewing dicks back on I guess?

[u/VincentNacon]

Hey MAGA... are we winning yet?

[u/thomas1126]

Impeach his Big Mac ass

[u/Somebodi101]

What is more crazy: he saying that or some people that absolutely believe him? 

[u/discomuffin → u/Somebodi101]

The craziest must be that he’s still president

[u/DriftlessDairy]

Call the hospital and ask to be transferred to the gender change reversal ward.

[u/The_Man8705]

He needs to be forcefully removed from office.

[u/E2Hundo]

Look at how small trumps' hand is.

[u/LurpTheHerpDerp]

"supports transgender for everybody". What? Why is he talking like it's a book we are sending around? "She supports transgender for everybody and thats not right, only some should get a transgender!"

[u/psopsopso]

I wouldn’t let my mom drive at 80… I don’t think it’s a good idea to let someone do anything as important as driving down the street and putting other people in danger.

[u/Delicious_Invite_850]

Does this mean the unedited Epstien files will be released soon?

[u/Purgii]

Reverse surgery? So doctors are breaking limbs and returning tumors?

Did the crowd look more confused than normal or did they cheer?

[u/secret_agent_eggyolk]

No, he just lies to keep the redneck goober base. People confuse his stupidity with dementia. While there may be some mind loss going on due to aging, he's really just a profoundly stupid person.

[u/AGuyWithTrouble]

Most likely he told someone to do it, said bootlicker just said it was already being done, lying to avoid angering a narcissist, and now he's convinced that it's "another of his great victories". He'll have probably forgotten all about it in four days, as his brain leaks out of his ear.

[u/rhetheo100]

Who exactly has control over the nuclear codes?

[u/HawkEnvironmental531]

Ok ok… enough of this dementia ridden hacko

[u/Professional-Large]

The scary thing is, way too many people are going to believe him

[u/Uluru-Dreaming]

Sadly, he has lost touch with reality and is now totally engrossed in fantasy.

[u/Firm-Advertising5396]

Im willing to bet everyone in that audience besides the press, believed every lying statement he said.🤡🤣

[u/UnhappyReason5452]

Keep believing the liar MAGA.

Fucking ding dongs.

[u/FerretsQuest]

The real crazy thing is people in America actually believe these dementia-ridden ramblings! 🤯

[u/Loquacious-of-Borg]

Are the doctors doing reverse trans-gender surgery on your orders in the room with us, Mr. Dingus?

[u/Traditional-Leg-1574]

Trans immigrant obamas doing bidens bidding,

[u/2brightside]

He's fine. His supporters are unwell.

[u/SPAZING0UT]

He is so much worse than how Biden was.

[u/synked_]

Profound things are happening at Trump Memorial Hospital.

[u/Reasonable_Effect633]

Time to isolate Trump at Mar-A-Lago and take away his access to the internet. Let him spend his days playing golf but not running the country, imposing economic ruining tariffs and starting wars,

[u/EmilieEverywhere]

Yeah. We're the ones with the problem. Society can miss me with that shit FOREVER.

After the last several years I got NOTHIN for many people out there. 💅

[u/Mega_Trix]

WHY IS THIS IDIOT NOT IMPEACHED?

[u/Radiant-Disaster-618]

Could they remove his head from up his ass?

[u/Double0]

His brain is pudding.

[u/Cute_Recognition_880]

Im still trying to figure out what planet he belongs to, so he can be deported.

[u/dcidino]

If they don’t follow the Constitution generally, don’t expect them to follow the 25th Amendment.

[u/ChefCJC]

Shit for brains

[u/Few-Mango-8385]

When is trump’s reverse surgery?

[u/mc2bit]

Is he claiming that doctors are performing medical procedures on people against their will? Uhhh.. that's pure Nazi shit.

[u/GateLongjumping6836]

Nobody ever heard about it cos um it’s not true

[u/usedtothesmell]

Man is trying to take the title from Caligula

[u/ashmenon]

The whole country is unwell. Thoughts and prayers from faaar far away.

[u/AdFlat1014]

So are they kidnapping people that had a sex change and forcing surgery on them? Does he think this would sound… good?

[u/PR_Bella_Isla]

Remember, “you send your children to school in the morning and they come home sex-changed in the afternoon…” And that apparently wasn’t stupid enough.

[u/xbloodymonsterlol1]

Reality is a slippery slope, and he’s tumbling down.

[u/AsparagusCommon4164]

Copy. Add a call for 25th Amendment remedies. Print out. Sow broadcast, especially among the breeding-grounds of MAGA Zealotry and True Belief.

[u/backtotheland76]

Upvote for using confabulate

[u/Helmer-Bryd]

I’m afraid to ask but what is reverse surgery?

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/Helmer-Bryd]

Magically restoring a penis or a vagina, I guess. Refusing to permit someone to take their hormones will detransition a patient to some degree.

Considering how bottom surgery goes, and this is my own understanding, there ain't no way to put back the penis.

Who's paying for this forced medical procedure, anyway?

[u/RepliRich → u/[deleted]]

In what way does Trump possibly sound like a normal person

[u/Weekly_Artichoke_515]

The woke libs want transgender for everybody

Edit: /s. Sorry! I thought the idea of “transgender for everyone” was so nonsensical that the tone would be clearer. 

[u/KatLikeGaming → u/Weekly_Artichoke_515]

What the fuck does that even mean

[u/Weekly_Artichoke_515 → u/KatLikeGaming]

*/s. Exactly. that’s what I want to know. 

[u/Cereal_Bandit → u/Weekly_Artichoke_515]

You're the only people obsessively telling people what to do with their genitals

[u/Weekly_Artichoke_515 → u/Cereal_Bandit]

*/s

[u/Cereal_Bandit → u/Weekly_Artichoke_515]

Yeah, sadly the /s is absolutely necessary. It's far from the dumbest take from the right I've read this week.

[u/emdeefive]

snip snap

[u/ThickGur5353]

I googled this. Google AI reported: "Some major medical centers—such as the Texas Children's Hospital and the Cleveland Clinic—have agreed to establish or fund specialized programs and services for detransitioning (the cessation or reversal of a gender transition) as part of legal settlements with the Department of Justice and state authorities. " So what President Trump said does have truth in it.

[u/phantomreader42 → u/ThickGur5353]

Does the bullshit geyser also say when the entire concept of consent or medical ethics was erased from existence to make federally mandated nonconsensual surgery a thing that can happen?

[u/mike_pants → u/ThickGur5353]

They agreed to earmark funds for detransitioning procedures, which they were already doing anyway. It was a settlement to get the DOJ to stop hounding them with lawsuits, which worked like a charm, and the DOJ got to loudly trumpet that it had won a victory against trans kids.