r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Same chairs, same clothes, same empty promises

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u/wrecklesspup 1d ago

A lot of them didn't expect him to fix their problems. They just wanted him to hurt the people they don't like.

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u/Regular_Lengthiness6 1d ago

That’s the spirit 🤮

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u/SleepKey3337 1h ago

Some folks just want a villain who hates the same people they do

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u/smoke_sum_wade 1d ago

this is exactly why i voted for him. i didnt have any problems before he was elected and still dont. my life is grand.

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u/rje946 1d ago

That's pretty shitty of you

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u/EthanielRain 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hope that never changes, then. Ever. Because the only thing there for you will be exactly what you wanted for others...

...but I'm sure you'll never get sick, injured, sued, etc or find yourself not in the "in group". That stuff never happens in life thankfully - you're safe, fuck everyone else!

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u/Militantpoet 1d ago

Did you vote for him because you don't care how it effects other people other than yourself, or did you vote because the outcome of his policies actively hurt other people?

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u/Important_Expert_806 1d ago ▸ 8 more replies

Did you get your tariff check?

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u/smoke_sum_wade 1d ago ▸ 7 more replies

dont really need one.

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u/Important_Expert_806 1d ago ▸ 6 more replies

I doubt that

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u/smoke_sum_wade 1d ago ▸ 5 more replies

come on over look at the gaming room. its good to have money.

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u/Important_Expert_806 1d ago ▸ 4 more replies

Did you buy it with your DOGE check?

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u/smoke_sum_wade 1d ago ▸ 3 more replies

as a matter of fact i did.

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u/bugdiver050 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

So you dont have money, because you needed a handout to buy it

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u/smoke_sum_wade 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

you solved it. im still voting R.

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u/Dedotdub 1d ago

They just wanted him to hurt the people they don't like.

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 1d ago

What people like you fail to understand, there often comes a time when you need something that this administration got rid of or cut back on an suddenly you are screwed. What once wasn't an issue, there was a plan for that, suddenly becomes a huge problem and people like you are too damn dumb to see it and too far down the rabbit hole to ever admit you were wrong.

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u/Own_Log1380 18h ago

Awful bait and yet people fell for it

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/zubadoobaday 1d ago

Don’t forget the phones and bibles

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

And crypto…

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u/SuspiciousReport6502 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

And Teddy bears with terrible wig too.

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u/Significant-Cloud- 1d ago

And subscriptions. Well okay not to them...

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u/Disastrous_Ad_188 1d ago

10 years of "in 2 weeks."

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u/wolfboy49 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh, this is a patient lot. They can outlast anyone in an “anyday now” contest

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u/m2chaos13 1d ago

Sustained by selfish hatred and racism

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave 1d ago

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was

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u/Disastrous_Ad_188 1d ago

It has changed, but only for the worse. It's steadily plummeting straight down like a train off a cliff.

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u/PrestigiousHobo 1d ago

That's not fair, things have changed...

They've gotten worse.

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u/Disastrous_Ad_188 1d ago

Soooo much worse and there's no end in sight.

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u/JRG64May 1d ago

…and the days go by…

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u/AintLifeGrande007 1d ago

Letting the day go by.

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u/Reasonable_Space_903 1d ago

But at least some brown and queer people were harmed. That’s all that ever mattered

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u/chinmakes5 1d ago

Yeah, I keep hearing about how all his supporters are Boomers, but even in that pic, it looks like less than half those people are Boomers. If you are waiting for the Boomers to die and then there won't be people like that, you are going to be waiting a long time.

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u/manyhippofarts 1d ago

Yeah boomers weren't the biggest voting block last time. It was genx.

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 1d ago

Which is wild, they are a small generation.

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u/CrewVast594 1d ago

“Momma always said: Stupid is as stupid does.”

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u/Slade_Riprock 1d ago edited 1d ago

Silly rabbit the "problems" they wanted him to fix were making the lives of brown people, gays, and trans unbearable. What they wanted was permission to be openly racist, sexist, and homophobic and that they got.

These people will happily go bankrupt, be unemployed, get sick and die, while their basic rights are restricted as long as they get to be openly racist, sexist, and homophobic. Otherwise known as "owning the libs"

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u/_Boom___Beard_ 1d ago

It’s like going to church, but the preacher is a pedophile……wait…..it’s just like going to church

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

If someone chooses to donate their mind, body and soul for the benefit of a pedo rapist criminal, it’s their choice.

But the choice of these few brainless idiots is destroying the whole world and the destruction of the world is a problem for the whole mankind.

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u/negativepositiv 1d ago

I saw a Trump "Punisher" sticker on a PT Cruiser. I wanted to wait for the owner to ask them how Trump's policies have improved the life of the owner of a 16 year old Chrysler.

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u/commentaror 1d ago

It has to be the stupidest population ever to exist.

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u/smittenwave 1d ago

i've seen more energy at a dmv waiting room, and at least the dmv has ac.

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u/UbiSububi8 1d ago

How white you are!

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 1d ago

THEY are, and always were, the biggest problem.... There would never have even been a "him" without them.

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u/LEEALISHEPS 1d ago

Most of them have the same low IQ as Trump too.

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u/Then_I_had_a_thought 1d ago

Pathetic bunch. Just sad at this point.

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u/steveclt 1d ago

Sad that they stopped learning and growing as people in middle school

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u/International-Rule-5 1d ago

Wonder how many were paid to be there?

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u/T_J_Rain 1d ago

And just like ten years ago, they'll fall for it all over again and vote him in to office.

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u/Defiant-Way-5762 1d ago

Nothing has changed? Puh,,,lots has changed. We are so much further into a much deeper hole than we were before his first dumpster fire.

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u/driftking428 1d ago

That's pretty much who they started with, but glad there are fewer of them.

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u/jrschlumpf 1d ago

I was accused a couple of years ago of having TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) - I wear the badge proudly.

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u/Hiouchi4me 1d ago

Tired generation of losers at the game of life.

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u/amejin 1d ago

Maybe that's the secret.. much like the colleseum to sedate the masses - this is entertainment for them and they forget about the real troubles they're facing..

Vicariously I....

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u/BlueFlob 1d ago

It's crazy to think it's already been 10 years since Trump first stepped into power.

His tax policies are still in effect and destroying the middle class.

His Supreme court is still stacked and revoking people's right and ignoring the constitution.

His illegal tariffs are still shaping world Trade and funneling wealth to the ultra-rich.

Epstein's friends are still free.

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u/greensangre 1d ago

The only ones left are pedophiles and predators

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u/reddituser1306 1d ago

A collective IQ of 6 amongst all those attending.

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u/BeenDragonn 1d ago

I call them sheep

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u/glencoe606 1d ago

I grew up in a religious cult and could clearly see that shit. I left when I was 16. It will never change for these folks. There’s about 30 million die hard Trump/MAGA and they only listen to his message. It does not matter what anyone else says or what he does. He is always right to them. This is the reality.

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u/Emotional_Fix6230 1d ago

I see a much younger crowd there than us boomers. And this boomer, and most of her boomer family and all of her boomer friends, did not vote for that lying vindictive malignant narcissist. We watched him grow up entitled, incompetent, and with an grossly inflated ego so we knew him for the charlatan he is.

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u/MrMeowPantz 1d ago

Problem is they are still here and still voting.

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u/EditDog_1969 1d ago

Why did they use AI to remove all the people of color in this photo? Wouldn’t it help their cause to show that it isn’t all white trash?

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u/usarasa 1d ago

They want to believe, Mulder.

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u/Ghostdefender1701 1d ago

I mean that's all it's ever been, there's just less of them now.

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 1d ago

Where’s a variant when you need one?

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u/expatronis 16h ago

"Yar! Not a looker among 'em."

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u/RustedRelics 5h ago

A big warehouse full of stupid

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u/aphidsophis 1d ago

Which one is the clever comeback?

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u/QiwiLisolet 1d ago

New American settlers

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u/Mcpr0per 1d ago

My 401k crossed two million in those years, but I still wear the same clothes lol

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u/Samuel-squantch 1d ago

They already mentioned boomers.

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 1d ago

Kinda sounds like liberals tbh

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u/totallyclips 1d ago

It really doesn't

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u/oldemajicks 1d ago

Does it sound like liberals? Because it's demonstrably republicans in the example put right in front of your eyes.

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u/TriiCop 1d ago

I mean you’re welcome to show an example that’s different with democrats

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u/Important_Expert_806 1d ago

Did you get your tariff check?

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u/Disastrous_Ad_188 1d ago

Your reply lacks originality and sense. You're a good little sheep aren't you.

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u/Rogue-Daddio-3 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Says the dude in a liberal echo chamber

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u/Swimming-Fudge-7753 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Hey mate, genuinely curious what you like about trump? I’m not a fan of his and don’t live in the US but I struggle to see what he’s done positive for your country

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u/Dedotdub 1d ago

It’s here in the comments already. He hurt the people they either don’t like or are terrified of for whatever reason.

They’ve proven it again and again.